Re: The Decline in Quality of Today's Animation (Re: This Cartoon is SHIT)
Originally Posted by Anonymoose
I'm pretty sure that the decline of animation was also due to producers being all like:
wait shit guys
what if
what if we like
made
millions of live action shows
that no one cares about
but will cut costs for animators and all that jazz
and make the animation industry less strong
and put little to no effort in making our actual animated shows have comedy
yeah
that sounds
PERFECT
I guess I ought to help resurrect this thread.
Some problems with this theory:
1. Nickelodeon has been using live action programming since Nick at Nite started in 198-fucking-5. Worked pretty okay for them.
2. Disney Channel's main focus has been live-action shows since 2002 or so.
The only channel to start making live action shows recently was Cartoon Network, and most of them tanked. However, CN has probably the strongest cartoon line-up on TV right now.
Adventure Time
Regular Show
Young Justice
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Thundercats
Green Lantern: The Animated Series
All of those shows are either ratings juggernauts or shows that would be considered excellent cartoons even during the Renaissance. Cartoon Network still blows most of their money on expensive, high-profile cartoons. The live action stuff is mostly filler (like Hole in the Wall or Dude, What Would Happen?)
You're likely thinking of that Level Up abomination, but that's CN's last live-action hoorah. They debuted it shortly before the Green Lantern show, which is a smart cartoon with great voice-acting, fast-paced action, and an instantly interesting group of villains to explore.
Live action programming accounts for the weaknesses of one channel, and that would be the channel making pretty much every show you're currently watching (which won't be true in a few weeks because Korraaaaaaaaa,) if any at all. I don't think it's the main problem here, is what I'm saying.
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Re: The Decline in Quality of Today's Animation (Re: This Cartoon is SHIT)
/AndIshouldgivethoseshowsaspin
But yeah, I think you may be onto something here. That and the most effective point I've seen in this thread has been along the lines of 'Cartoons aren't much better or worse today compared to the past, take a look at the stuff that's out there and find what you love'.
By the way, apparently 'Cartoon Network is coming to Canada' or something like that, based on what my TV tells me. I'm pretty sure I saw some interesting shows in the clips they flashed during the commercial (including ones for a certain 'Tartavosky(?) Giant Robot' show that I'd love to watch [yay!]), so this could be interesting.
I have also seen some episodes of Young Justice, and I agree with you that it is one of the better shows out there. Not 'over-the-top spectacular', mind you, but its really 'solid' on a number of fronts. It also gets points for the episode where Red Tornado's 'family' broke into our heroes base; that episode created the kind of 'holy shit they could all die here' feeling that you rarely get outside of some season finales in animation...
Edit - By the way, guess who discovered Korra recently?
Fucking great cartoon, in my view. There is so much to love with animation nowadays, you know?
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Re: Level Up: Because apparently it was a good idea. (re: not)
Originally Posted by Moldova in Eurovision 2011
Episodes of TV shows that take place inside of video games always annoyed me because video games are not like that. They don't only have 3 levels, that's like, fucking short.
not reading the rest of the thread, don't care right now
all i care about is telling you to play comix zone
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
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Re: The Decline in Quality of Today's Animation (Re: This Cartoon is SHIT)
Fucking video isn't available in my country.
I saw 'classic cartoons' and 'cartoon network'. Does this mean that old favourites are coming back?
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She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Re: The Decline in Quality of Today's Animation (Re: This Cartoon is SHIT)
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Fucking video isn't available in my country.
I saw 'classic cartoons' and 'cartoon network'. Does this mean that old favourites are coming back?
Sort of. It means Cartoon Network's new Friday Night Block (which will include, according to the ad, Chowder, Flapjack, Powerpuff Girls (!!!), Dexter's Lab (!!!!!!!!!), and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends,) will be hosted by Brak and Zorak of The Brak Show.
That's the good news.
The bad news is, judging from its absence from Cartoon Network's recent press releases, Thundercats 2011 will be canceled once the second season wraps up. It will be missed, and I recommend it highly. Get in while the getting's good and all that.
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Oh, I remember PPG and Dexter's Lab. Those were fucking awesome cartoons.
Such as the PPG episode where Mojo Jojo abused the protection he got from a bunch of animal rights activists to go on a crime spree. That shit was awesome.
That was fun.
Also, maybe I could give the Brak show a shot.
Also, they may be offering Cartoon Network in my country soon?
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Re: The Decline in Quality of Today's Animation (Re: This Cartoon is SHIT)
Originally Posted by Quirk
Do mine eyes lie? No?
Indeed.
OMG, it is like happening all over again.... I remember before Toonami it was all about Cartoon Planet, hopefully in another 2 years they'll bring back the Absolution and weekday action animations
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OKAY OKAY OKAY!
