The Altblood Challenge

[Enceladus]

Metaflare: Thanks for pointing that out. I've also changed her color.

[zebtrestalala]

Olive Karkat and Mutant Equius

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-- crustaceansGore [CG] began trolling clandestineTaboo [CT]
CG: V_ò^ó_V *AN INCREDIBLY IRATE CRAB SCUTTLES UP TO THE IGNORANT*
CG: V_ò^ó_V FUCK.
CG: V_ò^ó_V I DON'T HAVE ANY SORT OF RP ANIMAL FOR YOU
CT: D--That's g0.0d->
CG: V_ò^ó_V NO ZAHHAK, IT ISN'T
CG: V_ò^ó_V I HAVE AN RP ANIMAL FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE.
CG: V_ò^ó_V EXCEPT YOU.
CT: D--Well, it sh0.0ldn't be that difficult then, right?->
CT: D--What did y0.0 use for everyone else?->
CG: V_ò^ó_V THEIR LUSUS
CG: V_ò^ó_V OR FAILING THAT I USED BEEZ OR WHATEVER THEY WERE OBSESSESD WITH.
CG: V_ò^ó_V BUT YOU.
CG: V_ò^ó_V*YOU*
CG: V_ò^ó_V YOU HAD THE NERVE TO GET A CRABBEAST LUSUS, DIDN'T YOU.
CG: V_ò^ó_V (THE ANSWER IS YES, YES YOU DID)
CT: D--I'm sorry?->
CT: D--We c0.0ld both be crabs, if it's that big of a deal to y0.0, Mr. Vantas->
CG: V_ò^ó_V !!!!!!
CG: V_ò^ó_V *THE FROTHING CRAB CLAWSLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF THE MUTANTBLOOD*
CG: V_ò^ó_V I DON'T THINK YOU GET THE PINCER HERE.
CT: D--*The mutant recoils in shock from the Crab and begins sweating.->
CG: V_ò^ó_V WE CAN'T BOTH BE CRABS
CG: V_ò^ó_V *I* AM THE ONLY CRAB.
CG: V_ò^ó_V TO THINK THAT MY ROLEPLAYING PERSONA WOULD BE SHARED BY *YOU* OF ALL PEOPLE IS POLOSBSTERLY THE MOST CLAWFUL THING I CAN THINK OF.
CT: D--I th0.0ght y0.0 didn't care ab0.0t the hemospectrum->
CG: V_ò^ó_V I DON'T/
CG: V_ò^ó_V IT'S YOUR PERSONALITY, NOT YOUR BLOOD COLOR YOU SPINELESS DOUCHE.
CT: D--Oh->
CT: D--I see->
CT: D--*The mutantbl0.0d begins to sweat a little bit less*->
CG: V_ò^ó_V EW GROSS.
