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BE: oh, hey there viperi!
LS: Happy wriggling day, my dear!
BE: *looks surprised*
BE: thank you!
LS: Why so surprised? (VIPERI frowns.)
BE: nothing, just that you're the first one. *laughs*
LS: Oh, really? (VIPERI laughs a little too.)
LS: That's weird! EE actually reminded me a few minutes ago!
BE: he did? he hasn't talked to me in a while!
LS: Is that so?
LS: (VIPERI looks thoughtful.)
LS: Maybe he's intimidated by the fact that you're jonesing for his weirdguy patoot. (VIPERI wiggles her eyebrows.) BD
BE: no way!
BE: ...do you think he knows??
LS: Maybe he does! (She's still wiggling her eyebrows.)
LS: (They are getting a bit out of control.)
BE: oh man...
LS: Oh relax, I'm sure it'll be fine! He'll probably wish you a happy wriggling day later- he just said he had some stuff to take care of!
BE: i guess we'll see?
LS: That's the spirit!
LS: Besides, you could do better!
LS: Is there anyone you have your eye on? Maybe in a flushed sort of way? (VIPERI scoots closer.)
BE: *scoots away*
BE: no, no!
BE: i'm perfectly happy with my moirail.
BE: no need for flushed conquests at the moment, no sir!
LS: Hmmm. (VIPERI stares intently.)
LS: If you say so! You just worded that quite suspiciously. Those words were crafted in a very suspicious manner.
LS: Calm down, calm down! No need to bust out the double question mark. I'm just curious!
BE: *laughs nervously*
BE: sorry, i know, viperi.
BE: but i really don't have a flushcrush on anyone!
LS: Alright, alright.
LS: And how is your lovely moirail AS doing?
BE: oh, he's fine! *grins*
BE: he said he's gonna come up the river and visit me again soon.
LS: Aw, that's nice.
LS: You two are such cuties! I wish I had my moirail already!
BE: *blushes* ahaha, i'm sure you'll find your moirail soon, viperi!
BE: what about PI?
LS: Oh, no, he can't be my moirail!
BE: why not?
LS: It just... he just isn't!
LS: I think I know when I find my moirail. (VIPERI nods decidedly.)
LS: Didn't you feel something special? Like the planets had aligned? Like the skies opened up and rained beautiful, dramatic rain down on your heart but it was warm and wonderful and everything was right with the world? Didn't you hear music swell in your ears and make your blood pumping vessel pick up? (VIPERI swoons at the romance of it all!)
BE: hm, well, i guess?
BE: i don't really know haha!
LS: Gosh, that's a bit dissapointing.
BE: that doesn't mean it won't be like that for you! *rapidly tries to explain*
BE: i'm just weird i guess?
LS: You can say that again. You're a confusing girl, BE!
LS: You're always all over the place whenever we talk. (VIPERI ponders this.)
BE: that's me, i suppose!
LS: Well, anyway. You have a good wriggling day!
LS: I'm sure EE will be all up in your confusing face soon enough! (VIPERI chuckles.) ;D
BE: ahahaha, yeah, i guess i just have to be paitient?
BE: i'll talk to you later, viperi!
Not sure what you mean? Do you mean it's poor quality or somesuch?
The sprites in the prologue bit are sort've old, if that's what you mean. I can try giving it a good ol' update and polish before he comes back in Act 1.
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II: happy FUCKING wriggling day i guess
BE: about DARN time
BE: i thought you weren't gonna bother
II: i just had SHIT to get done
BE: yeah everyone seems to be FRIGGIN' busy today
BE: preparing for that GOSH DARNED game?
II: waiting for the FUCKING thing to install now
BE: so are you playing with ee then
II: the guy practically FUCKING insisted he teach me the ropes so i can help all you DUMBASSES once you get in
BE: no FRIGGIN' reason
BE: i'm just trying to get the order straight
II: sure if you FUCKING say so
BE: no seriously fill me the FRIG in
II: alright well
II: so far its ee, then me, then arctus, and then FUCKING lyrcea, and then fz, and then br
BE: you're letting lyrcea and br play with fz?