So I've been having the greatest day ever so far, just did a lot of studying, did some writing, watched a bunch of animation that I enjoy, and I decided to take another look around for Sym-Bionic Titan online.
Well guess what?
I just found the first episode of the sucker. Day keeps getting better and better!
So, I normally only do 'first impression' runs for new episodes of the Pony Show, but since I promised Alex I'd do this (and still feel obligation in that regard) and because I figure this could be good advertisement if I enjoy it, I'm going to record my thoughts as I watch the episode.
Hopefully writing this down won't be too distracting. LET'S DO THIS, MO-FO!!!
That is some nice 3-D right there. Is this the opening?
That was the opening.
Space, the final frontear.
Holy shit, a spaceship.
I am already loving this art style. Already already already.
And the first thing our hero does is check for danger.
I love the British motif on the guy.
Hi Tara Strong.
Princess isn't impressed.
This is a fairly good way to establish a backstory.
...Past? This guy may turn out to have an interesting backstory.
That is a helicopter. The army is coming to find you because that's what they do to aliens.
Oh wow, suddenly the entire fucking army shows up!
That is a fucking awesome robot.
Oh my God, so many explosions.
Wow, they actually set the mood very well.
Princess don't need protection, right?
So Mutrati aren't humanoid?
That guy is going to have the worst case of PSTD after this.
...Some of the terminology can be a little cheesy, and sometimes the facial expressions make me laugh unintentionally, but so far this has just been so many times of awesome.
...Why did I pause this thing?
Wow...he became a lot less violent when he figured out who his enemy was. That's pretty cool, makes sense.
That guy means business. Best army general, I guess.
I bet Soloman is the main villian of this show.
Or one of them, at least.
I want to know more about what the fuck is happening here, but I probably will need to wait.
That guy gives off some creepy vibes.
I get the feeling that I'm going to love these guy's interactions.
...That's kind of grim, isn't it? He used dead in a kid's show.
And the artificial intelligence program is the voice of reason/the tactful one.
I love the view of the city at night, and so does she.
GO TO THE CITY! VISIT THE LIBRARY! USE THE INTERNET!
XD
That didn't work out so well. UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR!
The robot discovers the internet, right?
XD
XD
I'm sorry, but the out of nowhere Digrassi High Parody was just too much.
I'M ILLITERATE!
The show's male lead had a reasonable reaction to that.
So that's a Mutrati.
And their planet is dead and vaguely gothic.
This is sort of grim for a kid's show, right?
I bet that guy's also a main villian, right?
There is a history between those two, right.
What did you do, King? What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
....So he's like space Napoleon. /nohe'snot
This is getting tense. I think Body/Heart/Mind will be an important motif in this show.
Badass can read minds. Sweet.
I love how serious this guy is. He isn't here to fuck around and I can respect that.
And now it's time for the appearance of today's MONSTER OF THE WEEK!
That is not very conspicuous of you, Princess.
I still love how the robot looks like a stereotypical nerd.
Our main protagonist is a hilarious asshole and I love that.
And then this became a Sociology/Anthropology course with High School.
Remember kids - Cheerleaders are dangerous.
Newton has the right idea here.
Also, our hero is no named 'Lance'. Sweet.
I love the dual 'what' here.
And then Lance gained automatic cred with the female population.
Newton is already my favourite character on this show...or at least one of them.
HEY! DO NOT INSULT THE IDEALISTIC PRINCESS, OKAY?!
Doofus.
So many doofuses.
That general is about to have a horrible day, isn't he?
Already, they are facing problems with their social lives.
God, that looks weird. What weird food.
Confrontation with the jocks in 3...2...1...
I bet he's going to beat the shit out of all of them - especially gravel-voice man.
And then he beat the shit out of all of them.
And I mean that.
It as painful to watch, I guess.
And here comes the monster!
BREAKING NEWS, FUCKASS!
Holy Shit, that is a living fire monster.
I agree, general.
Illiana is the motivator? Wow!
Lance has the right idea here, right?
Well, can the Earth defend itself?
GO PRINCESS GO!
I don't think lasers can hurt fire, right?
No it can't.
The action sequences are pretty nice here.
AND THEN LANCE SHOWED UP WITH HIS AWESOME 'BRITANNIA' ROBOT!
...for Britannia will be my personal nickname for that robot.
And all this exposition is done in the most awesome manner ever.
Holy shit, that is a ton of money in damages now, right?
That is a glorious splash effect...
Did they kill it?
Oh hey, it has a second form...
That was useful.
Oh yes.
Yes.
Hell Yes.
HELL FUCKING YES!!!!
And then they got the fuck out of there...smart secret agent dudes, right?
And then the other guys got the fuck out of there.
