Let's Play Pokèmon Veitnamese Crystal (The past man didn't know!)

[muffinz]

Thanks to everyone who commented!

Huzzah.

Huh. I had no idea this even existed.

ALSO:

New update time!

What starter will I pick? Find out next time!
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First up!

The grass one, Qiaok!
WU SAYS: GRASS ELF QIGE LEADER MAY LIKE!?
Huh? No, Qige Leader doesn't like it, or so I heard.
THINK SLOWLY AND DECIDE.
Okay, now for...

The water one, Croc!
WU SAYS: WATER ELF LITTLE CROCODILE WILL DO!
No, it won't.
THINK SLOWLY AND DECIDE.
Shut up, Wu.
Aaand finally:

The fire one, Rided!
WUSIJI SAYS: DO YOU CHANGE FIRED ELF INTO "A BIG WIND OF FIRE"?
Um, sure? I don't know what you just said and I don't care.

I THINK IT'S THE BEST.
I bet you'd say that no matter which one I picked.
((He does.))


Heck yes I'm gonna name it!
There's no way I'm going to call something "Rided" all the time.

Uhhh...
Forget it, I'll just name him something stupid.
Like, Xylophone, or some crap like that.

Ehhh, it works.

ELF GRANDFATHER LIVES IN FRONT OF JIEYE CITY, A FORTHRIGHT LEADS HERE.
I don't know what you're saying so I'll just nod and go "uh-huh".
EASY TO UNDERSTAND.
Hey, are you mocking me?
Not everyone can understand broken English, you know.
>:[
I TELL YOU MY TEL NO. BEFORE IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING, GIVE ME A RING.
BETTY LOG ON THE TEL NO. OF WUSIJI DR.
IF THE ELF IS INJURED, USE THE MACHINE FREELY TO CURE.
THEN, MS. BETTY REQUEST YOU.

...I love how he said "REQUEST YOU" like he'd tell me something else, and then just sent me off.
And by "love" I mean "don't understand why the heck".

MS.BETTY! I GIVE YOU THIS FOR I TRUST YOU. BELIEVED YOU WILL USE IT!

So, he gave me drugs, because he trusts me, and believes I'll use them.
This game is rated E.

TOTALLY RATED E.
A LITTLE MATTER WILL MAKE US IN A MESS,
FOR WE ARE ONLY TWO MEN TO DEAL WITH IT.
Shut up. I'm leaving.

You still suck.

Okay, finally leaving this awful town.
Maybe the rest of the world has better grammar?
Er, better everything.

So, this road leads to Jiye City, according to that sign.

THE MONSTERS HIDED IN CAOCUN, DON'T KNOW WHEN THEY JUMP OUT.
Okay so tall grass is now called caocun. I'm okay with this.

Alright, what's my first encounter?

A camel. Okay...?

Yeah! You tell him, Xylo! Get out of here!

Xylo's attacks are "Prize" and "S-Pin".
I'm pretty sure S-Pin just spins the foe and makes them dizzy to reduce their Attack.
Whereas Prize involves telling them they have a present, so they get so exited that they get hurt somehow.
So let's use Prize.

YOU WIN A PRIZE
WHAT IS IT?

It's DEATH!
Okay enough of that.
Anyways, on our way to Jiye City, not much else happened.
Xylo beat the turkey stuffing out of some more camels, I guess.

NO DESERT-DWELLERS IN MY CAOCUN!
Also that attack hit to key. That's a critical hit, apparently.

We also found some drugs just lying on the ground.
Whoever came here last really needs to be more careful with their illegal hallucinogens!

Alright, Xylo level six rose!

XYLO AH, NEW RENEW WANT!
RENEW GOT!
He learned "Renew", too. It lowers accuracy.
Actually, this totally makes sense. You see, all of Xylo's foes used to be nearsighted.
When he uses Renew, he spits a smokelike chemical that "renews" their vision problems.

FOR ITS COMING OUT ONLY IN THE MORNING, TO GRASP IT, WAIT THERE.
Oh you are just sick.
This guy is waiting for the poor diurnal elves to come out so that he can kidnap them.

