Disinformation Desk

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Be the guy on bottom right.

[Armok]

> be the guy in the tinfoil hat.

[Naristar]

Tinfoil Asian!

[wolftamer9]

I'm guessing Tinfoil-Hat is HermeticAluminum, so I'd have to go with him.

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Great adventure by the way. I've been reading since the start, just haven't bothered to post until now.

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>Be the guy on bottom right.

Bottom Right

You attempt to be the white-haired fellow, but it appears that he has wandered off again!

> be the guy in the tinfoil hat.

Tinfoil Asian!

I'm guessing Tinfoil-Hat is HermeticAluminum, so I'd have to go with him.

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SORRY> VOICY> NO CAN DO! HOW “BOUT YOU BE YOU< AND I”LL BE ME< OKAY?

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YA” SEE THE HAT? IT”S NOT A FASHION STATEMENT>


POINTY< TIN_FOIL HATS ARE THE INTERNATIONAL SYMBOL FOR “YOU CAN”T MESS AROUND IN *MY* BRAIN< CHUMPSTICK!”

> gal in tinfoil hat: come across the study showing that if anything, tinfoil hats would actually AMPLIFY almost all kinds of mind control (or other) rays. Panickingly do some more research and acquire 20kg lead hat.

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OH> MY> GOD>


FIRST OFF< I”M NOT A GAL>


MY NAME IS ALVIN IRONS


VIEWER COMMENTS ON MY VIDEOBLOG HAVE DESCRIBED MY FEATURES AS “BLUNT<““OAFISH<” AND< OCCASIONALLY< “PORCINE<“ BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS EVER DESCRIBED THEM AS “FEMININE”


INCIDENTALLY< YOU”VE JUST MADE THE FRONT PAGE OF MY SECOND BLOG: “INCORPOREAL VOICES SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS” CONGRATU_FREAKIN”_LATIONS< BUB>


SECONDLY< YOU CAN”T TELL ME WHAT TO DO: YOU”RE NOT MY MOM
AND I AM WEARING THE LATEST IN ALUMINUM HEADGEAR



THIRDLY< THESE THINGS ARE *SUPPOSED* TO AMPLIFY YOUR WEIRD MIND_CONTROL SIGNALS>


WITHOUT THIS HAT< YOUR SMOOTH AND SULTRY WHISPERS USUALLY BYPASS MY CONSCIOUS MIND ENTIRELY>


BUT AS LONG AS I WEAR IT< I CAN HEAR YOU MORONS *LOUD AND CLEAR*


AND AS LONG AS I CAN HEAR YOU<


I


CAN


DEFY


YOU> 



SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PSYCHOKINETIC PIPE AND SMOKE IT> VOICY

[avidGamer]

You're logic is infallible, Mr. Tinfoil Hat Guy, but I do believe you've forgotten something. I command you to tell us you're name or I will resort to calling you Al indefinitely.

[98714123340]

You're logic is infallible, Mr. Tinfoil Hat Guy, but I do believe you've forgotten something. I command you to tell us you're name or I will resort to calling you Al indefinitely.

He already said his name.

>:Who are you talking to?

[Armok]

> that's... actually really clever! For once, almost a challenge! Lets start this slow, testing you...

> Manual breathing activated, your nose is also really itchy. *trollface*

> "ALVIN IRONS can not consistently assert this sentence."

> So I suppose you know all about us and the fourth wall?

[Naristar]

If you are soooo smart...why did you kill that plant behind you!!

[avidGamer]

Herp. Completely missed the name. Well, I now have a legitimate reason to call him Al.

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Fun fact, Al is the symbol for Aluminum, which is what tin foil (the name used for aluminum foil today) is made of!

[That Didn't Stop]

Herp. Completely missed the name. Well, I now have a legitimate reason to call him Al.

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Fun fact, Al is the symbol for Aluminum, which is what tin foil (the name used for aluminum foil today) is made of!