Heart/Body/Mind - yep, that's the motif for this show.
And that...was fucking...awesome.
The most important part of any show is the first episode, just as beginnings are the most important part of any story. If done poorly, a first episode can chase off potential viewers and create a negative impression of a potentially good show. If done well, it can give a sense of what is to come and make the viewer want to watch more episodes just to find out what happens next.
This first episode, while having instances of 'cheesiness' for me, was also completely fucking awesome and excelled in terms of telling me who the characters are, giving me a very clear idea of their personalities and framing this with a ton of action and suspense. I have a strong desire to see where this show will go next and am now completely convinced that it's bullshit cancellation was somehow criminal. I would exchange the success of many of my other favourite shows just to alter reality so that this show went through to it's completion.
So this could be a keeper (and this is where my silliness begins...); WHAT DOES THE JURY THINK?!?!
I, THE GREAT DIO-SAMA, AM THOROUGHLY IMPRESSED BY THIS SHOW! This is the type of programming that I can enjoy when I am not trying to destroy the Joestars! WWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYY!!!!
Two Words - Un-ironically Awesome.
You know, I could get into this show. I liked the characters and the relationship between Illana and Lance, and I loved the action sequences. It pretty much hit all the right notes with me.
I totally agree! This isn't like that stupid girly pony show! This is undeniably, unmistakably awesome!
Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't really paying attention to the show.
...Do you mind if I take a look at your insides, Triangle Man?
OKAY!
So we have four 'yays!' and one vaguely threatening non-sequitur. Between my experience and these (silly-sketch formatted) judgments, I say that...
THIS SHOW IS A KEEPER!!!
Thank you for pointing me to this, Alex! And let's hope that the rest of the show is as awesome as it's pilot, okay?!
...And now it's time for some Black Lagoon...
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Re: The Decline in Quality of Today's Animation (Re: This Cartoon is SHIT)
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
So wait, if all the good shows are going to be on Friday Night Block what's going to happen to Boomerang?
Nothing? Boomerang is 24/7 cartoons that have stopped having new episodes made. This new block will be three hours of distilled Boomerang, more or less...probably to increase interest in DVD sales. A lot of those old shows never really got a true DVD. Matter of fact, Dexter's Lab (a show Cartoon Network fucking built itself around) only got one about a year ago.
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Seriously? I'd have thought they'd have gotten around to Dexter's Lab sooner. Think it was a budgetary thing?
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Re: The Decline in Quality of Today's Animation (Re: This Cartoon is SHIT)
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Seriously? I'd have thought they'd have gotten around to Dexter's Lab sooner. Think it was a budgetary thing?
A licensing issue, probably. I don't even purport to understand that sort of thing, but when you throw in all those different people who think they own the property (Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, Genndy Tartakovsky,) there's bound to be some legal brutality.
As a side-note, for an April's Fools day prank, Adult Swim did this.
I really don't think there's anything I can say or do to make this more sublime. That same youtube channel has all the other videos, too.
Re: The Decline in Quality of Today's Animation (Re: This Cartoon is SHIT)
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Someone else who recognizes Neuro? Fuck yes.
And yes, Sym-Biotic Titan is awesome. I watched through it over the summer and iit did not disappoint. The one thing I have to say though, is that Cartoon Network ended it before it was over, so expect a lot of loose ends to never get tied up. Not the show's fault, just shitty higher ups being shitty.
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Re: The Decline in Quality of Today's Animation (Re: This Cartoon is SHIT)
@ Alex - That makes sense, I guess.
And I wonder what Tartakovsky is up to nowadays...
@ Gzar - Hey, you're the third/fourth person I know who has read that series! Awesome!
And yeah, the whole point of that crazy-ass post was to communicated how amazing I find this series to be. Tartakovsky did a great job on this series and it's early cancellation is still a bullshit injustice that would be rectified in a just world.
I look forward to watching episode 2 and the rest of the series.
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Re: The Decline in Quality of Today's Animation (Re: This Cartoon is SHIT)
Originally Posted by myu2k2
OMG, it is like happening all over again.... I remember before Toonami it was all about Cartoon Planet, hopefully in another 2 years they'll bring back the Absolution and weekday action animations
Re: The Decline in Quality of Today's Animation (Re: This Cartoon is SHIT)
You think they just slightly modified the old clips, but then things start getting confusing.
Originally Posted by beastman309
We were reading The Giver in my children's literature class, and by the end of the unit I convinced everyone there (including the teacher), that they had eliminated the need to poop.
Originally Posted by weirdguy
Originally Posted by Ixelrod
So anyone else bugged by how John's Wind sign looks like toothpaste?
Guy's like the...fresh heir of breath mints.
(god do you know how long it took me to come up with that)