THERE IS THE TREE WITH FRUIT!
SUNSTON END
SUNSTON GOT!
BETTY!SUNSTON
BAG FUCK
And we got a Sun Stone. Unlike the kind that evolves certain elves,
this one is actually nutricious rock candy that grows on trees. It will restore ten HP.

We also saw a fat turkey owl that balanced on one leg. It laughed at us.

GO AWAY I ATE YOU ON THANKSGIVING LEAVE US ALONE
The cheeky little jerk hit us to key, too.

Man, Xylo is eating through these guys like he can eat through rock candy shaped like the sun.

THE TREE WILL FALL DOWN!
Yep. It totally will. :V

Hey, I made it to Jiye!
It's getting late. Maybe I should stop here for a while.

Alright! Find out how horrible Jiye city is next time, on Let's Play Pokèmon Vietnamese Crytal!!!
*credits theme*

...
Why did I do that.

[Cervos]

[muffinz]

HE HE HE

[KawaiiMelon]

(also the potion is in there you just have to click on the PROP button.)

No, I looked in there. It didn't have anything.

Hmm, in my game it had a potion. Strange.

[muffinz]

New update! I tried to finish this, like, every night since I made the last one, but I got such a late start every time that I only completed a little bit each time.


Alright, here we are.

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YOU ARE NEW COACH? YES, NO MATTER, EVERYONE HAS IT'S BEGINNING,
Wow this guy is actually kind of intelligible.
Maybe the rest of the world really is more coherent!

No thanks.
...
Aww, fine. You'll probably give me something if I say yes.


THERE, THE MONSTER CENTER!
IF YOU KEEP INJURED MONSTERS THERE THEY WILL GET BACK AT ONCE.
IN THE FUTURE YOU OFTEN GAIN ITS HELP, SO BETTER TO KNOW DISTINCTLY.
Okay, mayyybe I was wrong about him being coherent.

THIS IS THE "FREIND'S STORE".
SORTS OF GOODS TO SELL, FOR EXAMPLE, THE BASIN TO GRASP MONSTERS, ETC.

THE FRONT IS WANDAOLU.
EVERYONE'S PRIDING MONSTERS. PLAY GAMES THERE.

THIS IS THE SEA, THE MONSTER THERE ONLY LIVES IN THE WATER.

THIS IS MY HOME, THANK YOUR FOR CHATTING WITH ME, THIS IS FOR YOU.
BETTY GET MAP!
YOU CAN SEE THE MAP WITH THE GEARING OF BETTY.
Wait, how did you know my name? ,':/
WITH "HANDY CARD", THE MONSTER GEARING WILL BE HANDY MORE!
...Okay.
I guess we'd better stop at the Monster Center.
Fighting Sweet Camel and Hella Turkey so much must have tired Xylo out!

HARD FOR YOU THE MONSTER CENTER. MONSTER STRENGTH IS RECOVERING LET YOUR MONSTERS HANE A REST?
Yeah, sure.
THEN GIVE ME IT FIRST.

WAITTING YOU FOR A LONG TIME THESE MONSTERS YOU HANDED ME ARE ALL RENEW.
COME AGAIN PLEASE!
We'd better buy some stuff, too.


Wait, this store sells drugs? That's horrible! >:[
At least they have normal stuff, too.
I'll buy some unpoisioning things, I guess.

ANTI 3 BUY WITH 300(symbol) DS?
Yep.
DONE, THANK YOU!
They've also got "RELIEF" and "ANUMB".
Relief gets rid of paralysis, or IDLE, and Anumb wakes stuff up.
I don't think we'll need those for a little while.

Not much to do now but go find that Elf Grandfather guy.
So, let's go to R30.
One step into the grass, though, and another laughing owl attacked us.
This one looked a little different...

"whoot-woot ?"
We still beat it, though.

"I WARNED YOU ABOUT PRIZES, BRO!
I TOLD YOU DOG!"

Hey, have we found his house already?
That tree had a sunstone by the way.

