Let's Play Pokèmon Veitnamese Crystal (The past man didn't know!)

[muffinz]

Oh. Right. This is still a thing. I, uh... kind of forgot about how this is still a thing. WHOOPS.


Yeah yeah, whatever.
Now, let's get out of here.

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Huh?

HUH???

Well that's odd.
Let's use it.

BETTY
TIE WITH ROPE!

Huh. That's convenient.
Hey, a guy. Let's talk to him.

HAYADUO OF GUIXANG GYMNASIUM IS A STRONG COACH. INHERITS FATHER'S PLACE, PROTECTS THIS GYM.
Hayaduo? Whuh?
Oh, I get it. There are two gymnasium leader people, and the guy was saying,
"Hey! A duo of[...]"
That makes sense.

Alright, let's check this place out.

HELLO!
THOUGH I AM NOT A COACH, I CAN COACH
what
PLEASE TRUST ME!
I'm not sure I want to.
THEN TRUST HIM!
IT'S NOT A DREAM TO BE A CHAMPION YES, EXPECT TO HEAR THIS!
OK. MONSTER AND MONSTER ARE NOTHARMONIOUS, BE CARE!
...You're weird. I'm leaving.

LET ME MAKE SURE WHETHER TO CHALENGED MR. HYT

Aw jeez, that name is horrendous.

"IMMA BURRRRRD"
Huh.

Wow, that's... surprisingly high-leveled.

F-Fightah? That is the most awesome name I've ever seen a basic pecking attack have.

Wow, that genuinely posed a threat. If that was just the first trainer, I'm slightly worried.

Oooh, Xylo learned Bind! I wonder what that is?

This gym is shaped like a dollar sign. That's a little odd...

THE HINT IS STURDY
THE PEOPLE HERE TRAINED ALL DAYS AND ALL NITGT FOR THE STRONGEST ELF.
That's nice.
Alright, time to try out Bind.

WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH
But yeah, it was Ember. Freakin' finally!

What are you, some kinda rambunctious crow?

Okay, gymasium curator time.

You look like a girl.
I AM THE HEADER OF GUIXANG GYMNASIUM, CALLED HEYADUO.
Aaaand yet you're just one person.
PEOPLE WILL ELECTRIC SHOCK THE FLYING MONSTERS, IGNORING THESE BIRD MONSTERS.
I THINK THEM NOT EXCUSED. THEY WERE FLUTTERING IN THE SKY, MAKING THE SKY MAGENIFICENT.
I LET THE WORLDY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THEIR GRANDNESS!
I don't really have anything to say about that.

Man, this guy doesn't even get the privledge of having a name in-battle. He's just a shortened "Gym Lead's Man"!

Alright, so let's see what these oh-so awesome bird monsters are. What'll it be?

That's... not what I was expecting. That's not awesome at all! It's the same level as the second trainer's Lap!

Your team sucks so far, Mr. "Hey! A Duo!"
But at least your second elf will be strong, right?
...Right?

Man, your dad sucked.

Seriously.

DO THE WINDY THING

Bluhhhhh. That was as easy as GIVING candy to a baby.

I SEE, TAKE THIS
THE SUCCESSOR OF ELF, WBIJUKI.

Alllllright!
ONLY YOU HOLD THIS BADGE, YOUR MONSTER'S ATTACK FORCE BECOMES STRONGER,
AND THE MONSTER WHO HAS LEARNED THE FLASHING STUNT MAY FLASHING WITHOUT FIGHT.
AND, TAKE IT.

I got... a skill?

Oh great, now we're... skillfully fucking machines. Just great.
ONLY USE THE SKILL MACHINE, YOU CAN TEACHTHE MONSTERS TO LEARN THE STUNTS IN A MOMENT.
OFF, YOU USE THEM CONSIDERABLY, AND THEIR INSIDE IS MADE OF MUD,
What???
SO YOU DO YOUR BEST TO EVADE THE OPPOSITE'S SHOT.
FUNCTIONAL TO ATTACK AND DEFEND.
Well then.

