Skaia Garden (Kindergarten AU)

[Lost-Tresure]

Later at lunch: Karkat get angry this lead to a food fight in which only one troll manages to hit Vriska with anything.

[Halfblood2000]

All shall love Rose Lalonde and despair.

[auratusCarassius]

Later at lunch: Karkat get angry this lead to a food fight in which only one troll manages to hit Vriska with anything.

>Troll that manages to hit Vriska with something: Be Tavros, and it was an accident. She won't believe that, though.

X3 Kan is the most adorably classy little troll.

[littlequietguy]

John: Consider enlisting a stealthy wiggler in your mission of profound unconfiscation.

[Icosahedron]

I can't think of an exile name for Eridan! Dammit!

[EnigmaticD]

Estranged Adventurer? I can't think of one either.

[WhimsicalAquarium]

Well, there are still suggestions I made that need to happen still:

- Tavros getting lost on the way to school, Jade helps him, and Tavros developed flushed feelings for Jade.
- John pairs up Sollux and Karkat together and they start to fight.
- Aradia comes to school and says hello to Sollux. Sollux blushes and says hello back. We also see Aradia's goat/kangaroo lusus.

I'll wait before I make more suggestions.

[Archaeopteryx]

Estranged Adventurer? I can't think of one either.

Is quite good, let's go with that.

[UpsidePickle]

eeeee hiya. Along with all of these other new readers, rainbows have been gushing from my ears for a while now. This is a very cute FA. So cute. Also I share your love of the Exiles.

>Exiles: SUDDENLY BE IN THIS AU.

[Halfblood2000]

eeeee hiya. Along with all of these other new readers, rainbows have been gushing from my ears for a while now. This is a very cute FA. So cute. Also I share your love of the Exiles.

>Exiles: SUDDENLY BE IN THIS AU.

This. Seconding.

[Archaeopteryx]

eeeee hiya. Along with all of these other new readers, rainbows have been gushing from my ears for a while now. This is a very cute FA. So cute. Also I share your love of the Exiles.

>Exiles: SUDDENLY BE IN THIS AU.

This. Seconding.

CANNOT THIRD THIS HARD ENOUGH

[TheMagus]

eeeee hiya. Along with all of these other new readers, rainbows have been gushing from my ears for a while now. This is a very cute FA. So cute. Also I share your love of the Exiles.

>Exiles: SUDDENLY BE IN THIS AU.

This. Seconding.

CANNOT THIRD THIS HARD ENOUGH

Fourthed with the power of the Green Sun

[WhimsicalAquarium]

>The Exiles: Don't know anything about this mysterious human thing called school and try to dress up as little trolls (poorly) to get into the school.

-or-

>The Exiles: Wayward Vagabond dress up as a little troll (poorly) that is being accompanied by his two troll parents, Peregrine Mendicant and The Aimless Renegade, to this mysterious thing humans call school. Not realizing you made the biggest flaw to the plan; trolls do not have parents, only a lusus.

[martia]

> John: Start class!

But you are still waiting for one more wiggler!

If it is Nepeta Leijon you are concerned about, you don't have to be. She is in safe hands, or should I say, paws. She has merely taken a detour and will be late.
oh, okay then!

How does Rose know such things? Maybe they have something to do with her being a wizard or something.

all right, sollux, karkat, vriska, kanaya, eridan...
i'm mister egbert, and i am your teacher, or in your words, a schoolfeeder!
i look forward to the semester ahead with you.
now, follow me!
~ ready, ready for the big ride, baby! ~
(WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SINGING.)
(Sh8t up, Karkat! He sounds nice!)
(wwhy are you gettin so defensivve its not as if hes a quadrant a yours)
(Please Stop This Squabbling Now And Just Follow Mister Egbert)
Sea you all later!!
(thii2 ii2 2tupiid.)

Act 1: John is a schoolfeeder
FIN.

-- -- -- -- --

john and vriska and nick cage, ot3. two of them are not homosexual, but shut up, it is still a thing.

what is anatomy? what is proportion? they are something that martia throws out of the window when doing crowd scenes. yes. Heck Yes. HECK FLIPPING YES. (see? there's a way to do this: the equius way.)