IT'S SAID THAT THE MONSTER EATS THE FRUIT, DO YOU KNOW?
AFTER EATING THAT, IT WILL BE HEATH.
GIVE YOU SOME.
(and then he gave me some sunstones)
Wait, so eating fruit will turn Xylo into health?
Good thing rock candy isn't fruit!

Alright, that wasn't Elf Grandfather.
Let's keep going.

On the way, we found some coaches competing their elfs.

PLAY UP HIT
WHAT ABOUT? AN IMPORTANT GAME.
GO ASIDE.

Okay, his house is forward. Good.

We found a Nilem in his unmowed lawn.
It must have come from the Nile River-- what is it with this place and Egypt?


Gah!
That's not good.

Thankfully, Xylo had some rock candy, so I didn't have to heal him.
We'd better avoid those things until we have some way of not dying to any Water-types, though.

Ah, good. It would be unfortunate if we escaped imperfectly.

Uh-oh. This must be what that guy was talking about.
Better not give it to Xylo; I don't want him to transform into health!

Alright, we finally made it.

AH, AH. YOU ARE MS.BETTY, WUSIJI DR. CALLS HE IS WAITING FOR YOU.
LET WU. DR. INVESTIGATE THE THING.

Oh man, this thing is magical!? That's crazy.

Or maybe it's just odd? Come on, make up your mind.
A COUPLE IS BREEDING THE GRASPED MONSTERS, THAT IS THEM.
MAYBE SEND OUT A MAIL ABOUT THE RESEARCH OF MONSTER EVOLVING.
WU. DR IS UNIQUE.
You can say that again.
...I bet he just wants this thing for breakfast.

ANYWAY, OUJIDE DR. ACCEPTS THIS POINT.
IF MY DREAM IS TRUE, WU DR. KNOWS IT.

OUJIDE SAYS: YOU ARE MS. BETTY!
I AM OUJIDE TO STUDY THE MONSTER. I ASKED MY OLD FRIEND, MONSTER GRANDFTATER.
HE SAYS THERE IS A CORTEGE COMES FROM MR. WUSIJI, SO I AM WAITING.
...The heck is a cortege?
OH, YOU TAKE A SCARCE ELF, AND, WITH REASON THIS IS THE REASON WHY MR. WUSIJI REQUEST YOU!
FOR HE GAVE YOU THE MONSTER.
I CAN ACCEPT THE REASON. I AND WUSIJI ARE THE SAME RESEARCHER,
OH MY GOD WHAT A PLOT TWIST
WE THINK THE MONSTER IS OUR IMPORTANT FRIEND, IF IT'S YOU, YOU MUST LOOK AFTER THEM WELL.
YES, I SEE YOU AND WANT TO REQUEST YOU A THING.
Will this guy ever stop talking?
IN FACT, YOU LOOK THE ILLUSTRATED HANDBOOK,
IT USES SPIRY TECHNIQUE TO AUTOMATICALYRECORD THE DATA OF GRASPED MONSTERS.
BETTY GAIN THE ILLUSTRATED HANDBOOK FROM OUJIDE.
IF YOU MEET WITH MANY MONSTERS, I WISH YOU USE AND LOOK AFTER THEM WELL.
WITHIN AN INCH OF FORGETTING IT, I DO SO ALL THE TIME, NOW I WILL GO BACK TO XIAOJIN CITY, TO MAKE RADIO PROGRAMS. BYE MS. BETTY, REQUEST YOU!

Finally!

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO OUJIDE?
LET MONSTERS HAVE A REST, THEY'LL BE BETTER.
(one haned rest later)
REQUEST YOU.

Oh, not this guy again.
HELLO! MS.BETTY?
WHAT IS THIS?
A phone conversation.
IT TOO BAD!
GO BACK SOON!
Sigh. I guess I'd better go back soon.
(one going back soon later)

You again?
YOU HAD GAINED MONATERS FROM GRADUATE SCHOOL, BUT YOU ARE SO WEAK, IT'S A GREAT PITY.
Hey! >:[
I HAVE GOOD MONSTER, WHAT'S THE MATTER I TELL YOU.
You have a good monster? Well, so do I. >:]


Alright, time for an epic, drawn-out battle full of drama and action!
...Actually nothing really happened. Croc just used "SCRAAH" a bunch while Xylo gave him a lot of prizes. We both hit to key on the same turn, which was kinda cool.
Before long...