CG: V_ò^ó_V YEAH, FIRST OFF CRABS DON'T SWEAT/
CG: V_ò^ó_V SECOND, THEY AREN'T DOORMATS TO EVERY FUCKING PERSON THEY TALK TO.
CG: V_ò^ó_V AND THIRD, THEY AREN'T EQUIUS CANDYBLOOD ZAHHAK.
CT: D--I suppose those are all very g0.0d points.->
CG: V_ò^ó_V AJAGDKASJDGA
CG: V_ò^ó_V THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
CG: V_ò^ó_V A CRAB WOULD NEVER AGREE THOSE POINTS.
CT: D--Are y0.0 sure that applies to all crabs->
CT: D--Or just y0.0->
CT: D--Crabdad can be somewhat agreeable sometimes->
CT: D--And he seems to care ab0.0t my emotional wellbeing->
CG: V_ò^ó_V LOOK, ASSHOLE, WHO'S THE EXPERT ON CRABS HERE?
CG: V_ò^ó_V OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BEACHES, IT'S ME.
CT: D--Very well then->
CT: D--Y0.0r lusus jeal0.0sy aside, how can we solve this problem Mr. Vantas?->
CG: V_ò^ó_V BY GIVING YOU SOMETHING HUMILIATING
CG: V_ò^ó_V YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT, RIGHT?
CT: D--It w0.0ld be appropriate->
CG: V_ò^ó_V ALRIGHT FROM NOW ON YOU'RE GOING TO BE EQUIUS THE TIMID SQUEAKBEAST ZAHHAK.
CT: D--That s0.0nds fine, Mr. Vantas->
CT: D--It's better than being called 'The Mutantbl0.0d' all the time I suppose->
CG: V_ò^ó_V ALRIGHT, SWEATQUIUS, GLAD WE COULD HAVE THIS CONVERSATION.
CG: V_ò^ó_V (I'M BEING FACETIOUS, I HATE YOU)
CT: D--It was nice talking to y0.0 as well, Karkat->
-- clandestineTaboo [CT] ceased trolling crustaceansGore [CG]
CG: V_ò^ó_V OH FUCK.
CG: V_ò^ó_V I WAS SUPPOSED TO ASK YOU ABOUT GETTING KANAYA INTO THE GAME.
CG: V_ò^ó_V SHIT EQUIUS GET BACK HERE.
CG: V_ò^ó_V EQUIUS.
CG: V_ò^ó_V ZAHHAK.
CG: V_ò^ó_V FUUUUUUUUUUCK
CG: V_ò^ó_V *THE ANGRY CRAB SMACKS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD NUMEROUS TIMES*
-- crustaceansGore [CG] ceased trolling clandestineTaboo [CT] at 17:34 --

