YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

[temporalPeregrine]

Oh god.
That pun HAS to be intentional.

[Blaperile]

Welp, I was gonna make a similar pun.

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Screw I'm gonna do it anyway.

Meenah: i'm mean and the name's meaner
John: hi meenah!
Meenah: wait how did you know my name

This is obviously what happens every time she meets a new person and she never realizes how they know her name.

[UnstableCreature]

I have a feeling she's just meenah for the halibut.

[silly chili]

I just don't sea the porpoise in it though. She otter just get along with everyone.

[Marchie-Monrey]

Why doesn't Nepeta ship JackxRose?

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Because that ship SANK!
if you don't get it go down

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Titanic

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hahaaaaa! it's funny because there's a Jack and Rose in Homestuck too!

[simon.clarkstone]

TG: rose is crazy jades crazier and youre
EB: wait
EB: jade's crazy?
TG: yeah shes gone absolutely barking

[simon.clarkstone]

You don't have to post to subscribe. You can just select "subscribe to thread" from the "thread tools" dropdown.

Failing that you could just have deleted that post. ^^

[artisticallyGemini]

These are all so brill. Also can I just sneak in here and say that Meenah is the queen of fish puns? I hadn't realized there were so many out there.

[MegaRock35]

Yeah, we're having a whale of a time with fish puns in here.

[cardiacAtrophy]

These are all so brill. Also can I just sneak in here and say that Meenah is the queen of fish puns? I hadn't realized there were so many out there.

I think you mean

These are all so krill.

[UnstableCreature]

I asked Jack why he hates the Snow Man so much, he just says shes a cold-hearted person. He's surprised the mean attitude didnt melt her heart completely. But theres snow way she can be that mean, right?

[silly chili]

Icy what you did there.
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What do you call it when Karkat has to calm Gamzee down in a broad, stroking motion?

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A pap smear.

[cardiacAtrophy]

Icy what you did there.
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What do you call it when Karkat has to calm Gamzee down in a broad, stroking motion?

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A pap smear.

Well, Gamzee did need to cool his tits.

[mynameissua]

nak nak

(i want to try something and i found the this thread.. and it looks interesting.. if the sense is not make no sense or not funny please correct me )

GT: Hey Terezi
GC: Y34H?
GT: Why ur blood color is mint?
GC: 1 DONT KNOW.. M4Y B MY 4NC3ST3R 34T TOO M4NY M1NT 1C3 CR4M..
GC: Cool

[Stormspirit]

A friend of mine told me this one. I thought it was pretty funny. It's better if you say it out loud:

Why is there no good lawyers on Alternia?

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Because they're all li-ars.

[TyeDyeHumps]

A friend of mine told me this one. I thought it was pretty funny. It's better if you say it out loud:

Why is there no good lawyers on Alternia?

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Because they're all li-ars.

I'm not getting it

[Stormspirit]

I'm not getting it

Yeah, I guess it depends on how you pronounce words, but around here, the sound 'lia' sounds exactly like 'law'. So liars sounds like lawyers. It's kind of a lame pun, but my friend does that all the time.

[Peeka13]

One could say that Tavros has cripplingly low self-esteem.

[dialecticBlight]

Some people think that Gamzee's thoughts on life are enlightening. Others think that they're insane. Myself, I think they're just pie-in-the-sky theories.

[cardiacAtrophy]

nak nak

(i want to try something and i found the this thread.. and it looks interesting.. if the sense is not make no sense or not funny please correct me )

GT: Hey Terezi
GC: Y34H?
GT: Why ur blood color is mint?
GC: 1 DONT KNOW.. M4Y B MY 4NC3ST3R 34T TOO M4NY M1NT 1C3 CR4M..
GC: Cool

I don't see how this is a joke, much less a pun.

[fullmoonFreak]

I guess you could say that Tavros is pretty lame!...
Oh cod, that was terrible. And I threw in a fish pun just for the halibut... these puns are Jack(Noir)ed up.... I guess I don't have a good enough chumhandle of the Lord English language. I don't know if I Cantown stop.

I'm facepalming as I write this. Mayor my self respect rest in peace.
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FUCK!

[AdurnaFricai]

I guess you could say that Tavros is pretty lame!...
Oh cod, that was terrible. And I threw in a fish pun just for the halibut... these puns are Jack(Noir)ed up.... I guess I don't have a good enough chumhandle of the Lord English language. I don't know if I Cantown stop.

I'm facepalming as I write this. Mayor my self respect rest in peace.
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FUCK!

I saw absolutely none of this coming past the first one. Brilliant work.

[fullmoonFreak]

Lil' Cal comes with way too many strings attached.

Lil'Cal is just a puppet of the system. I bet he has a bad temper too. He never vent(triloquist)s his anger out. One little offense and he will probably get all seamed up. That's probably why he is so confused. I heard he wanted to marionette! Not to mention he sleeps in the gallows!

[Sparrowsmith]

Wow, I need a Lil Calm down after that one. Feferi* to take a Break.

*pun depends on how you pronounce Feferi and how lenient you are with words that sounds like "feel free"

[cardiacAtrophy]

Those puns knocked me back into the Jail Break Age.

Fuck, where's that key?