EQUIQUEST: 2010: CON YA DIGGIT? (Kanaya's new duds)

[greenMachine]

Something tells me that's not going to work, simply because Andrew can hear our commands...

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>Andrew: Maybe you should tell Sollux that his comic equivalent is dead, and that he would die the second he is put in with your rad photoshop skills? It might get him off your case...but you don't have to do it, of course.

[Weather Report]

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Really? Well, I think there is a situation where we can both win.

For, you see, the man of my flushed affections, First Guardian!Jonathan Coulton, has cheated on me for a pink twink with a pétanque ball for a head. Even though the two of us were not in a relationship at the time. Or ever. But I digress.

There are just some things we extradimensional real people are not meant to know. Alabaster is one of them.

But just now I forogot the point I was supposed to be making as I usually do. I'll get back to you.

Well sir, I can understand why nobody cares and I have to say, screw you to the very bottom of my heart. I can't give a damn. I'm all out of damns. And maybe you should think of changing your crappy T-Rex T-shirt up there. It's been about a week since you changed avatars last, right?



Absolutely pitiful.

Something tells me that's not going to work, simply because Andrew can hear our commands...

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>Andrew: Maybe you should tell Sollux that his comic equivalent is dead, and that he would die the second he is put in with your rad photoshop skills? It might get him off your case...but you don't have to do it, of course.

And ruin all the fun? This is the good part! I honestly can't wait to see how he reacts to that stuff.

Also we're gonna start working on another "sound page" soon, so be warned. Chapter 1 is drawing to a close.

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SOLLUX: LET ME GO, YOU-YOU--
SOLLUX: ...2it.
ANDREW: Yes, you've already lost.
ANDREW: I have to do this, Sol.
ANDREW: Having you get in the way would ruin my reputation.
ANDREW: I can't wait any longer - I have to stabilize this time loop.
SOLLUX: Plea2e...
SOLLUX: 2top boring me wi2 your boring time paradox drivel.
ANDREW: No. Never.

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SOLLUX: What will you even gain from thii--
ANDREW: Make me some money. And have fun too!

> Nepeta: Sneak attack through the window to save Sollux.

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NEPETA: ANDREW! FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!
ANDREW: OK!
ANDREW: You're too late anyways.

[wolftamer9]

> Smash Camera.

> Smash Tablet.

[OrangeAipom]

^u^

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^u^

DAMN son he just got BURNED,,

[greenMachine]

I rate Nepata's entrance an Unexpected/10. And I can't help but giggle at Andrew's response...

>Nepata: Act fast!

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Okay, because of my compulsive personality, sometime soon I'm gonna look hard at the convos and make sure we have a concrete way of having everyone speak. And will make pictures for the earlier updates. It's bound to happen by the next time the McRib comes back or something.

> Nepeta: Act fast!



There's one thing you didn't warn Kanaya about, and that's your MEGATON HAMMER. With this you're more than just a Rufus; you're a T. Hawk!

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NEPETA: what are you talking about?!
NEPETA: I know you have sollux!
NEPETA: let him go or else! 3:<
ANDREW: I don't even know what you're talking about! But let me just get a quick snapshot--

> Nepeta: Smash camera.



The divertive hammer worked perfectly! Now you can get rid of that magic computer of his.

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NEPETA: I'm warning you!

> Nepeta: Smash tablet.

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NEPETA: I'm a white belt in karate!! >:0

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ANDREW: You got a killer shoryuken.
NEPETA: if you don't know what I'm talking about, then why did you say I'm too late?
NEPETA: TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO HIM!!
ANDREW: I just didn't know how you knew what I'd been meaning to do, you know? It's not like I realized everybody in your entire class realized I had magic powers and junk.
NEPETA: oh yeah. we knew.
ANDREW: Dang. That sucks. How long did you guys know for--

> Nepeta: Hit him with the TV.

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NEPETA: shut it!
NEPETA: just bring him out. I don't care how, just do it!
NEPETA: I can hit you with the table thing too!

[wolftamer9]

This Nepeta is significantly more awesome than the original.

[Weather Report]

This Nepeta is significantly more awesome than the original.

Well, if this anecdotal information is of any use, my sis and I don't want to write characters we don't like badly, and neither of us care much for canon-Nep. Expect everybody to do some of this later on!

Yes. Even Fef.

But I liked Fef...

[OrangeAipom]

Well, if this anecdotal information is of any use, my sis and I don't want to write characters we don't like badly, and neither of us care much for canon-Nep. Expect everybody to do some of this later on!

I think their OOCness is part of the charm of this adventure.

[greenMachine]

White belt in karate? Niiiiice. ;D
It beats having no belt...

Honestly I don't know what to suggest. I'm so dumbfounded at the awesomeness of Nepata's swet moves.

Wait, I guess there is something.
>Nepata: Don't ever let him recover. He might have multiple cameras/tablets. Wouldn't put it past him. Oh, and don't tell him how long you knew.


Edit: Frankly I don't really care about OOC. Still haven't read Homestuck. I prefer adventures with less seriousness and more comedy, just like this one.

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I think their OOCness is part of the charm of this adventure.

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And why thank you!

[Naristar]

Hit him with the table thing anyway!

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greenmachine kid, man, you gotta read HS proper! That's how you get all the bigger jokes in these stories! Plus, it is still much funnier than what most of us people (ok here lets be honest gais) can post. For instance, look at today's flash. And then realize you should catch up as soon as you can: http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006472

Also in general nooseflashes, we're now ready to do the next sound page. So no new commands for this thing until like three days or so. In the meantime say funny stuff and I guess we'll finally have another couple of shipping diagrams to present. Yays!

