EQUIQUEST: 2010: CON YA DIGGIT? (Ha ha, don't ever be a Tavros, be a tactful human)

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Nice drawings today! (But what is Sollux throwing at them?)

No commands from me today, I'll wait to see what you had in mind anyways. Assuming you had anything in mind, but surely you can think of something even if you didn't... ^^;

It actually looked good? Thanks! This time we're gonna try not to update at 12 to keep this strange train going. It won't disappoint.

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Heh heh footnote: Even if Doom has nothing to do with laser blasts, then we can still just say "well a Lich Queen can shoot lasers and it's doom-named because it's evil".

BE CORRECT FOREVER~~~~~

Also in the pictures where the leaf wings disappear? Uh, they're below the hair. Yes. Definitely.

YOU BECOME...



Sollux Captor. Really? Is that it? That's so lame.

> Sollux: Blow up whoever just said that.





BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

> Sollux: Examine everything.



ugly dungeon. 2pooky zombiie2. ma22iive anciient robot hag mon2ter. giiant doom2cream of eviil whatever. and yet, you're not a2 2cared a2 you 2hould be. lii2ten lady, you better put that 2hiit away.

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II'M GONNA 2HOW YOU A REAL DOOMBLA2T!!

> Blasts: Collide!



two bad. better put on the juiice.

> Sollux: Pour it on!



hey waiit waiit, what'2--

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Ah, well that was an interesting diversion.
Onto the next character, then, or would you like another guess? You've got seven turns left, in case you've forgotten.
NEPETA: wait...
NEPETA: that was it?!
NEPETA: were not being sollux anymore?!
That is the end of his story, Ms. Leijon.
There is no more left to show.
Your friend is--
NEPETA: wait

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You've got three friend cards left, buster. Time to be useful.

[Flairina]

Okay, so he's now NOT dreamself Sollux and... wait, so did he just gain the "comic" Sollux's powers and personality, or just the powers?

And... wait, did Sollux just die?

God dangit I have no ideas for commands.

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I hope this update clears up the issues presented in the last one.

> Nepeta: Be the Lich Queen.



You cannot be the Lich Queen. She don't got personality, yo! The queen herself is personally confused by your choice in characters.

Oh wait, woah nelly.



Before her two seconds of confusion are over, she is VAPORIZED BY P2IIONIC OPTIIC BLA2T2.

> Sollux: Go get that grist.



what'2 grii2t? all thii2 junk? naah, got better thiing2 two do than go hoppiin' around on driip2, boxe2 and gu2her2.

The timer in the corner of the screen is flashing like CRAZY!

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Sollux Captor's timer has maxed out. Sollux Hussie reclaims control.

It seems you have the psychic power to switch personas! Sadly, doing so will require a BRAIN BAND-AID. And even worse, your health is super-low from the switch-out! Luckily the Lich Queen has been dispatched by Alternasollux, driving the remaining Liches away in fear. Maybe before being RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD they used to be BIG CHICKENS or STEREOTYPICAL NERDS.

> Sollux: Collect!



As you jump around, you spot CD, Droll, Deuce, Deucy, whoever he wants to be. He looks horrible.

> Sollux: Go to him.



It's too late.

He's been killed. Poor bastard.

As in both of you. You're stuck in the basement of the castle without a guide. You have an inkling that you're going to die soon, too. For the third time today. Third time's the cha-hucking-harm.

You don't like this lonely feeling. You'll miss him.

> SOLLUX: SHALL YOU USE THE ELEVATOR?

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SOLLUX: oh, ii see. you dropped that mage bu22iine22.
WELL YOU SEEM SORT OF SAD.
SOLLUX: well yeah. my buddy died.
ALL YOU CAN DO NOW IS KEEP MOVING. YOU HAVE ME, FLOTHERS.
YOUR OTHER FRIEND.

> Sollux: Pull out the ghost phone.

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appleDarling [AD] began chatting with snesFx [SF].

