Payment difficulties (Badly Translated Dinosaur Comics)

[Nimz]

Okay, so I tried putting Dinosaur Comics in Bad Translator, and it came back with Dinosaur Comics. And again. And again. So... I guess that means machines can translate the comic title consistently. qwantz did come back as Earl, though.

In the Buffet breakfast thread it was noted that beauty already comes up frequently in the pesterlogs, and there have been several instances already of nuclear bombs, so what is the most natural step to take from there? Truth and beauty bombs --> Dinosaur Comics. There will probably be some better way of presenting these developed in the future, but for now, without further ado, an inauspicious start:


1 T-Rex In many species of Dinosaurs are scary.
2 T-Rex *-*.
3 T-Rex If you are at home? "Damage".
4 T-Rex Want to buy a girl!
4 Utahraptor () I
5 Utahraptor Here are answers to questions, see?
5 T-Rex My question is whether or not?
6 T-Rex One of the problems.
See uttahrabtor

Title text: Payment difficulties
Archive note: (2/2003): good evening.

[Ryan North]

If only I'd named the comic "Payment difficulties", things might've turned out different

[Daniel990]

I put "Dinosaur Comics" on bad translator and the result was....Dinosaur Comics! What are the odds?

[P_equals_NP]

using my own special brand of breakfast, i managed to squeeze out "Serbia comics"


edit:

also, heads up, Algae is a member of the Dino House

[shotgunBuckaneer]

Random T-Rex quote:

"Not by a long shot!"

==>

"Ednostrelni is a long time."

[Nimz]

Here we have le deuxième:


1. In this way, as this is a good thing. A bed phenomenon in the future.
2. Do you have bad uttahrabtor.
3. Of course, to the sonterid SOAP magic beans (Casa)! )
Yes, it's iron.
4. This right is a lot of changes.
Tripod
5. R is the glementaires of parental controls for children.*
In the United States "for a long time fogetten of the heart.
6. Information will be protected in the future!
From our experience.

Title text: Now there is.
Archive note: 2003, 2 1: rare.

* open the spoiler

show spoiler

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Start : You?
Estonian : Saate?
Back to English : You Can?
Norwegian : du kan?
Back to English : You can?
Thai : คุณสามารถ
Back to English : You can also.
Bulgarian : Можете също да.
Back to English : You can also.
Hungarian : Azt is.
Back to English : It is also.
Chinese Simplified : 这也是。
Back to English : This is also.
Ukranian : Це також.
Back to English : It's also.
Lithuanian : Taip pat.
Back to English : As well.
Polish : Jak również.
Back to English : As well.
Estonian : Samuti.
Back to English : As Well.
Romanian : As Well.
Back to English : As Well.
Hungarian : Is.
Back to English : As Well.
Czech : Tak dobře.
Back to English : So well.
Dutch : Zo goed.
Back to English : So good.
Dutch : Zo fijn.
Back to English : So fine.
Russian : Так хорошо.
Back to English : So good.
Portuguese : Tão bom.
Back to English : So good.
Polish : Tak dobrze.
Back to English : So as well.
Danish : Så samt.
Back to English : So and.
Ukranian : Так і.
Back to English : So and.
Estonian : Nii ja.
Back to English : Both and.
Haitian Creole : Les ak.
Back to English : The Act.
Turkish : ««««Act.
Back to English : ««««Act.
Finnish : ««««Säädös.
Back to English : ««««Regulatory.
Haitian Creole : ««««Réglementaires.
Back to English : Réglementaires Parental Parental Parental Parental.
Thai : Réglementaires ผู้ปกครองผู้ปก ครองผู้ปกครอ งผู้ปกครอง
Back to English : Réglementaires parental controls parental controls
Chinese Traditional : Réglementaires 家長控制家長控制
Back to English : R é glementaires parental control parental controls
Hungarian : R é glementaires szülői ellenőrzés a szülői felügyelet
Back to English : R é glementaires parental control parental controls
Thai : R คือ glementaires โดยผู้ปกครอง ควบคุมการคว บคุมโดยผู้ปกค รอง
Back to English : R is a parental control glementaires parental control.
Bulgarian : R е родителски контрол за glementaires родителски контрол.
Back to English : R is a parental control parental controls for glementaires.
Korean : R은 부모의 컨트롤 glementaires에 대 한 자녀입니다.
Back to English : R is a parental control glementaires for children.
Russian : R является родительского контроля glementaires для детей.
Back to English : R is a parental control glementaires for children.
Dutch : R is een glementaires van ouderlijk toezicht voor kinderen.
Back to English : R is a glementaires of parental controls for children.
Thai : R คือ glementaires ของการควบคุ มโดยผู้ปกครอ งสำหรับเด็ก
Back to English : R is the glementaires of parental controls for children.
Danish : R er glementaires af Forældrekontrol til børn.
Back to English : R is the glementaires of parental controls for children.

