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  1. 12-05-2011, 03:19 PM #26
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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    So the trolls made our zodiac constellations to honour their dead guardians, right? How much grist do you think it takes to alchemize a star? Knowing the grist system, it would probably take a lot of diamond grist to make them shine. And if that's so, then they put their....


    Quote Originally Posted by dan1210 View Post
    Its funny because dersites can never look pale but can quite easily look decapitated
    I just want to say that this made me laugh way harder than any of the actual puns. (i still like the puns, they are so bad)
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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    Dave: Nak. Nak nak nak nak.
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    Dave: You could say i got the... nak of it
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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    That post was already here.
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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    Quote Originally Posted by Archaeopteryx View Post
    That post was already here.
    It seems Dave can't even master the English language

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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    My favorite troll ancestor is the Condesce. She is the most stylish and well-dressed.

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    Why did Snowman take up Skeleton?

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    Quote Originally Posted by La Diable View Post
    So the trolls made our zodiac constellations to honour their dead guardians, right? How much grist do you think it takes to alchemize a star? Knowing the grist system, it would probably take a lot of diamond grist to make them shine. And if that's so, then they put their....


    Quote Originally Posted by dan1210 View Post
    Its funny because dersites can never look pale but can quite easily look decapitated
    I just want to say that this made me laugh way harder than any of the actual puns. (i still like the puns, they are so bad)
    Best pun so far.

    (also ditto on the decapitation thing)
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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

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    What will Jack be thinking when he sees the ascended PM?

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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    Shouldn't this topic be combined with the (dead) jokes topic? It's essentially the same.

    Anyway...

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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    Quote Originally Posted by Blaperile View Post
    Why is Vriska a huge bitch?
    That one is simply the best pun in this thread.

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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel990 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Blaperile View Post
    Why is Vriska a huge bitch?
    That one is simply the best pun in this thread.
    I agree.


    Also.

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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    Quote Originally Posted by missingEnigma View Post
    Also.

    Why did Dave start eating metal?
    holy crap I think I just died laughing.
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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    On the topic of conversing with your consorts; you will quickly have to pick up the vernakular.
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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    Why does Homestuck lend itself to terrible puns and convoluted shipping so well?
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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    Quote Originally Posted by magnetoHydroDynamics View Post
    On the topic of conversing with your consorts; you will quickly have to pick up the vernakular.
    Oh cod this is too funny.
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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    As posted in another thread:

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    And Tavros, well... He's pretty lame. [/going to hell for that pun]
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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    What do you get when you alchemize Nepeta && glasses?


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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    EB: oh dave, you've got to help jade re-build her garden
    EB: some of those herbs are important!
    TG: oh man i dont know the first thing about gardening
    TG: is this some weird quest shit that ds didnt tell me about
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    EB: its just...
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    Shouldn't this topic be combined with the (dead) jokes topic? It's essentially the same.
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    Re: YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

    Why did Dave flip Jake over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel990 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Blaperile View Post
    Why is Vriska a huge bitch?
    That one is simply the best pun in this thread.
    But that doesn't even come close to encompassing the full breadth of Vriska's fat puns! The unexplored area is still massive! Why, if I had more time to weigh in on, the matter I'd say that adding more Vriska fat puns to this topic would be a huge boon.
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