"Don't you hate it when..." The thread of things you hate.

[Vyro P. Dragon III]

http://whyihateeverythingever.blogspot.com/

I have a whole blog filled with pretty much nothing but this. EXTREME SWEAR WARNING.

[Aaght]

I hate it when THAT SPY IN TF2 WON'T STOP DOMINATING ME.

[Brenzie]

I hate it when THAT SPY IN TF2 WON'T STOP DOMINATING ME.

This.

[Karhs12]

I hate it when people type in rainbows and giant red text.
*Ahem*

I also hate it when I've done everything there is to do up to a certain point in a game, but I can't beat the boss to unlock the next areas.

[Eonart]

I hate it when I get stuck in a game like during some puzzle or extra hard enemy and then I find that I just needed to do something really simple.

[sporb]

Don't you hate it when you start seeing every little embarrassment and mistake you've made in the past as huge, shameful failures?

YES YES I HATE IT!
I HATE IT SO MUCH!

[_Quietus_]

Don't you hate it when your algebra teachers are determined to fail you, and won't stop talking about how much they hate freshmen? And on top of that, likes the glee version of don't stop believing better than the original?
Not to mention his voice
PUTS ME TO SLEEP!
Don't you hate it when your computer's internet is so slow that you can't download any antivirus or any programs that can help you locate and eliminate the source of your slow internet?
Don't you hate it that your mother won't buy any M for mature games, even though they clearly don't cause violence because they are just fucking games.
Don't you hate it when you're chronically tired, sad, bored, and apathetic, and you really want to stop being tired, sad, bored, and apathetic, but being sad tired bored and apathetic makes it really difficult to do anything without becoming more tired, bored, sad, and apathetic?
Compared to now, I used to be a shining ball of charisma.

I used to make good jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Now I feel... I can barely bring myself to use the words...
Tired, bored, sad, and apathetic.

I hate it when THAT SOLDIER/SCOUT/SPY WITH AN AIMBOT and AMBASSADOR/ SNIPER WITH AN AIMBOT BUT THE SERVER IS SO FUN IN TF2 WON'T STOP DOMINATING ME.

Yes

Don't you hate capitalism?

Don't you hate it when you can't punch people who like capitalism?

Don't you hate trolls?
God... the hubris
It makes me want to
Punch them!

Don't you hat it when my mom eats all of my cake/pie/cookies in an incredibly liberal fashion when she should be watching her weight?
easily 200 pounds she is

[Gilo000]

Don't you hate it when you have an uber awesome important item for a quest in an RPG, but before you can finish the quest some asshole monster wrecks your shit up?
Don't you hate it when you buy something online and when you receive it, it's a major disappointment?
Don't you hate it when you're doing something that annoys someone else but you don't know and keep doing it? (Then you find out it annoys them, then GUILT happens)
Don't you hate it when someone thinks they're the shit just because they're better at something than you?
Don't you hate it when someone gets you in trouble then completely refuses to take the blame?
Don't you hate it when you stand up for a friend, then later that friend turns out to be a douche?

[Wiwaxia]

"arrow to the knee"
"arrow to the knee"
"arrow to the knee"
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol XP XP XP

This annoys me more than most memes.

e. I also hate the abbreviation "lol". It just sounds so fake.

And there is a special place in hell for those that say "lol" out loud

[_Quietus_]

"arrow to the knee"
"arrow to the knee"
"arrow to the knee"
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol XP XP XP

This annoys me more than most memes.

e. I also hate the abbreviation "lol". It just sounds so fake.

And there is a special place in hell for those that say "lol" out loud

that's the joke, arrow to the knee isn't a good joke .
for the record, "rofl" is %100 more fake than "lol"

[Wiwaxia]

But "arrow to the knee" being a terrible joke isn't even a good joke :\

[Icosahedron]

Don't you hate it when you don't have anything to post in response to a thread?

[sporb]

Don't you hate it when you don't have anything to post in response to a thread?

Actually, very much so.

Don't you hate it when you're listening to Pandora and they keep playing all these shitty quality live songs.
I asked for Cream not BBC Live Cream...

[AnatidaeCollector]

When people don't push in their chairs. You're just walking along, trying to get out of class, then BOOM, A WILD CHAIR APPEARS! It stands there in the middle of the desk even though nobody's in it! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! You stumble/stub your toe/struggle to evade this obstacle. The chair wins the battle.

Biggest. Pet. Peeve. EVAR. /raeg

[cardiacAtrophy]

Don't you hate it when you're joking around in IRC with someone you thought you were pretty good friends with, then the second you log off, they make a pointless, stupid remark about what you were joking about as if you were being serious?

