> DD: You know whoever puts on that ring is going to become just as obsessed with Equius. If you're lucky you may be able to nullify it somehow if you can manage to get one of them troll kids to prototype that other Equius corpse, or maybe the dreamself (or waking self) of the one who hates him. Still, that would require some kind of backdoor or maybe a stray meteor, and that would take weeks to execute unless you can get the staff and start the reckoning early and send someone back on the meteor to make the corpse already be prototyped. This is too complicated, maybe you should just invest all of your time selling hats and forget about the queen.
DD ain't gay. That's all you need to know. You ain't gonna fall for that faggot no matter what, lovestruck robot or not.
All you need is some gray ladies and you're good for a couple hours.
> CD: Go talk to DD.
You cannot talk to DD beause the man you see before you is JN!
Speak to him anyway.
You call out Jack, hey sir! How did you get back here so fast, seeing how you were escaping into outer space or something earlier. He says sorry but you got the wrong man, kid. He's just the neighboorhood haberdasher. You say but you look just like Jack, Jack. Why're you here Jack the police are after you. He says he's tellin' you he ain't Jack, Jack so buy a hat and get out.
> Sollux: Inspect mini-fridge.
You are currently thirsty, but Diamonds Droog won't let you quench that thirst just yet. You ask him whyyyyy? You're thirsty! He starts to tell you ten-thousand reasons why, but you stop him and politely request an answer in Pesterlog format. He says well why the hell didn't you ask sooner.