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[WhimsicalAquarium]

>GE: Cut hand from taking knife.

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>Ned: Stab upwards into crotch.



Does GE even have a crotch? Kinda hard to tell when he’s rendered in such a stylized manner!

>Ned: Stab or cut nearest leg if crotch is too far.

Knifetech Lvl. 4: Liquid Slicelocity

> Ned: stab upwards into crouch.

Knifetech Lvl. 31: Reclining Elevator Lunge

GE: take the knife

>GE: Cut hand from taking knife.

What an amusing idea.

thats not GE is it?

He looks exactly like GE. He acts exactly like GE. He fights exactly like GE.

So, who knows? Could be anybody.

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Ned: What are you doing? This guy has so many weak points in his fighting style and you can easily overtake him with your past experience as a secret agent. Quit flaking!

>Wendy: Crash through window and head kick GE.

>Ned: Reminisce in your past as a secret agent and bring those former skills back to life!

[Mibbs]

GE: Stab

[Curris]

Wendy ==> Dynamic Entry & Attack!
GE ==> Having been prepared for this, use Wendy's Momentum against her. Once you have her right where you want her, taunt Ned.
Ned ==> Having your totally not-just-a-neighbor-girlfriend imperiled by GE, show your true form! Fight for justice! And also to defend the girl you may or may not have indecently exposed to danger!

GE ==> Congratulate Ned for being able to defend a Lady in Danger. Offer Promotion to FULL SPY. He is ready for Field Work.

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GE: This is getting old, just use the tranquilizer.

[That Didn't Stop]

GE: Stab

>Ned: What are you doing? This guy has so many weak points in his fighting style and you can easily overtake him with your past experience as a secret agent. Quit flaking!

Spytech Lvl. 6: Catchyegrabber

>Ned: Reminisce in your past as a secret agent and bring those former skills back to life!

You spent most of your career behind various desks, in various countries. You played golf with a lot of shady people, and you let a lot of foreign dignitaries borrow your favorite movies so they wouldn’t suspect that you were tampering with their files.

You never had to fight anybody.




But you were always ready to.




You are forced to let go of your opponent mid-throw to avoid having your wrist slashed.

Wendy ==> Dynamic Entry & Attack!

>Wendy: Crash through window and head kick GE.

jumpkick through the window into GE's face

There are simply no words to describe the exhilarating, glass-shattering success you have just achieved. None whatsoever.

[avidGamer]

GE: Reveal kicked face to be shredded.
GE: Reveal self to be robot a la terminator.

[Mibbs]

Coffeetech: Twelve Thousand Punches in 10 seconds

[Torquemadras Trump]

GE: Have the shades kicked off your face. Reveal another pair underneath it.

[98714123340]

GE: Limbo Manuever.

[Curris]

GE: Have the shades kicked off your face. Reveal another pair underneath it.

Agreed.

GE ==> Smoke pellets to escape. Besides. . . The bombs are already planted. . .

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Wendy: Stand next to Ned and guard. Act tsundere towards him.

[That Didn't Stop]

GE: Limbo Manuever.

GE ==> Having been prepared for this, use Wendy's Momentum against her. Once you have her right where you want her, taunt Ned.

You fail to have been prepared for this.














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Oh, so I’m a hostage now? Why don’t you just...

Shut up, Royer. You have nothing valuable to contribute here.

Miss... Carter, was it? Are you this man’s instructor?

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Let him go!

I will. Are you his teacher?

No. We’re just friends.

Very good. I have everything I need.

GE ==> Smoke pellets to escape.

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So many great suggestions, so little GIF capability... :(

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Wendy: OMG! You're alone in the house with Ned!... N-n-not that you care. N-no feelings here, nope.

>Ned: Discuss with Wendy the secret plan.

>Ned: Rub forehead in the fact you'll have to work harder to get into the investigation team.

[Naristar]

Ned, is that GE's normal mode of exit?

[Armok]

Some great action scenes here!

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“Thanks for the assist, Wendy. I really...”

“Shh! Let me concentrate! He can’t be far away yet; I can find him!

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“Ugh, it’s no use. He must have hidden his aura.”

“His aura?”

