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[myto_alkoreath]

>Girl: Be in the waking world.

[TribulatoryTerminator]

>Girl: Be in the waking world.

The girl is currently awake on Earth, but you cannot be her yet due to you being sleeping yet simultaneously awake Kaede!

Instead you use the less opted for command: >Kaede: Continue being yourself in the dreamworld to see what shit happens. Shit WILL be specified.

You continue to simply be Kaede, doing what you normally do, which just so happens to be sneaking into girl's rooms on magical shiny golden moons. You look around, and see a bunch of stuff on the walls. Like your phallus-tower-room, there are a bunch of posters, and strange writing on the wall. Hers says, in vivid red color: Flee 7he ligh7 plane7 and 12/12/12.

[Naristar]

cry

[myto_alkoreath]

>Narrator: Be more cooperative

>Shit: Happen

>Characters: Reveal all your names in a mixed up mash of letters

>Dungeons: Become stuck

>Derse: Be invading Prospit

>Myto: Stop making so many suggestions

That gave me an idea: Make more suggestions!

>Jack Noir: Be plotting

>Courtyard Droll: Do something dumb

>Mailwoman: Be worrying about the Parrot boy

>Kaede: Explore some more

>Kaede: Meet up with the wandering kid

>Kaede: Be a dream parrot

>Kaede: Be Diamonds Droog

>Kaede: Steal something from the sleeping girl's room

>Kaede: Fly to Skaia

>Kaede: Examine dreamcloud

>First Guardian: Elaborate on schemes

>AH: Inject yourself into the story somehow

>Lil' Cal: Show up mysteriously

>TT: Use ALL these suggestions

[TribulatoryTerminator]

>TT: Use ALL these suggestions

Will do, eventually. All except the ones that have to do with characters that won't be in the story.

>Shit: Happen
>Derse: Be invading Prospit


Good guess! You exit the girl's room through the window. The people down on the ground appear to be troubled about something. You fly lower down toward the ground and see that they are actually in a full-blown panic. It's a mosh pit of wriggling carapaces and limbs down there. Most of the Prospitians are looking down toward the gigantic chain connecting your moon to the planet. You follow there gaze, and see a terrifying sight: A massive, deep purple battleship is firing all of its weapons at Prospit!
There are some Prospitian ships preparing to fly off and fight back, but they aren't fast enough.
The Dersite (not that you know it yet) ship blasts the chain into shards. The impact of the blast hits the moon full force and knocks down several of the towers. You look up. One of the towers is falling in your direction!!!!!!!!

You rush to flee the tower, and in your hast accidentaly smash headlong into an adjacent building. You wake up.

[myto_alkoreath]

>Kaede: Examine broken everything

>Ambulance: Arrive

>Kaede: Don't be paralyzed

>Kaede: Give us cheesy warning about jumping out of windows

>Kaede: Get back home and back to your mailbox

>Kaede: Get Sburb

[myto_alkoreath]

>Kaede: Examine broken everything

>Ambulance: Arrive

>Kaede: Don't be paralyzed

>Kaede: Give us cheesy warning about jumping out of windows

>Kaede: Get back home and back to your mailbox

>Kaede: Get Sburb

[TribulatoryTerminator]

>Mailwoman: Be worrying about the Parrot boy
>Kaede: Examine broken everything
>Ambulance: Arrive
>Kaede: Don't be paralyzed

You wake up to a searing, horrifying agony in your legs and one arm. And... your eye. You look up to see that the mailwoman is lightly jabbing you with a stick to ascertain if you are okay. You mumble something incoherent in pain. She stops jabbing you, and says in a calming voice:

Don't worry, I called an ambulance.

She sits down next to you, caressing your forehead and calming you down. You manage to see through the haze of pain to your legs. They're definitely both broken, but all of a sudden the pain goes away. In your arm too. In fact, all feeling is gone.

Except your eye. That still hurts.

The ambulance pulls up after what seems like an eternity. The paramedics bandage up your legs and arm, and put you on a gurney. You have a feeling that you're freaking them out a bit, because you're laughing the entire time.

