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**TribulatoryTerminator** · 05-01-2012, 07:22 PM

>Hannah: Deploy paraphenalia in awkward places to make this totally fake Kaede scamper around.

Oh hey, look up there. On the top of your screen. There's a toolbar. You click one of the buttons on the toolbar, and a tab opens with a bunch of big items, and a 'Grist Counter', whatever the hell that is. Apparently you have 50 grist. But most of the items on here are free! You know from experience that the best time to take something is when it's on sale, so you grab the first thing you see. A 'Cruxtruder'. It pops up near Kaede's head, and you carefully place it in the middle of his room, crushing his cookies. He is flipping the fuck out like nobody's business.

RP=5

**TribulatoryTerminator** · 05-06-2012, 09:18 AM

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You see that Kaede's looking around the thing. He appears to see something on the other side, that you can't see. Wait, what? The game designers made it so that you could make gigantic robots appear, but they couldn't make a camera pan? WTF??? Anyway, Kaede's pestering you again.

As if in response to his question, the seconds start flicking down extremely fast, the minutes are really fast, and the hour starts moving at the same speed as the seconds were before.

You slap Kaede across the face with his now-empty cookie tray.

**myto_alkoreath** · 05-08-2012, 07:59 PM

>Hannah: Search house for heavy object. Try perhaps the bathroom first.

**TribulatoryTerminator** · 05-09-2012, 05:15 AM

[B]>Hannah: Search house for heavy object. Try perhaps the bathroom first./B]

You move the cursor out of his room, and you attempt to locate the bathroom. On the way there you see hundreds of random broken action figures on the hallway floor. These could come in handy if you ever need to build a bulwark out of twisted plastic and metal. You finally found the...

This can't be right. Why would Kaede have a bathroom in his closet? It's impossibly tiny. You decide to pester him about this anomaly.

You remember that his room was also fairly small, and had an itty bitty closet inside, with only two pairs of shoes and several hanging shirts and pants. You also suddenly remember that you're rich, and not everybody else is.

You triumphantly show him the toilet you ripped up from the floor. He takes a peek outside of his room. The action figure pile is slowly being engulfed in water.

You drop the toilet upon the cruxtruder. The porcelain shatters on impact, but it's successful, and the top of the cruxtruder opens. A large... thing comes out. You don't know what it is. The only way you can really see to describe it is magic glowing seizure ball. It's wiggling about the room, and it zooms up toward Kaede, and stops right next to his face. He is predictably flipping the fuck out.

**mysticCharlatan** · 05-09-2012, 12:32 PM

>Kaede: Throw your favourite action figure at the seizure ball to fend it off!

**TribulatoryTerminator** · 05-09-2012, 06:20 PM

>Kaede: Throw your favourite action figure at the seizure ball to fend it off!

You are freaked out by this turn of events, and you run out of your room into the hallway. The seizure ball follows you, floating just a foot away from your head. You pick up your favorite action figure, one of the Adolescent Radioactive Black-belt Hamsters, and throw it at the ball. It gets absorbed, and the ball flashes even more. When it settles down, you see it has merged with the action figure. Instead of it being a ball, it's a hamster head with a sweatband. It's still fairly seizure-y though.

RP: 7

**myto_alkoreath** · 06-23-2012, 11:44 AM

>Kaede: Quick, make for the cruxtruder and cruxtrude something that may help you combat this implacable foe!

**TribulatoryTerminator** · 07-23-2012, 09:56 AM

I'm back! Took a little break there, realized that the Reader Points thing was kinda stupid, and now it's time for a MASSIVE update!

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You run to what is apparently a cruxtruder, and crank the handle. A bright orange dowel comes out, made of some unknown glassy material. You look inside the cruxtruder to see if there's more, and there appears to be another one. You cruxtrude that one as well, and another one shows up underneath it. It appears to have an unlimited amount of the orange cruxite inside.

Naturally, you spend a good fifteen minutes just cranking out more and more until your room is half full of it. You have no idea what to do next, so you go and pester RG. He always seems to know everything.

You use this information that RG obviously got from a reliable source/psychic powers, and relay it to Hannah. She places the totem lathe and alchemiter in your living room and kitchen respectively, crushing your stash of cookies.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!

