JOIN THE BETTY CROCKER REBELLION!

[retardokoolaid]

SOMEONE MAKE US A BANNER SO WE CAN ADVERTISE THROUGH OUR SIGNATURES.
please.

[Psiberpunk]

Which side can deliver the best banana-nut bread? This is a side I will side with.

[bloodyEmissary]

To do my part in quelling this rebellion against our baking queen, I have created a propaganda poster sporting the visage of our overlord and glorious ruler, Betty Crocker.

GLORY TO THE BATTERMISTRESS

[Gambligance]

No, don't you see!? The Brands, she hides behind them all! Only homemade pastries can save us now! Don't fall into the trap!

[Alphakirby]

Oh my gosh making an Avatar is hard when all you have is the Paint Program.

Here:

It's not too good,but it should get the job done,welcome to the rebellion!

[Heza]

The Felt sees Betty Crocker as a potential enemy, so of course we're taking arms against her! From now on, we're making our own cakes with fresh ingredients!

Well darn, I don't want to work with the Batter Witch but does that mean that I, as a member of the Illumiyahtzee, will have to sink to the level of working with a Felt member? Oh what one does to stop evil Batter Witches.

It won't be so bad. When we're not trying to beat the crap out of each other, we could go to McTroll's and grab some lusus burgers together.

Oh well that won't be too bad then, sounds very delightful actually. Agreed minor truce when dealing with Betty Crocker then?

[Alphakirby]

No, don't you see!? The Brands, she hides behind them all! Only homemade pastries can save us now! Don't fall into the trap!

No no,I checked, Quaker is Pepsi owned,Betty Crocker doesn't own Pepsi.
(Plus this is much easier than making like a broken spoon or something.)

[Alphakirby]

Which side can deliver the best banana-nut bread? This is a side I will side with.

Quaker doesn't make those,but we also stand for home made stuff. Home made banana-nut bread is better than anything the Batterbitch can whip up

[Heza]

Oh my gosh making an Avatar is hard when all you have is the Paint Program.

Here:

It's not too good,but it should get the job done,welcome to the rebellion!

Oh I didn't even see that. XDD It's much more Fancy than mine! I think I shall use this one thank you. :'D

[bibliomaniac]

NY Times: General Mills In Venture With Pepsico

You are all silly. They're obviously in cahoots. Cahoooooots!

EDIT In case you don't get why this is somewhat significant General Mills owns Betty Crocker and Pepsico owns Quaker

so

yeah

they're working together on snack distribution

[Emerus]

here's an idea. Why don't we just take betty crocker. . .and PUSH her somewhere else?

[Wade Wilson]

I want to join the rebellion but dont know computers. Why didnt I learn computers and how to manipulate avatars.

[Gambligance]

I'm telling you... heed my warnings!


She's all the brands... all of them. MULTIGLOBAL corporation remember?

[Emerus]

Cool kids like you and me don't know that kind of thing. Because we are dumb. In a cool way.

[Alphakirby]

SOMEONE MAKE US A BANNER SO WE CAN ADVERTISE THROUGH OUR SIGNATURES.
please.

It's not much but:


Maybe when someone with talent joins our cause.

[Putnam]

No one is brainwashed here! We're all perfectly fine!

[Alphakirby]

I want to join the rebellion but dont know computers. Why didnt I learn computers and how to manipulate avatars.

You don't need to edit your avatar if you don't want to,just put the image in your signature.

[Emerus]

Why aren't there subliminal messages that say "disobey" "wake up" and other similar things yet?

[Alphakirby]

We can never defeat the Batterwitch if we ourselves are in conflict! Homemade, Quaker, Ghirardelli, and indeed even Milano and Pepperidge Farms must set aside our differences and unite against this common enemy!

EXACTLY! Feel free to use whatever logos aren't owned by the Batter Bitch in your avatar,or just put the image in your sig

[Quirk]

In the name of my father's banana bread and the wholesomeness of colonial era Pennsylvania-mascoted breakfasts, DOWN WITH THE WITCH.

[Gambligance]

Why aren't there subliminal messages that say "disobey" "wake up" and other similar things yet?

Look into my eyes, and see the truth

[Wade Wilson]

I guess Ill just put the image in my sig because I dont know how to edit Avatar's, unless one of you can edit it for me.

[Alphakirby]

Changed my icon to something without a logo,now that I have the signature image.

[Canetoonist]

If I join the rebellion, will that make Tavros cool? He so wants to be cool...

Which side can deliver the best banana-nut bread? This is a side I will side with.

Here's some banana nut bread for you:
http://spudcomics.com/2011/11/14/its-in-the-bread/

[ghastlyMeme]

I'm part of the rebellion, I suppose.

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