HONKSTUCK: Relapses are for suckers. (COMPLETE)

[IPadDoodler]

Make a fake cheese substitute out of spit, stardust, and pocket lint.

[Snowyowl]

>Escape via the 4th dimension. That is clearly what the 4 was referring to.

[Hatta]

put stardust in cheese, get mouse high as fuck

You create the LACED 2/5THS CHEESE HUNK (OH MY GOD, IT'S DISGUSTING, STOMACH CHURNING, NAUSEATING..) and lay in in front of the MOUSEHOLE. You move across the room and try to distract yourself in your misery.

Make a fake cheese substitute out of spit, stardust, and pocket lint.

It's beautiful.

[Hatta]

>Escape via the 4th dimension. That is clearly what the 4 was referring to.

What?



The mouse has taken your bait.

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0/5 Cheesies left.
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+1 SOGGY FORSAKEN LINT SPARKLE CHEESE SUBSTITUTE

[Mibbs]

toss lamp down vent

[Askia]

you just killed your best friend, u fed him to a rat let that sink in

> check below the number 4

[Hatta]

toss lamp down vent

You drop the lamp down the vent. There is a clunk and a loud chorus of HONKS, but that is about it.

[Mibbs]

by the mousehole, a thing! quick get it then throw it down the vent!

[Askia]

get revenge on the mouse

[IPadDoodler]

>Use your dresser and lugubriously scratch out a tomb of mourning using the tip of your star.

[Hatta]

you just killed your best friend, u fed him to a rat let that sink in

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S RIGHT HERE.

> check below the number 4

There's nothing but wall and bed. Darn.

[Hatta]

>Use your dresser and lugubriously scratch out a tomb of mourning using the tip of your star.

get revenge on the mouse

by the mousehole, a thing! quick get it then throw it down the vent!

You kind of think these are all really obnoxious id-

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Wait.




You grab the idea and jump down, with no bother to check what the item is.

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CONGRATS! YOU BEAT THE FIRST ROOM! PCHOOOOOOOOOO~

[Mibbs]

woohoo!
second room: be loaded with deadly traps

[Askia]

land in a awesome way

[Hatta]

woohoo!
second room: be loaded with deadly traps

The second room fails to be loaded with deadly traps.

You land oddly comfortably in the pile of horns, and take a moment to inspect the item you picked up.

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aw shit, it's the KEY TO THE DOOR IN THE ROOM YOU CAN'T GET BACK IN.

While you proceed to have a nice, whopping facepalm, you let your readers take a chance to reflect and inspect this new room.

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ANDDDDD that's probably the last of the update spam for day, sorrry. Got a bonfire party to be at. ..
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< u >
I'll update tonight though, in approx 9 hours. AUGH TOMORROW

TILL THEN, ME DEARIES.

(feel free to give more commands for this room, though. I'll try my best to fufill them all-
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[Mibbs]

start up computer, go to mspaintadventures.com

[IPadDoodler]

>Smack your head against the keyboard to show your regret of foolishly jumping ahead without thinking.

[martia]

have a feelings jam with your best friend on the horn pile.

switch on the computer, go on pesterchum trollian bettybother.

[Hatta]

land in a awesome way

You wish you could have thought of this when you were falling.

have a feelings jam with your best friend on the horn pile.

You start to engage in a deep, powerful feelings jam on the pile of horns with your best buddy, CHEESEY. You felt very frightened there, for a while. But you're more comfortable now, knowing that CHEESEY will never leave you. You don't like this room very much, either.

yeah i dont like it very much either but we'll be ok bestie just you wait!!!

Cheesey sure knows how to cheer you up.

start up computer, go to mspaintadventures.com

switch on the computer, go on pesterchum trollian bettybother.

You would be happy enough to turn on the computer, but it is already on. The CHEAP, OLD, BREAKING DOWN COMPUTER is locked on a black screen with two capital I's. Or are they roman numerals? Frankly, you don't really care.

>Smack your head against the keyboard to show your regret of foolishly jumping ahead without thinking.

Fuck your life.

[Mibbs]

see if it did anything on screen. also wonder how you skipped from room 4 to room 2.
rummage through horn pile

[Aluminumia]

> Rub head because it hurt.

[Hatta]

see if it did anything on screen.

Nope.

also wonder how you skipped from room 4 to room 2.

Wasn't that room one?

rummage through horn pile

You rummage, but find nothing but more BICYCLE HORNS and your LAMP.

You pocket a BICYCLE HORN anyway.

[Hatta]

> Rub head because it hurt.

It did, actually.

[Aluminumia]

> Honk the bicycle horn to relieve your stress. If you have any. If not, honk it anyway.

>Try to at least figure out where you are. Or, climb the ladders to the right.

[LordHyper]

>Where does that other ladder lead?