Eridan: Do something uncharacteristically intelligent.
Eridan: Do something uncharacteristically intelligent.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN
Eridan: Be the only person smart enough to realize that someone should actually help the crippled guy get up.
I mean satan-fucking-christ everyone are DICKS, did Hussie simply choose to photoshop all the characters with morals or something?
Your name is...
...and you fabricated your previous introduction page to make it MORE LIKE FEFERI'S. Because yes, Feferi is your love. You love King of the Hill because she loves King of the Hill, and one of these days she's gonna be the Peggy to your Hank. (But really, you hate King of the Hill. It's just a "good ol' all-'Merican pro-pane boy" who acts like he's better than everyone else just so that he can trap them in a corner and kick their asses.)
You are the KNIVES CHAU.
Your real interests include JOKES, especially the corny KNOCK-KNOCK type ones. Unfortunately that means EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF YOU for it, INCLUDING YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. But really, who doesn't appreciate a good knock-knock joke once in a while? They're lying to themselves. They just don't understand the craft.
Your favorite CARTOON NETWORK shows are, without a doubt, CHOWDER and TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB.
Chowder? That show's okay, but Tim and Eric? Seriously? You have bad taste.
Your chathandle is hankHill and yyou tend to stutter and type rreally slowly.
What will you do?
> Eridan: Do something uncharacteristically intelligent.
> Eridan: Show your shirt to the people.
> Eridan: Now lets HAM it up (GET IT ITS A JOKE(AHAHAH))
*ERIDANS HAMMING IT UP FOLKS*
> Eridan: MAKE A PRETTY VAST JOKE IF YOU DO SAY SO YOURSELF
Now that is what I call...HAMMING IT UP.
> Eridan: YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSING THE PEOPLE.
You're getting desperate. The joke is failing.
> Eridan: Chat it up, hope they get it in time.
> Eridan: Keep trying your luck.
Also did anybody like the "10,000 view spectacular" comic on the meteor earlier? Because if y'all want, I can make a habit of doing them every 10,000 views. I'm already doing a second one which is 3 pages long...?
Yes, everything with cannabilism is cool.
Thanks, and remember: It ain't vore if it's wildly hilarious.
Vore is creepy and I'm sorry.
> Eridan: Continue your journey to comedy it up in the hizzy.
You are one hella funny dude.
Now what do you do?
No, don't answer that one. The answer is NOTHING. You sit until some minutes pass because you have successfully comedied up the classroom and nobody wants to talk to you anymore.
Let's be somebody else now.
> Eridan: Be Dave.
You are now Dave Strider. You're a bit disappointed because Feferi is a two-timing jerk. She just up and left you to talk to some other guy for a few minutes, meaning she is totally uninterested in you. For the time being.
Well, no one's buying any merch. Might as well abandon your post and go dame hunting or whatever you do.
> Dave: Answer - *gasp* - the WHITE QUEEN
All of those icons are really just the same person.
> Rose: Chat.
> Vriska: Save.
Fuck THAT kid. She ain't no dame. She's a dume, pronounced as dumb. Also John's girlfriend, and you respect that privacy too. But that doesn't mean you have to, what, RESPECT THAT NOISE. What a bitch. Okay, so what's Rose got?
> Rose: Show him the site.
OH SHIT PLOT TWIS-
> Dave: Get the lowdown on this clusterfuck.
Let's take a look at five or six of these babies. But which ones to choose?
>Eqiuest: 2010. lets do some Questception afterwards sunnie the best troll and ask Kanaya if she is the Kanaya who made it.
> Also read Gamzee's adventure, and the Mr. Magoo one.
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We're done here.
> Dave: Start with Equiquest: 2010. lets do some Questception
INCEPTION HASNT EVEN COME OUT YET ITS 2010
> Dave: Read "sunnie the best troll by kanaya" and ask Kanaya if she is the Kanaya who made it.
You are SUNNIE BLAKES and you think you are THE BEST TROLL because you have SUPERCOOLBLUOD and it's KIND OF LIKE A GOLD COLOR and you are also a TOUGH TROLL FORMER STREET URCHIN who really LIKES DO PLAY IT TOUGH and ALSO LIKES TO DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES. Because of TROLL BIOLOGY your MONEY GOLD BLUOD gives you COOL PSYCHIC POWERS and THE ABILITY TO FARM GOOD.
