The Sunshine Crew

[ashdenej]

The Sunshine Crew



Your name is ERÄS. You are a member of the notorious gang of rogues called THE TWEED. You're currently just loafing around your LUXURY HOTEL, because you have absolutely nothing to do.

A co-worker, GERTZ, is nearby - he's lurking by statues of the hotel's previous residents.

What do you do?

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[Alphakirby]

>Karate Kick Him Into The Statue

[kaoticAntagonist]

>Steal his wallet.

[Krakash]

>Flip the backwards C on his hat back to the right way.

[ashdenej]

Eräs: Kick Gertz.



You deliver Gertz a VICIOUS DRUBBING with your foot.

He doesn't seem very bothered, for some reason. Conveniently, his sprite also flipped as he turned away in disinterest.

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[Snowmanne]

Wonder why he has no "C" in his name

[Sense]

>let's talk about hats

[ashdenej]

Eräs: Where's Gertz's C?



Why would GERTZ have a C in his name?

Oh, the hat? That's just part of the job description. It's required because of your boss and his funny obsession with certain articles of clothing. But it's worth it, for the perks!

What IS your job, anyway?

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[Crazy-8]

>Atomic athlete

[Jasper17]

>Inspect man crouching down in hallway.

[Snowmanne]

> Auto-mechanic

> Ace pilot

> Atomic scientist

[Kyumorph]

>Ankle-drubber

[Copygoo]

>You? You're a waiter for the hotel restaurant. Gertz is a bellboy.

[fuzzyPsychosis]

>Trainer of dangerous animals of the exotic persuasion

[ashdenej]

Eräs: Be the Attendant.



That's it! You're an ATTENDANT at this hotel, whilst GERTZ is a CONCIERGE.

This is still one of those old STATUES that are scattered around the hotel. They're probably there because your master did something HEINOUSLY UNSPEAKABLE to them.

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[SpearmePlease]

>Attendant: Go greet the guests. Post-haste!

[ashdenej]

Attendant: Greet.



You voyage to the GRAND FOYER, where two of your guests are already.

You think that's all that were due to come tonight, but you're not certain - it doesn't particularly matter, regardless. Somebody else'll catch any that slip through your fingers.

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[frostedWarlock]

Accost the Happy Brute and the Delighted Dude.

[ashdenej]

Attendant: Accost.



The DAPPER DON makes clear that he and his companion are just waiting for some others before they venture to their rooms.

He says he's already been served by another chap in a hat.

You say that that's very odd, because you've seen barely anybody about today.

He doesn't care.

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[tectonicRobot]

Inquire as to the nature of his associates.

[unbridledExüberance]

Purple mustache guy: commence mischief

[trilbyulatingDungeoneer]

> Specifically, ask if they shall be joined by a Smiling Suitor and a Callous Dropper.

[ashdenej]

Be Stelen.



You are now STELEN.

You're currently twirling your moustache evilly and listening in on the conversations of the new arrivals - apparently, their companion, the SMILING SUITOR, will be arriving shortly.

You think that's dull and disregard the information immediately.

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[SpearmePlease]

>Start a Mustache Fire.

[Kaynato]

Cause a ruckus of the kind never seen before, thus ruining the stay of the Sunshine Crew. It is simply in your nature to do so.