Disinformation Desk

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Feel lovesick for ThetanicImortal.

(>.>; Was Imortal supposed to be spelled immortal? Was it a typo?)

[That Didn't Stop]

>Feel lovesick for ThetanicImmortal.



Uh oh. That isn't good either.

You're CIA, damnit! You do not, under any circumstances, permit yourself to have feelings for your target! You might as well hold a cyanide capsule between your teeth and hop on a pogo ride!

Besides, TI is allegedly a 'she' AND on the internet. . . Clearly, something is suspicious here. . .

At the very least, she's probably really, REALLY ugly.

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>prove your worth to the angry red text guy



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HermeticAluminium contacted InfraFrenetic at 11:19 am

HA: WELL WELL WELL
HA: THE TRUTH IS OUT
HA: IT CAN"T BE HIDDEN
HA: I DON"T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT
HA: BUT YOU MANAGED TO CONVINCE ME THAT YOU WERE MY FRIEND
HA: THAT YOU BELIEVED ME
HA: THAT YOU BELIEVED THE TRUTH THAT I SPOKE TO YOU
HA: BUT NOW YOU REVEAL YOUR TRUE FACE
HA: IT"S THE FACE OF A LIAR
HA: AND A F A L S E F R I E N D
HA: WHO WON"T EVEN LISTEN TO THE TRUTH I SENT YOU
HA: YOU SAID YOU WOULD LISTEN TO THE FILES TODAY
AND GET BACK TO ME
HA: IT"S TODAY NOW
HA: WHERE ARE THE FILES
HA: SITTING IN YOUR JUNK MAIL FOLDER PROBABLY
HA: WHILE YOU TALK TO YOUR REAL FRIENDS
HA: EXCEPT YOU DON"T HAVE ANY "REAL FRIENDS"
HA: YOU DON"T HAVE ANYTHING EXCEPT LIES
HA: JUST YOU AND YOUR LIES OUT ON A CANDLELIGHT HATE DATE
HA: I HOPE THAT YOU TWO ARE HAPPY TOGETHER
HA: I HOPE YOU GET MARRIED AND HAVE THREE IMAGINARY BABIES
HA: AND THAT THOSE BABIES GROW UP AND KILL YOU
HA: METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING OF COURSE
HA: GIVE ME SOME CREDIT
HA: GEEZ
IF: shut up
HA: WHAT
IF: just take your stupid crazy digits off the keyboard for a second and listen to me
IF: friend
IF: youre right: i said i would decode your the garbled wav monstrosities you send me
IF: and i havnt yet
IF: because i have a lot going on right now
HA: AND I SUPPOSE YOUR BUSY SOCIAL SCHEDULE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FINDING OUT WHO IT IS THAT KEEPS MESSING WITH MY THINK PAN
IF: screw you
IF: you think youre the only one in this world thats being manipulated
IF: like betty, slendy and tupac shakur are off somewhere right now talking trash about you behind your back
IF: well guess what
IF: friend
IF: theres a whole world of secrets that have nothing to do with you
IF: and I cant always just drop everything to listen to you being all coy and cryptic and desperate
IF: and i cant always explain why i cant be there for you
HA: IF YOU"RE IN TROUBLE I"D LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT IT
IF: no you wouldnt
IF: trust me
HA: WE"RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS TOGETHER
HA: ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME BECAUSE YOU"RE AFRAID OF WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
HA: OR ARE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT ME?
IF: yes
HA: HEY
HA: THAT"S MY THING
IF: whats your thing?
HA: Y"KNOW
HA: WHEN YOU ASK A QUESTION LIKE
HA: "ARE YOU JOKING<OR ARE YOU INSANE/"
HA: AND I ANSWER
HA: "YES"
HA: TO BOTH OF THEM
HA: IT"S LIKE A TRADEMARK
IF: i thought holding down the shift key all the time was your trademark
HA: WELL< THAT TOO
IF: : P
IF: well
IF: imma go unscramble some audio now
IF: try not to have a psychotic episode while im gone

InfraFrenetic broke contact with HermeticAluminium

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>Feel lovesick for ThetanicImortal.