AD: im here too!
SF: jade hey.
AD: things look sort of bad right now. really bad, really.
AD: but dont worry too much! lets keep moving forward.
SF: what iif 2omethiing horriible 2how2 up? liike another mon2ter ii cant kiill? my health ii2 pretty low.
SF: ii gue22 iif iit'2 gone ii diie?
AD: okay, i didnt want to tell you this, but...
AD: aradia is in the game too.
SF: WHAT?!
AD: in your time, shes with equius, and in my time she's being attacked by the police at rose's house!
SF: aw no!
AD: you wanted to get that ring to weaken the enemies, yes? so go get it!
AD: the other people are at stake here, not just you. turn that dependancy into strength. and i'll be right here for you along the way.
SF: ii gotcha loud and clear.
SF: let'2 go bu2t through the lower 48!
AD: um...
SF: the 2tate2. also hawaiiii. droll told me.
SF: rest in piiece liil buddy.
AD: by the way, wasnt your chaticon thingy a creepy mask earlier?
SF: yeah well not anymore.
AD: how do you keep changing iit?
SF: you need two a2k yourself 'why NOT an 2NE2? you can play MEGA MAN on iit'.
AD: oooookay then...

[OrangeAipom]

> Sollux: You've never even played Mega Man.

[Crowstone]

YES YES YES I've finally caught up
i spent all the time since friday reading all this and it was wonderrfullll~
love these pictures
so great so great~
best fanfiction ever
i award it top most beautiful thing evarrr taking Beautifully Awesome Award while the full moon takes Beautifully Shiny Sky Thing Award and my irlbffsies take beautiful people award yeah whoo

squealllll~
I'm like your biggest fan now okayyou probably have bigger fans but

ooh uh
>Sollux: Move on I guess!
nepeta should follow herself next

and also
*sniff *
roboradia
..
she was my favorite character
omg she was like
the most kawaii little girl ever i miss her so much
it's like moving me to tears
i think
i think i'm going to write a fanfiction about this fanfiction
just for her

[Flairina]

That does clear up a few things. So, temporarily, Sollux can turn into the comic's Sollux and use his powers. Alright then.

Sollux: Ascend. You know, the tower.

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YES YES YES I've finally caught up
i spent all the time since friday reading all this and it was wonderrfullll~
love these pictures
so great so great~ <3
best fanfiction ever
i award it top most beautiful thing evarrr taking Beautifully Awesome Award while the full moon takes Beautifully Shiny Sky Thing Award and my irlbffsies take beautiful people award yeah whoo

squealllll~
I'm like your biggest fan now okayyou probably have bigger fans but

ooh uh
>Sollux: Move on I guess!
nepeta should follow herself next

and also
*sniff *
roboradia
..
she was my favorite character
omg she was like
the most kawaii little girl ever i miss her so much
it's like moving me to tears
i think
i think i'm going to write a fanfiction about this fanfiction
just for her

Oh my gosh you're the one with the Hope Shouter story
And the Lambda BlazBluegal picture
Thank you so much for enjoying!! I had no idea it's become a 5-day story! It's funny how absolutely nothing's happened so far though!
And I don't know how to rank fans except that guy who asked about why Spongebob was in it and the Dirk Strider username guy who brought race into it I mean I don't like those guys! But I think that makes everybody else top-tier! INCLUDING YOU.

And Roboradia? D'aww, she's still Aradia. Like how Jadesprite is still Bec. Who is Jade. So she isn't gone forever! In fact... she may be even closer than you think...

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That does clear up a few things. So, temporarily, Sollux can turn into the comic's Sollux and use his powers. Alright then. :)

Yes. Sollux Hussie has the ability to switch minds with the Homestuck counterpart.

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AD: you haven't even played mega man before
SF: yeah i have!
AD: have you?
SF: i played...
SF: mega man 3...
SF: on my computer...
SF: but i turned it off when i lost...
SF: i screamed and maybe cried...
SF: but mega man is still really awesome!
SF: he goes around shooting with his hand, and he steals everybody's powers!
SF: except for when the mummy punches him in the face.
AD: ...
SF: no i have never played the 2NE2 either.
AD: heheh :D
AD: so are you in the elevator?
SF: yeah. what button should i press?
AD: what kinds of buttons are there?
SF: they have states on them. and they go sideways! i don't know what floor which one goes to!
AD: go to new york! all the big stuff happens in new york!!!
SF: alright. we're going to new york!
AD: together!!!
I PLAYED MEGA MAN ONCE.
SF: sure, okay.

> Sollux: Onward... to New York City.