Y'know, he almost was an 'Al.' Or 'Alec.' Really, I was considering anything that began with 'Al.'

Now I know why.

And yeah, it's pretty easy to miss things when people speak in all caps. Especially when they insist on using their typing quirks in normal conversations

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Now, Al, let's be civilized here! We're just kind voices trying to have a good time and causing silly antics. But most importantly, we're here to give you suggestions and help you on an adventure you're about to embark. We'll give you suggestions and you may or may not take them. They're just suggestions, you don't have to do them. How does that sound?

>Mr. Irons, would you be so kind as to tell us why you use a rotary phone? Aren't keypad phones much faster?

[Mibbs]

>Huh, that hat will just make this easier i guess. Do a dance.

[That Didn't Stop]

>Huh, that hat will just make this easier i guess. Do a dance.

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I WOULD *LITERALLY* RATHER DIE

> Manual breathing activated, your nose is also really itchy. *trollface*

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IT IS NOT!


OKAY MAYBE A LITTLE BIT>


BUT I DON”T HAVE TO SCRATCH IT

If you are soooo smart...why did you kill that plant behind you!!

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I”LL ANSWER THAT QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION:


WHAT DID THAT PLANT EVER DO FOR ME?

>Mr. Irons, would you be so kind as to tell us why you use a rotary phone? Aren't keypad phones much faster?

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THIS IS JUST A PROP> IT”S NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN> SEE?


WHEN I SPEAK INTO THIS RECEIVER< MY AUDIENCE KNOWS THAT I”M ADDRESSING THE VOICES>


IT”S LIKE YOU DON”T EVEN *WATCH* MY SHOW!

> So I suppose you know all about us and the fourth wall?

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I KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT YOU>


I ONLY KNOW THAT YOU PEOPLE USUALLY LIE>


AND THAT YOU OCCASIONALLY MENTION A “FOURTH WALL<“ ALTHOUGH I CAN”T TELL IF THAT”S A KIND OF LITERARY METAPHOR< OR A LITERAL WALL< OR A SOPHISTICATED SURVEILLANCE TECHNOLOGY>


NEXT TOPIC>

>Now, Al, let's be civilized here! We're just kind voices trying to have a good time and causing silly antics. But most importantly, we're here to give you suggestions and help you on an adventure you're about to embark. We'll give you suggestions and you may or may not take them. They're just suggestions, you don't have to do them. How does that sound?

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I {ITALICS}AM{?ITALICS} A FAN OF BEIN” CIVILIZED!


AND I APPRECIATE IT WHEN INCORPOREAL VOYEURS KNOW THEIR PLACE


BUT I”M NOT ABOUT TO “EMBARK” ON ANYTHING>

[Naristar]

I'll tell you what the plant has done for you!!!
It gave you air to breath and beuty for your soul if you have such a thing!!!!
You sir are a cruel and hartless for killing an innocent who you placed there in the first place
MONSTER!!!!

((oh goodness I am laughing sooo hard right now))

[Armok]

> It's the literary device. Good thing you have me thou; this channel of communication is *public access*, over the internet of a... "higher plane of reality". There is a fair bit of Eternal September going on, and most voices believe you to be fictional, which should explain a lot, like for example the lies.

> [TRANSMITS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEUxlwb2uFI AT MAXIMUM VOLUME:]

[98714123340]

Who's at the window?

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>It's an embarkment metaphorically speaking. You don't really need to go anywhere, though we don't know that for sure. You could very well have to go somewhere, but we are just not sure. What we do know is that an adventure is about to occur for you, which could require you to stay comfortably in your home, or not. We will simply act as advisers on this adventure. You don't have to take our word for it, but that's what we're here for.

>Your cup of coffee, tea, or whatever you're drinking looks empty. Why don't you go fill it up? I imagine you have a long day ahead of you, sir.