[myto_alkoreath]

>Story: Switch to someone who is being less creepy

[myto_alkoreath]

>People other than Myto: Suggest stuff!

[TribulatoryTerminator]

>Story: Switch to someone who is being less creepy

Ok, back to Bryce. Wonder what's going on with him?

You're sitting in front of your computer after a particularly annoying chat with Kaede. Since nobody else is on Pesterchum, you decide to go to check your own mailbox. But not by jumping through a window, that would be stupid. Instead, you use the stairs. You are now outside again. The odd, creepy breeze is still there, and the foreboding is stronger.

From far away, you hear a dull, sickening thud, that sounds vaguely like a person hitting the ground after a six-story fall. Meh, you don't think it's anybody you know. At least, you hope it's not anyone you know.

You open the mailbox, and- IT'S THERE! IT'S FINALLY THERE!

In the mailbox is an envelope, pure white. There's no indication of what might be in it, but you can just tell that it's what you've been waiting for!

You take the envelope, surprised at how much it weighs. You captchalogue it, and then immediately regret your decision. This will no doubt later be a cause for great hilarity at your expense. Fucking Ouija. Why did you decide to use this in the first place?

[myto_alkoreath]

>Spirits: Dump everything in his sylladex except the envelope on the floor

[TribulatoryTerminator]

>Spirits: Dump everything in his sylladex except the envelope on the floor

You go back upstairs and proceed into your bedroom. There you start emptying out your sylladex. Your CHEMISTRY FOR DUMBASSES is launched out the window and lands with a thud on the pavement, not unlike a person falling out of a window, which keeps popping into your head for some reason.

Chocolates are shooting out of your Sylladex, causing chaos around your room, several of them hit your lights, knocking two of them out. Your room is shrouded into semi-darkness. Your King of The Ring books are thrown out, two of them hitting you in the face. Your nose starts bleeding.

It looks like the cascade of flying objects has stopped, but suddenly your cell phone is launched straight in the air, stops at it's apex, and starts falling.

[vengeanceCreed]

> Snatch the phone out of the air, such that it overwrites the Envelope card and ejects the envelope. Hopefully not out the window, or into your eyeballs or furniture.

[TribulatoryTerminator]

> Snatch the phone out of the air, such that it overwrites the Envelope card and ejects the envelope. Hopefully not out the window, or into your eyeballs or furniture.

You dive for the phone, and manage to recaptchalogue it in the exact form where it ejects everything else in the sylladex into the air. You catch those, WITH YOUR HANDS and stop any further shenanigans from taking place, at least for the next couple seconds.

Oh. Looks like another one of your friends is pestering you.

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AH: You there, 2weetie?
BP: Yeah, I just g0t back. The game was in my mailb0x
AH: I don't really know about the game honey, it 2eem2 bad according to Tran2gaming. We'd be much better off playing Mind Madne22 or 2omething like that.
BP: Well, all the rest 0f us want t0 play, and we need y0u t0 have ten pe0ple. Y0u can't back 0ut n0w!
AH: Agh! You can't force me to play a 2hitty game, 2weetie! I live halfway acro22 the world!
BP: Fine, d0n't play. But y0u're being a dick!
AH: Okay, fine! I'll play the game! But only for you, Bryce!
BP: Uhhh... 0kay then. Thanks!
AH: Oh, 2hit, I have to go! I'll 2ee you in the medium, 2weetheart!

(Many thanks to SA for this heavily edited pesterlog)

[WhyPurpleWhy]

>AH: reveal how you know about a central part of a game you claim to know nothing about! you clearly know more about this game then you are admitting. What is at the centre of your web of lies, HRMM!?

[mysticCharlatan]

>AH: Surprise everyone by being a guy.

[myto_alkoreath]

I love that that command of mine made it in in a way

oh, and

>Story: Switch to AH

>Bryce: Examine internet medical news center

>Bryce: Freak Out

[TribulatoryTerminator]

>AH: Surprise everyone by being a guy.