We've still got some time today, so let's go do a thing that I was going to do last time.
(image missing for some reason. just imagine DR.WSJ calling on the ELF GEAR, okay?)
...Orrrrr get interrupted by my phone.
WEI! MS.BETTY!
SOMETHING ABOUT ELF! PLEASE ASK MY ASSISTANT IN THE QIQIAO ELF'S CENTER.
What???
Alright, better go check out the elf center, I guess.

MS.BETTY WE HAVEN'T MET FOR A LONG TIME
...I saw you yesterday. You know, at the elf graduate school?
IT'S WUSIJI DR. THAT LET ME LOOK FOR YOU.
IN FACT, HE WANT YOU TAKE THE MONSTER'S EGG AWAY!
...Sure?

WUSIJI DR. HAS INVESTIGATED THAT IN A CERTAIN DEGREE, THE MONSTER'S EGG ISN'T EASYTO BE BREEDED,
MAYBE COULDN'T BE HATCHED THEN D AND IF IT ISN'T BESIDE THE HEALTHYD MONSTER ALL THE WAY, IT ISN'T RIHGT.
REQUEST YOU!
I have no idea what you just said.
IF HATCHS THE EGG, CONNECT WITH WUSIJIDR. PLEASE.
Well huh.

Alright, NOW it's time to do this thing that I was going to do.

Hey there guy.
I COLLECT ELF, EXCHANGE YOUR MADAQWITH MY YIHE?
Sure! Honestly, I've grown sick of Madaqs after that tower.

Alllllright then.




GOT MADAQ!
THANKS!

Okay guys, here's Alal. Alal will be promptly tossed into the box, never to be seen again. Bye, Alal!

Alright, I want to leave off at a good stopping point, so I will go ahead and catch the next member of my team, now that that is possible...
...next time. Hee hee hee!

Sorry about that little mini-cliffhanger, but I just couldn't resist. And besides, this gives you guys a chance to speculate on what in the world I will be using!

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Hint: it's not Alal.

[Syxx]

I love this, its so bad its funny! thank you for doing this

[DecidedlyDevious]

Silly me, I thought Bind would be... you know... the actual pokemon move "Bind" that actually exists and isn't ember. Man what a fool I was.

[Druplesnubb]

The reason you're not using Alal is because you're going to eat him at Ramadan, right?

[muffinz]

Silly me, I thought Bind would be... you know... the actual pokemon move "Bind" that actually exists and isn't ember. Man what a fool I was.

Oh yeah? Well, Bite is called STARE and Leer is called BITEAH. Try and explain that one!

...You know, that kinda reminds me of FLYING BIRD and FLOWERS BLOOMS from Pokèmon Green.

[Druplesnubb]

And what were those supposed to mean?

[muffinz]

FLYING BIRD is Growth, and FLOWERS BLOOMS is Fury Attack.

Also, update in progress! It'll be here shortly. Not tomorrow, though, cause I've gotta take a really large test in the morning, followed by being out for most of the rest of the day doing... stuff. At, uh... place.

[muffinz]

Aaaaah has it seriously been this long already
:<


Okay, finally moving on from this place. Man, it feels like I've been here for months.

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Huh.

IF YOU TAKE A GOOD ELF, THERE ARE MANY HOPES IN GUIXANG.
THE FIRST IS DECIDED TOPRACTISE IN GYMNASIUM.
YES, THIS IS A MEMORY TO GUIXANG, TAKE IT AWAY!
IF ELF TAKES IT, THEN THE GRASS STUNT POWER WILL RISES!

Huh. Why is this call--

PFFFHAHAHAHA WHAT
THE GUIXANG'S EXPERIENCE IS USEFUL IN FUTURE.

Alright then. Let's see if I can find anything good in this grass.

