Round The Game - R41NBOW RUMPUS BLOODSW4PTOWN

[PriffyViole]

Stalket = female stalker?

Actually, that would be a stalkette.

[Nagasha]

Why did I read this as Land of ???? and Bacon?

Land of Beacons and Bacon?

[Crafter1300]

Land of Beacons and Bacon?

That works but How about the land of Seas and Bacon. Possibly with narwals as the concorts.

Actually this is incredibly stupid and would probably work better in a bloodswap where Eridan is evven more hipsterish

[linkzeldi]

>Terezi: Still be there actually, just hiding.

[Nexev]

so is stalket a quirk or typo? Virska is supposedly the feral one so she could refer to all stalking as stalket for a stupid and vain reason.

WHATS THAT TEREZI? YOU ARE STALKING ME?

I REMENBER STALKING, BEFORE IT SOLD OUT THAT IS.

[BenBen]

Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait.

so is stalket a quirk or typo? Virska is supposedly the feral one so she could refer to all stalking as stalket for a stupid and vain reason.

Who's Virska?

[pygmyLioness]

Vriska: Do something adorable.

[SkyKat]

>Vriska: Make an explosive! A BIG one!



You have many big explosives.

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For example, this great specimen.

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Now look at this jewel.

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Not only is this round thingie covered in bombs and fireworks from the outside, it is also your workplace and the place where you store your favourite bombs.

You have many good bombs: 5xBeetleBomb, flushcrush bomb, grape-bomb(which is basically a shit-load of small bombs attached together with some epic stuff added to it), symbol bomb...

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...And that bomb.
This is the best bomb.
Ever.

> Do something adorable


You love this bomb.
You really do.

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GODDAMNIT HOMEWORK GIVE ME MY TIME BACK I WANNA SLEEP NORMALLY AND I WANNA DO PRODUCTIVE SHIT AND NOT COPY 3 PAGES OF FUCKING MATHS THEORIES FOR NO FUCKING REASONS.
FUCK YOU SCHOOL STUFF.
FUCK YOU.

(basically school is being a pain in the ass and because of that I can't update often.)

OK NOW THAT THIS IS SAID, I would like to make a small announcement.

No it isn't that I stop updating RTG. This is my best story ever, like fucking hell I'm giving up on that fanventure.

Its that I am now working as an artist on a collaborative fanventure. This adventure is the freaking SQUIDDLE SESSION. HOW AWESOME IS THAT.
Anyway, you should check it here.
Don't worry, I can update at the same rythm as normally.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Vriska: Cuddle explosives. More.

Lookie here who forgot her :3! SkyKat you need to step up your game, or your gags shall die!

>8^3

[recalcitrantIre]

This is the best bomb. Ever.

I mentally put an 'Of all time' at the end of this

DAMN YOU WASHINGTON

[pygmyLioness]

Be even more cute. Launch the flushcrush bomb.

Or, like, get a communication device from your emergency supply and troll your flushcrush.

[SkyKat]

>Be even more cute



You became so cute you turned into one of those characters that appears in that eastern kind of animated series.
BUT ITS NOT LIKE YOU LIKE THAT OR ANYTHING.
Actually you do like NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

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WHAT THE HELL?!

You are NOT going to be THAT cute
EVER
AGAIN.

>Go to your hive and troll your flushcrush.


You remember mentioning that you don't have any communication devices.

Actually, you do.







That thing is your commnicating device.

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Alright you just need to open the computer, open pesterchum, and troll your flushcrush.

Simple?

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ACTUALLY ITS NOT SIMPLE AT ALL!!!!! You have to wait an ETERNITY for it to just open.

You hate this thing.

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...And it hates you back.

...well shit.

Oh wait there is a rolled up piece of paper next to the computer.
Or whatever that even is anymore.


