>Hannah: Deploy paraphenalia in awkward places to make this totally fake Kaede scamper around.
Oh hey, look up there. On the top of your screen. There's a toolbar. You click one of the buttons on the toolbar, and a tab opens with a bunch of big items, and a 'Grist Counter', whatever the hell that is. Apparently you have 50 grist. But most of the items on here are free! You know from experience that the best time to take something is when it's on sale, so you grab the first thing you see. A 'Cruxtruder'. It pops up near Kaede's head, and you carefully place it in the middle of his room, crushing his cookies. He is flipping the fuck out like nobody's business.