Olive Karkatand Indigo Kanaya

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-- crustaceansGore [CG] began trolling grislyArtisan [GA]
CG: V_ò^ó_V KANAYA
CG: V_ò^ó_V OH GOD PLEASE BE ALRIGHT.
GA: I'M PerfectlY FinE KarkaT
GA: WhaT'S ThE MatteR
CG: V_ò^ó_V THE VAST GLUB?
CG: V_ò^ó_V FUCKING SHIT YOU WERE BLEEDING OUT ALL OVER
GA: OH YeS ThaT
GA: I NeveR RealizeD HoW WelL IndigO WenT WitH SO ManY OF MY OutfitS
CG: V_ò^ó_V !!!!
CG: V_ò^ó_V KANAYA WHAT THE SHIT!?
CG: V_ò^ó_V ARE YOU REALLY ENTERTAINING YOUR INCREDIBLY GORY AND SADISTIC FASHION FETISHES NOW OF ALL TIMES?
CG: V_ò^ó_V YOU NEARLY DIED!
GA: HardlY SO MoiraiL MinE
GA: I FeeL LikE I CoulD TakE ON ThE WorlD RighT NoW
CG: V_ò^ó_V OKAY CLEARLY YOU LOST A LOT OF BLOOD BACK THERE
CG: V_ò^ó_V CLEARLY YOUR THINKPAN IS OPERATING ON ITS LAST RESERVES AND IS IN DANGER OF SHORTCIRCUITING ANY MOMENT NOW
CG: V_ò^ó_V HOW HIGH IS YOUR BLOODLUST RIGHT NOW?
GA: It'S ContinuinG TO BE NonexistanT KarkaT
GA: I HonestlY WondeR IF YoU EntertaiN ThiS IdeA OF ME BeinG A BloodthirstY KilleR JusT SO YoU CaN FeeL LikE A BetteR MoiraiL
GA: SO I WilL ReturN ThE QuestioN TO YoU
GA: KarkaT WhaT ThE ShiT
GA: I CoulD HavE DieD AnD ThE FirsT ThinG YoU ThinK OF IS EntertaininG YouR BizarrE FantasieS OF ME BeinG A BloodthirstY FrienD-MurderinG SubjugglatoR
GA: ?
CG: V_ò^ó_V *THE ANGRY MOIRAIL-CRAB GLARES AT ITS MOIRAIL-GOAT*
CG: V_ò^ó_V *IT DOES NOT NEED THIS SORT OF SARCASM FROM ITS MOIRAIL-GOAT*
GA: YoU CoulD HavE EasilY TypeD ThaT YoU KnoW
GA: AnywayS I ThinK ThiS MighT HavE TO DO WitH MY TitlE KarkaT
GA: ThE FacT ThaT I DidnT DiE
CG: V_ò^ó_V OH RIGHT, TITLES.
CG: V_ò^ó_V AS IF THOSE STOPPED BEING A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT FOR PASTE-EATING WIGGLERS.
GA: I'M ThE MaiD OF BlooD
GA: SO PerhapS ThaT SaveD ME FroM BleedinG OuT
CG: V_ò^ó_V OKAY.
CG: V_ò^ó_V THAT SOUNDS AT LEAST A THOUSAND TIMES LESS LAME THAN MY TITLE ANYWAY.
GA: ?
GA: CarE TO ExtrapolatE
CG: V_ò^ó_V NO.
GA:
CG: V_ò^ó_V USING EMOTICONS ISN'T GOING TO WIN ME OVER THIS TIME, KANAYA.
GA: D':
CG: V_ò^ó_V (v)_T_T_(V)
CG: V_ò^ó_V GOOD GRIEF.
CG: V_ò^ó_V I'M THE PRINCE OF HEART.
GA: WelL
GA: ThaT'S SomethinG
CG: V_ò^ó_V YEAH.
CG: V_ò^ó_V GO AHEAD, LAUGH ALL YOU WANT.
CG: V_ò^ó_V I'M SURE SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE IS.
GA: HearT IsN'T SucH A BaD AspecT KarkaT
GA: YoU CoulD BE StucK WitH HopE
CG: V_ò^ó_V ARE YOU SEARIOUS?
CG: V_ò^ó_V WHO HAS THAT?
GA: VriskA I'M TolD
CG: V_ò^ó_V HAHAHAHAHA SERVES THAT BEACH RIGHT.
CG: V_ò^ó_V HA
CG: V_ò^ó_V HAHA
CG: V_ò^ó_V UH, SO YOU'RE ALRIGHT?
GA: YeS KarkaT
GA: ThanK YoU FoR YouR ConcerN.
CG: V_ò^ó_V YEAH, I'M GOING TO GET BACK TO TEARING THROUGH ALL THESE IMPS
GA: AnD I BelievE I WilL GeT StarteD
CG: V_ò^ó_V WELL, SEE YOU AROUND I GUESS.
CG: V_ò^ó_V
GA:
-- grislyArtisan [GA] ceased trolling crustaceansGore [CG]

[Archaeopteryx]

An RNG chose me Teresa Lalonde and yellow-blooded Vriska. Here goes!