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It says:
" 1 GOT TROLL3D BY MR SUNNY4PPL3BL4ST 4 L1TTL3 WH1L3 4GO. H3 W4NT3D TO T3LL US TH4T W3R3 BOTH 1NV1T3D TO 4 G4M3.
4LL 1 KNOW 1 TH4T 1T G3TS US OUT OF 4LTERN1A 4ND TH4T YOU NEED 4 COMPUT3R.
SO 1 GU3SS W3LL M33T 4G41N 1N 4 V1RTU4L WORLD.
-GC"

You need a computer to play.
Your shitty computer just crashed.
Fuck.

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AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS THEY ARE INVITED INTO THE GAME AND NOW THE PLOT CAN FUCKING ADVANCE YAAAYYYY.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Plot: Refuse to undertake any semblance of progress for several more updates.

[Crafter1300]

Plot: advance

[SkyKat]

Plot: advance

how do you want it to advance?

[harmoniousExtremes]

Vriska: Blow up your computer. Create a brand new computational device that runs off of explosions.

[Ouroboros]

> Vriska: The computer doesn't hate you. It likes you, and knows you like explosives. Clearly it was trying to explode in order to win your love. So, logically, the thing to do is rebuild it into an awesome bomb-computer hybrid!

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Virska> Begin Hunt for Red October Computer
Terezi> Install the Player copy on your comp
Aradia> make sure Eridan has the copies installed
Sollux> Install the Server copy
Equius> take your time and fix yourself some tea before you do anything
Karkat> in a fit of transdimensional Irony be Terezi's server player
Nepeta> MEOW GLUB
Gamzee> fall asleep before you can start installing
Tavros> continue being in pain
Kanya> Be the sexiest server player
Eridan> do your thing
Fefri> enthusasticall install your copies of the game

[pygmyLioness]

> Vriska: The computer doesn't hate you. It likes you, and knows you like explosives. Clearly it was trying to explode in order to win your love. So, logically, the thing to do is rebuild it into an awesome bomb-computer hybrid!

Yes. Do this.

While you are doing this, someone marginally responsible: Airmail Vriska a computer.

Or, better yet, Vriska: Never get a computer. Never become a player. Hitch a ride with Terezi, and become her lackey. (The W3NCH 0F F3TCH1NG)

Also, Vriska: Have supposed to have been the Time/Space hero or the Seer and thus by your absence fuck up the game.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Or, better yet, Vriska: Never get a computer. Never become a player. Hitch a ride with Terezi, and become her lackey. (The W3NCH 0F F3TCH1NG)

Also, Vriska: Have supposed to have been the Time/Space hero or the Seer and thus by your absence fuck up the game.

That is the silliest command I've ever seen. Also, a Seer isn't necessarily a constant for a session, Doc Scratch's relaying of the fact that the Alpha Timeline wouldn't allow for an iteration in which the Knight and the Seer were to remain cadavers was just referring to Karkat and Terezi in particular, referring to them as their titles.

[SkyKat]

Or, better yet, Vriska: Never get a computer. Never become a player. Hitch a ride with Terezi, and become her lackey. (The W3NCH 0F F3TCH1NG)

Also, Vriska: Have supposed to have been the Time/Space hero or the Seer and thus by your absence fuck up the game.

That could actually work.

As the bad ending.

And we want a good/normal ending.

Right?

[Destruction Dragon 360]

That could actually work.

As the bad ending.

And we want a good/normal ending.

Right?

We could technically incorporate a bad end into the plot via doomed timeline. But of course that would nix the Time player option off of Vrika's portfolio.

[SkyKat]

We could technically incorporate a bad end into the plot via doomed timeline. But of course that would nix the Time player option off of Vrika's portfolio.

I'd rather do doomed timelines when we get most players in the game.

And anyway, as you said, its a pretty silly way to make a doomed timeline.

[aPawnAscending]

>Vriska:Find the Cosbytop. By some transdimensional shenanigans, this is where it ended up.

[pygmyLioness]

That is the silliest command I've ever seen. Also, a Seer isn't necessarily a constant for a session, Doc Scratch's relaying of the fact that the Alpha Timeline wouldn't allow for an iteration in which the Knight and the Seer were to remain cadavers was just referring to Karkat and Terezi in particular, referring to them as their titles.

The silliest? Ever? Why sir, I'm flattered.