Let's Play Pokèmon Veitnamese Crystal (Bullet given by Bet-Boy! Also, a Juju!)

[muffinz]

Remember that LP of Platinum I started? No you don't, because it was a bad idea and it's been stopped. It was way too generic, and I'd played the game too many times to be motivated.

This one, however, is different! This is a really awfully-translated bootleg copy of Crystal that apparently is Vietnamese, and it's really, really hilarious. The translation is good enough to be sort of intelligible, but it's so bad that it's ridiculous. Let's get started!


But of course this is the same as always. I guess they couldn't mess up an image.












Aww, look at that adorable little blue thing! I want one :3


So, anyone know what this scene is supposed to mean? Yeah I didn't think so.


Wait, does that say "QRYSTAL"? I'm pretty sure that's a Q.




Alright, let's start this thing! But first...


Should I be a BOY, or a GIR?
Names would be nice, too. I've already chosen my starter, though.

[kholhaus]

Are you a BOY or a GIR?

VVV

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^^^

>Name: BAG!F*CK

Failing that, "Qrystal"

[Alec Trevelyan]

^what that guy said

Starter name: FUCKASS

[muffinz]

Oh right, forgot to mention-- there are only five spaces allowed for any and all names. Sorry about that. I would totally use "QRYSTAL" if it wasn't for that, though.

[kholhaus]

>Name: Crock

& Ass
& Pisty

because I'm in grade school.

[Jay]

Your name is now DICKS.

Wear your title proudly.

[Alphakirby]

Your name is now DICKS.

Wear your title proudly.

THIS, THIS SO MUCH.
Also the guy who said we should be a GIR, I wholeheartedly agree.

[muffinz]

>Name: Crock

Hmmm...

???

[Reecer6]

Name: Zim
Because he was clearly the best character in the show I mean come on
Alternatively: Name?

[kholhaus]

Betty yes.

but it must be misspelled for sake of Vietnamese screwups.

[Nopad]

Name: ==>
or, :::;)

[Loather of Irk]

I'm down with DICKS

[Alphakirby]

It's unanimous, it will be named Dicks

[Jay]

If your name must be BETTY, then let your rival's name be DICKS.

He will wear his title with the highest honour.

[Cervos]

I'll let it be known that the unown at the beginning is fine. it's a C unown. This is a Q unown.

[muffinz]

Alright, new update! It's a bit long, so I'll put most of it in a spoiler. Yes, I will be doing this most of the time.


WELCOME!
IT'S ELF'S WORLD
PLEASE CHECK THE TIME

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AF 0H24 MBAD! SLEEP TOO LATE

GO TO THE ELF'S WORLD WELCOME!
EVERYONE CALL ME ELF MONSTER
You're an elf monster? You sure don't look like one to me.
ELFS, HERE ARE CALLED MONSTER
If elfs are called "monsters" here, wouldn't that make your name Monster Monster?
That is a ridiculous name.
THEY EXISTED EVERYWHERE
........
(Yes, he seriously used 8 of them)

THEY PLAY FRIENDLY HELP EACH OTHER
LIVE WITH PEOPLE

BUT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM ENTIRELY
THERE ARE MANY SECRETS INSIDE TO KNOW THESE RIDDLES
I DO A INVESTIGATION FOR EVERYDAY

It's, ummm... not any of those.


YOUR STORY WILL START FROM NOW AT ONCE
FOR THE FUTURE YOU WILL MEET MANY TRIALS AND HARDSHIPS,
BITTER AND SWEET TO EXPLORE THE DREAMS
LET'S GO TO THE MONSTER'S WORLD START


BETTY!
THE POWER SUPPLY HAS BEEN PLUGED INTO

Huh? Where's that Potion that's supposed to be in here?
Don't tell me someone stole it! >:[

LISTEN TO DR OUJIDUO'S LECTURE PLEASE.
Okay. If you say so.
"THIS IS ELF CHANNEL.
THE OPPOSITE IS DJ WALNUT
ELF CHANNEL"
Pffhaha, Walnut? That's a silly name!
...That's it? That was hardly a lecture.

Yep. That's definitely a TV set.

Whatever. I'm going downstairs now.

AH! BETTY THE ADJOINING DR.WU FOUND YOU AND WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING.
YES, REMEMBER IT,
THE REPAIRED ELF GEAR IS TAKEN.
Huh? Someone stole that, too?
WHO DID IT
I MUST DESTROY THEM

Don't be like that! This is serious!

wait what
THE ELF GEAR IS OMITED XIUCI AND WILL NOT BE AN INDEPEND COACH, WITHOUT IT.
YES, DIDN'T WRITE THE WEEK, WROTE IT BEFORE USING.

