Starting today, you will be moving in with an unspecified relative in Inaba.
But first, let's give you a name, shall we?
What's your name, kid?
Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You will be moving in with a cohort of the family, EQUIS ZAHHAK, who you will be living with for a year.
As you get off of the train, you are greeted by a harsh grunt.
A strongly-built Troll wearing a black button-up shirt and dark blue tie seems to be the source of the grunt. He greets you neutrally, and introduces himself. There is a smaller girl behind him.
Without warning, the girl pops out from behind him and introduces herself as NEPETA LEIJON, Equis' moirail. Her sugary disposition, combined with her Olive Green trenchcoat and the blue cat-faced hat on her head makes you feel slightly ill.
But you've been quiet for long enough. Time to inform these people of who you are.
Vriska Be a fan of troll-kamen rider. Quote Fourze.
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You attempt to recall enough of that show to make a good enough quote, but you fail for some mysterious reason. You instead belt out an infamous line from one of the animes written by the same dude.
Vriska: "Who the hell do you think I am?!"
Considering that everyone present knows who you are, this proves to be marginally embarrassing on your part. Fortunately, nobody seemed to care except you.
Your Courage has increased slightly.
>Any kamen rider qoutes? If you can't remember any, try one of the translations for Fourzes catchfraze:
"Space is AWSOME!!!"
"Space POWER!!!"
"It's SPACE TIME!!!"
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You would attempt to make another quote, but unfortunately it's time to move this plot along.
You drive down the road in Equis' car and eventually come to a gas station. Nepeta exits for the bathroom. Equis informs the Gas Station attendant to fill the tank with regular, and walks off to do...something. You step out of the car because you're too cool to sit in it while gas is being pumped.
>Say "Yo" to gas attendent, Fourze style. God you love that show.
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>"You remind me of a friend of mine..."
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You would say this, but this dude doesn't actually remind you of anyone in the slightest. You've never met anyone this rude. Ever. And you probably haven't met him in any other universes, either. I mean, really. What do you think this is? Some kind of AU forum game that takes characters from a comic and inserts them into a moderately popular JRPG? That would be dumb. Very dumb.
You instead utilize your newly-increased Courage to stand your ground. The dude realizes that he just chewed out a customer, and immediately changes his disposition slightly.
Attendant: "OH GOG SORRY. HERE, LET ME OFFER YOU A COMPLETELY APOLOGETIC HANDSHAKE. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU SCREW UP, RIGHT?"
The Attendant shakes your hand. Your Spider Senses are tingling. Or they would be if you had any.
Attendant: "RIGHT. WELCOME TO TOWN, OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. IT'S PRETTY DAMN BORING HERE. NOT LIKE THE CITY. I MEAN, MOST KIDS JUST GET JOBS OR HANG AROUND LIKE LAZY-ASSES. I THINK WE'RE HIRING OR SOMETHING, SO YOU COULD EVEN GET A JOB HERE."
The Attendant realizes that he still has work to do, and returns to it. Nepeta returns from the bathroom. Geez, the sheer presence of her makes you sick to your stomach.
Nepeta indicates that you look ill. You have a headache, so you only manage to catch about half of the actual words, including the phrase "Clawsick"...you think? It's hard to tell with the way this troll is talking. It's like she thinks she's a damn cat.
"That's it, you and me will be buds!" you should say in your head. seriously, befriending nepeta would be a PERFECT example of what Fourze would do!"
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PREPARING UPLOAD OF TROLL-KAMED RIDER INTIO BRAIN ON 3, 2, 1... BEGGINING UPLOAD.
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>Vriska: Dream about strange things which will most certainly not foreshadow anything at all.
>Vriska: Punch Nepeta in the snout to establish superiority
(( I was spectating until this point in time. ))
You dream of a fog-creature-thing in a world with absurd amounts of fog. Fog. Foggy-fog-fog. FOOOOOOOOG. There are clearly no motifs going on here. Nosiree.
Nonexistent Motifs aside, the creature-thing-being starts talking to you. The words it says about reaching out to grab the truth will likely have no actual meaning ever. Such is life.
You wake up in a bedroom at Equis' house. Or at least that's where you think you are. Unfortunately, due to the inexistent fog motif, you don't remember anything about the dream.
>Vriska: Tell everyone in walking distance about your dream. But forget what it was about shortly after approaching someone and saying you had a crazy dream just now.
>Rikushadow: Watch Kamen Rider
>RS5: Realize that you forgot to post the rest of that segment and get on with it already.
Equis calls you down for dinner. Tonight's dinner is fish. There is a TV on in the corner of the living room, which Nepeta is watching intently.
TV: "There was a scandal involving Clerk Jack Noir and his affair with a local reporter. Due to Ms. Snowman's involvement in this affair, she will be withdrawn from appearances on television for some time."
The weather comes on.
TV: "Tonight there will be rain, and a thick fog is expected to roll in tomorrow morning, however should clear up sometime in the afternoon."
Tomorrow you will start at the local High School. You decide to head to bed.
>Vriska: Dream you were the fish you ate
>Dream you are the Hoofbeast and Equius is the... oh dear...
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