It's a hard life. You are currently spending your days FARMING the TROLL FARM with your ADULT TROLL FRIENDS who ADORE YOU named TAVROS NITRAM and SOLLUX BLAKES.
> Dave: Read Gamzee's adventure.
> Dave: Skip about two pages of arguing moderators.
> Dave: Skip ten more pages of meandering.
> Dave: Skip innumerable pages until the next character is introduced.
> Dave: Skip to topic 2 and pass by twenty-seven more pages until SERIOUSLY ANYTHING HAPPENS IN THE STORY.
> Dave: Read "Saved by the Homestuck" for the hell of it.
JOHN: Pills? You mean you really are taking drugs?
JADE: I need them!
JOHN: Jade give me those!
JADE: But John I have to sing!
JOHN: Jade you can't sing tonight!
JADE: Yes I can!
JADE: I'm so excited!
JADE: I'm so excited!
JADE: I'm so...
This is incredibly sad. Who would go through the trouble of watching Saved by the Bell just to use the exact same script?
And THIS GUY RIGHT HERE. WHAT AN IDIOT, AMIRITE.
> Dave: Read "TEPETI LEIOPE VERSUS".
you are TEPETI LeIOPE you are ta troll with CANDY COLORED BLOOD it is LAL THE COLORS like a BIG FAT LOLLIPOP that you CANT FIT IN TYOUR MOUTH.some of your friends HATE YOU because your blod colors DONT MIX TOGETHER LIKE NORMAL, but you could care less becase your blodo is also the HIGHEST TIER so that your eblood is even higeher than FEFERIS and yoiur already the next EMPRESS whihc gives you a lot to think about as for the future and everythng.
youre planet is CONSTANTL Y UNDER ATTACK so its alway s OYUR jiob to do: TEPETI LEIOPE VERSUS
you are Being ACCOSTED ON THE COMPUTER by one fo yoiur TWO RIVALS whose names are TEREZI PYROPE Aand NEPETA LEIJON so you have to GET BACK AT THEM,
NEPETA: :33< u r teh wurst truuol!!! get outa my liefu!!!
TEPETI: B33< W0w, wh47 4n 1d107 y0u mu27 83.
TEPETI: B33< Y0u 4nd 73r3z1 w1ll pr0848ly 7ry 70 k1ll 3v3ry0n3 wh1l3 w3 4r3 pl4y1ng 28ur8.
TEPETI: B33< Wh3n w1ll y0u f00l2 l34rn?
NEPETA: :33< pr parer fur teh stifeessssss!!!!!!!!
That NEPETA sure is ANNOYINGand so is TEREZI.
> Dave: You've been saving the best for last: read "Mr. Magoo Plays Homestuck; But He's Blind!".
But what DIDN'T they read, man?
LEISURE SUIT JADE
Your name is JADE. Time to go get FEDORAFREAK so you two can go pick up some LADIES, me---ow!
Instead Dave and Rose read Terezi's Jonas Brothers Fanfiction next, with sick and loving fascination.
Send letters of admiration to that Daffy Duck guy, he seems cool.
I am just going to sit here confused okay?
Okay, we're about done here.
That is the GIANT GUARD, the ROBOGOAT BULL GI-GICLOPS.
There is your target, the entrance to the Challenge Caves. You could PROBABLY make a run for it and sneak inside, buuut...
She looks really excited to see you fight. You can't bear to disappoint her, because you fear her.
> Equius: Go ahead. Make my day.
Time to fight.
Also, you don't even need to pull the string on this baby! Neat, huh?
Something: Get in the way!
> Equius: Employ Robotaradiasprite's expertise.
She can handle this. She is a tried and true ROBOSECRETARY. Or something. Either way, you sure didn't hire her for her admitedly good looks.
> Equius: Converse and fight ad hoc.
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Spout off more Tim And Eric quotes
Karkat>celebrate miraculous regaining of your ability to stand without crutches
Equitus> Super attack: A Shot In The Dark