"Don't you hate it when..." The thread of things you hate.

[loquaciousBard]

Don't you hate it when you have the few days of waiting while Hussie's making a flash?

[ilikeoctopus]

Don't you hate it when you lend someone a book and they return it dog-eared?
Don't you hate it when you just happen to choose the table at a restaurant that gets a blast of cold air whenever someone opens the door?
Don't you hate it when your stand is right under the ceiling fan in rehearsal, and the conductor won't turn it off since it would get really hot in the room?
Our music kept flying off the stand. Luckily, we were in the back...

[sporb]

Don't you hate it when you're best friend turns into a huge butthole and then starts ignoring you.

[ImperatorMortis]

don't you hate it when your scroll wheel stops working?

[ilikeoctopus]

don't you hate it when your scroll wheel stops working?

Alternately, don't you hate it when your scroll wheel starts jamming and jumping around irregularly?

[justifiedXenophobia]

Don't you hate it when you start to doze off, and you subconsciously die in your day dream and have a spazz attack as you wake up? >_<

Then everyone stares, and it gets awkward because everyone thinks your having a seizure and they don't know whether or not to dial 911...

And then your stuck, thinking about your subconscious dream self dying and not knowing what the hell happened.

THEN YOU DOZE OF AGAIN AND IT STARTS OVER.

[Desknight]

Don't you hate it when you spend a bunch of hours making an avatar for this site. When you could've been doing something else, probably far more productive.
And then only to have an irreversible seizure-inducing picture because your animating program decides to flip the hell out rather than a nicer, simpler, less laggy picture with your own zodiac sign instead or something.
Finally to top it off with your first post on a site you love being in some random rage thread that JUST SO HAPPENS to be right there for venting needs after the above. Then feeling good only to figure out you've gotten' banned from the site a few hours later because of some silly little rule and the mod was having a bad day so after your first and only post you are never allowed back.

Don't you HATE those days?!
Yeah, 90% of that was true....sup?

[DecidedlyDevious]

I like your avatar Desknight. And for what it's worth seizure-inducing is pretty normal here.

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Don't you hate it when you just want to reply to something in a thread only to realize the thread is about something else entirely and have to feel awkward because you're not contributing at all?

God I hate that.

[SammNeiland]

Don't you hate it when you just want to have a simple bowl of cereal, and its not even when you're out of milk, but when you start to pour yourself a bowl and you only end up with enough milk to maybe just lightly dampen the cereal on top.

That just drives me bananas.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Don't you hate it when a customer rants at you about how she is going to boycott the store you work at because it does not have the item she wants in stock right now at this very instant and you have to spend a good five minutes resisting the urge to tell her to fuck off

[Sporkaganza]

Don't you hate it when you're watching a show on Netflix or Hulu or something and you're enjoying the hell out of it but you didn't realize there was a deadline before it got taken off the site and it gets taken down halfway through, and then you have to go watch it illegally through torrenting or streaming or whatever because you love the show so much that you have to finish it even though you feel like a total dick about it?

[ImperatorMortis]

Don't you hate it when you have to shave? I fucking hate facial hair.

[Seamus]

Don't you hate it when you have to shave? I fucking hate facial hair.

For me it's when I'm too lazy to shave over the weekend and I'm at that point between "Let's have a beard" and "I don't want people to run away when they see me."

Don't you hate it when you open a new container of butter and you know that you have to eventually deface that sweeping landscape of butter with your knife?

It makes me feel like a robber baron every single time.

[roobot5]

Love your word choice Seamus

Don't you hate it when you are halfway to turning to your test in and notice a mistake? And you can't go back because everyone will think you're cheating?

Don't you hate it when your teacher won't lend pencils, or give out slips to the bathroom or water fountain?

Don't you hate it when you don't finish a test on time, and you ask if you can stay during lunch to get it done, and the teacher says "Time is an advantage you don't have?"

Don't you hate it when you can't find that one article of clothing?

Don't you hate it when batteries die?

Don't you hate it when candyfloss melts? Or ice cream? Or chocolate?

Don't you hate it when you were looking forward to something outdoor, and it rains?

Don't you hate it when the library doesn't have that one book?

Don't you hate it when you mess up one bit of code and everything goes haywire?

[bebarce]

Don't you hate it when you're trying to merge over, and the other guy, regardless of how much faster or slower you go, maintains a position at your exact back right side in the next lane over?

Don't you hate it when people do something to upstage you, in a way that you honestly feel was done only to one-up you, but you can't complain to anyone about it, because you'd look like a mad man, unappreciative, or jealous?

Don't you hate urinals that have a very extended lower lip, so you have to stand further away from it?

Don't you hate yourself slightly, when you start sliding towards disliking something you loved only because more and more people are liking it and you can't seem to get your mind to reverse the trend?

Don't you hate that the art of the written word will often take the back seat to the art of the shittiest of artists?

Don't you hate pride in ones own stupidity or lack of knowledge?

Don't you hate the feeling of inevitability, or worse the realization that inevitability doesn't have to be inevitable, but it happens anyway?

Don't you hate trying to search for something that you have all the key information for but are missing specific things that allow you to find it?

Don't you hate when people put a question in between the syllables or replace a syllable of a difficult word to create a new word that sounds terrible that begs the quesiton of the words definition? Onamona-what-a? Irri-who-scent?

[azzrielladenise]

Don't you hate it when stores stop selling Faygo?
Seriously.
FAYGO COMES OFF THE SHELVES SOON AND I JUST FOUND A PLACE THAT SELLS IT.

[azzrielladenise]

Don't you hate it when stores stop selling Faygo?
Seriously.
FAYGO COMES OFF THE SHELVES SOON AND I JUST FOUND A PLACE THAT SELLS IT.

[vortexTechie]

Don't you hate it when you hate something?

I have the feeling this might cause a feedback loop of incredible self-hatred. AKA Karkat.

[chibi2ki]

Don't you hate it when you get too lazy to open an adoptables shop on dA?

[vortexTechie]

Don't you hate it when a complete computer noob ask you to help him with something, then suddenly behaves like he is the expert, doesn't listen to your advice, then fucks up completely and blames you?

[chezrush]

Don't you hate it when autocorrect chances every thong you saw I'd?
Dont you hate it when you sit on al chairs with other people and the other people chairs feel comfy but yours doesn't?
Don't you hate it when you fall off the Eiffel Tower?
DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE USE ALL CAPS?
Don't you hate it when you just get a iPhone and you lose it?

[Catstorm]

Don't you hate it when your cat wants to eat the hair of your My Little Ponies?

[Wiwaxia]

Don't you hate it when there's a sink with a wide bowl, but the faucet is so short you have to cram your hands right up against the side?

[freaki]

don't you hate it when you wake up after what can only be described as enough sleep, yet feel like you've not slept at all?

Don't you hate it when people compare your problems to those of some ethiopian, when you already feel bad enough without having the extra weight of guilt on top of your melancholy?

Don't you hate it when you've been looking forward to eating something all day only to find that it has gone off?

Don't you hate it when you're not warned about stairs?

Don't you hate it when every day you are reminded of mistakes you made years before, and feel that you can't move on from them?

Don't you hate it when you need to click a joint and it just won't click?

[Mouseiana]

Don't you hate it when you miss two things you wanted to go to because you were supposed to be camping, then you can't even go camping because you have to work -__-