...
EEEEEEEE IT'S ADORABLE I MUST HAVE IT

Wait... what?
That's clearly water.
Oh well.

:3

WUY, THE FISH ELF.
0.4 M TALL, 8.5 KG WEIGH.
?COVERED BY TRANSPARENT MUCUS, NUMBED WHEN TOUCH.

:D

Okay, so this happened while I was training Banjo:

Well huh.

Aaaand into the box with you.

So then we started going down the route below Guixang.






...The heck is a CD Rope? Man, these item names make no sense.

What do you mean, "all monsters"!? That says nothing about what this item does!

WHILE WALKING IN JUNGLE, MANY WORMS WILL FOLLOW YOU.

IT IS GOOD, WITH FULL NOTRITION. DO YOU EAT THE DELICIOUS TAIL? NOW ONLY ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
W-what? That's horrible! Absolutely appalling! Why, I cannot believe that a fellow human being would ever do something so atrocious as... selling overpriced mediocre food.
IT ISN'T ENOUGH! I THINK THE LATELY CHILD HAS MANY MONEY.

THERE HAS BEEN A FAMOUS PLACE TO FISH. TO SEE EVERYBODY FISHING, YOU WILL HAVE AN ITCH TO FISH. IF RIGHT, LEND MY FISHING ROD TO YOU?
Hey, someone intelligible! Sure, I'll take it.
VERY GOOD!
NOW YOU BECOME ONE OF THEM.

Wait, what? How is that a fishing rod?
BETTY!CLOTHBAG
POCKET FUCK
GOOD TO FISH! ONLY THERE IS WATER, THE SEA, THE RIVER, ALL ARE RIGHT TO FISH WITH ROD.
Alright, let's test this thing out.

Yeah, I'm not getting anything.

Oh wait, here's one...

Yeah, I thought so.

NO HAPPENING.
Alright, forget fishing. Let's head into that cave.

...But then it became morning out of nowhere.

And I found one of these guys. Let's catch it!


YUZI, THE COTT ELF.
0.4 M TALL, O.5 KG WEIGH.
?FLOAT WHEN BREEZED AND DRIFT TO THE TOWN NEARBY.
(I lost the screenshot somehow, but I named her Clair-- from "clarinet".)
As much as I'd love to use one of these guys for a change, they have a HORRENDOUS moveset in gen 2. Sorry, Clair, but you're goin' into the box.

KNOW SOMETHING UNMATURED ABOUT MYSELF
Pfffhaha what

Alright, we're at the entrance to the cave.
Or, the "front links hole", as that sign calls it.

...But I think I'll leave that for the next part.

Sorry about the short update. I'll try to have another done before too long.

[Syxx]

Lol, I love this. It totally makes my day

[Maggyo]

You WILL use Heracross, correct?

[lucan]

Where did you find this gem? These translations are so bad they're good!

[muffinz]

Where did you find this gem? These translations are so bad they're good!

Well, I found out about it through DeliciousCinnamon's LP of it... like most people here, I bet. As for the ROM, I just looked it up on Google.

You WILL use Heracross, correct?

Maybe, maybe not. You'll find out the rest of my team when I catch them.

Aaaaaaaand now for another update!


Alright, let's go ahead and get this FRONT LINKS HOLE place over with.

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Or maybe it's called JOIN-CAVE. Make up your mind, game!

Oh hey, we found soda.
BETTY!SODA
BAG FUCK
And then we fucked it.


You sure don't look like a fish to me...


YOU WERE CHEATED FOR BUYING YEDON'S TAIL UNDESIGNEDLY... VERY PATHETIC

Oooh, look what I found! Let's catch it.

Darn it! Stupid unexpected hitting to key.

At least Banjo got a level and move from it...
(Pretty sure BEATED is Slam.)



UP TO WEEKEND, THE MAGICAL CRY WILL COME THROUGH THE HOLE.
>:?