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-- anarchistGlitch [AG] began trolling grimdarkCodex [GC]
AG: What the hell did 2 just do????????
-- grimdarkCodex blocked anarchistGlitch --
AG: Hahahaha! 2 8ctually still think that will work.
AG: I am the 8est at hacking!
AG: I have all the codes. All of them!!!!!!!!
GC: Ugh.
GC: Wh4t do you w4nt?
AG: You just 8lew up your g8!!!!!!!!
AG: I thought I would congratul8 2.
AG: On t8king your first step 2wards becoming a ch8mpion h4xx0r
AG: L8ke me!!!!!!!!
GC: 1 h4v3 4bsolut3ly no d3s1r3 to 3mulat3 you.
GC: 4nd I 4ssure you th4t w4s not my 1nt2nt.
AG: Are you suuuuuuuure? >:::
GC: Yeeeeeeees. >
AG: I saw how many 'e's you typed there.
AG: 2 c8nnot lie to me.
GC: ...You don't und3rst4nd th3 mor3 subtl3 nu4nc3s of l4ngu4g3 4t 4ll, 1 s33..
AG: Of course I 2, shithead!
AG: I underst8nd all the nu8nces.
AG: Aaaaaaaall of th8m!
AG: Don't try 2 deny 8--2 are a game-8r8ker, just like me!
GC: Th3 long3r th1s convers4t1on go3s on, th3 more your sp33ch d3t3r1or8s
GC: I mean
GC: d3t3r1or4t3s
GC: Why 1s th4t, 1 wond3r?
AG: Says the 8lind girl who talks in shitty 13375P34K.
AG: And I saw th8!
GC: 1 h4v3 4lr34dy 3xpl41n3d th1s.
GC: Th3 gods of th3 furth3st r1ng h4v3 s33n f1t to 3duc4t3 m3 1n 4lt3rn4t3 forms of p3rc3pt1on.
GC: 1 us3 th3 numb3rs th4t sm3ll th3 b3st.
GC: 4nd my sl1p s1gn1f13s noth1ng, 3xc3pt th4t 1 n33d to t4lk to my fr13nds mor3
GC: R4th3r th4n in4n3 4l13n rol3pl4y3rs.
AG: Are 2 still on about that? >>
AG: I keep t8lling 2, we're not rolepl8yers!!!!!!!!
AG: NP is, 8ut not in the w8y 2 mean.
AG: I don't rolepl8y.
AG: Wh8 kind of douche8ag do 2 think I am?
AG: Some shithead wolfspe8king yiffer?
GC: 1'll 4dm1t
GC: Your p3rs1st3nc3 1n p3rp3tu4t1ng th1s sc3n4r1o h4s b3gun to w1n m3 ov3r.
GC: B3s1d3s 1ts fund4m3nt4l 1mpl4us1b1l1ty, 1t s33ms to b3 f41rly 1nt3rn4lly cons1st3nt.
GC: 1 would 3xp3ct you to h4v3 m4d3 som3 cruc14l m1st4k3 by now.
AG: Of course we haven't!
AG: Th8t's because we're not rolepl8ying!
AG: Anyw8
AG: This is not what I trolled you about!
[COLOR="#b536da"]GC: 4h, y3s.
GC: My 4ll3g3d st4tus 4s 4 "hacker".[/quote]
AG: 8's H4XX0R
AG: Hacker is for pompous 2ls like Troll 8nonymous.
AG: 8nd 2're not a h4xx03 y8.
AG: Just a script kiddie!
AG: But 2're a game 8r8ker, like m3!!!!!!!!
GC: 2ls?
AG: Tools, dum8ass.
GC: W3ll, 1 4polog1z3 for not und3rst4nd1ng your obtus3 num3r1c4l r3f3r3nc3s.
AG: Well, if you weren't such a shit-for-br8ns monkey, I w8ldn't h8ve 2 expl8n my qu8rk!
GC: R34lly.
GC: You know, 4s1d3 from your 4ll3g3ed sk1ll 4t "h4ck1ng"
GC: 3xcus3 m3, )-(4><0R1|\|G
GC: You h4v3 n3v3r g1v3n m3 4d3qu4t3 r34son to b3l13v3 th4t you h4v3 4ny mor3 1nt3ll1g3nc3 th4n your f3llow "troll"
AG: >>
GC: Th3 on3 who typ3s 1n gr33n.
GC: 4nd s33ms to b3 p3rp3tu4lly 1ntox1c4t3d on "c4tn1p".
AG: 8H F8CK Y8U
AG: 8 D8N'T H8V8 T8 P8T 8P W8TH TH88 8H8T!!!!!!!!
AG: 2 8R8 2H8 S2P8D8ST F8CK8NG W8GGL8R 8 H8V8 8V8R H8D TH8 M8SF8R2N8 2 KN8W
AG: F8CK 2
AG: F8CK 2
AG: F8CK 2 F8CK 2 F8CK 2 F8CK 2 F8CK 2 F8CK 2 F8CK 2 F8CK 2
-- grimdarkCodex's computer exploded! --

Teresa blinked at the remains of her computer, then smiled, tapping her wand against her chin.

"If that's the way you want to play, anarchistGlitch... Let the games begin."

While trying to type AG, I kept typing AH by accident. COINCIDENCE???????? ...yeah.

