Pokemon Black Blind Nuzlocke Challenge

[ArmsAreLoud]

I find that Blitzle, while having power, has low HP and gets killed very easily. You're going to have to watch out for that.

There's also the whole "Being blatantly inferior to Emolga" thing.

Then again he is going to have a really friggin hard time catching an Emolga.

[GenetiXientist]

There's also the whole "drop this thing for a Joltik ASAP because joltik are the cutest fucking things." Reuniclus is also adorable though; too bad we won't be seeing him around

[DecidedlyDevious]

>Checks first post
>Notices that "Crazy-8 the Drillbur" is on there
>Wonders.

:O

Crazy-8 submitted his name for Pokemon Nicknaming a while ago guys. Bros before hos, as they say (yes I'm equating your suggestions with indecent women).

[JordanTH]

I almost died laughing when re-reading the first post and seeing the bit that was crossed out.

Which was probably a bad thing since it's 3 am and I might wake people up.

Also, it's 3 am, why the heck am I on the MSPA forums at this hour???

[DecidedlyDevious]

To Nacrene City



Well, barring casualities, here's our semi-permanent team of six. Woooo. It's not going to take much to fuck my shit up, but we'll see.



My god. It's like in every other game you hardly ever see your rival except to battle you. Now I can't fucking turn a corner without someone crying to me or forcing me to look at shit.



Interesting. Since I didn't know this was a thing, I'm just gonna rule right now that if my first encounter is two pokemon, I can catch either one (but not both). I'll add that to the rules.



Wait a minute. This? THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS WERE PRESSURING ME TO CATCH?! This is... no. Just no.



I've got a couple fists for you too!



I prefer playing in the bloated corpses of my enemies, so I'll pick home.




I'd like to know the thing that makes you shut up, and I'm sure nobody knows that.



So... FUCKING... RE-laxed.



GOD FUCK



NO SHIT SHERLOCK.



Now THERE is an interesting piece of info. Unfortunately, I have no fighting pokemon. Luckily, I have no ghost pokemon. Mainly I'm just gonna hope there aren't a shitload of random elements.



Alright let's see what you got.



PokeDrugs, PokeStimulants, PokeSteroids. WHY THE FUCK am I not surprised? This game is a writhing pit of crime and immorality and they are selling this to kids. What rating did this game get anyway? *Wikipedia* E?! We have underground drug warehouses, pedophile prostitution rings, and this game gets an E?! Wow.



GYMZ



OH GOD IT'S CHARLES MANSON.



Rule #1 of self-preservation: Never tell a crazy person they're wrong.



He then proceeds to attack me with his birds. Who horribly fail, by the way.



Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Mewthulhu Kanto wgah'nagl fhtagn



Wh-what? Right. Anyway. GYMZ!



The fuck is this place? Where's my GYMZ?



That's okay, really.



No, really, please stop. Please... just stop.



Oh. WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE? I swear to god, dragging me around your crap ass museum, showing me your dead dragonites.



Oh lemme guess: The Gym Leader is really you! Haha, how self-serving.



Ah. Close enough.



Alright. NOW let's get our gymz on. I'm probably horribly ill prepared so I'm gonna grind. But we can pretend I didn't do any of that.

[DecidedlyDevious]

Nevermind I got it. I will maybe edit something into this post later to make it not so pointless.

Here, have a random video of me fighting a thing

[Kíeros]

1) It got rated E for Extremely Inappropriate. Or Egregious Use of Mature Content. Or just for Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. It's likely one of those.

2) OH MY GOODNESS HOW DID YOU BEAT N IN ONE GO HE IS A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE EVIL PERSON TO DEFEAT AND YOU DID IT WITHOUT ANYONE BEING KILLED WHAT IN THE WHAT???

[DecidedlyDevious]

Really? He was pretty dang easy to me...

[Drillgorg]

> Sasalas: Kick ass and take names.

[Reako]

Wow, a Drilbur. Those things are one of the strongest pokemon you can have on your team if you keep it from getting KO'd early. Unfortunately, until it's evo, it'll get defeated easily. Normally just annoying, horribly deadly for a nuzlocke

[Crazy-8]

There are fighting pokemon right near there if you wanna try and catch one. its that or a lame water type which you don't need since you have panpour

[Bamoehn]

There are fighting pokemon right near there if you wanna try and catch one. its that or a lame water type which you don't need since you have panpour

I would have said that but then I remembered he has six party members
so yeah

[GenetiXientist]

He can kill off expendable or something

[DecidedlyDevious]

I got Rock Smash I think it will be enough.

[Tren]

I'm just going to jump on the bandwagon and request you name a Litwick after me, if you can get it.

[GenetiXientist]

PFFFFFFFFFFT DD.

You need to grind for a while.

[JordanTH]

I think grinding is the order of the day here.

[Hanky Panky]

If I recall correctly, Lenora's pokemon are levels 18-21?

[DecidedlyDevious]

Ho

ly

SHIT that was close.

[Drillgorg]

Oh man hang in there Meowser, we definitely don't want you to get offed for a better pokemon!!

[ArmsAreLoud]

I know right? It's not like there aren't a shit load of other dark types in this game.

[DecidedlyDevious]

Shut up I'm attached to the cat okay ;_;

e: And then we had our first casualty. A mini update on that in a minute.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Just wait until you meet Sandile.

That moxious son of a bitch is the greatest thing.

[Drillgorg]

Oh noooooo! Please let it have been Expendable or Meowser!

[Dentrala]

FIRST CASUALTY OH BOY


I SECRETLY HOPE IT WAS DRILLGORG