Homestuckology: The Words Homestuck Created/Ruined

[Solaira]

Request for Windy Thing plz

[Ranter]

Highfive (v.)- A euphemism.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Fist Bunps - (n.) A complex ritual preformed by followers of the cult of "Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff," that involves the touching of fists, among other obscure gestures.

[Unclever title]

Request for Windy Thing plz

Windy Thing (n) - Wind produced unnaturally, specifically unnatural wind produced by those able to control the BREEZE.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Windy Thing (n) - Wind produced unnaturally, specifically unnatural wind produced by those able to control the BREEZE.

Similar, but unrelated to the Lifey Thing.

[JordanTH]

Requesting definition for "Íæûë€Å".

[Specs112]

Requesting definition for "Íæûë€Å".

Íæûë€Å (noun) - a derogatory term referring to a person of the Íæûë race.

[That Didn't Stop]

How in the name of CRAP hasn't this one been mentioned?

Grimdark: [grim-dahrk] adj. Foreboding, horribleterrible, and basically off the deep end in every way. See also: broodfester, bloodeldritch

Also...

Douchebag: [/ˈduːʃˌbæɡ/] noun. An American singer and actor. Crosby's trademark bass-baritone voice made him one of the best-selling recording artists of the 20th century, with over half a billion records in circulation.

Miracles: [mir-uh-kuhlz] plural noun. WhAtEvEr YoUr HeArT iS aLl AbOuT tO bE gEtTiN iT's MoThErFuCkIn WoNdEr On FoR, mOtHeRfUcKeR!

[onFyre]

Squiddle (n): An eldritch abomination, spec. one depicted in a cutesy, nonthreatening or low-powered manner.

[insufferable-extradinner]

"Hey I've got to go ship some boxes today."
"With?"
"Ummm, stamps?"
"That's an odd combination, but I guess that relationship could work."

Oh my god I make this connection all the time when my family ships things through the mail.

[Optomnist]

I learned my favorite word on there... Serendipitous.

[metaphysics]

Frog- see universe

[Maltor Drey]

Transportaliser (n.) Device used for appearifying/disappearifying people.

Sprite (n.) Glowing round thing used to resurrect dead pets/family members.

Medium (n.) Area in paradox-space where Skaia exists.

P-space (n.) see paradox-space.

[ImperatorMortis]

Sarswapagus is just an awesome word. The way it rolls off the tongue.

Also whenever I hear/see the word "cancer" I always think of Karkat now. This is both a good, and bad thing.

[Krubby]

Stairs (n.)- Scourge of humanity.

fixed.

[metaphysics]

Bucket: a word that which, when shouted out loud in a crowded public area, will assist you in finding out who the Homestuck fans are. They are the people who crack up laughing and/or blush heavily upon the utterance of the highly inappropriate term.

[Krubby]

transportalized: lame way of saying the amazingly rad word, teleportaled.

[Maltor Drey]

BLUH!: (interjection) Exclamation of displeasure usually given upon tasting something extremely unpleasant, especially if expected to be otherwise.

[Maltor Drey]

Refrigerator (n). a wacky variation on the much more common household item, the REFRIGIFYIFICATOR.

[sxizzor]

strife: a physical altercation, typically between a kid and their guardian

[metaphysics]

BLUH!: (interjection) Exclamation of displeasure usually given upon tasting something extremely unpleasant, especially if expected to be otherwise.

Bluh bluh huge bitch: An acceptable insult

[invisibleTerrarium]

Bucket: (n) A highly offensive phrase of indeterminate origin, traditionally a form of containment receptacle, but which in recent times has been used for positively filthy activities by members of an alien race known as Trolls. (Plural: Buckets)

Trollsexquestion: (n) The worst type of question. (Plural: Trollsexquestions)

Horrorterror: (n) tangle...bud..dies.....tangle buddies..... (Plural: Horrorterrors)

English:
1.) (adj) Someone from England.
2.) (n) A term that refers to a ball's topspin.
3.) (proper n) Evil incarnate.

[marshvegas]

Think pan: see brain.

Irony: see Strider

Wind: see John Egbert

Time: Something that Dave Strider and all trolls screw around with

[ASBusinessMagnet]

Psycheout - n. in storytelling, a sudden and disruptive change in point of view and/or genre, typically employed with the medium blanking out and only showing the word "PSYCHE". Warrants a posthumous Pulitzer award.

[moonyLunacy]

Homestuck ruined the word "shipping" for me. Whenever someone talks about shipping something, I think of pairing someone up with someone else. :U

Moirail- Best friend who keeps one from murdering the shit out of everybody

Lumpsquirt- ????????????????????? (This thread needs more Karkat words.)

Rumble spheres- see definition of breasts

Horrorterror- a Lovecraftian beast that resides in the Furthest Ring

Furthest Ring- A seemingly endless black void that contains all universes and incipispheres

Dreambubble- The afterlife

Dream self- A copy of one's body that may be used for ascension to godhood or as an extra life