>Story: Switch to AH

>AH: reveal how you know about a central part of a game you claim to know nothing about! you clearly know more about this game then you are admitting. What is at the centre of your web of lies, HRMM!?

A young man is standing in his... oh god. Is he... is that... oh god.

A young, uh... man is standing in his room. He just got off of a conversation with one of his friends. In it, he was 'forced' into playing a game. But he knows more about the game than he's letting on.

What is 'his' name?

[CthulhuZuzu]

> Tony (Tiffany) Brightvale.

[mysticCharlatan]

>Tracy Carol

[Wanko48]

==>destroy your computer

[myto_alkoreath]

Alex Hooper

[TribulatoryTerminator]

your name is ALEX HOOPER, but you really prefer ALICE.

Today, if everything goes well, you're going to play a game with all of your friends. You've been looking forward to it, but you also haven't. Oh, if you haven't mentioned it yet, you have SPLIT PERSONALITY and BIPOLAR DISORDERS. You have so much two stuff that you just decided to make it your number, so that's what you use when you're chatting.

You enjoy CROSS-DRESSING where appropriate, and as mentioned before, your drag name is ALICE. You're going to surprise your friends today, because none of them actually know that you're a guy. Except HL, you can tell her anything. She's like the BEST secret keeper ever. You have a feeling that she knew you were actually a boy before you told her though.

You like to do NAPKIN-FOLDING, TEA CEREMONIES, FLOWER-PRESSING, and other MAIDENLY THINGS. You can play the FLUTE, VIOLIN, BANJO, BASS, DRUMS, PIANO, TUBA, SAXOPHONE, UKULELE, HARMONICA, LUTE, HARP, LYRE, BONGOS, SPOONS, TAMBOURINE, GUITAR, and FIDDLE. You can also BEATBOX and SING. After many years of experimenting with your music, you've actually developed a soundtrack to your life that you always have playing in the background wherever you go. You can't stand it when there isn't any NOISE, so when it's off you resort to BEATBOXING, SINGING, HUMMING, and WHISTLING to yourself.

You can't wait to play the game, if only to finally be able to reveal the secrets you've been keeping about it. They've been tearing you up inside, wanting to tell people so bad. But you can't you're under strict rules from yourself, the other you, not to. He knows a lot more than you, because; while you've been asleep on Prospit all your life, he's been up and at it, figuring stuff out on Derse. But he only shares the stuff that you absolutely need to know with you. He's such a piss-off.

Oh, it looks like he want's to talk to you now, anyway.

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AH: What do you want?
AH: Ju2t wanted to warn you, don't forget today.
AH: You're 2o mean!! I'm not that 2tupid!! I won't forget!!
AH: You've managed to forget everything el2e I tell you, dumba22!! All that 2tuff about not refu2ing to play, and you ju2t threw it out the window into a ma22ive dump2ter full of forgotten 2tuff and 2hit.
AH: It'2 not my fault I didn't want to play, how would I want to when you told me what'2 going to happen!? You tell me horrible 2tuff from tho2e bea2t2, and then you expect me to ignore it and play a game that could very well end up blowing up everything!!
AH: Ye2 I do expect you to. You know why? Becau2e I'm better than you. The only rea2on I let you out i2 becau2e I need to re2t and think to my2elf. You complain 2oo fucking much if I turn of your 2hitty mu2ic. 2o I ju2t let you take over 2o I can retreat.
AH: You're 2oo mean!! I hate talking to you!! You a22hole!!
AH: I'm ju2t trying to protect u2. Tru2t me, if I didn't have to deal with you, I wouldn't.
AH: Agh!! I hate you!! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!! 2o I gue22 al2o fuck me!! fuck you, fuck me, fuck everybody!! You're a 2hithead!!

Ah! You can be such a pain sometimes, it's not even funny. You hate having to talk to yourself, but he knows so much that could be useful to you, that you often have to just to learn all of his spoilers.

[myto_alkoreath]

Story: Switch perspective again randomly. We still have a lot of characters to show off introduce!