Oh cool, I got another SKIL.
You know, maybe I ought to take a look at these SKILs I'm getting.

Okay, we've got:

31 BELLY
REDUCE HITTING BY CAST MUD

39 MAJUS
TO MENY SHOTING TO BE AVOID

and
?5 CLAMP
SHINE ENEMY EYES TO LOWED HITTING

Let's try out BELLY.
XX?XX
RECORD BELLY INSIDE USE BELLY TO REMBER?

Okay then.
(Belly is Mud Slap. Majus is TM39, so it must be Swift. It's not like I have any reason not to use it now, so I'll use it on Xylo.)
XYLO AH! NEW MAJUSTO REMMBER!
BUT XYLODO BEST TO MEMORIZE 4 SKILLS, MAJUS FORGET OTHERS?
It's literally better than Prize in every way except PP, so let's get rid of that.

1 2 KUANG XYLO PRIZE FORGET ALL ITS USAGE!
XYLO AH! NEW MAJUS WANT,
Alllright then.


Uhhh... oh dear.

LOOK FOR ELF HERE AND THERE, DO YOU FIND ELF TOO?
...Yes?
THEN YOU ARE MY COLLECTING RIVAIL!

Man, I for got how creepy Pokemaniacs JMLITES looked in the second generation.

...You know, YED looks kinda like some sorta gummy candy in this game. I'm not sure why.

Alright, he's finally caught up. Too bad his stats still suck until he evolves!
JMLITE'S SITBI WIN
MY ELF!9BESTARTLED, SOMEONE IN HERE!

UP TO FRIDAY, THE CRY OF MONSTERS WILL COME THROUGH THE HOLE.
Man, why are all you idiots rambling on about some crying monster?

Yeah it is.

No clue why this one's named Rok. Really, though-- do any of these names make sense?


Wow. I wasn't expecting that cave to be so... short. Not that I'm complaining.

Aaaand then I get interrupted by a call from Xia Guitar. Oh right, she's that Picknicker who was all, "COMPETE? IS PHONING!"
MS.BETTY IS XIA GOOD?
LISTEN TO ME!
DO YOU KNOW THE TOWN OF QIQIAO, KNOW THE ELFS TEACHER QIAOBANI
WHO RUNNING THROUGH THE CITY WITH ROLLING, IS IT INTERESTING?
THEN MAKE A PHONE CALL NEXT TIME
DI.
.
.
.

OH MY GOD LADY I ONLY TOOK ONE STEP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MS.BETTY IS XIA GOOD?
HOW ABOUT ELFS? MY LIDEL GO TO ELF CENTER EVRYDAY
SEEN BEAUTIFUL MADAQ LAST TIME, LET IT EXCAPED, WHILE CALLING.
You're in love with a Madaq?
THEN MAKE A PHONE CALL NEXT TIME
DI.
.
.
.

Wanli. That's a funny name. Wanli. I don't know why, but it's kinda fun to say. Wannnli.

Oh, cool.

Huh?

CONGRAT! XYLO ENVOLVE MADAM
Alriiight!
But... Madam? I thought Xylo was male!

And then yet another freakin' phone call. At least it isn't Xia Guitar again.
WEI!BETTY? SEEN GOOD PROPS WHILE SHOPPING TODAY!
BAUGHT WITH THE MONEY OF THE BETTY, SORRY.
Since when am I "The Betty"?
IT WILL BE USEFUL, WHEN USE IT.
DI.
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.
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THE HILL-MEN WILL GET 100 TIMES IN SPIRIT WHEN ENTER THE HILL.
WHAT ABOUT, I AM MANKIND IN MOUNTAIN
I OFTEN GO TO MOUNTAIN, CAVE, ETC.
SOMETIMES MEET SCARCE MONSTER
IF YOU WANT TO SEE, I CALL YOU NEXT TIME.
DO YOU EXCHANGE TEL NO.?
Eh, sure.
BETTY!57E
LOG ON TEL NO.
WAITTING ME TO FIND SOME SCARCED MONSTE
Hehe, "monste". That sounds funny.

