Skaia Garden (Kindergarten AU)

[makuta]

Lord English: Bring a young Doc Scratch to this 'Day Care.' He needs to learn about the S U C K E R S people he will interacting with in the future to help with your summoning.

Sure you're not updateing as fast as Andrew Hussie, but you update speed is fine as it is. So what if it takes over half a year to get there, this is your story and you do what you want with it. Rushing only makes things worse.

[The Mather1]

The fact that you just used my suggestion has earned you a place among my pinned tabs, you would have gotten it eventually but this is first time ever for an adventure with less than ten pages. In fact you get the last spot in the canon-characters-AU section (chosen to ease finding the right tab because it's among my favorites).[/virtually meaningless award]

Vriska: INTERVENE.

Seconded.

[Holly]

Waah two updates again!
I simply can't believe how much expression you can get into the simple style you use! Vriska is simply adorable!
And John ahh so amazing, and it makes sense that we would be able to defend himself and other against the more violent lusus.
And Karkat, and Vriska ahh so cute~

Vriska: INTERVENE.

Thirded. Seems logical, with her staring at them and all.


Also, eventually
>Older class: Have aquarium with salamanders.

[Paosheep]

Nepeta: Stealthily arrive. That little angry troll sure is noisy... and maybe kind of cute? Suddenly you feel very shy...

[Aluminumia]

> Vriska: Have a temper Tantrum to lure John over by you. Or fake an injury.

[martia]

In fact you get the last spot in the canon-characters-AU section (chosen to ease finding the right tab because it's among my favorites).[/virtually meaningless award]

*pins virtually meaningless award on wall* it's the virtual awards wall!! you're using tabs (on your browser)? that's kinda inconvenient right? i usually just subscribe to threads.

The fact that you just used my suggestion [...]

i try to keep in mind every suggestion! some i won't take because they either
1 - contradict whatever au canon i have in my brain (like those doc scratch/lord english ones =x) or
2 - clash with another suggestion.
you can still throw those suggestions in though, i don't mind having ideas.

some others i intend to reserve for use at a later time (which can be next year).

Vriska: INTERVENE.

all right, this will happen next. besides nepeta (don't worry, she is due to arrive!), who would you like to see next? (keep in mind that they -should- be in john's class, not dave's. and there are 6 trolls per class.)

[Hatta]

> Gamzees?

[The Mather1]

In fact you get the last spot in the canon-characters-AU section (chosen to ease finding the right tab because it's among my favorites).[/virtually meaningless award]

*pins virtually meaningless award on wall* it's the virtual awards wall!! you're using tabs (on your browser)? that's kinda inconvenient right? i usually just subscribe to threads.

Not at all, there's nothing easier than just alternating clicking the tabs and F5 to get up to speed in the morning. Also this way I can load multiple updates at once.

[martia]

> Vriska: Intervene.

You cannot let the other wiggler hog all the attention from Mister John, can you? Nope.



You tug on his sleeve.

Mister Joooooooohn!
vriska!

He pats you on your head between your horns. You like it.

wow! you have a really fierce lusus!
Um, yes! She is the scariest lusus. The 8est ever! Th8t's why I am such a winner--

His hands circle you and he pulls you towards his chest. At first, you panic a little as you wonder if he was going to crush you in his arms because your lusus angered him.



Then you realise... this is called a hug. He is freaking hugging you. No one has ever hugged you before. It is both uncomfortable and warm. You want to control him and make him let go of you. Wait. Hugs are what people give to those they pity right? How did you just successfully flush flirt with him? You feel a strange sensation in your digestive tracks which further amplifies when Mister John releases you.

oh, vriska! meet your new friend! his name is karkat.
karkat, be friends with her, all right?

Karkat glares right at you, looking incredibly dumb with the candy still in his mouth. You stare back at him and smirk, running over your lips with your tongue. You notice his symbol.

Hey wiggler. I have never met a troll with grey 8lood 8efore!!!!!!!!
How exquis8!
Wow. No wonder Spidermom thought that you look delicious!
SHUT UP YOU NOOKSNIFFER.
WIGGLER YOURSELF.
I SEE NO REASON TO PARADE MY BLOOD COLOUR PUBLICLY LIKE YOU, PSYCHOTIC BLUEBLOOD.

Karkat looks ridiculous as he keeps on shouting with a mouth full of lollipop. He is so angry that he accidentally bites off half the lollipop, swallows it and chokes. He twists his head to face away from you while covering his protein chute with one hand. No doubt trying to prevent the real colour of his blood from showing as he bites his tongue.