[Raikonos]

zebtrestalala, the notion of (a) Karkat roleplaying NON-reluctantly amuses me to no end.

And Archaeopteryx, yellow Vriska's use of 2 in place of "you" makes me imagine her with a French accent. It's pretty great.

[Metaflare]

Canon Aradia meets Brownradia

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apocolypseArisen [AA] began trolling arenaArcheology [AA]

AA: okay so talking human mes is obviously doomed to fail
AA: clearly the only option is to talk to alternate blood color mes!
AA: unless theres like a first guardian me
AA: wait i wonder if thats a thing thats possible
AA: hmm
AA: uhm,
AA: hello,?
AA: oh
AA: right
AA: voice activated chat device
AA: ahem
AA: hello aradia from another universe!
AA: i am a dark-red blooded aradia from a different universe than yours!
AA: uh,
AA: neat,!
AA: so,
AA: uh,
AA: whats happening in that universe of yours,?
AA: oh not much
AA: roleplayed
AA: died
AA: became a spirit frog
AA: became a robot
AA: died again
AA: became a god
AA: nothing too exciting
AA: haha,
AA: yeah sounds soooo dull,
AA: actually it kinda is
AA: ive been waiting in front of a supermassive green sun for some friends to emerge as gods
AA: who knows HOW long ive waited
AA: time doesnt work very linearly here
AA: i couldve done 20 chats in a few seconds or taken as long as a millenia to type a single word
AA: hell for all i know i couldve been sent back 30000 years into the past
AA: and at the same time be 1025 years in the future!
AA: i may be a god of time and all but my job is cleaning temporal messes
AA: not making sense of it
AA: well,
AA: as interesting as this new roleplay idea sounds gamzee,
AA: im afraid im gonna have to log off here,
AA: tinkerbull wants to go for a fly,
AA: wait what
AA: but i really appreciate all the trouble you go through,
AA: to make me happier,
AA: what
AA: so,
AA: talk to you later,
AA: ,
AA: what

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AA: what

[Varkarrus]

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apocalypsearisen [AA] has begun trolling anulledAmbassador [AA]

AA: hello?
AA: is anyone there?
AA: 0h s0rry i was just thinking f0r a m0ment.
AA: y0u are me from an alternate timeline, i presume?
AA: ummm
AA: yeah how did you know?
AA: i am pretty smart
AA: wow okay yeah you are right there!
AA: but i bet you can't guess where i am right now!
AA: the green sun
AA: this thing called the gree-- wait what how did you know?
AA: because i can see y0u right n0w
AA: ... huh
AA: i d0 have a particular kn0wledge when it c0mes to timelines
AA: a power which im sure y0u have some kn0wledge of
AA: c0ntinue d0ing as y0u will, im ambivalent t0 it.
AA: i got it!
AA: you are a candy red blood!
AA: its okay, you dont have to hide your blood color
AA: my bl00d is not candy red
AA: if your friends are-- darn! you did it again!
AA: i am afraid i must leave y0u now
AA: a d00med being, even a gh0st, d0es n0t last l0ng.
AA: aradia
AA: d0 n0t fail
AA: even th0ugh 0ur g0als will differ greatly.
AA: ummm 0kay then?
AA: *okay?

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AA: i am really confused right now
AA: so many aradias
AA: so many are different
AA: wait...
AA: "ceased dooming?"
AA: wait a second
AA: ...
AA: nah

[Archaeopteryx]

Red Aradia's reaction is the. best. thing. The best thing.

And Archaeopteryx, yellow Vriska's use of 2 in place of "you" makes me imagine her with a French accent. It's pretty great.

