Stanley Palizzo and The Big Score - GAME OVER - Flight of the Campaign Bus

[Sinjin]

I need to learn how to stop derping so... Mind if i join in?

[Potato Panic]

I've never played a mafia game and I'm probably going to derp up horribly at some point, but I'll give it a shot? (Apologies in advance to whoever gets me as mentee )

[MaskedClaus]

I'll go out of this game to let a place for a less experimented player. There's more than 12 person who want to play who really are newbie to mafia.

[Paranoia]

Alright I think we are full on Players.

Also a sneak announcement: only 10 mentors are even necessary..

Final Player List:


1. Sinjin
2. Comiturtle
3. Gnauga
4. Squeakith
5. Potato Panic
6. Kaynato
7. MathGirl277
8. Elandiro
9. salaciousAntihero
10. Anacreon
11. Namboto
12. amymist

[Solaris]

COME ON ONE MORE MENTOR AND THIS THING STARTS
WHO WANTS TO BE THE LUCKY PERSON TO JOIN IN ON MY BYZANTINE CONSTERNATION OF FLAVOR
COME NOW, THE CIRCUS OF INSANITY TAKES ALL, THE ONLY FEE IS YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUL a single post in this thread

come ooooooooooooooooon
i really want to post the flavah

[DecidedlyDevious]

I can be a mentor instead, I guess. I at least know the basics.

[seastormjt]

I've never played online mafia, but I'm in!

[MathGirl277]

And I'm out to make room for Seastorm.

[Solaris]

It was just another normal day in good, old, Fogam, a nice quaint little town, full of everything someone needs... Except love.

For years now, the many residents of Fogam have all thought themselves completely and utterly incompatible with each other. Fathers have flipped out over their daughters reluctance to pick any of the men in the entire town. As a result, the savvy and downtrodden males have up and left, to search for love elsewhere. However, due to quite a few things, such as horribly oppressive laws, overtly protective fathers, and gypsy curses, none of the women are allowed to, or even can, leave the town and find love on their end.

Which is why love came to them.

One day, a a car drove in to the town of Fogam, this isn't abnormal, but this car was different. Inside the vehicle was the world-renowned super star, Samuel Aris, on a road trip to get over a broken heart. He was greeted by the entire town, each acting incredibly nice and inviting. Yes, with time he found the idea of life in Fogam as something almost magically great. As the days passed and he was preparing to go, he looked at the poor, miserable women of the town, and wished to repay their hospitality by inviting one of them, as he had only a two-seater car, on a date. The thirteen women of the town were gathered up under their fathers' watchful eyes and the game was afoot.

The original plan was to just test their luck, draw stars, rock-paper-sissors tournament, but none of the fathers wanted pure chance to interfere with what they only saw as a way to send of their daughter with a super star.

As a result, the... solution to the conundrum of "who get's to go" was to be decided by a game of Bachelor. Each day the girls would compete in various oddball tasks and one of them would be eliminated. Rinse and repeat until only one was left and she would go with Samuel Aris on a once-in-a-lifetime chance to get out of this dingy town.

However, unbeknownst to them, someones (or to be more direct, someones' fathers) wanted to make sure that it was their daughter who would go home with the prize...

[imperviousScofflaw]

Ahahaha that is badass flavor, Solly

[Mirdini]

solaris stop forcing us to date your self-inserts

gaaaawd

[Solaris]

solaris stop forcing us to date your self-inserts

gaaaawd

I have no idea what you are talking about, the world-renowned super star, Samuel Aris is a completely new and independent character who has nothing at all to do with me. Any likeness to me, my name, or any themes I present myself with are completely coincidental.

[anacreon]

solaris stop forcing us to date your self-inserts

gaaaawd

I loled so hard to this and at myself for not noticing that.

[imperviousScofflaw]

At least his name isn't Saul?


But oh man I want links to the role pms when this is over, I wanna meet Solly's mystery dates

[Solaris]

everyone should have a role pm and quick topic now

[Paranoia]

DAY 1
The thirteen talented women, with their fathers close behind, each stood at the town square, prepared to compete and perform in a multitude of events, the loser of each being the lucky gal who would get to go on an epic adventure with the mysterious man who had just visited the town.

However, just as they were preparing for the first event, a good old game of limbo, there was a scream! It was of one of the fathers, terrified at what had happened to his daughter.

The poor girl, Wendy Thins, had gotten a splinter! She was in absolutely no shape to limbo with such an injury and would have to be left out of each of the future events.

The girls looked at each other very contemplatively, while the fathers eyed each other angrily. Wendy's father, Sloan was lamenting his daughters accident.

Samuel came closer to Wendy's and examined her splinter more closely.

"Hmmm. Mr. Thins, I am afraid that this was not an accident. I can tell from the fortitude of the splinter that this was no accident, it was planted. There is a case of sabotage. I think we may have to cancel these games."

"Ridiculous!"
"Utter bullshit!"
"NEVER!"

Each of the remaining fathers were very clear on their opposition to the cancellation of the contest, and presumably the chance to send their daughter off of the gypsy cursed town.

Without an alternative, it was decided that a change up would happen in the scheme of the games, rather than eliminate whoever did the worse, the girls, under the ever watchful eyes of their fathers, would decide who they suspected of being a saboteur and remove them from the contest. While some fathers initially argued that they would just remove whoever was doing the best, the residents of Fogam agreed that they were much better than to stoop to such tactics.

And so, without further ado, the games begun.


Livelist
1. Sinjin
2. Comiturtle
3. Gnauga
4. Squeakith
5. Potato Panic
6. Kaynato
7. seastormjt
8. Elandiro
9. salaciousAntihero
10. Anacreon
11. Namboto
12. amymist

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Deadline is Thursday the 26th at 10 PM CST. please confirm in topic.

[MathGirl277]

Wait, I thought that seastormjt was taking my place. I actually want her to take my place. Seeing as I haven't received any role or anything, just send it to her.

[Paranoia]

she did. that mistake is now corrected.

[anacreon]

Vote Potato panic because i dont like potatoes

[anacreon]

also that is my confirm

[ComiTurtle]

Vote: Kaynato as he godmods (And shot me out of an antimater cannon, but that is beside the point.)

[Kaynato]

Really, Turtle? That (RVS vote) but I mean that's just plain dang farfetched. That happened nowhere here! And the godmodding was rather anti-godmodding because, well, I felt the need to take justice into my own hands.

RVS, RVS. What RVS.

[Sinjin]

If you think Kayanato is a godmodder you should have seen me in my internizzle past. Anyway Vote: ComiTurtle before i go back to school work.

[Sinjin]

Also fitting typo on my side since apparently we are all women in this mafia.

[Gnauga]

Confirmin'