Wow. He looks like shit. And pretty damn funny.

Hahahahahahahaha!

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karkat is too angry, and is forced to look like shit.

and the next update won't take long! in a few hours, when i've eaten my dinner.

[youdont12know]

John: burp Karkat.
Karkat: RAGE

[Copygoo]

Hahaha, that looks hilarious.

>Nepeta: Arrive finally.

[martia]

> John: Help Karkat.

jade! i need a cup of water!
hang on, i'm coming!!

The caretaker arrives swiftly with a plastic mug and makes Karkat drink while you soothe his chest and back.





Trolls are extremely sassy. Or in this case, extremely idiotic. The moment Karkat could breathe, he gives Vriska a rude gesture.

Hahahahahahahaha! Laaaaaaaame.

And she starts to imitate his choking.

FUCK YOU.
Well, fuck you too!!!!!!!!
And your dum8 grey 8lood!
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SHUT UP FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP!

> John: Intervene.

Oh no, this is not going well. You know about the trolls' weird caste system based on the colour of their blood. And you also know what is the colour of Karkat's blood from the registry handed to you from your principal. That is probably why he reacting explosively (again). Time to break this up.

vriska, karkat, stop that!
vriska, it's fine if karkat likes his symbol rendered in grey. grey is the colour of troll skin, so... it kinda fits!
look at me.
i have a green symbol, and i have neither green blood nor skin.
in fact, my blood is a bright red!
so it's okay.

Karkat looks at you in surprise. Vriska grins at you. It is a cute (and malicious) kind of grin.

Okaaaaaaaay. I will 8e friends with Karkat!
that's good, vriska.
and karkat, you should stop swearing at people. it's not nice.
HMPH.
karkat, answer mister egbert properly.
...
'KAY.
now, you two sit here, while we wait for more of your friends to come.
Okay!!!!!!!!

Vriska obediently takes a seat on the bench beside Karkat. Karkat empties the mug and hands it back to the caretaker. He turns away from Vriska and resumes enjoying the lollipop.

You walk back to the door and pretend to be looking out, but you continue watching them from the corners of your eyes. You see Karkat giving Vriska the other half of the remaining lollipop, which she accepts. It looks like they have made up fine!

> Karkat: Give Vriska the rest of your lollipop.

What? No! Seriously, why on Earth would you do that. You love this lollipop. You change your mind about humans being dumb. Human sweets are the best. You are not giving up this lollipop ever. Especially not to--

...



Why are you handing it to the crazy bitch beside you? You do not want to do that!

She takes the candy from your hands and whispers a "thank you, low8lood" in your ears. You hate Vriska Serket. (You would add, "platonically", except that you are not at the age to quite understand the concupiscent kind of hate yet.) She is a huge bitch.

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and now, guys, we can expect a SUGARHIGHWIGGLERS X2 COMBO later.

wow i cleared a lot of suggestions in one post. lollipop, rage, burp karkat (?), steal candy, intervene.

i feel bad for making karkat's first day so horrible-- wait, it's not my fault! everything is merely the consequences of the readers' suggestions! XDD

[The Mather1]

>Nepeta&Pounce de Lyon: Stop being petrified and arrive.

[makuta]

Every troll except Aradia and Feferi: Get a suger high.

[ewar]

Dad English and Baby Scratch needs to be a thing that happens, please make it so!

[Katalia]

Okay I totally had to join the forums to say how adorable this is

>Nepeta: Arrive Already

[littlebeasti]

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Well, Terezi has to be in Dave's class, so not her.

ohohohohoho someone's figured out how i am slotting the wigglers in their classes.

Errrrr.... no, not really >.> It just would be wrong for Ter NOT to be in Dave's class.

> Nepeta: Just to mess with us, don't arrive yet.
Instead,
> Eridan: Arrive.

[LordHyper]

>Eridan: Be the unloved loner kid.
>Jade: Try and cheer this guy up.

[makuta]

> Eridian: Arrive via Seahorsedad.
> Seahorsedad: Arrive via Dragon.
> Dragon: Arrive via Horrorterror.
> Horrorterror: Defend Earth.

[Reecer6]

Nepeta: Pounce on the next troll to arrive

[Edrobot]

Doc Scratch: be vice principal
Secret Wizard: be principal

[martia]

> Be Nepeta. Arrive at school already.

No no no you are not going to school anymore. You are going back to your cave hive to draw pictures on your wall, and play and talk with the friends you drew. Your friends on the wall are not in anyway related to horrorterror monsters and they are perfectly safe to be around with. Your lusus is being unreasonable and she does not understand and still she will not let you go let go stop trying to drag you in the direction of wherever the horrorterror tentacle had just pooped out it's angelspawn wiggler

> Nepeta: Explain why you are so scared.