GOD
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MS.BETTY IS XIA GOOD?
WEI! MY LIDEL WILL KISS ME, HOW LOVELY!
Huh? I thought you were in love with that Madaq.
IS IS PITFUL? WE KNOCKED MADAQ DOWN BY A HIT
Oh, I see. You hit your Madaq boyfriend and ran off with that Lidel you fought me with.
THEN MAKE A PHONE CALL NEXT TIME
No offense, Xia, but... keep your beastiality to yourself.
DI.
.
.
.

Alright, made it to the next town. Let's see what goin' on here.

Huh?
IT'S DANGEROUS INSIDE,0EVERYONE DON'T DARE TO ENTER, LOOKING FAR AWAY. AM I A GOOD SORT?
Uh... sure?

Oh, I suppose YEDONG is the full name of those pink guys with the DELICIOUS TAILs that are GOOD, WITH FULL NOTRITION.
YEDONG'S CLOTH BYNAME IS THE CLOTH LETTING TO RAIN.
ALL THE PEOPLE BELIEVE ONLY YEDONG GAPES, IT WILL RAIN.
IT'S SAID YEDONG'S GAPE HELPED PEOPLES 400 YEARS AGO WHO WERE CONFUSED IN DROUGHT.
THIS PAS
T RECORD COMES DOWN TO NOW.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
MS. BETTY IS XIA GOOD?
WEI! MY LIDEL WILL KISS ME, HOW LOVELY!
IS IS PITFUL? WE KNOCKED MADAQ DOWN BY A HIT
THEN MAKE A PHONE CALL NEXT TIME
DI.
.
.
.

Darn it, Xia Guitar!

[billybobfred]

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You mean "Shining".

[williamcll]

After looking at some completed LPs of Pokemon veitnamese crystal, I can now confirm that this is actually translated from a chinese version of the game instead directly from english.

[Syxx]

After looking at some completed LPs of Pokemon veitnamese crystal, I can now confirm that this is actually translated from a chinese version of the game instead directly from english.

so it was translated from Chinese to Vietnamese to English or is this a Chinese to English?

[muffinz]

Arrrgh, I hate how bad I am at keeping a consistent update schedule. Not to mention how the longer I go without updating, the more easily I forget about this.


THIS IS RIDU TOWN
IT'S A CITY WHERE ELFS AND PEOPLE LIVE HARMONY.
Is it a town or a city? Make up your mind!

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YEDONG DISAPPEARS FROM THS CITY AS IF SOMEONE SELLS YEDONG'S TAIL.

Millet? Uh... no.
OPEN IT'S FRUIT, TAKE ITS PULP AND PUT SPECIAL SET INSIDE, THEN YOU CAN GRASP THE ELF,
BEFORE THE ELF BOX COMES INTO MARKET, PEOPLE GRASPED IT BY THIS FRUIT.
Well okay then.

Huh?
BETTY! I'M HILLMAN'S 57E.
HOW ABOUT ELF? I AND WANLI ARE GOOD, CLIMB HILL EVRYDAY. SEEN SICIB OFTEN HOW TO DEAL WITH HIM.
DEAL EFFORT!
DI.
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.
.
...Okay then.

((Hahaha is his name seriously Steel))

THERE ISN'T YEDONG(A DOG), MAYBE THE FROST GOD IS ANGRY? IT'S NOT A GOOD NOTICE, ONLY THIS TIME IT IS CALM.
I... what? I don't think I understood a word of that.

((Hahaha his name is seriously Steel))

GO THROUGH THIS CITY THEN TO WUYEMU FOREST. BUT MANY THIN TREES ARE IN THE WAY, DON'T GO FORWARD.
IF I WAS SHAOTANZHITEN'S MONSTER, I CAN LEARN THE STUNT TO CHOP TREE.
Shaotanzhiten? What kinda name is Shaotanzhiten?