“Aura. It’s a kind of invisible energy that radiates from every living...”

“Yeah, yeah. Coffee powers. Got it.”

“So who was that, anyway? An old spy Ned-esis?”

“...”

“Fine. ‘Nemesis.’”

“Something like that.”


“Would you mind if we had coffee back at your place? I could really use a pick-me-up.”

“I’ll say. You were pretty pathetic just now.”

“Hey!”

“Kidding! Jeez!”

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“Okay, your house is clean. No bugs.”

“Smashing! Here, have a cup of Kaldi’s Ardor.”

“Err, no thanks. I’ll just stick with the French Roast, please.”

“It wasn’t a request. This is training.”

“Yes, master.”

“So what did that guy want?”

“Information, of course. He’s my boss.”

“Oh. Him.”

“Indeed.”

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Ned, is that GE's normal mode of exit?

“Ned, was that GE's normal mode of exit?”

“More or less. Sometimes he chokes me out first.”

“And why did he want to know if I was training you?”

“I had to tell him something, without telling them everything. So I told him about the Caffeinated Friends. He asked me if I knew any techniques. I said no.”

“And then he... attacked you.”

“Probably just a test. I guess he figured I’d be forced to reveal any Caffetechs I knew if he strangled me a little.”

“But I told him that I wasn’t your teacher! We don’t have our stories straight!”

“You’ve got no poker-face, sifu. He could tell that you were lying.”

“Oh. I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be! Everything worked out in our favor!”


“In fact, he’ll probably call me in a few minutes to tell me I’m on the investigative team.”

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>Ned: Discuss with Wendy the secret plan.

“You really think so!?”

“Any minute now. We are in, I tell you!”


“I’ll be able to keep an eye on GE. I might even be able to get some solid dirt on him. Who knows?”

“And he’ll lead us to Thomas!”

“He will. One way or another.”


“So how are things progressing with all the nut-cases? Are they all on board yet?”

“Not yet.”


“TW’s still pretty excited about it, and he’s trying to help me convince HA.”


“SE is helping us, in his own irritating way.”


“EI said to count her in. Although, I just found out today that she’s twelve years old, so we should probably not involve her any more than we already have...”


“And TI still hasn’t received her hard drive yet. But I’m sure she’ll join us once she does.”

“We are so doomed.”

“Stop saying that, Ned. We are not doomed.”

“I’m doomed, at the very least.”

“Okay, maybe a little.”

[Mibbs]

GE: call him in a few minutes to tell him he's on the investigative team.

[98714123340]

Any minute now he will call.. Aaany minute now.

Awkward Silence.

[Naristar]

^this
then remember you left your phone at the apartment!

[Curris]

Smoke Alarm at Ned/Thomas's house => Do not be disabled, merely ignored. You left for coffee after all. . .

GE ==> Report to Your boss.

Ned ==> Have a reaction to Kaldi's Ardor.

[That Didn't Stop]

Any minute now he will call.. Aaany minute now.

Awkward Silence.

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“Hmm. I though GE would have called by now.”

^this
then remember you left your phone at the apartment!

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“Argh! Curses”

“What?”

“I forgot my phone. I’ll be back in a minute.”

Ned ==> Have a reaction to Kaldi's Ardor.

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“Urk!”


“Curses again! And a thousand additional curses!”

GE: call him in a few minutes to tell him he's on the investigative team.

Smoke Alarm at Ned/Thomas's house => Do not be disabled, merely ignored. You left for coffee after all. . .

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GrandioseEnigma contacted OrwellsRecruit at 12:26 pm

GE: I believe congratulations are in order, Royer.
GE: Even though years of semiretirement have atrophied your skills beyond what I thought possible,
GE: You have successfully demonstrated your loyalty.
GE: Come to the treehouse at 6:00 pm.
GE: You have a lot of material to review, if you are going to help with this investigation.
GE: Oh, and make sure you continue your coffee training.
GE: I would like to avoid any physical confrontations, but you should be prepared for the worst.

GrandioseEnigma broke contact with OrwellsRecruit

>Ned: Get seizure!

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“Get ahold of yourself, Ned!”


“Energy! Focus! Master your caffeine chakras!”

Select a character.

[Mibbs]

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