> Nepeta: Hit him with the table thing already!

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ANDREW: Wow, okay, I guess you got me.
ANDREW: I mean, how am I gonna get out of this one?
NEPETA: you'll PAY for whatever you did to sollux!
NEPETA: all these years of stalking and neglect...I guess it was all building up to your younger cousin's MURDER!
NEPETA: YOU MONSTER!!

> Nepeta: Don't ever let him recover. He might have multiple cameras/tablets.



He might WHAT?!

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Well, fuck, then.

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ANDREW: Now, before I send you away, too...look at these shirts and tell me. Eight spokes or ten?
ANDREW: Be honest with me.
ANDREW: This is crucial to Aradia.
ANDREW: Do you want her to be walking around in an ugly shirt all the time?
ANDREW: You have to make her feel pretty.
NEPETA: is that...your definition of..."humor"?
ANDREW: Hey. These shirts are really important.
NEPETA: I'm not telling you...a damn...thing!

> Nepeta: Smash him with something else, like a clown poster.



But that'll never work.

You're screwed, aren't you? And to think, this all could have been avoided if you'd just listened for once. You're not saving Sollux this way...if anything, you've just made things a lot harder on all of your friends.

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ANDREW: Bye.

[Naristar]

Taunt him as he sends you away telling him his sewing skills suck and they both look like they were made by monkey's
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So hey, because we're doing work on the new stuff, I decided not to ruin my streak of posting almost every day, so have two special pictures.

Chaosshipping


BifuriCATionshipping


And also, is anybody interested in buttons for their signatures? Because I'm working on some, one for every character. Any emotions toward that?

[Dick Strider]

I admire your choice of Gamzee as the token black character.

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I admire your choice of Gamzee as the token black character.

Apapap, token SCOTT PILGRIM character. That's how the world is supposed to see him.

Well we also thought it would be cool if he was black for some reason.

[Dick Strider]

Apapap, token SCOTT PILGRIM character. That's how the world is supposed to see him.

I could sass you into submission by saying there is a 93.2% chance that you assume I wasted my time reading this adventure, but that's unfunny because I read at 1025 wpm.

Well we also thought it would be cool if he was black for some reason.

Yet nobody else has realistic shades of skin, just the blank, ambiguous #FFFFFF.

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Yet nobody else has realistic shades of skin, just the blank, ambiguous #FFFFFF.

That's because it would get pretty uncomfortable for people if we did MULTICULTURAL RAINBOW POWERS ACTIVATE and had an entire cast of people in mostly-incorrect skin shades, like HOT-PINK CAUCASIAN and SADLY ACCIDENTALLY RACIST LEMON YELLOW... you get the picture...

So yeah, token black Scott Pilgrim Gamzee is special, because hey, he's Gamzee who looks like Scott Pilgrim but is from the Dominican Republic!

I have no idea where most of our ideas came from anymore.

[Trish]

No, man. What are you even SAYING, brother? That people would get UNCOMFORTABLE? Dude, who DIDN'T like Doug? That series had EVERY color - brown, yellow, blue, candy-color red, Arctic Splash, you name it. We just prefer to leave this all up to your IMAGINATION.

But not Gamzee. Gamzee's just black. Not necessarily Dominican. And he's also Scott because THAT'S FUNNY.

What, bro? Are you sayin' people are UNCOMFORTABLE with the topic of RACE? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVEY TO OUR FANBASE, YOU CRAZY, CRAZY MAN?!?!

[Dick Strider]

No, man. What are you even SAYING, brother? That people would get UNCOMFORTABLE? Dude, who DIDN'T like Doug? That series had EVERY color - brown, yellow, blue, candy-color red, Arctic Splash, you name it. We just prefer to leave this all up to your IMAGINATION.

It's also canon.

Do it, Weather Report.

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It's also canon.

Do it, Weather Report.

Nah, I'm done indulging this.

Summary of previous conversation: Yeah, there's Scott Pilgrim-style black Gamzee. But the joke is not that he is of African descent. The joke is that he looks vaguely like a character created by an artist who I enjoy. The decision to make him black was because, quote: "That sounds awesome!!" That's... pretty much what I have to say on the subject of Disney's Doug.

Anyways, buttons! Right inside this spoiler:

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I'll slam this thing onto the first post, but if you want to use a button, you don't need to ask. I'd be honored if any of our two-point-five used my buttons. (Maybe the other two artists will make a set sometime...?)

[Gira]

...'Kay, just gonna casually pop in here and say that this adventure is hilarious. Seriously. I love it. Even with the... 'discussions' about skin color that seems to be invading the fandom as of late.

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Gira! Thanks for the enjoyment of the story! Though I assure you, there will be no race debates, I am quite happy kids like you are having a great time laughing at our amazingly bad art skills! Expect more funny stuff, especially because we're gonna start taking advantage of having two kids with two accounts soon...

So without further ado, FLESH PEDGE 2

The song we chose was to go in with Sollux moreso than Nep (we're still not 100% sure on what her songs will pool from but, eh) and him having, what, electricky psychic powers? Then we went oh yeah there's a clock BEST CHOICE, but this won't be his true theme song, whatever that actually matters here.

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[S] Nepeta: Stop the Clock

More updates later tonight...