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> Nepeta: Be you.



Whew, at least Sollux is alright. Who knew Friend Cards could actually be used that way? Well, Sollux is alive, plus he's got new special powers! That... fat guy died, but you don't really care about him. He ain't no kid of yours! And by kid, you mean the Homestuck Kids. Yes. You are rambling now. Oh gosh Kanaya looks really creepy right now. Let's switch up again. Real fast, like.

> Who will you be now?

[Crowstone]

AUWUWUWUUWUWUWUW
I HAVE NEVER SQUEALED HARDER IN MY LIFE
I am still smiling!
I just can't stop! I won't!
My face has been a solid for the past
like
8 minutes since I saw it!
It's kinda starting to hurt but nooo i won't stopp I love you too roboradia

also no i don't think i can write a fanfiction i don't know her character well enough and i could never do anything as good as you too and it wouldn't be the sammmeee

AWWWWW
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE PICTURREEE

>Use a friend card and be roboradia!
Or don't if you can't
>if not be troll aradia

(now it's been like ten minutes smiling now!)
EDIT: (ah yes hopeshouter i was going to update on friday but then i saw trish's signature and you know what happened next i'll go update that now tomorrow (lazy tired) i guess
still smiling by the way )
oh man all this smiling can't be healthy ow my smile muscles are cramping upppp ^_^

[Flairina]

> Be- uh, no wait, we were already him. Okay, be- no, we were already her too. How about we be- OKAY, WHO HAVEN'T WE BEEN YET. TAVROS? FINE. LET'S BE TAVROS.

(Black Queen, do you seriously have nothing better to do right now? And why are you not partially prototyped?)

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AUWUWUWUUWUWUWUW
I HAVE NEVER SQUEALED HARDER IN MY LIFE
I am still smiling!
I just can't stop! I won't!
My face has been a solid for the past
like
8 minutes since I saw it!
It's kinda starting to hurt but nooo i won't stopp I love you too roboradia

also no i don't think i can write a fanfiction i don't know her character well enough and i could never do anything as good as you too and it wouldn't be the sammmeee

AWWWWW
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE PICTURREEE

>Use a friend card and be roboradia!
Or don't if you can't
>if not be troll aradia

(now it's been like ten minutes smiling now!)
EDIT: (ah yes hopeshouter i was going to update on friday but then i saw trish's signature and you know what happened next i'll go update that now tomorrow (lazy tired) i guess
still smiling by the way )
oh man all this smiling can't be healthy ow my smile muscles are cramping upppp ^_^

D'aww again! I'm sure you could write a Roboradia story. You just need to make her think and act like a violent 3 year-old and say Japanese gibberish that doesn't make sense in the original language. ALSO MAGNUM HEAD IS GREAT YOU OTHER GUYS GO READ IT
Glad you like the picture! It's One Piece.

Sure, we can be Aradia soon.

> Be- uh, no wait, we were already him. Okay, be- no, we were already her too. How about we be- OKAY, WHO HAVEN'T WE BEEN YET. TAVROS? FINE. LET'S BE TAVROS.

(Black Queen, do you seriously have nothing better to do right now? And why are you not partially prototyped?)

Sure, we can be Tavros soon, too! And the reason she's not Prototyped is because she's not wearing the ring, she's just sitting there because there literally isn't anything better to do really I guess since she's boring, and she looks ugly there because I can't draw LUSCIOUS CURVES with a mouse...

Also:

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It's a map of in-story progress for the main characters so far (Trolls included). The colored gates represent which Troll's gate they've gone through, and the colors in-between are the land's associated color, because it's prettier that way ;I
I'm going to add this to the front page, and every now and then I'll just paste over a guy, or move them around when another guy enters the story. I hope it helps with... actually I don't know what it could help with. It's just fun.

[Flairina]

That chart is actually really helpful. It was rather confusing as to who had entered the game or not yet. I love how almost no progress has been made yet, despite the number of pages (not sarcasm). It's just like the REAL Homestuck! XD

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^ Flairina: Tune back in 2027 when we bring in the TWELFTH troll! Making stories is annoying when you have stuff lined up you can't use for so long... I promise we're gonna keep this thing up for as long as we can, though, so we can MAKE THAT SHIP HAPPEN! LET'S WE CAN!!