Haha, thanks :D

Brown Jade and Indigo John

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-- eternalBuffoon [EB] began pestering goodbyeGladiator [GG] --
EB: heyyyyyyy sister!
EB: what’s happening?
GG: oh, it’s you,
EB: something wrong? :o(
GG: it’s nothing, i just,
GG: am feeling a little worried i guess,
EB: aww
EB: what about?
GG: this game,
GG: the one that tg programmed,
GG: which we are all supposed to play,
GG: it is very important!!!
EB: :oo
EB: wait, that looks stupid
EB: :o()
GG: hehe,
GG: it looks like some kind of rubbery-lipped monster
EB: yeah right?
EB: like something out of a monster movie
GG: made in Japan,
GG: so the actors’ mouths don’t move when they should,
GG: and, uh, the special effects are really terrible,
EB: hey, don’t be hating on my movies! :o(
GG: sorry,
GG: it was a joke,
EB: it’s fine, :o)
EB: so tell me about this game, sis!
EB: what’s up and got you worried about it?
GG: well,
GG: i think,
GG: if we play it wrong,
GG: we could all die,
GG: :(
EB: wow
EB: that is a seriously heavy load to be carrying!
EB: how long have you known this?
GG: for a very long time,
GG: uh,
GG: this will sound crazy,
GG: but i have been dreaming about this game, uh, for a long time,
EB: it does sound crazy!
GG: oh,
GG: oh no,
GG: i shouldn’t have said anything,
EB: it’s okay! i don’t think you’re crazy!
GG: you don’t?
EB: of course not, silly!
EB: can’t be doubting on my sister, now! honk honk :o)
GG: well,
GG: that is a huge relief i guess,
GG: i would not want you to think i was crazy,
GG: since you are very important to me,
GG: uh, as a friend,
EB: aww.
EB: you’re really important to me too!
EB: you don’t have to worry about this game, jade!
EB: we’ll do fine :o)
EB: and if we screw up, there’s got to be a way to restart!
EB: it is a game after all!
EB: honk, honk :o)
GG: do you, uh, really think so?
EB: heck yeah!
EB: it’ll be fine :o)
EB: and even if it isn’t, you shouldn’t worry!
GG: but, if it isn’t going to be fine,
GG: how can i not worry?
EB: aw man
EB: you sound like tt
EB: with all this predestination talk!
GG: sorry,
EB: it’s okay sis
EB: tt’s my sister too, you know?
EB: but i think, if it’s going to end bad, no matter what we do,
EB: then it’s going to end bad, and we should try to enjoy what we can!
EB: and if there’s a chance for it to turn out well,
EB: then there will be time to worry about it later, when we are playing the game!
EB: and as long as we do our best, well, that’s the best we can do!
GG: uh,
GG: you have a very good point!
GG: and, i am still worried,
GG: but, i think, not as worried as i was, :)
EB: anything to help a sister out! :o)
GG: thanks,
GG: talking to you helped, uh, a lot,
EB: glad to hear it!
GG: oh,
GG: bec is barking,
GG: i think i need to go feed him,
EB: okay!
EB: my bro tg is pestering me, so i will go, too
EB: he said he was going to send me the game around now!
EB: i guess the next time we talk i will be playing!
GG: okay,
GG: good luck, :)
EB: same to you, sister :o)
EB: honk honk!

-- goodbyeGladiator [GG] ceased pestering eternalBuffoon [EB] --

I think I got a little too much of Tavros into Jade, but maybe that's just me?

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apocalypsearisen [AA] has begun trolling anulledAmbassador [AA]

AA: hello?
AA: is anyone there?
AA: 0h s0rry i was just thinking f0r a m0ment.
AA: y0u are me from an alternate timeline, i presume?
AA: ummm
AA: yeah how did you know?
AA: i am pretty smart
AA: wow okay yeah you are right there!
AA: but i bet you can't guess where i am right now!
AA: the green sun
AA: this thing called the gree-- wait what how did you know?
AA: because i can see y0u right n0w
AA: ... huh
AA: i d0 have a particular kn0wledge when it c0mes to timelines
AA: a power which im sure y0u have some kn0wledge of
AA: c0ntinue d0ing as y0u will, im ambivalent t0 it.
AA: i got it!
AA: you are a candy red blood!
AA: its okay, you dont have to hide your blood color
AA: my bl00d is not candy red
AA: if your friends are-- darn! you did it again!
AA: i am afraid i must leave y0u now
AA: a d00med being, even a gh0st, d0es n0t last l0ng.
AA: aradia
AA: d0 n0t fail
AA: even th0ugh 0ur g0als will differ greatly.
AA: ummm 0kay then?
AA: *okay?