She also makes a pre-punched card, and places it on top of your pile of dowels. You pick it up, along with one of the dowels, and run to your living room. You slam the card into the slot on the side, and place the totem carefully on the rackish part of the machine. The blades on the top come out, and carve the totem. It's now as thin as a pencil at one end, but the same thickness as before on the other side, like an orange glass vuvuzela.

You then take the carved dowel over to the alchemiter in your kitchen, and place it carefully on the platform. There's a flash, and on the middle of the alchemiter lies a clock that appears to be made out of the same material as the dowel. You bring the clock back inside, and see that the timer has gone down to 26 minutes.

So you sit there.

And wait.

And wait...

And wait some more.

After 23 minutes of waiting, you start getting angry. Really angry. You get up, and with all the force you can muster, smash the clock against the wall. It shatters, and the world goes white.

**TribulatoryTerminator** · 07-23-2012, 10:29 AM

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You regain your vision pretty fast. Everything in your apartment is the same, but there's something... different. You just can't put your finger on it. There's a quietness that wasn't there before. You go to your window and peer out of it. Your eyes widen in surprise.

Instead of there being a slightly bloody patch of grass where you landed before, there is now... bronze? In fact, as far as you can see, everything is bronze. There's just one flat metal sheet, glistening. Nothing appears to be anywhere for miles. You slowly go out of your apartment, which is now on the ground; and look around you.

For a second, words appear in the sky. Big, pixelated words.

"WELCOME, MONK. TO THE LAERROR: DATA NOT FOUND LAND OF BRONZE AND HEAT."

Suddenly, a fissure opens up in front of you, and a-HOLY FUCK IT'S A MASSIVE SPIDER!

The spider scuttles up to you, it's orange carapace glittering in the sun. It appears to be holding several cards. Oh. They're strife specibi. You haven't allocated one yet, because you simply didn't see a need to. Apparently it's a prerequisite for entering this fissure.

You take the cards from the arachnid, being careful not to get TOO close to it. The cards are LAVALAMPKIND, SPATULAKIND, FISTKIND, TRAYKIND, and GLOVEKIND. Each has the item of choice already in the card, so you don't need to worry if you don't have one. Which do you choose?

**hybridHelix** · 07-23-2012, 10:31 AM

SPATULAKIND! good for splatting spiders. and making cookies. but remember to clean it first!

**TribulatoryTerminator** · 07-23-2012, 12:43 PM

You decide to consult your friend QB on your situation. He's usually not all that helpful, but he can be funny a lot.

KS: Q, I have a... kinda weird question for you
QB: Weird questions are my favorite kind.
KS: Cool
KS: Uh...... well, I'm in this really awesome place
KS: Pretty 6itchin', 6ut also really hot
QB: Like in your mind? Or an actual place?
KS: Nope, actual place
QB: Okay, 9ot it, 9o on.
KS: Anyway, there's this weird orange spider
KS: and it has...... weapons
KS: I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to take one of them
QB: Tiny weapons?
QB: Or bi9 spider?
KS: Very 6ig
KS: And creepy
QB: Huh. 9ross.
KS: And the weapons are in their speci6i
KS: I just can't decide which
KS: Also, what the fuck is this place?
QB: It's offerin9 them to you? I have to say that every spider I've ever seen has been tryin9 to use its weapons. You can't trust spiders.
QB: What are they?
KS: Uhhhhhh
KS: Lavalampkind, pankind, spatulakind, and glovekind
QB: Lavalamp sounds pretty 9ood, but I'm not sure how you would use it as a weapon.
KS: I dunno, may6e drinking the stuff will give me superpowers?
KS: I used to think that......
QB: I wouldn't reccomend drinkin9 that. Unless you have a whole day to waste.
QB: 9lovekind is just 9oin9 to make people think you're challen9in9 them to a dual.
QB: Pankind, like fryin9 pan? Or a cookie pan?
KS: Like a 6aking sheet
KS: And I dou6t I need to explain what a spatula is
QB: Eh, spatulakind sounds like the best one, then.
KS: You sure?
KS: How would that even 6e used as a weapon?
QB: You could smack someone upside the head with it, or even sharpen it and stab them.
QB: Maybe?
KS: Well...... if it's in a card...... I could make more of them!!!!!! Like with the totem thingy and the alchemitator!
QB: But why the sudden need for weaponry? If 9iant spiders are friendly, how bad can anythin9 else be there?
KS: Well, it showed up at the opening of a 6ig hole in the ground. I think it's the first dungeon......
QB: In that case, it seems like spatula would be the most versatile.
KS: Is there anything else the 6ig machines can 6e used for?
QB: Anythin9 besides what?
QB: You could han9 stuff off of them. Or use them to hold books.
KS: 6esides making more of the same spatula
KS: Is there anything else they're able to do?
QB: I think you could make different stuff if you combine them.
QB: If it works with a specibus card, it should work with a sylladex card.
QB: Cards are cards, right?
KS: If what works?
QB: The Punch Desi9nix.
KS: I don't think I got that one yet...... I should tell Hannah
KS: 6ut I should try that! I have a telescope I could use!
QB: 9ood luck. Spider-kind is countin9 on you. Apparently.
QB: Does it talk, by the way?
KS: I'm still not sure a6out that.
KS: It has the cards in its mouth, so it may 6e a6le to, just not at the moment
QB: Maybe it's...
QB: Reclusive BD.
KS: ??????
KS: I don't get it......
QB: Damn, I thought that was a 9ood one.
QB: You did not see what I did there.
KS: You did something?
KS: Specifically there?
QB: lol, just for9et it. 9o make some spatulas!
QB: Telespatulas
QB: Spatulascopes
KS: tespalecola

