I almost died laughing when re-reading the first post and seeing the bit that was crossed out.
Which was probably a bad thing since it's 3 am and I might wake people up.
Also, it's 3 am, why the heck am I on the MSPA forums at this hour???
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To Nacrene City
Well, barring casualities, here's our semi-permanent team of six. Woooo. It's not going to take much to fuck my shit up, but we'll see.
My god. It's like in every other game you hardly ever see your rival except to battle you. Now I can't fucking turn a corner without someone crying to me or forcing me to look at shit.
Interesting. Since I didn't know this was a thing, I'm just gonna rule right now that if my first encounter is two pokemon, I can catch either one (but not both). I'll add that to the rules.
Wait a minute. This? THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS WERE PRESSURING ME TO CATCH?! This is... no. Just no.
I've got a couple fists for you too!
I prefer playing in the bloated corpses of my enemies, so I'll pick home.
I'd like to know the thing that makes you shut up, and I'm sure nobody knows that.
So... FUCKING... RE-laxed.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
Now THERE is an interesting piece of info. Unfortunately, I have no fighting pokemon. Luckily, I have no ghost pokemon. Mainly I'm just gonna hope there aren't a shitload of random elements.
Alright let's see what you got.
PokeDrugs, PokeStimulants, PokeSteroids. WHY THE FUCK am I not surprised? This game is a writhing pit of crime and immorality and they are selling this to kids. What rating did this game get anyway? *Wikipedia* E?! We have underground drug warehouses, pedophile prostitution rings, and this game gets an E?! Wow.
OH GOD IT'S CHARLES MANSON.
Rule #1 of self-preservation: Never tell a crazy person they're wrong.
He then proceeds to attack me with his birds. Who horribly fail, by the way.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Mewthulhu Kanto wgah'nagl fhtagn
Wh-what? Right. Anyway. GYMZ!
The fuck is this place? Where's my GYMZ?
That's okay, really.
No, really, please stop. Please... just stop.
Oh. WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE? I swear to god, dragging me around your crap ass museum, showing me your dead dragonites.
Oh lemme guess: The Gym Leader is really you! Haha, how self-serving.
Ah. Close enough.
Alright. NOW let's get our gymz on. I'm probably horribly ill prepared so I'm gonna grind. But we can pretend I didn't do any of that.
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Nevermind I got it. I will maybe edit something into this post later to make it not so pointless.
Here, have a random video of me fighting a thing
Last edited by DecidedlyDevious; 01-05-2012 at 05:22 PM.
1) It got rated E for Extremely Inappropriate. Or Egregious Use of Mature Content. Or just for Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. It's likely one of those.
2) OH MY GOODNESS HOW DID YOU BEAT N IN ONE GO HE IS A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE EVIL PERSON TO DEFEAT AND YOU DID IT WITHOUT ANYONE BEING KILLED WHAT IN THE WHAT???
Really? He was pretty dang easy to me...
Wow, a Drilbur. Those things are one of the strongest pokemon you can have on your team if you keep it from getting KO'd early. Unfortunately, until it's evo, it'll get defeated easily. Normally just annoying, horribly deadly for a nuzlocke
I got Rock Smash I think it will be enough.
I'm just going to jump on the bandwagon and request you name a Litwick after me, if you can get it.
I think grinding is the order of the day here.
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If I recall correctly, Lenora's pokemon are levels 18-21?
SHIT that was close.
Shut up I'm attached to the cat okay ;_;
e: And then we had our first casualty. A mini update on that in a minute.
Last edited by DecidedlyDevious; 01-05-2012 at 10:33 PM.
FIRST CASUALTY OH BOY
I SECRETLY HOPE IT WAS DRILLGORG