anulledAmbassador [AA] has ceased dooming apocalypsearisen [AA]

AA: i am really confused right now
AA: so many aradias
AA: so many are different
AA: wait...
AA: "ceased dooming?"
AA: wait a second
AA: ...
AA: nah

i
i was joking

[Varkarrus]

too bad.

I am clearly making this harder on everyone by writing a fic that will lead to a significant new portion of needed swaps (FG) to the list!

[Archaeopteryx]

oh noooooooo

[Varkarrus]

at least I didn't do a "yellow" aradia that fills the role of Fedora Freak...

which would lead to a whole mess of fun when we have things like Fedora!Egbert pestering Red!Egbert pestering Mutantblood!Egbert pestering FG!Egbert in one big memo...

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can
can we stick with the current table
please

[Raikonos]

Don't worry, chums.

Raikonos knows how to deal with pesky Eurovisions.

[Archaeopteryx]

So here's a question about memoes.

If we write a memo, does it fill the blanks for all combinations of characters?

So if we had Blue Karkat pestering Red John and Brown Dave in a memo, would that fill Blue Karkat-Red John, Blue Karkat-Brown Dave, and Brown Dave-Red John? Or would it depend on the memo, like if one character got banned before another began responding?

[Raikonos]

Yes, that's how memos will work chart-wise, although the cells will be marked in blue. The only stipulation is that said character actually participated in the memo. If they popped in for a line or two and then disappeared, I probably won't count them as a participant.

Also, behold, for I have added a second chart to the OP. It is the auxiliary chart, and it will chronicle all of the pairings that do not fit on the main chart. As of this writing, the only characters on it are canon Aradia and First Guardian Aradia, and since they have interacted the chart is 100% full. This will almost certainly cease to be the case once something like this happens again and the chart is expanded.

Do not attempt to fill the auxiliary chart to completion. The aux chart does not count towards thread completion, and is basically superfluous to the whole affair. In fact, I've probably risked derailing the thread slightly by including it. But fuck it, let's roll with it.

There, Varkarrus. I have bested you the only way I know how. With charts.

e: For the record, the inclusion of the aux chart is basically just an extension of this thread's prime directive: Feel Free. If you want to write Doc Vriska talking to Jake Vantas, go ahead. There's a chart for it now. Let's just try to keep the thread on track overall.

[linkhyrule5]

On a random note, why "dooming"?

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Canon Aradia and Princessradia

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apocolypseArisen [AA] began trolling aimlessAquatic [AA]

AA: hello
AA: Greetings
AA: wow i think youre the first aradia that uses proper capitalization
AA: Of course
AA: A princess has to be a good example for her people, does she not
AA: i guess?
AA: im a rustblood and i died fairly young so i dont really know anything about nobility
AA: I am aware as such
AA: what
AA: how
AA: My lusus says many things
AA: I do not understand much, but talking to you I realise that she talks of other universes
AA: Universes where our entire hemospectrum is reversed
AA: Universes where a single change in history drastically effects how we live today
AA: Universes that get completely obliterated
AA: im very much aware of that last one
AA: Universes where a group of four alien children fight to both stop the Great Undoing, and in doing so, cause it
AA: okay
AA: coming from someone whos been listening to voices her whole life
AA: im think you should maybe stop listening to ms kill-us-all-with-a-burp
AA: for a little while
AA: But why would I do so
AA: Everything she whispers is just so very
AA: Fasinating
AA: Stories of conquest
AA: Of glory
AA: Of defeat
AA: Of death
AA: Of the history of many universes
AA: All with a single whisper
AA: okay i may have to get going here
AA: No no no, please stay a while
AA: It is not very often I get to talk with alternate versions of myself
AA: Especially one that has achieved the glory of Godhood
AA: umm
AA: Oh, this is just so facinating
AA: Where did I leave my notebook
AA: oh would you look at the time
AA: gotta go bye

apocolypseArisen [AA] ceased trolling aimlessAquatic [AA]

AA: Please, do come again
AA: I'll be waiting
AA: I'll always be waiting
AA: He~he~he~he~

...I think I may write for Princessradia again :3

[Varkarrus]

On a random note, why "dooming"?