The spider looks at you weirdly, like you just mentioned its name or something

You take the spatula card. The spider swallows the rest, and goes into the cavern. You, however go back inside to your house, and see that Hannah has already placed the Designix right next to the Alchemiter.

**myto_alkoreath** · 07-31-2012, 02:06 PM

>Myto: Weep now that Dungeonstuck is back

>Kaede: Begin alchemization spree monatage

**TribulatoryTerminator** · 08-01-2012, 06:37 PM

>Kaede: Begin alchemization spree

You take the card with the spatula over to the punch designix. You stick it in, and press the button. After a moment, there's a grinding noise, and then several quiet impacted noises. The card pops out, with several new holes through it.

You take that card over, grab one of the totems you had recklessly made earlier, and run over to the totem lathe. You place both objects down, and run back to the punch designix. You take a look at your fetch modus.

You use the bank fetch modus, which works by assigning each item a specific cost in both grist and boondollars. You can choose to pay either, or a mix of both. Unfortunately, since you had never had access to grist or boondollars before now, you have never been able to take out any of the stuff you put in. Right now, your deck contains:

1 (ONE) MINIATURE TELESCOPE

3 (THREE) POSTERS OF GHANDI

200 (TWO HUNDRED) CHOCOLATE COOKIES

37 (THIRTY SEVEN) SNICKERDOODLES

1 (ONE) FLUFFY PILLOW

1 (ONE) LAPTOP

2 (TWO) BICYCLE HORNS

1 (ONE) SCREWDRIVER

4 (FOUR) ROLLS OF DUCT TAPE IN VARIOUS COLORATIONS

3 (THREE) BUCKETS

1 (ONE) CAT SKULL

1 (ONE) PAIR OF SCIENCE GOGGLES

3 (THREE) AVAST PLUMS

2 (TWO) CELLULAR PHONES

1 (ONE) ROBOTIC ARM

1 (ONE) SPOOL OF THREAD

1 (ONE) ELECTRIC SHAVER

1 (ONE) RAZOR

83 (EIGHTY THREE) RAZOR BLADES

1 (ONE) WRENCH

1 (ONE) BOTTLE OF MAGNETIC WODKA

1 (ONE) TOWEL

1 (ONE) SOCK

3 (THREE) NAILS

2 (TWO) SCREWS

1 (ONE) BUBBLE GUM WRAPPER

1 (ONE) CINDERBLOCK

3000 (THREE THOUSAND) DOLLARS

1 (ONE) MONOCLE

2 (TWO) CHAINS WITH CLAMPS AT THE END

1 (ONE) BROKEN PLANK

**TribulatoryTerminator** · 08-01-2012, 06:38 PM

>Kaede: Begin alchemization spree

You take the card with the spatula over to the punch designix. You stick it in, and press the button. After a moment, there's a grinding noise, and then several quiet impacted noises. The card pops out, with several new holes through it.