BE: wow color me FRIGGIN' surprised
II: there isn't a lot i can FUCKING do
II: as much as i tell fz not to play with those sneaky BITCHES she's gonna do whatever she wants
II: i just have to keep an eye on the lot of them so they don't FUCK anything up
II: it's like taking care of FUCKING wigglers
BE: well take solace in the fact that i'm gonna try my best not to be FRIGGIN' incompetant
II: it warms the FUCKING cockles of my blood pumping vessel
BE: so who's the leader?
BE: the leader
BE: is it you or ee?
II: no one's the FUCKING leader
II: ee's our tech expert and i'm the DUMBASS-WRANGLER
II: that's it
BE: sounds like a pile of SHIZNIT to me
BE: but okay
II: please never say 'shiznit' again
II: for both of our FUCKING sakes
BE: i promise FRIGGIN' nothing
BE: do you know if anyone is being ee's server player?
II: DAMN you're transparent
II: listen i know you really want to play with ee but FUCK show some restraint woman
BE: just answer the FRIGGIN' question FUDGEFACE
II: being the last one to connect is going to be FUCKING dangerous
II: if ee thinks you can handle it he'll talk to you
BE: i dunno
BE: CRUD-FOR-THINKPAN still hasn't even wished me a happy wriggling day
II: i really don't FUCKING care
II: but if it really bothers you then FUCKING talk to him first
II: you're not going to get any attention by sitting around and whining like a BITCH
II: you're better than that
BE: i guess so?
BE: but i mean
BE: you spend plenty of time whining like a BIYATCH when you're not getting enough attention, too
II: i do not
BE: you do FRIGGIN' to
BE: 'oh be my matesprit hasn't talked to me in 2 FRIGGIN' hours what in the world did i do wrong'
BE: 'she doesn't want to see my stupid face or listen to my incessant ranting anymore a bloo bloo bloo'
BE: 'what if i'm annoying arctus and ee too a bloo bloo bloo woe is FRIGGIN' me'
II: i've never said anything even remotely close to that in my life
BE: like H-E-DOUBLE-ICE-ACTIVITY-STICKS you haven't
II: do you want me to talk to ee for you
BE: yes please?
II: then shut the FUCK up
II: the game is almost done downloading so i'm gonna go get ready
II: keep that promise to not be a FUCKING incompetant and i'll try talking to ee when i have the DAMN time
BE: thanks thelai
You are once again Thelai, and you have a few minutes before EE connects to you and the game begins. You’re a bit nervous- unlike normal Alternian games, which hatch from grubs, this game just runs on your two networked computers straight from a program file he created. You don’t really like the idea of a game you can’t disconnect by crushing it underfoot when things get dangerous, but you suppose turning off your computer is also an option.
But for now, you’ve got a few minutes. What will you do?
You take a gander at the poster you hastily slapped on the wall a few hours ago.
It figures EE wouldn't be able to scrape up a poster relating to your interests in the time you gave him. Instead, he sent his lusus over with one of his shitty movie posters for one of his shitty animated movies. You find his entertainment interests extremely childish, and everyone who knows EE would agree. It's really surprising such a level-headed guy with such a matured psychic ability would be into such stupid drivel.
Though to be fair, you've never sat down and watched this particular film. The title sounds kinda interesting- it's about a young troll and his draconian lusus. Maybe one day you'll give it a watch.
You crank up the action dial another notch- instead of just staring blankly at your knife collection and perhaps describing it, you captchalogue it. After all, you are a man of action, not a man of standing around and gawking like an insufferable idiot at objects you’ve owned for sweeps.
Besides, EE told you that you should probably gather up anything you’d deem as useful for the game from around your hive, and you believe that a collection of blades are likely going to be useful for most any situation.
You use the UNION MODUS. This modus is pretty straightforward to use, which is why you like it. There’s no bullshitting around with your sylladex.
It only allows storage of a particular sort of item, depending on what value is entered here, on the back of the card. You can input anything, as long as it’s a one-word category of some kind. Right now, it’s set to ‘blades’, which means any item with a sharpened edge can be captchalogued successfully, like your knife collection. Once there are items inside, your sylladex is then locked into accepting only items that fit in that category input.