Glad the chart is useful, I was intending to do it a month ago...

> Be- uh, no wait, we were already him. Okay, be- no, we were already her too. How about we be- OKAY, WHO HAVEN'T WE BEEN YET. TAVROS? FINE. LET'S BE TAVROS.



Wait...you know better. We most certainly have not been all these people! Why are they--

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NEPETA: I WANNA BE TROLL TAVROS!

> Be Troll Tavros.



You are TrolTav, scooted into the AIR SALOON on the WILD WEST TOWN IN THE SKY.

> Tavros: Ask for something in a hard-boiled way.

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TAVROS: hEY, bARKEEP,
TAVROS: gIMME A GRUBJUICE,
TAVROS: pREFERRABLY IN A FRESHLY-CLEANED GLASS,

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TAVROS: eWW THAT'S NASTY!

> Other Drinkers: Laugh at him.



What a goober. Lookit them wheels! He won't last two days in this town. For his own good, you'd better rough 'im up a little.

> Flamingo: Knock some learning into him.

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FLAMINGO: hey boi,
TAVROS: hELLO,
FLAMINGO: y'see this 'ere 'bot arm?
FLAMINGO: i got it in th' big war,
FLAMINGO: whenever y' get an injury you'd hafta be chicken not t' get sum upgrades sonny boi!
TAVROS: i SEE, tHAT'S SO GREAT,

> Flamingos: Keep going.

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FLAMINGO1: both mah legs got cut clean off, so i got a wheel!
FLAMINGO2: i got a canker sore, so i jus' replaced th' whole mouth!
FLAMINGO3: i got me a spoon finger cuz' i was hungry!

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DOG: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!
TAVROS: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, AHHH,[/color]
DOG: ARG, YE SCURVY-BOY, WHAT'S ALL THIS OF YE BEIN' TOO AFRAID TO CUT OFF YE LEGS?!
DOG: I HAD A HAND ONCE! AND A LEG TOO, YEARGH!!
DOG: BUT I HAD THEM BOTH REMOVED SO I COULD LOOK COOL, YARRRRRRRRRRRRG!
TAVROS: uH, bUT, tHAT'S SO VIOLENT,
DOG: SHUT YE WEE MOUTH YE WEE BITCH! THAT BE DOG HUMOR, YAAAAAAARRRARARARARAR!!
TAVROS: wAAAAAH,
DOG: THAT BE IT, TEAR-LUBBER, LUBBIN' ALL YER TEARS! GET THAT CANDY ASS OUTTA THIS PLACE! WHILE YOU! STILL! CAN!
TAVROS: wAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH,
DOG: ALSO GET SOME PROTHSTETICS. THEY ARE SOOOO AWESOME.

> Tavros: Leave.



These people are so... MEAN. Even as you wheel out, you can't stop the tears from flowing. It's just like watching your father figure die ALL OVER AGAIN.

When was that?





Twice, actually, just an hour ago, maybe. Two times too many.

> Rusty old man by the spittoon: Stop Tavros.



This little whiner seems to be new to the sky country. You need to teach him some history.

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ROMBTS: loooooooooooooong ago, the flamingo people fought alongside their protector,
ROMBTS: invaders came to our planet upon a flying piece of land,
ROMBTS: so we beat them up and chained it to the earth, to escape our less appealing forms of entertainment which were windmills,
ROMBTS: and sand,
TAVROS: wHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ALL THIS?
ROMBTS: because in the war we got robot limbs since ours got cut off,
ROMBTS: we used the robot technology of the island and junk,
ROMBTS: also the island is a giant cannon,
ROMBTS: for lasers,
ROMBTS: so here we are today,
ROMBTS: you should get some,
TAVROS: nO,

> Tavros: Leave.



C'mon guys. Let's all get out of here. We wouldn't wanna stay here with all those BULLIES.

> Be Partially-Roboradia.



Nnnooooooooooo, you're just Aradia! Insanely uncomfortable, floating, sick-feeling, really sad and wanting to go home and wake up or something nice Aradia Hussie. On top of a quartz mountain, emotionally destroyed, physically legless-feeling, with Equius Zahhak. Why did it have to be him? He's always creeped you out. So... quiet and serious... but sometimes jokey... but distant... dresses like the 1950's kids... no, no you don't like this at all.