Oh yes I am. >:]

Yeah, you basically are.

Oh.
I AM... I AM A MONSTER COACH, THE FIRST MANKIND ALL OVER THE WORLD.
He then proceeded to punch me out of the way and run off at about seventy miles an hour.

Sorry about cutting it off there, but that ever-present image limit kept me from getting to a good stopping point.

[kholhaus]

Oh god.

Are you sure the people who made this game weren't just english speaking Vietnamese who just wanted to make an amazing parody?

Because that's what it looks like.

And I love it.

[billybobfred]

I AND WUSIJI ARE THE SAME RESEARCHER

Hopy shit, I was not expecting that! :o

[KawaiiMelon]

I AM... I AM A MONSTER.

[Cervos]

[Jay]

==> ??? is named DICKS.

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

e: Also, what'sup with the whole "BAG FUCK" and "POCKET FUCK" thing that happens every time you obtain an item?

[muffinz]

Huh? I don't get the joke here.

e: Also, what's up with the whole "BAG FUCK" and "POCKET FUCK" thing that happens every time you obtain an item?

I may be wrong, so don't quote me on this, but I thiiink I read somewhere that the Veitnamese word meaning "put in" is also a slang term for, well, the literal meaning of "fuck". When the people who made this bootleg translated it, they apparently just put that there instead of "put in" because they are either stupid or an automated translation program. Probably both.

If we subsitute the "fuck" for the "put in" it should be, it kind of makes more sense.
Example:
BETTY! DRUG
BAG PUT IN
See?

ALSO:
Update!!!


Where was I? Oh right, going back soon.

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*ONE GOING BACK SOON LATER*

Here we are.

THE SOUND IS BIG OUTSIDE, HE DR. GOES TO SEE, SOMEBODY IS GRASPING ELFS.
Who is this He Dr.? I've never heard of him. :\
GRASP OTHER THINGS FREELY, IT'S NOT BELIEVED. AH, THE ELF WAS CAUGHT, HOW IS IT NOW?
IT'S SAID THAT THE ELF WHITCH IS BAT BREED BECOMES BAD ELF.
So, bats have bad stats when they fully evolve? Note for later!

Woah, what's going on here?
AS IF THE ELF IN THIS GRADUATE SCHOOL IS STOLEN, IT'S HEARD FROM WU DR.
IT'S THE YOUTH TO DO WITH RED AND LONG HAIRS
I think I saw somebody like that. And by "I think I saw", I mean "I beat the crap out of"
REALLY, FIGHT WITH THE COACH LIKE HELL?
Yes. I really fought with him like hell.
DON'T SAY YOUR NAME?
It seems kinda strange that you don't want my name, but okay.

Wait, you want his name? Ummm, he didn't tell me.
I guess I'll just make something up.

>:D
...
Nahhh. I'm not that evil.

There. That's a little less mean.
I SEE, ONLY THESE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.

((I then talked to Wu Dr, but I forgot to screenshot the beginning part. Sorry!
But really, he just said some of the usual nonsense, and then...))

BETTY GIVE MAGICAL EGG TO DR. WU

WU SAYS: THIS IS...
MAYBE THIS IS ELF'S EGG?
How can you tell just by looking at it? It is pretty huge, I guess.
Man, think of how big an omelet you could make with this thing!
IF IT'S TRUE, IT WILL BE A GREAT FINDING!
EN? GAIN THE ILLUSTRATED HANDBOOK FROM DR. OUJIDUO?
Yeah.
MS. BETTY, IT'S TRUE? A MARVELOUS THING. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
DR. OU CAN KNOW THE COACH'S ABILITY, CANN'T HE?
YOU MAY HAVE THE ABILTITY AND DIATHESIS TO BE A CHAMPION.
Is that even a word?
ELFS IS CLOSE TO YOU, I THINK YOU MAY CHALLENGE OTHERS.
THIS SIDE IS NEAR TO GUIXANG GYMNASIUM.
MS. BETTY, BEFORE YOU BECOME A CHAMPION, YOU SHOULD SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR MOTHER.
Wow, that was kind of intelligible. Next, we move on to shapes.
...Okay let's go. Guess I'd better do what he said, though.