>BTW, you should be receiving a PM from someone hopefully soon. Make sure to check that, sir.

[Mibbs]

go to mspaintadventures.com

[WhimsicalAquarium]

Could you explain what you mean by watching your show? What show?

[That Didn't Stop]

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Okay, so I’m away from my computer for a few days, and then I update DisDes with an irritating not-flash update and a lengthy ConspIrelog. Try to enjoy it anyway

I'll tell you what the plant has done for you!!!
It gave you air to breath and beuty for your soul if you have such a thing!!!!
You sir are a cruel and hartless for killing an innocent who you placed there in the first place
MONSTER!!!!

((oh goodness I am laughing sooo hard right now))

> It's the literary device. Good thing you have me thou; this channel of communication is *public access*, over the internet of a... "higher plane of reality". There is a fair bit of Eternal September going on, and most voices believe you to be fictional, which should explain a lot, like for example the lies.

> [TRANSMITS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEUxlwb2uFI AT MAXIMUM VOLUME:]

Who's at the window?

>It's an embarkment metaphorically speaking. You don't really need to go anywhere, though we don't know that for sure. You could very well have to go somewhere, but we are just not sure. What we do know is that an adventure is about to occur for you, which could require you to stay comfortably in your home, or not. We will simply act as advisers on this adventure. You don't have to take our word for it, but that's what we're here for.

>Your cup of coffee, tea, or whatever you're drinking looks empty. Why don't you go fill it up? I imagine you have a long day ahead of you, sir.

>BTW, you should be receiving a PM from someone hopefully soon. Make sure to check that, sir.

go to mspaintadventures.com

Could you explain what you mean by watching your show? What show?

[S?]Allow me to explain...

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YEAH< THIS IS UTTERLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE GARBAGE>

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This sort of mental breakdown happens to Al sometimes, and it is not affected in any way by the quantity (or quality) of suggestions he receives. He’ll probably get around to responding to some of them next update.

>BTW, you should be receiving a PM from someone hopefully soon. Make sure to check that, sir.

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I”LL DO THAT


BUT ONLY BECAUSE I NEED A BREAK!


TW IS LESS ANNOYING THAN YOU ARE BY A {BOLD}VERY{?BOLD} SLIM MARGIN

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TargetWhitechapel contacted HermeticAluminium at 1:04 pm

TW: Good afternoon, HermeticAluminium.
TW: I hope you are in good health and high spirits.
TW: And that you have perhaps reconsidered our offer.
HA: I HAVE NOT>
HA: SOME OF US ENJOY THE RELATIVE PEACE THAT COMES FROM OBEYING THE LAW
TW: Have you at least read some of the files SS sent you?
TW: She took a tremendous risk in sending them, you know.
HA: SO WHAT?
HA: I WOULD BE TAKING A TREMENDOUS RISK BY READING THEM!
HA: BESIDES< SHE DIDN”T JUST SEND ME “SOME FILES”
HA: SHE SENT ME (IF)”S ENTIRE FREAKIN” HARD DRIVE!
HA: WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TIME TO READ ALL THAT MESS?
HA: I”M KIND OF A BIG DEAL< REMEMBER?
TW: Forgive me, but does hosting a weblog really take that much of your time?
HA: IT TAKES EXACTLY AS MUCH TIME AS I WANT TO GIVE IT

HA: JUST LIKE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS!
TW: I know you think we are being reckless.
TW: Perhaps we are. But I, for one, cannot overlook an opportunity like this one.
HA: OPPORTUNITY?
HA: WHAT OPPORTUNITY?