> Aradia: Look at Equius.



AUGH NO IT'S SO KAWAII DESU NEY TOKYO DRIFTASTYLE! WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE ANIMEHUNK?! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT FETISH.

> Equius: Ask if she's alright.



You do, and she sputters out a bunch of words like a nervous kid off of a stereotypical anime. You don't know how you know that though, since you don't have that fetish.

The only fetish you have right now is that of MAKING SURE EVERYONE'S OKAY IN A NON-SEXUAL MANNER.

> Equius: Approach slightly.



Aradia flees! Sadly her sobbing gives her hiding spot away.

It seems a GOAT FRIEND is approaching.

> Aradia: Inspect the goat friend.

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ARADIA: um hell0
ARADIA: are y0u 0ur g0atfriend
HIGHGOAT: Aradia's first coming! It is upon us all!
HIGHGOAT: Oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm just tingling.
EQUIUS: Oh hey that guy
EQUIUS: Back already
HIGHGOAT: No you fuck off kid. We aren't talking to you.
EQUIUS: We?

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GOATS: MEH
EQUIUS: Hey that goat there
EQUIUS: Sorry for standing in you
ARADIA: whats wr0ng
ARADIA: are y0u g0ats g0ing t0 eat me
HIGHGOAT: No, of course not!
HIGHGOAT: Even though you are sweet as a turkey.
ARADIA: 0h h0 h0 y0u g0ats
ARADIA: 0h, h0 h0,
ARADIA: *s0bs*
GOAT: We sensed you feeling sad and came as fast as we could MEH!
GOAT: Don't be afraid of the scary guy.
EQUIUS: I don't try to be scary
GOAT: You have your holy quest to uphold!

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GOAT: All around the land, the previous protector of us goats has sealed away our music.
GOAT: We used to play music all the time but have been forced to make crappy music boxes we don't like.
HIGHGOAT: We would love to come with you on this adventure, but we cannot. It is heresy!
GOATS: HERESY! HERESY! MEH!
ARADIA: s0 its my resp0nsibility
ARADIA: al0ne
HIGHGOAT: No, actually it's in the legends that the creepy boy is supposed to come with you.
EQUIUS: Hey that's great
EQUIUS: Adventure buddies, Aradia
EQUIUS: Adventures
ARADIA: but im em0ti0nally c0nflicteeeeeeed
EQUIUS: I'm sorry that I do not know how to make you feel any better about this
EQUIUS: But please do not blow up
ARADIA: 0kay

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HIGHGOAT: Come, ye goats and woman and man! Let us go and eat at the fried rice lake, prepared specifically for you!
ARADIA: i love fried rice
ARADIA: thank you
EQUIUS: Sounds like someone isn't hollow anymore
ARADIA: um yeah
EQUIUS: Now I understand you must be feeling really really squiggly inside
ARADIA: my head is just screaming the word banzai at me and i know its wrong but im not doing it
EQUIUS: Banzai wow that's less tasteful than I thought
ARADIA: *SNIFFLE*
EQUIUS: Oh no sorry I didn't mean it that way
EQUIUS: The robot you became had some strange childish affection with me and I respect that you don't want that
EQUIUS: Do not fear me and do not be embarrassed
EQUIUS: Just act however you like okay
ARADIA: okay
ARADIA: i guess
EQUIUS: Now let's go get some rice
EQUIUS: I'm starving
EQUIUS: I have pies but they're fungi
ARADIA: okay
EQUIUS: Also don't forget Roxy already owns me
ARADIA: *SPIT TAKE*

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TT: totes rite biptchess ~!o!~
TT: yeah im still here -~u~-
EZ: Sure
EZ: This isn't a teen angst drama romance for teenagers right
TT: um not yet @~.~@ <- Princess Leia hair use it somewheres

[Crowstone]

>Go to the fried rice lake! Go swimming yesss

[OrangeAipom]

Tavros is crying blue? Human Tavros has already been imported!

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Tavros is crying blue? Human Tavros has already been imported!

No, sorry, Trish screwed the fuck up again!!! She says it's Cyan. So our favorite Tavros is still okay and Troll Tavros is still himself, but my sister has lost 5 art points. She is now only ahead of me by 760 points.