You take that card over, grab one of the totems you had recklessly made earlier, and run over to the totem lathe. You place both objects down, and run back to the punch designix. You take a look at your fetch modus.

You use the bank fetch modus, which works by assigning each item a specific cost in both grist and boondollars. You can choose to pay either, or a mix of both. Unfortunately, since you had never had access to grist or boondollars before now, you have never been able to take out any of the stuff you put in. Right now, your deck contains:

1 (ONE) MINIATURE TELESCOPE

3 (THREE) POSTERS OF GHANDI

200 (TWO HUNDRED) CHOCOLATE COOKIES

37 (THIRTY SEVEN) SNICKERDOODLES

1 (ONE) FLUFFY PILLOW

1 (ONE) LAPTOP

2 (TWO) BICYCLE HORNS

1 (ONE) SCREWDRIVER

4 (FOUR) ROLLS OF DUCT TAPE IN VARIOUS COLORATIONS

3 (THREE) BUCKETS

1 (ONE) CAT SKULL

1 (ONE) PAIR OF SCIENCE GOGGLES

3 (THREE) AVAST PLUMS

2 (TWO) CELLULAR PHONES

1 (ONE) ROBOTIC ARM

1 (ONE) SPOOL OF THREAD

1 (ONE) ELECTRIC SHAVER

1 (ONE) RAZOR

83 (EIGHTY THREE) RAZOR BLADES

1 (ONE) WRENCH

1 (ONE) BOTTLE OF MAGNETIC WODKA

1 (ONE) TOWEL

1 (ONE) SOCK

3 (THREE) NAILS

2 (TWO) SCREWS

1 (ONE) BUBBLE GUM WRAPPER

1 (ONE) CINDERBLOCK

3000 (THREE THOUSAND) DOLLARS

1 (ONE) MONOCLE

2 (TWO) CHAINS WITH CLAMPS AT THE END

1 (ONE) BROKEN PLANK

**myto_alkoreath** · 08-02-2012, 10:04 AM

>Kaede: Combine Chocolate cookies and snickerdoodles, then combine your electric razor with the spatula

**wolftamer9** · 08-02-2012, 01:19 PM

> Cat Skull && Science Goggles || Laptop
> Robo-Arm && Telescope ||Clamp-Chain
> Towel || Pillow (or &&, whichever makes a soft towel) && Duct Tape Rolls || Cell Phone (You must make this. The spirit of Douglas Adams commands you.)
> Spatula && Chain Clamped to a Cinderblock
> Bike Horns && Sock x2

**TribulatoryTerminator** · 08-03-2012, 06:39 AM

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You first take out the card for your electric razor, and you reach over to put it in the designix, when suddenly, an odd black creature jumps out and attacks you!

It swipes at you with its claw, pushing your health vial out of it's gel a small amount. You quickly get up, and attempt to take out the spatula you were just given. Unfortunately for you, you had just punched it, and are unable to remove it from the card.

You start running away from the thing, and run into the kitchen. As you do, an orange blur zips above you and flies directly into the imp. The imp looks stunned for a second, and then explodes, showering grist everywhere. It's a different color than the build grist, however, but you pick it up anyway. You look around for the blur, but you can't find it anywhere. Your grist count rises, but there's too much, and you are of a level too low to be able to carry it all.

You head back to the designix, and stick the card with the razor into it. It makes the same noise, and the card pops out with the same types of holes as the other card you just punched. You take the cards over to the totem lathe, stick them in together, place a totem on the platform, and watch it get carved. When it's finished, one end is much bigger than the other, with uniform lumps along the entire edge.

You then take the totem over to the alchemiter, place it on the tiny platform there, and press the button. There's a bright flash, some smoke, and when it clears you can see your invention. It looks like a normal spatula, but you can see that it's thicker than normal. Where it's thicker when you pick it up you can see hundreds of tiny blades criss-crossing the surface of it. The handle now has a comfort grip, and right where your thumb would be is a button. When you press it, the blades start moving back and forth.

You call it... the 'LECTRIC SPLATULA. Yeah, that sounds good to you. You wield it like you think you would if you were in battle. Just in time, too. When you turn around, you see seven more imps staring back at you.

**myto_alkoreath** · 08-03-2012, 07:31 PM

>Slay these imps with your majestic weapon of destruction, then combine your majestic weapon of destruction with the razor blades

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