(>.>; Was Imortal supposed to be spelled immortal? Was it a typo?)

Yeah, that'd be a typo. I'll fix it eventually

[Naristar]

*chuckles* that was wonderful

Audio?
Try to get a picture of ThetanicImortal

[That Didn't Stop]

*chuckles* that was wonderful

Audio?
Try to get a picture of ThetanicImortal

Thanks!

Is that a command for IF, or a request for me? 'cause I included a pic of TI in today's update in spoiler tags...

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Remember that Valentine's Day is coming up soon. Write an invisible ink note to buy some flowers for your love inter- apparently "female" victim. This will surely win her over, which is definitely not in any way of winning her heart, no way, it's to gain her trust! No, seriously, it's just for trust!... Honest!

>Think if a box of chocolates would be better. What about an alien bear? Hmm...

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>Report to GE



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InfallibleFalsehood contacted GrandioseEnigma at 11:26 am

IF: hey boss
IF: we have a problem
GE: I doubt that
IF: its about one of my clients
GE: In that case, would it not be more accurate to say that *you* have a problem?
IF: i think i might have revealed too much
GE: That would indeed be cause for concern
GE: if you yourself had access to classified information.
GE: You do not.
GE: And, as far as I am aware, you never have.
IF: yeah i get it im not a real spy
IF: you dont have to remind me
IF: but one of my clients claims to have corroborated many of my claims with other sources.
GE: And you believe this client?
IF: she has never given me any reason to doubt her
IF: and shes given my plenty of reasons not to
GE: I wouldn't worry about it.
IF: but I might have accidentally revealed state secrets!
GE: You fabricate conspiracy theories for a living. It is a statistical certainty that some of them will happen to contain an element of truth.
IF: but
IF: what if
GE: What your client does with the information you supply is not your responsibility, Jacobson. Let it go.
IF: okay

>Remember that Valentine's Day is coming up soon. Write an invisible ink note to buy some flowers for your love inter- apparently "female" victim. This will surely win her over, which is definitely not in any way of winning her heart, no way, it's to gain her trust! No, seriously, it's just for trust!... Honest!



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IF: but hear me out
IF: what if I can get her to give me her sources?
GE: That sounds suspiciously...
GE: above your pay grade.
IF: i know i can do it
IF: we have good rapport

>Think if a box of chocolates would be better. What about an alien bear? Hmm...



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GE: If you wish to pursue this further, I won't stop you. In fact, I might even allocate some resources to follow up on any leads you find.
IF: im on it
IF: chief
GE: It isn't often that one gets a chance to demonstrate one's intelligence-gathering abilities in a low-risk environment. Perhaps there is opportunity for advancement in your field after all...
IF: thanks! you wont regret it
GE: But do try not to get your hopes up.
GE: You don't know that your client's alleged "sources" even exist.
GE: Besides, your client is allegedly a 'she' AND on the internet. . . Clearly, something is suspicious here. . .

GrandioseEnigma broke contact with InfallibleFalsehood

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Could this day possibly get any better? YOU DOUBT IT.

[WhimsicalAquarium]

Actually, I think it would be a fun idea to see him try to get her picture.

>Take note to try and get TI's picture later.

>GE: Be very displeased with your employee's giddiness after talking about TI. Obviously he has developed feelings for this "female"; otherwise, he just enjoys talking to your boss.

>GE: Conclude it's you because you're such a great boss.

[Naristar]

Thanks!

Is that a command for IF, or a request for me? 'cause I included a pic of TI in today's update in spoiler tags...

Sorry sometimes Iif that was a bit vauge
I ment start with the audio files
and see if you could through shadowy internet means get a picture for yourself
although Now that you mention it I would like to take a gander at this angry red guy

[Curris]

GE ==> Actually stand for "Great Employer" or "Green Eyeballs"

KCF ==> You know what would go great with your dance of overjoyous zeal? Music! Start that audio decoding! Then keep dancing! If your boss is watching you, tell him you are training your body to be a more superior agent. Calisthenics are just what you need to keep the adrenaline up!

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You are now: GE.

