> Dad: Wish your head wasn't ten feet long.
> Gamzee: Explain those parents this instant.
Your mom has a lot of hair, but she's also a professor! She's super-smart. Aparently she works on girl-child stem-cell research because cloning is great. Thanks to her, people will be able to have their very own tiny girls and boys within your lifetime! She is totally pride-worthy.
Your dad works at some company, doing office work. He's really popular, and usually the whole clan goes out to big barbeques, and you get to meet the kids of his friends. They sure love their barbecues, man! Like, every week. You don't like barbecue though. It sickens you now. Sickens you so much. Also you know for a fact that they don't just like him for the rugged good looks. He's a man with class.
> Gamzee: Answer Kanaya, because she is contacting you.
Oh, well you guess you'd better do that next. Seeing as you just finished watching Nazca, winning Parasyte, writing your manga and sending off your webstory.
> Gamzee: Be a total liar. This is way too exciting for you to stay put!
A couple of fanfics I made...
> Gam, Dav, Tav: Rap.
Yeah. You sure told THEM some stuff about your super-secret plan. And now you're thinking you did the right thing in telling it! No, wait, what's that?!
> Gamzee: State something we will see in front of you.
SOME FREAKAZOID has just thrown an EXPRESSION OF LOVE THROUGH your WINDOW!!
> Do you already know who it is? Because if you don't, there's only one way to catch them, and you'll have to be quick or they'll get away- Look's like you're gonna have to juuuuump!
> Not really, you'll get cut up on all the broken glass. Look out the window and try to get a glimpse, and then examine the rock.
> Gamzee: State the usual suspects.
Who would be so BOMBASTIC as to obliquely announce their feelings for you by throwing a HEFTY ROCK with no note attached through your bedroom window, possibly knocking you in the head and killing you in the process? Could it be...Equius? Eh why'd you think of that.
Hey, a note came in! Better read that!
> Gamzee: Okay.
Oh hey Eiken. That's a good show. Woah now what's on the back?
> Gamzee: Go outside, but not through the window. That shit's SHARP.
HOLY DRAGON BALLS, WHAT THE FLAMING SOUL SOCIETY IS ALL THIS?!?!
> Gamzee: Go inside the kitchen?
Parents just don't understand.
> Janey: Skate away.
What a golden-hearted jerk. Boy, you sure do wonder if ALL of the bad kids have their own good sides and hidden depths to them.
> Nepeta and Kanaya: Be Terezi.
After some failed off-screen guessing, you are now Terezi Pyrope, for the first time in this story ever! OH MY GOODNESS GOLLY AND GOSH WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?
> Rad, Rez, Ros, Ffy, Other Police Guys: Commence Combat.
> Aradia: Start this thing off with a bang.
You cannot do that because you're already in handcuffs. Just because you believe in yourself doesn't make you punch good, you guess.
> Rose: Throw the book at somebody.
You heft the meaty tome Finward! Eat twenty-two thousand pages of Grover, BITCH! You collect SEVENTY-TWO SHARK-LIKE TEETH. Biscuits catches the book on the rebound!
> Biscuits: Use this heavy-duty-weapon to turn the tide of the fight.
Unluckily for you, this story is really interesting. Your attentions have been stolen for approximately the next EIGHTEEN HOURS.
> Terezi: Go help Aradia.
Hey, these chumps wanna leave through the door? Nutzoids to that, homes. Nobody's gettin' past YOUR defensive maneuver.
> Terezi: Wave the cat at somebody.
With your dead cat weapon, there is nobody you can't disgust! Those police jerks would scream if they weren't afraid of inhaling the cat dust! Things are looking up for the Terezi/Jaspers fandom!
Well, this is funny/SILLY. XD (Couldn't give you commands earlier as I have no power right now.)
I don't see why you need commands at the moment, this is going pretty well right now! Nope, that's totally not an excuse for my having any ideas for commands right now! ^^;
A couple of fanfics I made...
> Rose: Sneak the key out of Biscuits' pocket. Once the handcuffs are unlocked, spoil the ending to the book just to make him mad.
>Jaspers: Level 55 Taxidermitech: Testa-fy!
Sorry, again no update tonight. Today I biked for 30 miles and got way too exhausted to draw. But stuff's been written, and we have a few pictures, so we'll try to do it early tomorrow.