Paper Mario and the Everclear Night

[gestaltScribbler]

B.B.: Battle the TV!

You've never met an electronic device you couldn't whip into shape through a sheer manly show of force. Super Boo, meet your arch-rival: THE STATIC DEVIL! Have at thee, foul box!

You're starting to get some sound from the little red cube of frustration, but that honestly might just be the sound of your floppy ghost limbs papping furiously against the TV's sides. Oh hold on a sec, there was something... What did it say? Something about the CORONATION DAY celebration? Was that today? Maybe that explains why this beach looks more like the backside of DRY DRY DESERT this afternoon. There's nobody here at all. Well, except for the local soda jockey. All this papping is working up a mighty thirst... hmm...

[SonicLover]

>Go talk to her. Hopefully she didn't see you make a fool out of yourself with that TV.

[Wessolf27]

> B.B.: Order a Chuckola Cola fresh from the Beanbean Kingdom.

[Godbot]

> Get her to help you punch the TV

[Xander]

Well, let's go get a drink. How much money do you have?

[BigBurkhart]

Flirt with the Shy Girl.

[gestaltScribbler]

B.B.: How much money do you have?

You know what, that's a good question. It's about time you paid a visit to the First National Bank of Hat. You grab your cap and dump its contents onto the sand, revealing TWO COINS, your favorite STAR YO-YO, and a NOTE from your buddy, Clyde. Oh, and a ball of LINT. Maybe it's about time you gave this poor hat a good wash... do ghosts sweat? A matter for another time.

At any rate, sweet mercy! Two coins! You might actually have enough to nab a can of that delicious elixir that Shy-Gu... er, Shy-Gal is peddling over there. Unfortunately, there's not enough for everyone here. Sorry TV, but there's just not room in the budget. If it's any consolation, you're pretty sure liquids and electronics don't mix anyway.

B.B.: Well, let's go get a drink.

You scoop your belongings back into your hat and hover your way over to the drink cart. The lady running the thing seems none too enthused, most likely because you seem to be the only customer in existence at the moment. She looks almost half-dead; you would know, you're a ghost. Nevertheless, you sidle up to the cart, slam your two coins onto the surface, and chime in.

B.B. - Ma'am, I'd like a can of your finest soda!
Soda Vendor - *eyes the two coins and sighs.* Well, i can't give you my finest soda for only two coins. All of my drinks are home-brewed, and the ingedients get a bit expensive. I guess I could part with something, though.
BB - What can I afford?
SV - Well, lemme see here... *rummages through soda cart.* Ah, here we go. These are from an older batch, but they're still fine. I've got a Bob-omb Blast, Citrus Shock, and a simple Mushroom Cola.
BB - Hmm... *thinks it over.*
SV - *Returns to staring lazily out at the ocean.*
BB - Hey, if you don't mind me asking, is everything going okay? You seem pretty bummed. ):
SV - Yeah, well... this place is a ghost-town thanks to the coronation ceremony at the castle today. No offense about the ghost-town thing.
BB - None taken. I am a ghost. :D
SV - Yeah, I noticed that. Speaking of, what are you doing out here? Everything I've ever read about Boos says that they're not much for sunny days and clear skies. You're a long way from anything dark or spooky.
BB - *shrugs* Dunno, maybe I'm just too cool to be stereotyped.
SV - Oh puh-leease. *Rolls eyes and chuckles.* You think I didn't notice those shenanigans with the television over there? I mean, you're still wearing the towel.
BB - ...Whoops.
SV - *A moment of silence passes between the two.*
BB- I regret nothing. *both begin to laugh*
SV - Well, I'll admit, it's nice to see somebody who's actually able to have some fun. It's part of the reason I wheeled this cart all the way down to Lemonade Beach. It seems like all I do is work these days. *the girl slumps over, leaning her cheek on her hand.* I'll tell you what, the soda's on the house. Just don't make this a regular thing, okay?
BB - This is the best day ever!! Thanks... uh... what did you say your name was?
SV - I didn't, actually. *She pauses* It's Shyla. Though I suppose it's no big thing, seeing as it's posted on the sign next to me. And you are?
BB- I'm Booboo, but my friends call me B.B.!
SH- Well, BB, you've at least made my day a little more interesting. What'll it be?

[Shrump]

Ask for the Bob-omb Blitz, that sounds like a soda only manly men can drink.

[Bluesunnyday]

Get sudden physical and emotional attraction to Shyla.

[wlzrobert]

Boo/Shy Guy Relation ship: have never happened, result = ghoul? Ghost + hoodie)

[BigBurkhart]

Suggest that she relocate her cart to the Coronation ceremony. She'll certainly get more customers there, and that's a benefit of having a mobile shop.

[wlzrobert]

Suggest that she relocate her cart to the Coronation ceremony. She'll certainly get more customers there, and that's a benefit of having a mobile shop.

offer to help carry? then maybe have an advertisement minigame

[gestaltScribbler]

^^^Yes, yes and yes. I really like these ideas. I'm in the middle of a response currently, but expect the one after to be these.

P.S. - Can I get some feedback? Do you guys like the way things are going?

[Bluesunnyday]

I like it.

[Stickmeister]

This looks great so far, the art's very nice and colorful. Can't wait to see what you've got in store.

[Professor zobot]

Just started reading this. It's pretty cool! +1 reader.

[gestaltScribbler]

Awesome! Thank you guys! Art's finished for this update. I'm writing it up now.

[Fuzzlekins]

> Citrus Shock, the soda of champions.

> Also, go to the coronation with Shyla. See what all the hubbub is about.

EDIT: herp derp ninja'd

[Edrobot]

>Try and see if there's anything cheaper.

[Copygoo]

It's really adorable and colorful and I can't wait to see where it goes!

[gestaltScribbler]

B.B.: Ask for the Bob-omb Blast.

After all, it sounds like a soda that only manly men can drink, and what are you if not a man of the manliest variety. This day keeps getting better and better. First, there's free soda. Now, there's a chance to show off just how much time you've spent grinding your AWESOME level. Time to knock back a cold one, sir.



Oh my gosh.



OH MY GOSH.

[gestaltScribbler]

Just posted, waiting for mod approval. Also, I changed the name of the soda to "Bob-omb Blast," simply because that's what I put on the can when I drew it. I made a mistake, alter time! XD

[Fuzzlekins]

>Be the manliest man.

[Miraculous]

>Explode with energy.

[captiousCreative]

> activate manlytech: STIFF UPPER LIP (lv1)