YEEEEE PUNSTUCK

[911Goofy]

Here's the place to post some of the best Homestuck puns you can think of or have seen.

I'll begin with this video, to give you an idea of what this thread will consist of.



And my pun to begin the snowball.

AG: S8rry Terezi! I feel s88888888 bad f8r making y8u blind and all.

GC: 1TS OK 1 GU3SS

AG: D8n't w8rry! I'm sure y8u'll be able t8........

AG: SEE IT THROUGH.

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[retardokoolaid]

GG: "The Page is dead."
GG: "Our hope is lost."

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE'RE



MISSING A PAGE.

[CranialHeartache]

It's too bad I can't remember any of the puns I made in the past, or come up with new ones really easily.

If I think of any I'll try to remember to post it here.

[deafNoisemaker]

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A TROLL WITH A PURRING ENGINE?

/KARKAT/.

Get it? GET IT? KARKAT, CAR CAT?

... *badum-tschhhhh*

[Primal Zed]

GC: SORRY 1 GOT YOU K1LL3D BY 4W4K3N1NG YOUR D3N1Z3N 34RLY, JOHN.
EB: its ok i guess
GC: DON'T WORRY! 1'M SUR3 YOU'LL....
GC: B3 CONV1NC3D TO NOT TR4V3L TO YOUR D3N1Z3N BY 4 D4V3 TH4T TR4V3L3D B4CK 1N T1M3 FROM TH3 DOOM3D T1M3L1N3 1 CR34T3D.

.....am I doing it right?

[Crispiness]

What was Davesprite thinking when Jadesprite ascended?

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bluh bluh huge witch

Does this count as a pun? I don't care.

[nostalgebraist]

On 10/25, we saw the link to Newgrounds and felt hope swell in our chests.

But the page was dead.
Our hope was lost.

[kholhaus]

Looks like when gamzee runs out of pies, he becomes...



A STONED Cold Killer.

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Why do I cackle like a maniac at terrible puns.

[techloveArtist]

Looks like when gamzee runs out of pies, he becomes...



A STONED Cold Killer.

This is also ironic. Cause he's no longer stoned.


Yeah, me beating a dead horse once again...

[Sudo]

Nak nak.

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Who's there?

[Seeker]

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Take me out dude! I'm so baked!
Me ToO pIe :o)

[kabbage]

Karkat: TEREZI, SO YOU KILLED VRISKA?

Terezi: Y3S, 1 STA883D H3R THR0UGH TH3 CH3ST 83C4US3 SH3 K1LL3D T4VR0S.

Terezi: BUT TH3 0TH3R MURD3RS 4R3 ST1LL UNS0LV3D

Karkat: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT THIS CASE.....



Karkat: HAS A HOLE IN IT.

[ArmsAreLoud]

The proper name for the PMSS ship is Postalshipping.

[kholhaus]

Rolling off of other people's jokes;

I guess you could say PM is about to go



POSTAL.

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AG: H8nestly John! I am soooooooo unimpressed with your human "Grand Canyon"!!!!!!!!
AG: It's just a Huge Ditch!
EB: Bluh!

[Archaeopteryx]

The proper name for the PMSS ship is Postalshipping.

FTFY.

What did WV do with his old uniform, anyway?
He pawned it, of course.

I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.

[WhimsicalAquarium]

What did Karkat forget when he poured Terezi a glass of red Kool Aid?

JUST 1C3!

(Get it? Justice? Just ice?)

[ShadowOfFate]

"Clubs Deuce seems a bit ASHEN for some reason..."

[Gradiant]

Troll romance really has Foe Yay in Spades.

[Archaeopteryx]

Gee, Snowman really spades Slick, doesn't she?

[retardokoolaid]

What did Karkat forget when he poured Terezi a glass of red Kool Aid?

JUST 1C3!

(Get it? Justice? Just ice?)

i snorted.

[Dragonstorm]

Diamonds Droog, did someone chop off your head? You're looking a little PALE.

/shot shot shot everybody shot shot shot

[dan1210]

Its funny because dersites can never look pale but can quite easily look decapitated

[retardokoolaid]

Why is die afraid of crowbar?


because die crowbar snowman stitch


BA-DUM TSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Writkeeper]

Why did Equius die?

he was void of heir oh god kill me

[nostalgebraist]

Okay, this isn't even really a pun, but:

As the Heir of Breath, John will . . .

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Inherit The Wind.