MS. BETTY!
I GIVE YOU THIS FOR YOU'LL MAKE THE ILLUSTRATED ICON.
Oh great, more drugs.

Or not?
MAKING THE ILLUSTRATRED ICON NEED ELFS.
SO ONLY THROW THE BOX TO WILD ELFS, YOU'LL GRASP IT.
BETTY!HUGEBALL
BALL FUCK

Alright, stopping at home.

AH! SO LOVELY.
WHAT? TO EXPLORE GOOD, MOTHER SUSTAINS YOU TOO WHAT CAN I DO?
WELL, I HELP YOU TO KEEP MONEY. YOU SHOULD GO OUT FOR A LONG
IT'S NOT RIGHT NOT TO SAVE MONEY TO KEEP THE MONEY?

Uhhh, yes?
I KNOW YOU WILL KEEP MONEY DO IT MYSELF
BE CARE OF GOOD FRIEND TRY HARD TOGETHER BE CAREFUL OF GOING

...Okay.

Alllright, leaving that place for what I hope is the final time.

AS IF YOU WANT WHAT TO GRASP, HOW MANY YOU HAVE GRASPED?
Um... none?
DON'T I TEACH YOU THE MEANS TO CATCH IT?



Wow. You have a really horrible name.


EN JUST THIS FEELING
MAKING IT WEAK, IT'S EASY TO CATCH.
Okay.
I guess I'll try to catch something.
*ON R30, MINUTES IN THE FUTURE(BUT NOT MANY)*

OH MY GOD IT IS SO CUTE
I MUST HAVE IT
While catching it, it used HEMP AH, which did this...

...and it used an attack that doesn't have a name. There was nothing where the name would be.

It's apparently Poison Sting.


Yeah!!!!!!!!

WHAT

ROUY, THE ???? ELF.
0.5 M TALL, 8.5 KG WEIGH.
?KEEP UNMOVING, TILL DARK WHILE CATCHING CAPTURE.

:D
((Sorry for not naming her Vriska, but I'm going with a definite theme for most names in this playthrough. You can probably guess what it is.))
Viola wasn't the only thing we caught-- we also got...

NILEM, THE EGG ELF.
0.6 M TALL, 12.4 KG WEIGH.
?AFTER EATING CAN SEE PART OF THE ORGANS CLEARLY.


CAML, THE RAT ELF.
0.3 M TALL, 3.5 KG WEIGH.
?SURVIVAL ANYWHERE AND QUANTITIES IS INCREASING.


Hehehe. :33
((Not all names will fit the theme, just most. I just had to make an exeption for these apparently Egyptian elfs.))

HEHE, THE OWL ELF.
0.7 M TALL, 21.2 KG WEIGH.
?ALWAYS LOUD AT SET TIME BRING IT AS A CLOCK.

HE HE HE
((This one, too. 8^y))

ZHIB, THE BAT ELF.
8.0 M TALL, 20.8 KG WEI[?
??HANG UP SIDE DOWN CROWINGLY ON HOUSE OR CAVE.
Eight METERS tall!? 0_O
((I forgot to screenshot it, but I named her SAX, because I had the mental image of an eight-meter tall bat playing a saxophone and that's just too hilarious to pass up.))
Alright, that's all the elfs we can catch right now. Let's move on.

...after buying some more huge balls, just in case.



Well, I'd say that's a pretty decent team to start off with.

((For those of you who are not used to the metric system, a meter is about three feet, so Zhib is around twenty-four feet tall... and it drinks blood. Enjoy your nightmare fuel! :)

[kholhaus]

BAG PUT IN

????

[Roselalonde]

Huh? I don't get the joke here.

It looks like something Grimdark!Rose would say.

[Dicearm]

Oh god this is just all kinds of hilarious I don't even know where to begin.