HA: COULD YOU BE REFERRING TO THE “OPPORTUNITY” TO COLLUDE WITH A ROGUE CIA AGENT

HA: AND CONDUCT AN ILLEGAL INVESTIGATION INTO THE DISAPPEARANCE OF SOME OTHER CIA AGENT

HA: WHO
HA: BY THE WAY

HA: YOU HAVE NEVER MET

HA: AND WHO
HA: MIGHT I ADD
HA: HAS DONE NOTHING BUT LIE TO YOU FOR YEARS?
TW: The very same.
TW: IF lied to both of us, it’s true.
TW: I trusted him.
TW: When he told me that KGB agents had taken an interest in my research, I sold my house and spent the next six months in motor lodges and homeless shelters.
TW: When he said he needed evidence that Betty Crocker’s Chocolate Mousse cake was developed based on 16th century alchemical texts, I broke in to the Palombara villa to compare recipes.
TW: When he claimed the Illuminati was using Tiger Electronics’ Furbies for surveillance purposes, I learned the ‘Furbish‘ language!
TW: Ay-ay kah! Kah mee-mee boo koo-doh!
HA: >>> UM>>> KAY>>>
TW: I have wasted the last four years of my life fighting windmills because he told me they were giants.
TW: But none of that matters anymore.
HA: WAIT< JUST TO BE CLEAR: YOU DIDN”T LITERALLY ATTACK A WINDMILL< RIGHT?
TW: Heavens, no!
TW: I am gullible; I am not mad.
TW: Give me some credit!
HA: OKAY

HA: SORRY
HA: IT”S JUST THAT NONE OF US ARE VERY LIKELY TO PASS A PSYCH-EVAL ANY TIME SOON
TW: Us?
HA: “US” MEANING “MYSELF< AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON WHATSOEVER ASIDE FROM A MUTUAL ACQUAINTANCE WITH (IF)
TW: Of course, of course.
TW: Where was I?
TW: Ah, right! “None of the matters anymore.”
TW: Yes, I wasted a staggering amount of time chasing fanciful leads from an internet charlatan.
TW: Yes, everything that I thought I knew about this world may be a lie.
TW: But I don’t have time to mourn those squandered years.
TW: This time, I have a genuine mystery to explore!
HA: MAYBE>
HA: BUT WHAT IF THIS WHOLE “SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCE” THING IS ALL JUST

HA: PART OF THE ACT?

HA: WHAT IF YOU JUST WENT
HA: *EVEN FURTHER*
HA: DOWN THE BS RABBIT HOLE?

HA: ANOTHER DAY< ANOTHER RECURSIVE CLUE!
HA: IT WOULDN”T SURPRISE ME
TW: It certainly sounds like the sort of thing IF would do, now that I think of it.
TW: But that’s hardly relevant.
TW: I’ve come too far to start entertaining such doubts now!
HA: WOW> YOU REALLY ARE A SUCKER< AREN”T YOU?
TW: Indeed. My credulity knows no bounds.
HA: Y”KNOW< I”M ACTUALLY STARTING TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU>
HA: I MEAN< HOW DOES A CHUMP LIKE YOU EVEN SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD?
TW: At the moment? In a public library.
TW: The entrance by the copy room isn’t wired to the security system, so I can sneak back in after sundown.
TW: I just have to move slowly enough to bypass the motion detectors in the hall.
HA: I HAVE NO RESPONSE TO THAT>
TW: Well, I suppose I’ll leave you to your weblogging.
TW: Feel free to message me at any time.

TargetWhitechapel broke contact with HermeticAluminium


TargetWhitechapel contacted HermeticAluminium at 1:12 pm


TW: By the way,
TW: you probably ought to destroy that backup hard drive
TW: if you do not intend to read it.
TW: There’s no sense in keeping incriminating evidence lying around.

TargetWhitechapel broke contact with HermeticAluminium

[98714123340]

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brilliant mp3 by the way

You're honestly not curious about what is on it?

[Armok]

I'm really starting to like this alumniated, postmodern guy. Best character.

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>Mr. Irons, sir, couldn't you look at the files a little? At least for us curious voices? We would be very grateful if you would.

[Naristar]

Mr Hat, you should give us voices arbitrary names!!