Skaia Garden (Kindergarten AU)

[cautiousCapricorn]

Man Aurthor couldn't look more like a male anime character in that panel if he tired.

He's quickly becoming my favorite Lusii, but sadly Crabdad has got him beat.

[Scowling Dragon]

>Scowling Dragon: Suggest Ideas to author.

I was thinking, in a world that is forced to integrate alternia I think a bit of a role reversal would be happening:

Trolls would get to see a different more peaceful world and perhaps go a bit more lack on their extremes.

Humans on the other hand would be forced to militarize. Now currently they simply got trolls outnumbered. But individualy Trolls beat humans easily. Some of earths best humans could easily compete with the trolls (Bro/ Dad/ Mom/ Granpa- Im looking at you) but those are far between.

What could a human Police force do to a Psionic Troll going on a rampage? What if the Royalty suddenly decided they wanted control and sent their Laughsassins to take over the president? What could Tavros Do If he suddenly mind controlled elephants into attack mode? Or even took control of Bec! Gamzee could split a tank in half. The Very Lusii they have are all powerful monsters.

Earth would be forced to militarize. I would imagine in school PE playing a large part in teaching Kids how to wield firearms, wield swords and dodge and acrobatics. Classes about resisting mind control, ect. Government experiments on giving mutant superpowers or strengthening mangrit. I wouldn't be surprised if in this world Johns power came from government experiments.

[Bluesunnyday]

>Scowling Dragon: Suggest Ideas to author.

I was thinking, in a world that is forced to integrate alternia I think a bit of a role reversal would be happening:

Trolls would get to see a different more peaceful world and perhaps go a bit more lack on their extremes.

Humans on the other hand would be forced to militarize. Now currently they simply got trolls outnumbered. But individualy Trolls beat humans easily. Some of earths best humans could easily compete with the trolls (Bro/ Dad/ Mom/ Granpa- Im looking at you) but those are far between.

What could a human Police force do to a Psionic Troll going on a rampage? What if the Royalty suddenly decided they wanted control and sent their Laughsassins to take over the president? What could Tavros Do If he suddenly mind controlled elephants into attack mode? Or even took control of Bec! Gamzee could split a tank in half. The Very Lusii they have are all powerful monsters.

Earth would be forced to militarize. I would imagine in school PE playing a large part in teaching Kids how to wield firearms, wield swords and dodge and acrobatics. Classes about resisting mind control, ect. Government experiments on giving mutant superpowers or strengthening mangrit. I wouldn't be surprised if in this world Johns power came from government experiments.

That sounds way too awesome grimdark for a Kindergarten AU.

[Scowling Dragon]

It doesn't have to be Grimdark. It depends on presentation.

[Scruffmeister]

It doesn't have to be Grimdark. It depends on presentation.

.
Dude. Its grim and dark.
Government experiments = Not cute.
No.
Not even if it involved splicing people with Hello Kitty.

...

Oh god that would be terrifying oh no oh no oh nooooooooooo...

[Scruffmeister]

It doesn't have to be Grimdark. It depends on presentation.

.
Dude. Its grim and dark.
Government experiments = Not cute.
No.
Not even if it involved splicing people with Hello Kitty.

...

Oh god that would be terrifying oh no oh no oh nooooooooooo...

[Scowling Dragon]

Again. It depends on presentation:

"Hello fellow humans. We are opening this government experiment lab to anybody that wants to gain superpowers. It might do some bad stuff to you (Though it shouldn't), so do this only if you REALY need to. You will be very well compensated as well."

[Medinoc]

^"Honestly, we're just throwing science at the wall to see what sticks." -- Cave Johnson.

[Scowling Dragon]

Its only GrimDark if the Government is lying about it and isn't upfront about it.

Captain america wasn't grimdark.

[blackcat8]

i agree with having cave johnson control all of the research of the world, especially military research, and also agree with Scowling Dragon's ideas, but i don't see how any of this could have much of a DIRECT influence on this story, yet, unless we go in some tangent or something, maybe having a high school or something train genetic clones of their ancestors, and then a group of extreme separatist terrorists attack the schools, leaving them to evacuate to a military controlled bunker designed to protect everyone in case of such extreme events, one that, thanks to the insanity of cave johnson and his disregard for safety and regulations ETC was refitted to be a research and testing center, but that would be weird even for a world where genetic engineering works that well

[Destruction Dragon 360]

This is a Kindergarten AU.

I'd... kinda like it to stay as lighthearted as possible. Can't we just, like, not, do, some of this stuff, yet? It seems sort of heavy-handed. If I'm using the phrase correctly.

[Scowling Dragon]

Im just messin around. Id like to think this is happening in the background.

[ThyCreationist]

>thyCreationist: Proceed to have a ceizure.
"OMG OMG TH4T 1S TH3 MOST 4DOR4BL3 TH1NG SOM3ON3 STOP M3!!!"