Wednesday, of course! How could you forget that?
Unless you're just making sure I know.

No. Not Wedday. Wednesday.

REMEMBER HOW TO USE PHONE?
You're kidding, right?
...
...
...
No. I clearly don't know how to use a phone. >:[
THEN READ THE EXPLANATION.
INSERT THE PIN SELECT THE HOLY FIGURE
TEL NO. CAN BE LOG ON AUTOMATICLY IF MAKE CALL.
FIND IT AND LOG ON.
That's... not how a phone works.
SO SIMPLY, VERY GOOD..
Okay, whatever. I'm leaving.

...Ehh, I'll look around the house.

HELLO!
YOURY TO TOUBLE
DO YOU KNOW MS.BETTY?
Ummm...
MY DAUGHTER WANT TO BE DR.WU'S HELPER!
SHE DOESN'T OBEY ME LIKE ELFS VERY MUCH.
That's... nice...
:/

MANY GOOD DRINK IN ICEBOX, AND SWEET MIXED COFFEE.

POOL IS CLEANED MOTHER LIKES NEATNESS.
...Pool?

A ADEPT ARRANGING FOR MOTHER VOLCANO BAKEMEAT.
WHAT
...Okay time to go.

Hmmm...

DID YOU STEAL MY POTION

THE FAMOUS WUSIJI MONSTER GRADUATE SCHOOL...


Owww!
Okay this must be the guy.
He just seems like the kind of person who would steal something.
Alright I'd better go see Dr. Wu or whatever his name is now.

MS.BETTY, I AM WAITING FOR YOU.
I CALL YOU TODAY FOR SOMETHING TO REQUEST YOU.
NOW I AM MAKING A NEW RESEARCH INTO ELF, WISH YOU TO COOPERATE.
IN FACT, I AM WRITING ITS DATA TO PUBLISH IN ACADEMY,
AND SOMETHING TO KNOW FOR A LONG TIME,
I THINK, CAN YOU LOOK AFTER THE ELF GRASPED LATELY FOR ME?

Uhhh, yes?
MS.BETTY THANKS
THIS HELP MY BUSINESS.
IF THIS RESEARCH IS PUBLISHED, WE'LL MAKE MORE PROGRESS
TO UNCOVER THE FAN OF ELF
WAIT TO SEE.

AH!
IT'S SO.
I HAVE A FRIEND CALLED ELF GRANDFATHER.
I bet he was teased a lot in school.
HE FOUND A VERY STRANGE THING.
...Care to, uh, elaborate?
IT'S A BIG FIND SPREADED GREATLY.
NOW HE SEND A MAIL WROTE,
"THIS IS TURE CERTAINLY,
WE ALL CARE THE MATTER,
BUT I AND MY HELPER ARE BUSY FOR THE RESEARCH AWFULLY I FEEL SHY,
DO YOU SEE IT FOR ME?
THE ELF I WANT TO BREED, IS PUT INTO THE BOX FOR MS.BETTY
THE ELF WILL BECOME HIS COMPANION
...I'm a girl. What have you been telling this "ELF GRANDFATHER" about me?


Alright... which one do I want?

((Sorry to make it seem like I haven't chosen my starter yet. I have, but I got close to the 50-image limit, and I wanted a good way to end it.))

[Basil]

Oh jesus dick
it's like spanglish and engrish had a horrifyingly deformed baby
and it bites

[KawaiiMelon]

Coincidentally, I just downloaded it earlier.

(also the potion is in there you just have to click on the PROP button.)

[muffinz]

(also the potion is in there you just have to click on the PROP button.)

No, I looked in there. It didn't have anything.

[Karhs12]

A adept arranging for mother volcano bakemeat, eh?
Clearly dealing with a culinary mastermind here.

[kholhaus]

"Elf Grandfather"

Elf = Monster

Monster Grandfather.
Yes.

[billybobfred]

I FEEL SHY

Aww.

[sawdust]

I actually knew about this bootleg before because there's a whole blog dedicated to it on tumblr, but this thread is hilarious.

[lexeous]

I actually knew about this bootleg before because there's a whole blog dedicated to it on tumblr, but this thread is hilarious.

links or nothing happened

[billybobfred]

I actually knew about this bootleg before because there's a whole blog dedicated to it on tumblr, but this thread is hilarious.

links or nothing happened

Huzzah.