Perhaps this new format with colours corresponding to the speaker is better than the format I used in the first one? Perhaps I should replace the text in the pictures, sort of like Whispered Apologies? For now my ambition is satisfied with coloured text.

Hmmmn. This thread shall heretofore be known as "Payment difficulties".

[Ryan North]

If only I'd named him "uttahrabtor", he'd (possibly) be easier to type out! Just pound the keyboard for a few seconds.

[Epamynondas]

1. In this way, as this is a good thing. A bed phenomenon in the future.

Why yes T-Rex, bed phenomenons are indeed very good things!


I feel like this is some very crafty foreshadowing of T-Rex's and Uttahrabtor's affair. KUDOS FOR YOU, RYAN.

[Nimz]

So apparently there were some difficulties with the Thai text inside the spoiler, which killed all the text underneath. Hopefully the unintended subspoiler is visible to all now. I will start on número tres momentarily.

Okay, have a tres:


1. Presentation of the icon. Affect complaints help me.
2. * Sigh *.
3. This list is the Chairman of the Board describes the General principles Successful so far in these groups.
Continue to Eurozsargon Parliament.
4. Development can still kill sound at any time.
This is not the case!
5. On behalf of human rights violations if the man and widely.
Or frame.
6. ..... Have a lot of human nature that Hmizogn!
Of course, you must specify the analysis!

Title text: Stacked logo
Archive note: Three thirds: activities in these days.

[Nimz]

Okay, so I couldn't stop when the next one is Lesbians!


1. (I) (women) (national)
2. Lima
3. You can of course still in the spirit of "quality of life and other risks.
As a child, special moments and real time publishing
4. A week later, still nothing.
Parker, however,
Note: (I)
5. And even at the end of the same gender couples. Ball (normal), stress is not valid.
This is a list, see this page.
6. At the same time.
!
(At home!)

Title text: Gender disparities
Archive note: 04/02, 2003, Lima, Peru.

[P_equals_NP]

AT THE SAME TIME

!

[Superdog]

This made me laugh SO loud. And I loved the series of translations. XD

[Winters]

Oh man this stuff is golden.

[lizard-socks]

[Nimz]

lizard-socks, that is beautiful.
The guest comics are going to be interesting to do. Especially Hussie's. Also looking forward to when there is a Haps note to translate.

Well hello, Dromiceiomimus! You finally get some dialog!


1. Note: If you are interested in very Utahraptor. On gay
If you forgot something?
2. You know what? Of course, very nice!
3. To create a, you know.
In special cases, such as the OK button.
Yes, thank you.
4. They are all very good to me.
People
5. This is a problem.
Are you?
Expensive.
A good
For this reason, it's bairok
6. * Size *.

Title text: Thank you for your skibtikosor.
Archive note: In February 2003, immediately
The Haps: In 2003, 1 edit comics! Here is the registration information. Does "perhaps for?" images and random numbers?

I will probably resume ignoring The Haps until they are no longer the no haps / lost haps message.

[DecidedlyDevious]

T-Rex discovers that size, in fact, does matter.

[Ryan North]

They are things of beauty

[Nimz]

Figured I'd put up another update to this thing for my 612th post. If anyone else wants to contribute to the translations, I will not object, btw (Bing, 35 translations, random order). Clicky!


Cobra oui of Sikuai Island

Because a lot of power (2006) and Peter ACH
==========**==========

United States is pretty bshodad in this paragraph. A group of pages, for example, if the URL of the dinosaurs (or link to a page, for example), dinosaurs, a modern intellectual property qwantz.com) Do stupid or reads a little chicken violations on the Internet? G r q ļ leyebildi ü ğ inizden here "," pirate "is the number of server haldavates IP address". People's Republic of China and Taiwan, Iran and Syria, and the readers and the Internet, "barboblik the people's people's Republic of China, Republic of", the position of the Government. However, on that computer. The Senate and the problems in the framework of a formula that you want to add in the near future.

Several readers établi group dinosaures in the United States. Are all United, but very easy in the field humanitarian airlift, transport of the Government

New information about that _ and many others attract, contact the personnel information and nice blocked shit. U.s. citizens t Dinosaur Comics tomorrow. We hope that balisage and under their control.

[Ryan North]

To be fair, United States IS pretty bshodad.

[Kyumorph]

Nice blocked shit, huh?

[unbridledExüberance]

Original:


After running through Bad Translator- random languages, 35 iterations



...
the horse is completely crazy

[DecidedlyDevious]

I must be honest, and Mr. North you have a great comic don't get me wrong, but I have not actually read this comic until... well until this thread (which I had really just clicked by accident). In a way, I feel privileged to be untainted by any memories of them, because to me whether it's "The horse raced past the barn fell" or "premium 'Ronnie' Corrid" it is all the same and legitimate to me. In fact if I should ever decide to peruse the archives after reading this thread, there will always be a piece missing. That piece is the Mission of agricultural natural resources dominoes.