W-nut?

...that explains nothing.
Whatever. Let's check out Steel's home.

YEDONG ISN'T IN, HOW TO DO? ISN'T IT TAKEN BY BADDY?
...I don't think that's a word.

HEY, WHO ARE YOU? YOU ARE BETTY,
You just answered your own question. Also, how the heck do you know my name!?
DO YOU MAKE THE BASIN?
No I do not.
SORRY, NOW IT ISN'T THE TIME TO MAKE THE BASIN
DO YOU KNOW MISSILE BOMB?
((Missile Bomb is without a doubt the best name for an evil team ever.))
NO, NEEDN'T TO KNOW, I SAY, MISSLE BOMB THREE MEN USE ELFS BY BAT MEANS A BAD GROUP REALLY.
How does someone go about using things by "bat means"?
ORIGINALLY THEY HAD BEEN DISMISSED THREE YEARS AGO.
HE STRANDED YEDONG'S TAIL WITH ROPE, SOLD IT AS WARE.
THEY MUST BE PUNISHED. YEDONG, YOU WAIT, STEEL MANKIND, I WILL COME BACK TO RESCUE YOU!

Well okay then.
Does he even have any elfs? I'd probably better go help...


HEY! THE MAN LOOK AROUND ABOVE, HE BURSTS OUT, HE SHIRKS. I DROPE FROM THE ROPE AND BRODE MY WAIST, I CANN'T MOVE
MY MONSTER SAID IT A LITTLE PUNISHMENT FOR ME.
ALL RIGHT, BETTY! THAT IS THE SOUL OF COACH!

Oh hey!


YED, THE FOO ELF
1.2 M TALL, 36.0 KG WEIGH.
?ALWAYS OBEYING, DO NOT NOTICE EVEN THE CAPTURE BITE.
I pity the foo who do not notice even the capture bite.

(Name the next one Trump then)

Oh, fine.


WHEN I WAS WATCHING ABOVE, THE OLD MAM SHOUT SUNDDLY.
That's like, the fifth spelling error in the past two minuets. Does being in this well make everyone terrblie at spellong or somthung?
I WAS SHOCKED AND FALLED IN WELL. I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU FOR RELAXING
...
GET AWAY FROM ME
I HAVE A GENDER-CONFUSED, FLAMING RODENT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
GET AWAAAAYYYY

Oh. You just want to fight me. Okay.

Man, Xylo, you look awesome now.
SEEDPLAYE'S ???? WIN
NO!NO!

YES, WE SNIPPED YEDONG'S YEDONG'S TAIL TO SOLD IT ALL IS TO MAKE A PROFIT.
IT IS MISSILE BOMB TO DO ANYTHING!

QUIT WORK? HAVE A TRY TO KNOCK THEM DOWN!

What the heck is up with that name!?

Oh no! Viola is messed!
...If only I knew what exactly being messed entails.

Oh, okay. Why is the game telling me to be confused, though?


((I forgot to screenshot Viv. Whoops! It was an Ekans.))


Oh, we got another _. Once we're done here, we can use the__to get out quickly! These _s are so convenient!

((Not even gonna both showing that fight. Really, nothing interesting happened.))

IT IS SAID FOR YEDONG'S TAIL SOLD TO BE MADE A PROFIT. OTHERS FEELS ILL IN FACT
Nnno clue what you just said.

IT IS YEDONG'S TAIL TO BE CUT OFF, THERE ARE SOME MAILS, DO YOU WANT TO READ?
>Yes
BETTY! LOOK AT THE MAIL!
GRADFATHER MIXES WELL IN YEDONG, STAY AT HOME. FATHER WRITES.
What is a "gradfather"? A father that graduated?

I WILL BE RUDE TO YOU IF YOU DISTURB OUR WORK.
You'll be... rude to me? Oh, I'm so scared.

