To do my part in quelling this rebellion against our baking queen, I have created a propaganda poster sporting the visage of our overlord and glorious ruler, Betty Crocker.
GLORY TO THE BATTERMISTRESS
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Originally Posted by A Salad
Originally Posted by Protoman
Tavros can commune with animals.
Equius is STRONG.
Vriska can control people's minds.
Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.
Karkat has shoosh pap.
Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.
Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm
Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.
Originally Posted by curiousTerminal
Originally Posted by Trapezoid
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.
(It keeps pappening?)
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.
So Sollux is a lesbian?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.
So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.
Originally Posted by Yrr
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by Tirgo
Originally Posted by IPadDoodler
Why is everybody shipping each other?
pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Andrew
The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.
Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.
I will deny this happened to my grave.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.
This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.
Originally Posted by safetyboots
Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.
Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.
Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.
This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?
I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.
This will make for an interesting party later today.
Originally Posted by General-jwj
I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/
Barbarian!
Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring
Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Legendary
Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.
Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.
I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.
A++ would chainsaw again
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.
Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.
He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.
Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition
I don't think you guys understand.
There's a fucking diamond in that translation.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Asphodel
Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb
every time
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by deathsbuddy
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)
I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.
It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.
...
oh my god
Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she
Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U
George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist
This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.
I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?
THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Kaleb702
It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.
It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?
I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl
Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?
No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by Wacom Guy
Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?
The same way I felt about Notch's beard.
PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I live up in the cold white north that is Canada. No, not in an igloo.
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Re: JOIN THE BETTY CROCKER REBELLION!
Originally Posted by LordHyper
Originally Posted by Heza
Originally Posted by LordHyper
The Felt sees Betty Crocker as a potential enemy, so of course we're taking arms against her! From now on, we're making our own cakes with fresh ingredients!
Well darn, I don't want to work with the Batter Witch but does that mean that I, as a member of the Illumiyahtzee, will have to sink to the level of working with a Felt member? Oh what one does to stop evil Batter Witches.
It won't be so bad. When we're not trying to beat the crap out of each other, we could go to McTroll's and grab some lusus burgers together.
Oh well that won't be too bad then, sounds very delightful actually. Agreed minor truce when dealing with Betty Crocker then?
We can never defeat the Batterwitch if we ourselves are in conflict! Homemade, Quaker, Ghirardelli, and indeed even Milano and Pepperidge Farms must set aside our differences and unite against this common enemy!
EXACTLY! Feel free to use whatever logos aren't owned by the Batter Bitch in your avatar,or just put the image in your sig
List of Dead and Alive Characters in Homestuck, Last Updated 10/29/2011:
John - DEAD
Rose - DEAD
Dave - DEAD
Jade-DEAD
Dream John - God Tier
Dream Rose - God Tier
Dream Dave - God Tier
Dream Jade - SPRITED-God Tier
J
Bad Future Rose - ABSORBED
Bad Future Dave - DYING(?), but still technically ALIVE
The Bunny - ???
Troll Universe Frog - DEAD
Bilious Slick (Trolls', the one that makes the kids' universe) - DEAD
Bilious Slick (Kids') - Fell into lava. Likely DEAD.
Andrew
Rufio - DEAD
Trollcestors - x10 DEAD
Aradiacestor - DEAD, sorta...time travel shenanigans...
Her Imperial Condescension - (?)
Dad - DEAD
Mom - DEAD
Bro - DEAD
Bec - SPRITED
Cal - In Alternia
Nanna - DEAD
Grandpa Harley - DEAD...ish
Colonel Sassacre - DEAD
Betty Crocker - See Her Imperial Condescension? Or not?
Casey
Wise Turtle
8-Ball Tadpoles - Probably alive
Crumplehat
Secret Wizard
Sord Croc
Mutie - Unknown. DIED of old age?
Maplehoof - DEAD
Jaspers - SPRITED
FedoraFreak - Either DYING, God Tier, or maybe Scratched...
Bec Noir
Black Queen - DEAD
Black King - DEAD
Courtyard Droll - DEAD
Hegemonic Brute - DEAD
Draconian Dignitary - DEAD
WQ - DEAD
WK - DEAD
PM
WV - Hole in Chest. Going to count as DEAD for now.
AR - DEAD
Serenity
Ms. Paint - At Andrew's
The rest of WQ's subjects - Scratched out/DEAD
Karkat
Terezi
Sollux - DEAD
Gamzee
Aradia - DEAD
Tavros - DEAD
Kanaya - undead, counted as alive right now.
Vriska - DEAD
Nepeta - DEAD
Equius -DEAD
Eridan - DEAD
Feferi - DEAD
Dream Karkat - DEAD
Dream Terezi - DEAD?
Dream Sollux - Please be mind honey! OHGODOHGODOHGOD! (or Half-Dead?)
Other Dream Sollux - DEAD?
Dream Gamzee - DEAD?
Dream Aradia - God Tier
Dream Tavros - DEAD
Dream Kanaya - DEAD
Dream Vriska -DEAD
Dream Nepeta - DEAD
Dream Equius - DEAD?
Dream Eridan - DEAD?
Dream Feferi - DEAD
Troll Lusii - DEAD x 12
Troll Black King - DEAD
Spades Slick - DEAD
Diamonds Droog - DEAD
Hearts Boxcars - DEAD
Clubs Deuce - DEAD
The Felt x 14 DEAD...probably.
Snowman - DEAD
Doc Scratch - DEAD, probably.
Lord English
SentryWorm 1: DEAD
Harley the Dog: DEAD
Disclaimers:
I'm counting the Felt/MC members as dead, since that unfavorable timeline is the one that SS communicates with Karkat from.
I didn't include a few characters, such as the Alternate-timeline Felt, most of the crocs/turtles/salamanders/frogs/whatever, etc., and some characters are of questionable status.
I almost included Johnny 5 and Johnnytop, but decided against it...silly thing thinks it's alive...
Fantrolls
These can all be chatted with on Pesterchum.
Colors not entirely accurate
Hailae Evakno - bloodyLancer -types on the edge of a spear>
Interl Netton - humoristExtreme Likes to state tropes. (Lampshade Hanging)