Wait, scratch that. I do. Friendly advice: Don't read this when your supposed to be working on something and all kinds of quiet. I spent probably 15 minutes at this part becuase it was just too hard to not laugh loudly in the middle of class.

[muffinz]

Sorry about that twenty-day break there-- I was busy with holiday stuff for some of it, but to be honest, a lot of the reason there wasn't an update for so long is just procrastination. Sorry!


Alright, headin' up to R30.

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EVERYONE ARE FIGHTING HAPPILY IF YOU LIKE, TO JOIN THEM?

Alright, first real trainer battle time!

Or not. >:]
((Hehehe. I always skip the first trainer if possible, then come back and effortlessly destroy them way later.))

Okay, now for the first battle.

JMLITE'S !)K TO COMPETE!
Okay, I was wrong. This guy has the worst name ever.

I mean, what kind of parent names their kid "!)K"?

Oh hey, Viola poisoned his Lap.
Why is it even called Lap?
>:?

He had a Camel, too. No real point in showing us obliterating it.

STRANGED! WIN JUST NOW!

...I'm not going to say anything to that.

After that, not much of note happened until...

...we fought a bug catcher named MQYS who apparently is a member of Team Rocket.
:0
But yeah basically Viola poked his two Pedals to death very slowly, because unfortunately that's all she can do now.



WOAH
I MUST CATCH IT
((Yeah, it was my first encounter, despite having a 5% encounter rate :0 ))
Of course, K.Tut is the only team member who can do more than, like, no damage.
Everyone else's moves are either useless or are x4 resisted.

Even then, though, it takes FOREVER.

B]
Wait...
((ARRRGH. I forgot to save after I bought those hugeballs, and I forgot to re-buy them after loading the save!))

>:[
*after coming back with balls, and spending a few minutes searching for another Ges*

Oh something else new.
CATCHIN' IT

MADAQ, THE FLOW ELF.
0.7 M TALL, 4.0 KG WEIGH.
?REACT QUICKLY AND STRENGTH VINE WHEN SOMETHING MOVEING.

((That's supposed to be a shortened "trumpet". I could have just put TRUMP but that sounds weird :0 ))

Dark Cave. Real creative name there.

OH MY GOD THIS MUSIC
is so cooool
((FUN FACT! In my test run of this game, Dunsparce-or-whatever-it's-called-here was my first encounter. SO LUCKY))

Oooh.
Exept that all my team's moves are either resisted, or will probably one-hit KO it >:[

AND THEN I SPEND TEN MINUTES LOOKING FOR A DUNSPARCE-OR-WHATEVER-IT'S-CALLED-HERE

Awww forget it.


This tree has pins growing on it. When something is confused, poking it with one of these will cure it! :V

EN, WHEN FINDING ELFS, I OVERREACH, FEET ACHING, MYSELF TIRED, I CAN GRASP WILD ELFS EARIER.


Oh that actually is a lot.
BUT THEY'RE ALL LEVEL 2 WORMS

Huh. Both of us resist each other's only attack, which we can't be poisoned by.
THREE DAYS LATER

Finally. >:[

Viola just learned Kee.
I wonder what it does?

OH MY GOD LASER EYES
However, it doesn't do damage. It just sharply lowers Spee. :0

Hey, free stuff lying around. Why didn't that guy pick this up?

WOAH
Of course. When you are actually want something, you can't find it. When you give up, you find it by accident later. >:[

Grrr, that totally should have caught it!

GES, THE LOCK ELF.
8.0 M TALL, 26.9 KG WEIGH.
?(?TANGLE THE CAPTURE SEND POISON INO THE SKIN TO WEAK IT.
I don't care if it's eight meters tall, no ghost made out of gas can be that heavy.
((I forgot to screenshot it but I named her Flute.))

Oh wow it's suddenly morning.
Why, if I didn't know better, I'd say that the hypothetical all-powerful being that is controlling my actions went away to goof off and play video games for a few hours!
((Seriously though, that was perfect timing! I just caught everything I can catch at night!))

Alright, we made it to Guixiang City.
Before we do anything else, I'm gonna go ahead and get rid of the team members I don't feel like doing anything with.