>scorpionScorpionist: prod with stick. it has to happen.
"NH THS S FNNY"

[electricHeadache]

oh poor Nepeta wait, i mean poor Equies he doesn't have milk no more.

[blackcat8]

equius>look at the cute kitty-troll, she obviously has some potentential, maybe if you stuck close to her and helped her learn proper behavior, maybe you could help bring out her strengths

nepeta>accept milk, if pounce taught you anything, milk is the best thing someone could ever offer you, and to pay more attention to your environment when stalking than your target, but that's irrelevant

wait did nepeta even have strengths? i don't think charging to your death when your friend dies is necessarily a strength

[cyberHeroine]

She was a very accomplished huntress. I would say that her combat prowess was quite possibly the greatest of any of the troll players, but her lack of super-powers and the fact that she was a fairly minor character marginalised her.

[williamcll]

wait, do we have a > nepeta: DRINK THAT MILK RIGHT NOW yet?

[martia]

Anywayu what I liked about your story is that whilst you reduced some of the more vile elements from homestuck you didn't ignore them. Really crappy fics usually ignore darker parts of the stories in return for garbage.

The Lesus feeding on invading spaceships is both gruesome AND more appropriate. Vriska remains a Bitch yet isn't that much of one because of less Lusus influence.

You ignore your dislike for some characters and treat them fairly.

So all around thumbs up.

/martia hugs scowlingdragon. thank you

He's quickly becoming my favorite Lusii, but sadly Crabdad has got him beat.

it can't be help, there are just way too many awesome lusii. at the moment crabdad, pounce, aurthour, bicyclopsdad and dragonmom are amongst my top favourites.

>Scowling Dragon: Suggest Ideas to author.

haha i don't really mind, but like you said, it's all in the background with little relation to the kindergarten setting

"Hello fellow humans. We are opening this government experiment lab to anybody that wants to gain superpowers. It might do some bad stuff to you (Though it shouldn't), so do this only if you REALY need to. You will be very well compensated as well."

sounds like how ADAM was marketed in rapture. hmmm.

This is a Kindergarten AU.

I'd... kinda like it to stay as lighthearted as possible. Can't we just, like, not, do, some of this stuff, yet? It seems sort of heavy-handed. If I'm using the phrase correctly.

/martia nods

oh poor Nepeta wait, i mean poor Equies he doesn't have milk no more.

no way, this is aurthour, he is always prepared! his sylladex is full of milk!!

wait, do we have a > nepeta: DRINK THAT MILK RIGHT NOW yet?

okay, hopefully somewhere this week i can find the time to sit down to make an update. =))

[Scowling Dragon]

Yay, this story isn't dead! I needed a couple of doses of cute and pleasant during exam week. Remember, if you drop this story without at least a note I will use my powers to cyberpunch you!

(Please don't be offended)

edit:

Wohoo! I get a hug!

[Bluesunnyday]

Yay! It's not dead!

[Scowling Dragon]

Aw come on! Don't suddenly die again after raising my hopes!

[martia]

> Equius: Be in awe of your lusus.

This is... E%traordinary. Aurthour was able to subjugate a crying wiggler and make her behave herself with a bottle of milk. You are ashamed of your earlier impatience. You should learn to walk in his hoofsteps.

> Equius: Be the Gentleman.

Ahem
Lowb100d
Would you join me on my journey to the sch001feeding centre
You may sit on the chair if you want to

that is okay
nepeta is actually really strong!
she thanks the nice musclebeast and blue troll for the milk and offer
but she will not go to school, beclaws there is a big horrorterror there
You must be refering to Feferi's lusus
You will be fine
The lusus lives in the sea, and she does not go to school
The humans do not allow lusii to join in the schoolfeeding
really?
then i will be safe?
Yes
You will be
I have been going to school for half a sweep
And I am still all right

he is right, nepeta
school is a fun place!
let's go there now, shall we?
ok!!

i am nepeta leijon, and this is my lusus, pounce de leon!
how about you?
Equius Zahhak
My lusus is Aurthour
meow
is equius nepeta's friend now?


Yes, you are, Equius

Yes
I will be your friend

==>

Meanwhile, the principal sees a frog flying pass her window from her office on the second floor.

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LFSNALKLCDALIDIAJMLASJALNCVHOWAWHCLZS sorry, there are a lot of the real life stuffs and online projects that are fighting for my attention. next wiggler GO!

[Scowling Dragon]

Its alright. There is nothing wrong with real life problems. I hope you beat up all your real life problems SO BAD that they don't bug you for years to come.

>Continue reading Book.

[psychapprentice]

Clearly from the telekenesis and redness of the frog, Aradia is about to be already here.

[sirhc1018]

welcome back!
>investigate the "flying" frog