GOSH DAMN IT TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH is what I would say to her right now if we weren't in an apartmentish building right now...

[Flairina]

So... Tavros' land is inhabited by cyborg flamingos, who once beat up aliens, and proceeded to chain their floating island/ship to the ground, which also happens to be a giant weapon that Tavros can eventually use. It also has towns and places you can order a drink.

HOPY SHIT TAVROS' LAND IS BEST LAND.

No ideas for commands again, sorry!

[OrangeAipom]

No, sorry, Trish screwed the fuck up again!!! She says it's Cyan. So our favorite Tavros is still okay and Troll Tavros is still himself, but my sister has lost 5 art points. She is now only ahead of me by 760 points.

GOSH DAMN IT TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH is what I would say to her right now if we weren't in an apartmentish building right now...

yeah, i meant cyan. i keep calling cyan blue for some reason.



here's what his tears are supposed to be colored like.

[Trish]

Weather Report said I had to reply to that.

here's what his tears are supposed to be colored like.

Yes, exactly. See all those blue tears smearing all over his face next to the chocolate milk that splashed out of his lunch tray? All that's just one step away from cyan. I rest my case.

[OrangeAipom]

poor tavros. not a cool arsonist like the real tavros

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> Aradia: Suddenly feel as if you're missing something.



Oh. Oh gosh. Oh no oh gosh, oh, oh, oh. This is seriously...oh man.

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ARADIA: equius
EQUIUS: Yes
ARADIA: ill be back in a minute
EQUIUS: Where are you going
ARADIA: i need to get back to the house of aradia
EQUIUS: But why we just got started mooving
EQUIUS: Oh ha ha that was not on purpose
ARADIA: equius do i need to spell it out for you
ARADIA: why im
ARADIA: im
ARADIA: naked
EQUIUS: Oh for Pete's sake you're a ghost
EQUIUS: Plus a robot
EQUIUS: Plus you have a hat
ARADIA: a hat is n0t en0ugh
EQUIUS: Oh my gosh
ARADIA: lo0 do you see this hat c0vering anything
EQUIUS: Um well
EQUIUS: It's big and nice and shady
ARADIA: please stop making this so horrible for me
EQUIUS: You had a skirt when you were a robot
EQUIUS: I don't know what happened to that
TT: tell her she shud just let it all hangd out o~u~o
TT: flaunt what she'z got gurl >~`~<
EZ: NO
EZ: Have you no decency
EZ: Plus flaunt what
ARADIA: just because i can look at the screen isnt making me feel any better
ARADIA: im gonna go
GOAT: Baa.
ARADIA: STOP L00KING AT MEEEEE

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She cries and flies away. At the very least she could have gotten dressed AFTER you all went swimming in the rice. Poor gal.

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TT: yeah id hit that [~u~]
EZ: Roxy no
EZ: You make my bran hurt
TT: i see 0o_o0
EZ: I am not taking responsibility for that sentence

EZ had just recieved an EMERGENCY TEXT from HH!!!!!!!!!!!!

EZ: Oh gosh I had better look at this one
EZ: I'm being sarcastic
EZ: But I'll read it anyway

> Aradia: So what choo got guuuuurl



You have laid out all the clothes you could find.

This consists of: 1 shirt, 1 skirt, 2 shoes and 1 sock. That's all trolls wear? Wow. You like Homestuck even less now.

Okay, let's get started.

What will you wear?

[Crowstone]

Wear all of it!
Except the sock and shoes
And fashion the 1 sock into 2 flower hair things :3

[Flairina]

Wear shirt upside down, put shoes on hands, and put skirt on neck.

THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY!!!

(You know, at this rate you're outstripping Hussie in terms of pages per day. XD)

[wolftamer9]

And fashion the 1 sock into 2 flower hair things :3

Seconded. Or just use the band from your hat to make them, that would work too, right?

(You know, at this rate you're outstripping Hussie in terms of pages per day. XD)

To be fair Hussie added 16 pages yesterday alone.

[Flairina]

To be fair Hussie added 16 pages yesterday alone.

Yeah, but he doesn't do that every day. For this, it pretty much is updated with a minimum of 8 or so pages every. Single. Day. Even with the artwork quality, that's pretty impressive.