Nepeta is not quite capable of doing that yet, so Pounce will do the honours.

> Pounce: Explain why Nepeta is so scared.

Clearly, the gargantuan tentacle that had passed above head earlier was the Emissary of the Horrorterrors, acting as the lusus of the famous Tyrian-blooded grub that had been hatched recently. You understand that she is the Empress-to-be, which is strange because the current Empress is still alive and practically immortal. You figure out that the humans may have something to do with it.

Immortal royalty or not, she is only a wiggler, and thus not a threat. Besides, there is no need for a lusus to be schoolfed. You assure Nepeta that there is no cause for concern.

And then, he foils your plan.

The two of you spot a crustacean lusus walking your way. His shoulders are hunched and his pincers snapping randomly. You would say that he looks irritated. It was strange for a lusus to be coming from the direction of the human estate, so you deduce that he must have just dropped his wiggler off at the schoolfeeding centre.

pounce gr33ts the crab sir a good evening!!
WHAT.
meow
OH.
I GET IT.
YOU WERE THE ONES WHO MADE THAT HIGH PITCHED SOUND WHEN THE BULGE-LIKE TENTACLE BROUGHT ITS WIGGLER TO THE KINDERGARTEN.
pounce is embarrassed that our cries of surpurrise had been that loud
YEAH WELL.
THAT'S ALL FINE. THANKS TO THAT I GOT A HEADS-UP ON ESCAPING THAT ABOMINATION.
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT STILL ALLOWED ON THIS PLANET ANYWAY.
WHY DON'T THE HUMANS JUST BLAST THAT CREATURE AWAY TO THE ENDS OF THE GALAXY AND RETURN IT TO ITS FAMILY OF HORRORTERRORS.
mum, what is the crab sir saying?
he is just complaining about the empurress-to-be's lusus
DAMN RIGHT I AM COMPLAINING.
THAT ONE TENTACLE IS ALREADY SO HUGE, I AM SURPRISED THAT THE ORBIT OF THIS PLANET HASN'T BEEN ALTERED BY THE SHEER EXISTENCE OF ITS SITTING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA WITH A RUMP AS WIDE AS THE ENTIRE OCEAN BED.
hahaha!! crab sir looks funny when he is angrrry!
I AM! THEY SAY IT DOES NOT EAT US ANYMORE. I DO NOT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT. ONCE THAT LITTLE WIGGLER GROWS UP, SHE WOULD BE HUNTING US TO FEED IT!
pounce believes that crab sir is mewly being purranoid
the humans s33m to have found a alternative way to f33d her
i don't think we are at meowch danger here
f33d?? mum, what is he mewing about? f33ding what?

The crustacean decided to communicate with your troll via sign language. He brought his pincers up above his head and exaggeratedly snapped at his own face, and then at yours, all while making "NOM NOM NOM" sounds.

Nepeta got his message.

You remind yourself, that if you ever meet this crabby lusus again, you will show him how competent you are at your namesake, rip him to shreds and make his blood a part of your troll's art supplies.

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Nepeta twists herself free of you again. (You are secretly proud of her agility. You know that she will make a good huntress.) She runs. Does she even know the way back? You sigh.


Ouch.



It looks she has ran into... a chair.

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guys, again: i like crabdad. i cannot resist not bringing him back. and i had too much fun writing crabdad and pounce and got distracted. whoops.

the last panel ; ___ ;
i am going be to sued for comic child abuse.

Okay I totally had to join the forums to say how adorable this is

i am uber honoured. i hope i won't disappoint!


lemme take stock of the characters that have appeared for fun.
beta kids: 3/4
trolls: 4.5/12
lusii: 5/13
"main" characters tally: 12.5/29

[OrangeAipom]

this is totally inspired by hanamaru youchien

omg i loved that show

By the way, troll tongues are grey.

[martia]

By the way, troll tongues are grey.

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oh man, that is confusing. one of the scribble modes had karkat with red mouth and pink tongue. and i think i've seen flash artwork with coloured mouths. and many fanarts of sollux with a yellow tongue.

but cool, let's have their mouths be black and their tongues grey! that'll give karkat (and me) less issues during his shouty times.

post amended.

[The Mather1]

>Nepeta: Be heaving for breath.
>Pounce: Drag her along to school, the hospital is further away and if she's actually broken any ribs the schoolfeeders can take her there in one of their automobile vehicles, which are considerably faster than you.