ARRRGH STOP HAVING SO MANY POI-TYPES
VIOLA CAN BARELY TOUCH THEM, AND I'M GETTING TIRED OF SWITCHING OUT AT THE START OF EVERY BATTLE.

Theeere we go.

Alright!
((Man, I really wish Viola was more useful... I've always wanted to try using an Ariados, but every battle just makes me want to put her back in the box more and more.))

DO GOOG! BUT IT WILL NOT BE SO EASY NEXT TIME.

OUR MISSILE BOMB YINCIYI WAS DISMISSED THREE YEARS AGO IT HID UNDER THE GROND TO KEEP ON ACTING FOR THE FUTURE SOMETHING HAPPENS
I AM INTERESTED IN THEM!
Man, would it kill you to use a comma every so often?

Aww, I liked it better when I did "goog".
DO WELL
THE MISSILE BOMBS ESCAPES. MY WAIST BECOME WELL, WE ARW GOING TO GO BACK
Okay yeah at this point I'm pretty sure that this well dous indeed mess with poeples speliing.

Huh? I thought your name was Steel?
GANGTIE SAYS: HEY! BETTY,YOU ARE THE FIRST FIEND TO WORK BY ROPE.
I LIKE TO MAKE A BASIN FOR YOU. NOW ONLY THIS IN HANDYOU TAKE IT BEFORE.
BETTY RECIEVE
BETTY!
BALL FUCK
GANGTIE SAYS: I AM MAKING MILLIT, MILLIT TREE, AND COLLECT ITS FRUITS. THEN I'M FREE TO MAKE.
HEY, COLLECT THEM, GOOD, I MAKE THE BASIN..

Huh. So, this W-nut can be made into a basin? That'd be neat.
GANGTIE SAYS: HEY! ONE DAY TO MAKE IT, TAKE IT AFTER A WHILE.
I... think I understood that.

Shut up, Xia!
Anyways...

Alright, another Gymnasium!
THE GYMNASIUM CURATOR OF RIDU TOWN IS VERY STRONG. THE WALKING MONSTER IS IN FULL SWING.

Getting pretty close to the image limit, so I'll take on the Gymnasium next time.

[Syxx]

I don't think this will ever get old its so bad

[Kíeros]

How have I not seen this before? And how is this so hilarious.

I agree; Team Missile Bomb is the best name for an evil team ever.

[muffinz]

It's 6/12! What does that mean? It means update!


Alright, time for the Gymnasium.

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HELLO, CHALLENGER. THOUGH ZHAOZHI IS YOUNG, ITS KNOWLEDGE ABOUT WORM ELF COULDN'T BE FEWER,
Wait, "it"? Also, apparently Zhaozhi knows nothing about worm elves. Which is kinda dumb, considering his/her/its job is to train them...
THAN THE YOUTH, NO DIRETION IS SAD? YES, SEE ME, WORM ELF DISLIKES FIRE, THE EFFECT OF FLYING ELF IS OUTSTANDING!
Well, I've got Xylo. Honestly, this'll probably be the easiest curator in the game, if I use him/her.
...Actually, Viola and Banjo need the experience more. If I just use Xylo, he'd be, like, level 18 by the time we leave. :V

LIUMEI "WHAT CHALLENGE THE LEADER, THEN BEGIN TO FIGHT

...No comment.

VIOLA TO ORDER! VIOLA MESSED!
((a couple turns later))
VIOLA VERY MESSED.


((Wait hold on a second. This is supposed to be telling me that Viola's "spee" can't get any lower. But, there's only one S. So, the game is actually referring to Viola's... pee. D: ))



Wait, why haven't you envolved[sic] that yet?


Oh no! Viola is numbed, and can't do!
:V


DID YOU KNOW THAT ELF INVOLVED SOON, AND BE STRONG SOON?



...Fork? What?
Wait a second...