CONNECT WITH ZHENFEN'S COMPUTER THE DEPOSITED SYSTEM HAS BEEN RECALLED.
I went ahead and got rid of everybody exept Xylo and Viola, because K.Tut is useless in the Sprout Tower and there is a Water-type I want to use that I can catch pretty soon.
But on the other hand...

...we'll be taking these guys.
Actually, Trmpt will not be with us for long, for a reason that should be clear to anyone who has played a generation 2 game.

[Cowey42]

(Name the next one Trump then)
Day Elf catching time! Or go and practice Buddhism in the tower up north.

[-Benedict]

Oh dang, what's Rocky gonna be named in this one?

[muffinz]

Oh right, this thing.

Yeah, I'm going to update sometime, it's just that I haven't actually played the game past the end of the last update, and I haven't been in a Pokèmon-playing mood lately. Sorry!

[muffinz]

Okay, so I've got kind of a problem. When I'm making a long enough post for the scroll bar to appear, I can't keep the little box where you write the post scrolled down. It's like the scroll bar is attached to the top of the page with a rubber band or something-- it keeps going back up by itself, and it just won't stay down unless I keep scrolling down every couple seconds. This has been going on ever since a couple weeks ago, at the point when all the themes exept the grey and white one were disabled, and the layout changed subtly.

It's pretty frustrating! I don't really know how I can make this update like this-- I've got all the screenshots taken, and the text of the update written, but I can't edit the pictures into the spots where they go unless I can keep the scroll bar at one spot for long enough, which is pretty much impossible.

Does anyone have a solution to this?

[DecidedlyDevious]

Hmmm, this might be an annoying solution but it is one none-the-less. The bottom right corner of the text box has a drag handle you can use to expand the text field. If you keep expanding it to fit your post you won't be hassled by the scroll bar, but doing it that way has it's own annoyances.

Alternatively, edit in Notepad or Microsoft word and then just copy paste. Inserting the image is simple. Just put [img]direct address to the picture[/img]. Then just preview to make sure everything is correct.

[williamcll]

hugeball ball-fuck?

[muffinz]

Okay so yeah I procrastinated like crazy there. My thought process was pretty much:

hey it's been a while since the last update maybe I should start making the next
ehhh I'll do it tomorrow i feel like doing this other thing now

And so on, day after day. Whoops!

Also, a couple of the images in this update are shrunken down for reasons unknown. Neither of them have text in them(that you haven't seen already), so it shouldn't be a problem. Sorry about that.

Also also: Thanks for the solution, DD! It was actually easier to edit the images in Notepad than it used to be when I was doing it the old way, so I think I'll keep doing that even if the problem is fixed.


Wait, it's night again? Awww.
Oh well.

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Before I do anything else, I think I'll raise our team up to a reasonable level.

That should be good for now.
((Yeah, I changed my mind about using Flute. Sorry!))

IT'S BAIMING TOWER LET MONSTER PRACTISE THERE

Okay, here we are.
((Ugh, not looking forward to the battles in here. Even with the all-mighty fast forward button, this tower is pretty much five minutes of button mashing.))

THE MADASIMUMI TOWER IS HIGH 30 METRES.
IT'S SAID HIS BODY TURNED INTO THE PILLAR IN THE CENTER OF TOWER.
Wow, you're actually kind of intelligible!

THE PILLAR SHAKES SLIGHTLY, ABOVE, THE MONKS IS PRACTICING BUDDHISM
Practicing... buddhism? How would that shake the pillar?

THE TOWER IS BUILT FOR POCKET MONSTERS TO PRACTISE BUDDHISM.
I thought the monks were doing that?

THE MAN ASCENDING FIRST MAY GAIN SECRER STUNT.
[S]Man: Ascend first

Woah hey there
WE WILL NOT DESTORY THE TOWER EVEN IF WE ARE CRAZY
Pffffhahaha.

Aaaah the names keep getting crazier and crazier D:

Ugh man I wish Xylo would just learn a FLA-type move already.

Oh cool these three useless Madaqs gave him a level.

...But still no new moves.

