You decide to examine the hat you just aquired. To get at it, you have to use your CONFIDENCE FETCH MODUS, which grows in size depending on how confident you are. It's always pretty huge because your MASSIVE EGO allows for extreme confidence. See? It's so big it goes off the screen! You don't have many things in it right now, since you haven't felt the need to pick anything up, but it's always good to have space for emergencies and such. Currently in your inventory are 3 CANS OF TAB, your OREGON FORESTRY CAP, and your WALLET. All of which are PRETTY COOL.
Now, to examine your OREGON FORESTRY CAP. It's pretty damn awesome, with it's total thread count being 4,200 threads. (hehe.) Since Oregon is all about recycling and organic things, the hat is made entirely from ALL THINGS GREEN, including HEMP, TREES, and OTHER green things that are NOT TO BE MENTIONED. On the front of the cap is the Oregon Forestry logo. That's all there is to say about that you suppose.
Max: Answer your chum!
--bloodtiedMusician [BM] began pestering selfishMagnets [SM]--
SM: Oh, hey dude! What's up?
BM: So, I got to SCHOOL early, so I decided to explore some of the ROOMS that none of the STUDENTS have seen yet, and I found SOMETHING COOL.
SM: Oh shit! What /\/\ight this cool thing be?
BM: I CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN IT. I have a FEELING it's of BIG IMPORTANCE though.
SM: Yeah? How so?
BM: Well, there are a bunch of SYMBOLS AND WRITING on the walls, and there's this WEIRD GLOWING THING in the middle, I can't exactly see what it is.
SM: /\/\an, that sounds hella i/\/\portant.
BM: There's more too. I can hear a really FAINT VOICE coming from the GLOWING THING. It sounds like SINGING almost!
SM: That's really weird. You found that thing in the base/\/\ent roo/\/\s of Trilliu/\/\?
BM: Yeah. You guys should come CHECK IT OUT.
SM: Alright, cool! I'll bring Eaan and /\/\aybe so/\/\e other people if they're interested.
BM: Nah, just bring EAAN. I don't know what would happen if the WHOLE SCHOOL FOUND OUT. I don't even know if the TEACHERS know about this.
SM: Well alright, whatever you say /\/\an. I'll be there in a bit. I haven't left /\/\y house yet.
BM: Are you sure about that?
SM: Yeah, why?
BM: Er, it's NOTHING. Just asking.
BM: Well, I have to GO. I'll see you at SCHOOL!
SM: Peace /\/\an!
--bloodtiedMusician [BM] ceased pestering selfishMagnets [SM]--
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Max: Make sure to take your stash with you. Something tells me its gonna be a long day.
You have a feeling it's going to be a long while before you get back here, and you never know when you'll need your SECRET STASH. Secret stash of what? You'll say later. For now you gotta CAPCHALOGUE it and go.
Max: Hobble on outa there.
You open the GARAGE DOOR on your MAN CAVE and hobble on out. Ready to go to sch-
Max: Looks like Hell to me, dude. Back in the cave.
Getting around does look pretty hellish. Man, you would get back in your man-cave, but you need to get to Matt before anyone else finds out about that cool thing he found.
Max: It's mars.....definately Mars...
You look around, the surrounding flora and fauna seem overgrown. You see floating balloons being used as watering cans, probably for the plants below. Nah, it's definitely not mars. Something about this place seems really FAMILIAR to you.
Max: No idea man.
You rack your brain, trying to think of what this place might be. You really have no idea.
Max: Call some people to figure out how to get your room back where it belongs!
You decide to solicit some of your friends for help. Your friends are usually willing to help you sort out crazy conundrums like this. Given that you go to the school you do, these things happen more than one might think.
Instead of taking out your laptop, starting it up, and searching for someone on pesterchum, you decide to just use your SMART PHONE. It's a lot easier than lugging around that laptop of yours. You take out said SMART PHONE and turn it on, quickly searching through your list of friends for someone online. It seems only two people are online right now. Which person do you talk to?
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--selfishMagnets [SM] began pestering GustaFur [GF]--
SM: Hey dude, you awake?
GF: ya dude i dont sleep
GF: what do u need
SM: You were talking about that ga/\/\e earlier, and how like, I had a level to /\/\yself I think?
SM: Well I think /\/\y roo/\/\ and so/\/\e other building /\/\oved there. You were saying /\/\y level was overgrown with vegetation right?
GF: yep but im not sure if thats ur level
SM: Yeah? What /\/\akes you say that?
GF: well what coler are the tree leaves
SM: A bunch of greens and orange/reds, why?
GF: then that is your land
GF: the trees here are all grey
GF: like statues
SM: So I'/\/\ in /\/\y level now?
SM: Okay, aweso/\/\e. Is there any way out? Like, can I get back ho/\/\e if I need to?
SM: Great. How? I've got so/\/\ewhere I need to go.
GF: teleportation gates
GF: u need too find 1
GF: big glowy thing
GF: ull know it wen u see it
SM: Alright, thanks /\/\an.
SM: Talk to you later.
--selfishMagnets [SM] ceased pestering GustaFur [GF]--
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What you need to do to get back home has been laid out for you via your strange online friend, however to find the TELEPORTATION GATES you need to get off this ABANDONED BUILDING. You wonder who once used this thing. What went on in its many rooms. You look over the edge. Yep, that's a big drop down. Thankfully, it looks like one of the big tree's OVERGROWN ROOTS could be used as a way to scale the thing. It's only a couple feet down, so you could easily reach it.
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The thought crosses your mind to just not bother. You're high up, and scaling a wall sounds like a hell of a lot of effort, but you realize this is probably the only way down, so you'd better get going on that if you want to find your friend in time.
Max: Use your powers to make stairs out of grass.
You decide that the only way for you to get down to those roots is somehow make stairs. You position yourself near the edge of the building, holding your hand out to the wall.
To your surprise, it actually works! Grass sprouts from the wall in a way that makes it very easy to climb down. Leisurely in fact. You do so in a tranquil fashion, taking your time and enjoying the lovely scenery around you.
Max: Look all the way down.
Now that you've reached the roots, it's time to take in your surroundings. Everything is overgrown with trees and plants. All sorts of Flora. Several buildings have been destroyed and overtaken. As far as you can tell, there's no one here. In your land, you exist completely in solitude. You take a gander at the base of the building, which is where you're headed. There look to be a bunch of WATERING CANS floating around down there, as well as a LARGE CHEST, and a couple of other things that are too far down to see. Definitely looks like an easy way down though, which is always nice.
Max: Ride those roots like Tarzan!
Man, you WOULD ride the roots all the way down like Tarzan, but your mood isn't CRAZY enough. At the moment, it's still TRANQUIL, so in order to do any crazy stunt moves in the awesome way you do them, you're going to have to wait until your mood changes. For now, you'll settle for tranquilly taking your time and walking down the roots, enjoying the beautiful flora that surrounds you.