And then you get home from school, having left your main nick logged in and see it.

[muffinz]

Don't you hate it when someone hates a particular work of fiction so much that they feel the need to make a big deal out of any and all mentions of it?

Don't you hate it when you are watching someone play a game(that you have beaten before), and they completely screw up something that you thought was easy?

Don't you hate it when your computer restarts for absolutely no reason?

Don't you hate it when you press backspace to undo an error while making a post, but you apparently un-highlighted the typing area, so you end up going back a page and losing all that you've written?
(That happened to me when I was making this post. )

Don't you hate it when you notice a glaring flaw in anything made by another person(typing errors, game gliches, anything), that is so blatant that you can't believe anyone could ever miss it?

Don't you hate it even more when you do that?

Don't you hate it when someone has a really obnoxious and hard to read typing quirk?

Don't you hate it even more when it is done by someone outside of the MSPA fanbase, so they don't even have the excuse of it being a common thing to do?

[Trinity of Shadows]

Don't you hate it when you feel out of your depth by things... hint hint all around.

[Pikman]

I hate it when tons of copies of the same chain letter appear on my news feed over and over, and they always have one slight difference, like one will say "If you don't post this along with THEY HURT HER..." and another says "If you don't post this along with THEY KILLED HER...".

I hate it when I get a DRIVER IRQL NOT LESS OR EQUAL error when running Bittorrent.

I hate it when I leave a color as GIF-incompatible and save it as that without knowing.

I hate it when moths sneak into my room somehow and mess with me while I'm on my computer.

But most of all...

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I hate it when I spill my damn candy corn all over the floor.

[Lintire]

I hate it when tons of copies of the same chain letter appear on my news feed over and over, and they always have one slight difference, like one will say "If you don't post this along with THEY HURT HER..." and another says "If you don't post this along with THEY KILLED HER...".

It got to one point where my Facebook and Email and everything else that regrettably connects me to other people on the internet was filled to the brim with trite like this, and I just had to grab a drink and scroll through it, so I could hate it and the people who send them with every fibre of my being.

[_Quietus_]

But "arrow to the knee" being a terrible joke isn't even a good joke :\

Don't you hate it when you notice a glaring flaw in anything made by another person(typing errors, game gliches, anything), that is so blatant that you can't believe anyone could ever miss it?

I do
fucking fallout

I hate it when moths sneak into my room somehow and mess with me while I'm on my computer.

this,but with mosquitoes.

[psychoticChords]

Don't you hate it when Tumblr is being slow again?

Don't you hate it when dA is under repair?

Don't you hate it when you can't buy what you want from what pumpkin,,

[Remnant]

Don't you hate it when you know you friends so well that you can't tell what they're going to get you as a gift?
Don't you hate it when you are doing really well in a game and then you lose to BS?
Don't you hate people who hate everything?
Don't you, hate it when... you, uh... forget what you, were uh.... going to say?
Don't you hate it when people abuse and misuse ellipses and commas? 0u0
Don't you hate it when you can't make your favourite emoticon smile without it looking stupid 0_0?
Don't you hate it when you can't figure out why you type it "favourite" instead of "favorite" despite being American?

That should be enough for now.

[cardiacAtrophy]

Don't you hate when businesses such as, let's say, insurance companies refuse to accept cash. Which is legal fucking tender, you federal law breaking morons.


Don't you hate it when they've gotten you so used to playing large expenses by check, and then you go to pay a traffic ticket, but the court refuses to accept checks even though you just drove all the way across a town you hate driving in, wasting gasoline and causing your shitty 20 year old truck to act up, and then had to drive the same distance plus more to get back home?


Yeah, fuck people.

[Bat in a Suit]

Don't you hate when businesses such as, let's say, insurance companies refuse to accept cash. Which is legal fucking tender, you federal law breaking morons.


Don't you hate it when they've gotten you so used to playing large expenses by check, and then you go to pay a traffic ticket, but the court refuses to accept checks even though you just drove all the way across a town you hate driving in, wasting gasoline and causing your shitty 20 year old truck to act up, and then had to drive the same distance plus more to get back home?


Yeah, fuck people.

Are you me?

Also: I fucking hate when I accidentally load a save state in an emu instead of save it and lose half an hour of progress.

[Karhs12]

Don't you hate it when people think gift cards were ever a good idea?
"Oh, hey, I don't know what to get him. I know! Instead of just giving him some fucking money I will limit it to one store and potentially limit the time he has in which to spend it! Isn't this the best idea?"

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There's also the part where a gift card is basically a representation of money owed to you by the company, but that they will only pay back to you in a manner that nets them a profit. Or, depending on where the gift card is from, they will never pay you back in any capacity because you took too long.