Kind of a vague drop, but I was implying in life that FG Aradia's job was to doom others to create a cascade to summon LE

[Raikonos]

I think the best part about canon Aradia's "oh would you look at the time" in that last log is that she's in the timeless expanse of the Furthest Ring.

Also the rest of it.

[Archaeopteryx]

This was meant to be Anonblood Dave and Red Karkat, but Dave's pestertag was too good not to use.

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-- timelessGuardian began pestering crematoryGallion --
Yo.
CG: FUCK IT'S YOU
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT, FUCKFACE[/color]
Ha ha. It's funny because you're a douchebag.
CG: FUCK YOU
Very mature.
CG: I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
CG: EVEN THOUGH I NOW HAVE ALL THE TIME
CG: I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO TALK TO POMPOUS DOUCHEBAGS WITHOUT USERNAMES
CG: AND WHO CANT EVEN BE BOTHERED TO TYPE IN A LEGIBLE COLOR
Heh. You call yourself a coolkid?
This is ironic, bro. This is drowning in irony.
This thing is wearing, like, a winter coat of irony
And under that winter coat, there is a jacket
And under the jacket, there is a sweater
CG: I FUCKING GET IT ALREADY
And under the sweater, there is a shirt
CG: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP
And under the shirt, there is a pair of long underwear.
That is how many layers of irony this color has. It is so ironic that the explanation of this irony is ironic.
You didn't even get the pun, did you.
CG: OKAY WHO EVEN FUCKING THINKS PUNS ARE IRONIC ANYMORE
CG: NOBODY THATS WHO
CG: NOBODY BUT HIPSTERS AND BASEMENT-DWELLERS WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY FOR YEARS
That's why they're ironic.
The pun adds, like, two more layers of irony.
The groove was winter gear. The shade was white.
CG: THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING PUN
CG: STUPID RAP REFERENCES WILL NOT MAKE IT A PUN
Exactly.
CG: FUCK YOU
-- crematoryGallion attempted to cease pestering timelessGuardian --
CG: FUCK
CG: WHY CANT I LOG OFF
I won't let you yet.
CG: OKAY FUCK YOU
Pffffft. Are you seriously trying to hack around me?
It won't work, dude.
First of all, I'm omniscient and damn near omnipotent.
Second of all, you fucking suck at coding.
CG: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT ME TO DO
CG: AND WE CAN BOTH END THIS RETARDATION
CG: ALSO FUCK YOU I AM AWESOME AT CODING
Dude.
No you're not.
I can code better than you, and I'm on a typewriter.
CG: OKAY WHAT THE
CG: YOU
CG: NO YOURE FUCKING
CG: WHAT
CG: JUST
CG: WHAT
CG: FUCK YOU
Heh heh. Mission accomplished.
I didn't actually want you to do anything, by the way.
I just think it's funny when you freak out.
-- timelessGuardian ceased scalding crematoryGallionic --
CG: WHAT
CG: YOU
CG: WHAT
CG: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE
CG: FUCK YOU

[Metaflare]

Is it bad that I'm developing a timeline for what order all these Aradilogs go in

[Varkarrus]

Callling it, one of the ATs is auspiciallyToteadorbz

not sure why, but I like it.

[Raikonos]

Not at all, Metaflare. This thread is basically a potential infinite AU factory.

Also I updated the auxiliary chart with red Karkat and white Dave.

[Varkarrus]

FG dave is best dave

[Raikonos]

He wears shades despite not having a face.

He is just that cool.