There. That's better.


Alright, time for the Curator.

I AM ZHOZHI, IF IT'S WORM ELF, I'M NOT DEFEATED BY EVERYONE.
I see-- you're only defeated by some.
:V
BECAUSE I WILL RESEARCH WORM ELF IN FUTURE, TO BE A DR. GREAT IN THIS CASE, I GIVE YOU MY RESEARCH RESULT TO SEE.

...You know, I see why the guy at the gymnasium's entrance called Zhozhi an "it"-- he couldn't tell whether it was a boy or girl!
Anyways, let's get to this battle. You'd better be tougher than Heyaduo!

That's, uh... not what I was expecting.

DELAN?
FALLED
Alright, now you'll use something strong, right?

*SIGN*

ONE RESULT
KEYU?
FALLED
Okay, you clearly suck at this. I should just give up on hoping you'll use something strong.

Oh. Well screw you too Zhozhi.

Hah! Your puny knifs can do nothing to my all-mighty gender-confused, flaming rodent!

((Before it went down, it used HYPNOSI, which I'm pretty sure is Quick Attack.))

JMLITE'SCAI WIN

GREAT! YOU UNDERSTAND ELF IT SEEM MY STUDY NOT ENOUGH.
GIVE YOU THIS BUDGE.
BETTY! AS PRIZE 1600 MOTHER SEND SOME

BETTY GAIN NSECT BADGE FROM ZHAOZHI
ZHOZHI SAYS: DO YOU KNOW THE ITS EFFECT? IF HOLDING THE INSECT BADGE, YOU CAN MAKE ELFS OUTRIGHT WHICH LEVEL IS UNDER 30, AND THIS ELF FOR YOU, WHICH CAN USE SAW, AND USE THE STUNT WITHOUT FIGHTING.
BETTY RECIEVE SKIL
BETTY! SKIL
MACHINE FUCK
ZHOZHI SAYS: IT'S SERIES SAW IN SKILL MACHING, ONLY ALL THE ATTACKS HIT ON, ITS POWER BECOMES STRONGER. AND THE FIGHTING TIME IS LONGER, THE VANTAGE FOR IT IS MORE, IT IS VERY STRONG? THIS IS MY FIND.
Well okay then. Let's go hane a rest, then head for the forest.
*one haned rest later*


Woah hey there guy.
A THING TO ASK: IS IT REAL THE MISSILE BOMB RELIVES?
Yeah, but then I beat the crap outta them.
WHAT, IT'S YOU TO BEAT THEM DOWN, REALLY?
Uh-huh.
THEN SHOW OFF YOUR STRENGTH TO SEE!
Oh, if you insist.

((Pfffhaha, I forgot I named him that.))



One down...

What? No game that wasn't staring that was CLEARLY biting. Gosh what is wrong with you.


Aaand two...

Ooh dear. Maybe I shouldn't have sent out my weakest elf against his strongest.

Aww yeah. :3
TUBA WIN
THE ELF CAN NOT BE USED... YOU WON IS BECAUSE MY ELF BECOME WEAKER.
BETTY! AS PRIZE 960 MOTHER SEND SOME

I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO, COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ARE ALL UNPARDONABLE. YOU DON'T AFFECT ME! THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE.

*applause*

Huh? Whaddaya mean it's not 6/12 anymore? Of course it is! I would never miss such an important day to update. You must be delusional.
...
:V

[Kíeros]

Oh no! It's En'sges again! AHH!
(Why must these horrible translations be so funny?)

[williamcll]

so it was translated from Chinese to Vietnamese to English or is this a Chinese to English?

English>chinese>english

[Syxx]

thats horrible, nothing translated 3 times will be any good

[williamcll]

eh, I've seen much worse.

[Syxx]

what?! how can it be worse then this?

[williamcll]

what?! how can it be worse then this?

just search the phrase "engrish" and you'll see what I mean.