Estranged Adventurer? I can't think of one either.

maybe something with the initials of CA would be better? umm, Callous Adventurer? oh hahaha suddenly it seems fun to come up with exile names for all of them. karkat can be Crabby General.

eeeee hiya. Along with all of these other new readers, rainbows have been gushing from my ears for a while now. This is a very cute FA. So cute. Also I share your love of the Exiles.

>Exiles: SUDDENLY BE IN THIS AU.

i am bouncing in my seat because i would really like to introduce the mayoR and PM and the midnight crew and pickle inspector here! so yea, they will definitely show up. just not soon (something like a year later?), because the main characters here are the trolls and kids. and plot is moving slowly.

GUYS GUYS i have to say this: I READ ALL YOUR SUGGESTIONS, but WHETHER I CHOOSE TO ACT ON THEM or not, it's my choice, k? (so there's no need to repeat yourselves.) as much fun as it would be to have lots more childish wiggler shenanigans, the plot needs to move on you know? or it would take a whole year in meta to cover the story of ONE DAY in john's work. and i don't have a lot of time to update, i have an internet life, social life and school life.

-- -- -- -- --

okay.

*runs around the living room*

omg.

i freaking finished one act.

martia is proud of myself. weeeeee~ lemme do a census thing.
beta kids: 4/4
trolls: 8/12
lusii: 8/13
no. of updates: 18
no. of panels: 50
meta duration: 7 weeks

k, now imma take a break from updating this FA for, maybe, two weeks? have other real life matters to attend to =DD

what would you guys like after this? do i start act 2 with dave's class arriving, which will probably have terezi appearing next thanks to all of the dragonmom quote pyramids, or would you like some world building stuff?

[WhimsicalAquarium]

=o Are the trolls that haven't made it to school going to be introduced eventually? Besides Nepeta, what about Tavros or Aradia?

[Daniel990]

Get this adventure out of the cradle!

[Unclever title]

Tough call between world building and adorable troll shenanigans.
But I think we could use a little bit of world building intermission.

Then we get back to the shenanigans.

[Halfblood2000]

Get this out of the Cradle.

IT'S TOO GOOD.

[EnigmaticD]

Seconding world building.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Thirding Cradle Removal

[auratusCarassius]

Hrm~ Maybe World Building followed immediately by (or interrupted by) Terezi~?

[Lost-Tresure]

Hrm~ Maybe World Building followed immediately by *cough*interrupted by*cough* Terezi~?

This.

[Aranfan]

But, its a kindergarten AU, if anything should stay in the cradle it's this one.

[Paosheep]

But, its a kindergarten AU, if anything should stay in the cradle it's this one.

I agree that the pun is adorable, but that is not really what the cradle is for!

The wiggler that is this story is no longer a grub. It is time to call the carpenter drones to build its new hive. Soon its lusus (that's you, martia!) will be teaching it everything it needs to know to eviscerate all the other competing forum adventures.

It is all just a part of the great circle of life.



...or something like that? I don't know.




Also! I am totally down with a little world building before we continue. Nothing too complex, I guess, but just some light basic stuff before we dive back in.

[martia]

I agree that the pun is adorable, but that is not really what the cradle is for!

The wiggler that is this story is no longer a grub. It is time to call the carpenter drones to build its new hive. Soon its lusus (that's you, martia!) will be teaching it everything it needs to know to eviscerate all the other competing forum adventures.

It is all just a part of the great circle of life.

all right okay, thanks to everone's encouragement, and especially paosheep's entertaining imagery (i have a high imagination stat, i'm almost in a fort now), i have posted in the cradle escape thread!!

before i start to welcome new readers, i want to let the current ones know: that i really appreciate all of you. all your nice comments, enthusiastic suggestions and thirded fourthed fifthed quote pyramids are a great encouragement to me. i hope to be able to continue entertaining you and causing a sugary apocalypse where everyone is puking rainbows due to saccharine poisoning and enjoying every bit of it. (hahaha that was what i gathered from the comments of every new reader). i would like to make more moving speeches, but i don't have the eloquence of karkat or rose, so i'll just end liek jdsdmowb;jsianspqhdjqpavua,oxha

whaha. . all of the quadrants for you, readers.


also, now that everyone already knows who dave's class would be conceived of (feferi, gamzee, equius, terezi, tavros, aradia) i can repost this art happily.




watch that foot pyrope
you dont want yellow toenail obscuring screen to become the cause of a dead dave
and megido
when i want to have my ears cleaned out with pointy keratin i will inform you