The Grandiose Enigma, the Great Employer, the Green Eyeglasses... you are known by many names, none of which are yours. You have just given one of your underlings permission to follow up on a highly dubious lead, and are currently observing said underling's exuberant reaction.

His movements are... transfixing.

>GE: Be very displeased with your employee's giddiness after talking about TI. Obviously he has developed feelings for this "female"; otherwise, he just enjoys talking to his boss.



Maybe you're reading too much into it, but it definitely seems to you that this kid has more than just espionage on his mind. He may not be a field agent, but feelings are dangerous things to have under any circumstances. You would rather he didn't make the same mistakes you did...

>GE: Conclude it's you because you're such a great boss.



You discard this line of thought before you accidentally reveal any of your backstory. It's perfectly natural for the kid to be excited. You just offered him a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to maybe eventually become a real spy! Just because you fell hopelessly in love with a fellow agent who eventually murdered several of your best friends over thirty years ago doesn't mean that Jacobson will! You have got to stop projecting all of your own issues on to other people like that.

Besides, it's not like the kid is even in any real danger. Nobody knows how to find him as long as he doesn't do anything idiotic like, say, send her chocolate with a return address label or something like thaaa oh my god what is he doing now?

>IF: You know what would go great with your dance of overjoyous zeal? Music! Start that audio decoding! Then keep dancing!

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The author doesn't have Flash, so you'll just have to play the audio file and hope that the gif syncs up with it.

This is incredibly silly!

[Naristar]

(ok this is freaking awsome)
GE: Get Seizure!

[Mibbs]

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yo i fixed up your sig for you, just copy paste that bit without any spaces
>audio files: be utterly incomprehensible garbage

[WhyPurpleWhy]

>head outside. check out the other people in your deparment.

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Thanks, Mibbs! I'm pretty sure I wasted exactly four hours on that signature bullshit before I gave up on it....

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Thanks, Mibbs! I'm pretty sure I wasted exactly four hours on that signature bullshit before I gave up on it....

so yeah

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>GE: Get Seizure!

[That Didn't Stop]

>Audio files: be utterly incomprehensible garbage



Yeah, this is utterly incomprehensible garbage.

>Head outside. Check out other people in your department.



The rest of your department ought to be arriving shortly. You decide to head downstairs and wait for him outside.

Hanging above the stairs are photographs of some of Ned's more memorable roles. You suppose it's probably a bad idea to keep evidence out in the open like this, but nobody ever comes here anyway. 'Cept Ned.

You have got to start being less pathetic one of these days.

[Kíeros]

> Expound on the craziness that is those portraits behind you.

[Curris]

I think Ned helps him fake "Evidence". . . I see Ned faking a Moon Landing. I see Ned as Slenderman? I see Ned as a Yeti/Bigfoot, and I see Ned as some bizarre form of alien life. . .

So, where's the Ned is Elvis photo? Or Ned as Fidel Castro?

KCF ==> Lock Ned out! That'll really get his goat! Your Prankster's Gambit, if that was actually a thing that was real and not fake, would totally max out if you did that!

[Naristar]

fall down the stairs cause no one warned you!

[That Didn't Stop]

> Expound on the craziness that is those portraits behind you.



This one is from when Ned pretended to be Neil Armstrong pretending to land on the moon. This one was particularly fun to film, as the sound of Ned's complaining was almost completely contained by the glass helmet.

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Here, Ned portrays the Operator himself. All he had to do was stand motionless in front of windows and behind bushes while you did all the work. It was by far the best performance of his career.

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And then there was that time you had Ned wear grey facepaint and and try to convince HA that he was a psychic alien from the future.

HA didn't buy it.

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Ned already looks a bit like the Sasquatch, so you didn't even bother with the mask. You just had to film at night and shake the camera around like it was on fire. This destroyed the camera, but the footage you were able to salvage from it became an internet sensation. 600,000 views overnight it is an achievement you are unlikely to surpass in your lifetime.

[Mibbs]

call ned and tell him to hurry the fuck up before you make him wear the astronaut suit again

[Curris]

Ned has bags under his eyes. . . Tell him to get some sleep. Then wake him up! You've got work to do!

[Naristar]

make Ned crazy send him audio from those files