when youre on trollplay and having an interesting rp with someone and then they make a slipup like mentioning jade's dad (as opposed to grandpa) and then they leave out of embarrassment
when someone you know to be a lying scumbag has everyone else fooled and they adopt your behavior of generosity to gain some points with some of your friends.
when friends make plans and exclude you from it--so often that you have to be the one to talk to them first and MAYBE get invited somewhere.
Don't you hate it when that show you love doesn't have new episodes until the Fall.
Don't you hate it when the same dripping faucet has been leaking for 5 years in your school, and it still hasn't been fixed.
Don't you hate it when some ancient civilization invents a language that has no logic to its spelling at all. (English is my first and only language, and I still can't spell for the life of me.)
Don't you hate it when everything makes you loose the Game. (I just did. Sorry.)
Don't you hate it when you're studying and "Wait, how am I suddenly on MSPA forums?" every five minutes.
"Edroe Ganile xite'o etharim." My Tumblr. Contact me on Pesterchum at "gravitationalAnomaly".
Don't you hate it when your boyfriend dumps you for a fat chick?
I think I should have been born a boy.
Don't you hate it when something is takes up way more time than it was originally supposed to?
Your name is ILIKEOCTOPUS, but you are usually called OCTI for short. Your hobbies include PLAYING THE VIOLIN, READING, and GETTING DISTRACTED, though you sometimes try not to do that last one. Your chumhandle is cascadeViolinist and you tend to use contractions only when you are very excited and trail off in the middle and end of sentences... but you often attempt to avoid that.
Don't you hate when you plan for an awesome day that is gonna kick so much ass, only to just waste your time on some tedious task you can just walk away from at any moment, but don't?
Don't you hate it when someone decides to have fun by repeating every word you say?
Don't you hate it when you can't use helvetica as a font.
Don't you hate it when you disagree with someone but respect them enough not to insult them about it, then spend so much time tiptoeing around the subject that they think you're deliberately trying to insult them?
Don't you hate it when you're the exception to the group you're grouped with, and subsequently only people in the same position as you will ever really not assume ridiculous things about you?
Don't you hate it when something rustles your jimmies? so uncreative
I immediately noticed that 95% of everyone on the opposite side of every argument were complete idiots. After a while, however, I started to realise that 90% of everyone on my side of every argument were also idiots. Then I realised that statistically, that meant there is a 90% chance that I am an idiot. And now I don't post on the Bioware forums anymore.
Don't you hate it when you say something and then someone extrapolate so much on it that they end up blaming you for something you didn't even say, or thought about?
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
Don't you hate it when Link comes into your house and breaks all the pots?
don't you hate it when GLaDOS tries to kill you?
Don't you hate it when your client is garroted with shoelaces in a locked room but the serial killer tells you how she did it before you figure it out?
Credit to Shortpacked! for my Avatar, which is Clock King, which I colored green to make into a felt member because clock motif, but then ashdenej realized I did a weak job and gave me a better version without my even having to ask.
Your chumhandle is thricelyContemplated, and you speak with threee repetitions as oppposed to the usual two.
Serious post time.
I know I hate it when I spend about an hour trying to come up with a coherent response to an argument coming from multiple sources with an unclear thesis containing no central idea, just thoughts or observations, only to write about six paragraphs and then delete it all. There are so many unorganized thoughts in my own head that I cannot harness until I am certain of what the goal is. Basically, if I don't have a clear thesis/antithesis to write, I go batshit insane trying to figure out which details I should include or exclude because I have a massive inferiority complex and am absolutely afraid of not being 100% correct and forgetting details or being too detailed. I have to be perfect, but it never seems to work out that way...
Don't you hate it when you're so tired and isolated and bored out of your mind that you voluntarily sleep till 5:00 PM and think that repeatedly refreshing the same Internet pages over and over again is productive since at least you're doing something instead of sitting there scratching your head like a moron?...
I can't be the only one, can I?
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