FOR THE PILLAR, VERY EARTHQUAKE WILLN'T BREAK IT.
Yeah sorry but I kind of have to go walk over here very quickly bye


THEY PROTECTED THE TOWER FOR THANKSGIVINGS
...What.

Gaaah stop having a million Madaqs. >:[

Aww, so close to a level.
THANKS
You're... welcome?

A goal?

Yeah, I got no clue.


More like, waved in the wind as a go away.
...
Seriously go away you're annoying.


Yes you are. What kind of idiot uses three of the same(very weak) elf? Oh, that's right. EVERYONE HERE!

Woah, imagine all the Madaqs I'll be fighting.

TRAINED ON THE ROAD OF ULTIMATE
Holy crap! This guy trained on the road of ultimate! Amazing. I bet this will be a challenging battle!

...Or not.

I don't even think you really did train there. I bet you just trained at the road of penultimate!

TO LET THE MONSTER BECOMES STRONGER, THE COACH MUST BE STRONGER. IF ONLY SO, THE MONSTER MUST BE STRONGER.
Wow. Are you, like, paid for every time you say the word "stronger"?

THE MERCHINE GIVEN BY PRISBYTER LIGHTED THE DARK
What the heck did you just say.

You guys are so useless.

0WWISH YOUR COMMENDATORY ROAD IS A FLASHING ROAD
It's the road where you go.

HOW TRUST ARE YOU TO HAVE A TRYING

Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherf***ing Madaqs in this motherf***ing tower!

Well, at least they're easy experience.

Huh? What's Rock?

Oh my god something that isn't a Madaq!

Wow, that thing actually posed a threat!

Level eleven and STILL no FLA move!?
VERY TRUST!

Okay, what should I do "quicklly"?

Oh crap it's the red and long hairs coach that really fight with like hell.
THE ELDER SAYS: THE MAN'S STRENGTH IS TRUE, T DIDN'T BLETHER.
THIS SECRE MACHINE MAY BE HAND HIM, BUT BE CARE OF THE MONSTERS.
THE MAN'S METHOD TO FRIGHT IS SEVERE.
THE MONSTER ISN'T A TOOL TO FRIGHT.

ER!
AFTER THE ELDER SAID, NOBODY ANSWERED, CERTAINLY TO BE KIND OF THE MONSTERS.
I DON'T ADMIT DEFEAT. I TAKE A FANCY TO THE STRONG WINNER. ANYTHING ELSE IS OKAY.

USE THE ROPE TO GO THROUGH THE HOLE.
Wow. He is crazy.
(Not like everyone else isn't...)

Alright, time to fight this guy.
IT'S THIS TOWER TO LET THE MONSTERS ANDPEOPLE ARE FULL OF FANCY, FOR BRIGHT FUTURE,
TO AFFIRM THE PRACTISING PLACE AND THE LAST STEELING,
WE NEED TO SEE WHO IT IS BETWEEN ME AND THE MAN THAT ISN'T SNAPPED THE TACHE WITH THE MONSTERS!

Sooo many words. :[

Sooo many levels, too! :D

Aw yeah I am. >:]

IF IT'S THE MAN, MAYBE USE THE SECRET STUNT, PLEASE TAKE THE FLASHING SECRE MACHING.
BETTY RECIEVE SECRE!
BETTY!SECRE
MACHINE FUCK
THE ELDER SAYS: IF LET IT FLASHING THE DARK PLACE IT WILL BE BRIGHT,
BUT DON'T USE IT WITHOUT BATTLE, OR ELSE RETURNING TO YOURSELF NATIVE PLACE,
If I use it out of battle, I'll be teleported back to my hometown? oh nooooo
THE GYMNASIUM DON'T GIVE YOU THE BADGE.

Whew, that guy talks a lot.

[Toast]

"THE GYMNASIUM DON'T GIVE YOU THE BADGE." So the LP is going to end after the first gym, or is the monk guy just a liar? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF Let's Play Pokèmon Veitnamese Crystal!
I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.

[DecidedlyDevious]

Ah, now I see why elfs can do all this crazy shit. They're practicing Buddhism!

[billybobfred]

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A goal?

Yeah, I got no clue.

Looks like X Accuracy to me.