Shank A Bitch 2: Dawn 4 - Important Shanknouncement

[Vancho1]

I'm gonna have to Humanshank: Lagren, because you're a very popular person. By which, I mean that a lot of others also want you dead.

[granolaman]

Holy shit, people refuse to die.
Shank: Tea
How many times do I have to shank everyone?!

[Palamedes]

fuken triple post shank me now

also guys we are not shanking lagren twice

i don't want him to win the popularity contest twice in a row

it'll be unfair

You're absolutely right.

MANSHANK: BlazerC

There we go.

[anacreon]

WateryHell is on both the human and angel list
you should fix that.

Angel Shank: Tea

[SomeGuyNamedDavid]

But he is not actually an angel, so you may want to direct your shank elsewhere.

[anacreon]

I edited my post so i fixed it

[~ATH]

Shanktals

Shanktals

Shanktals

[Palamedes]

Oh wait haha no bold.

Manshank: BlazerC

[BlueYoshi]

Aren't these the Shanktals?

Tea - Very popular
Red - Not blue like an angel. Lost what little popularity he had.
Lagren - Also very popular
~ATH - Slightly popular
Blazer - Jealous of Lagren

[fivexthethird]

Humanshank:Lagren
It's the only logical course of action.

[Red709]

since when was I part of the shank vote

I consider the fact that nobody wants to kill me by stabbing me in the chest 37 times a compliment actually

[BlazerC]

STAB ME THE IN THE FACE DAMN YOU

[Dragon Fogel]

Fine, sure, why not.

AngelShank: BlazerC

Because he asked so nicely.

[InoxFy]

I am going to help WateryHell live up to his name!

Humanshank: WateryHell

[crepuscularDissembler]

Wait
I just realized that if I actually want to survive this game I should probably try and make Gene a demon so he can't get at me
unshank
humanshank: GenetiXientist

[A Killer Cuppa Tea]

STAB ME THE IN THE FACE DAMN YOU

I think it's only fair that we carry out Blazer's wishes.

[ProfessorLizzard]

shank Tea harder!
You lied about finishing Teafia yesterday, liiiiieeeeed (or just had no time).

[Niall]

CORRECTION: I was wrong. How about that? Actually, it's 28 Humans alive which means it takes 15 to Group Shank. And with 25 Angels alive, it takes 13 to Group Shank.

Shanktals:

Angel Shanktals:

A Killer Cuppa Tea (14) - Solaris, ashdenej, BlueYoshi, Havakazoo, HiHeiwa, Professor Lizzard, Konork, Fragowump, BenBen, Krakash, Red709, Sruixan, granolaman, anacreon
Fragowump (1) - Dragon Fogel
Solaris (2) - konec1, DecidedlyDevious
Havakazoo (1) - A Killer Cuppa Tea
Professor Lizzard (1) - Whimbrel
DecidedlyDevious (1) - SirPwnington

Human Shanktals:

Lagren (10) - GenetiXientist, Mirdini, youdont12know, MasterBlade, Hermes, Gecky, Mr. Muitini, Fire Goliath, Vancho1, fivexthethird
dragonpaul99 (2) - Paranoia, ~ATH
~ATH (5) - PackratImp, dragonpaul99, ZigZagas, Schazer, absoluteCertainty
WateryHell - (2) SomeGuyNamedDavid, InoxFy
No Shank (1) - Chirality
Chirality (3) - BlazerC, imperviousScofflaw, DJ-P0N3
BlazerC (1) - Palamedes
GenetiXientist (1) - crepuscularDissembler

Clouds formed across the sky and precipitation fell down from the sky onto the unlucky humans. Had they not had more pressing issues at hand, they might have stopped to notice that it was not water, but blood that fell out from the sky. As small puddles formed, you might see the face of one Killer Cuppa Tea in the reflection, somberly giving the finger to the Angel named Havakazoo.

The Humans continued to brandish their waepons in vaguely threatening manners. The Day went on.

*Snore!*

Angels, you can get tonight's night shanks in if you so please. Make sure you do once the Day ends though.

[A Killer Cuppa Tea]

shank Tea harder!
You lied about finishing Teafia yesterday, liiiiieeeeed (or just had no time).

It was the time ;_;

And i said tonight as in mafia time


QE: oh wait nvm ive been shanked >_<

[Niall]

Tea, go update your own game. Shank A Bitch will be here tomorrow for you. Besides, at this point of the game you are the only person who doesn't have to do anything, so make the most of your time and finish your mafia. It will give you the confidence to draw the last breath out of your victims as you plunge your knife into their throat, hand over their mouth whispering "shh, shh, shh, it'll be all right, go to sleep, it's ok. Shhhhhh, shh, shh, it's ok. No need to fight it, just let go. Shhh."

[A Killer Cuppa Tea]

Tea, go update your own game. Shank A Bitch will be here tomorrow for you. Besides, at this point of the game you are the only person who doesn't have to do anything, so make the most of your time and finish your mafia. It will give you the confidence to draw the last breath out of your victims as you plunge your knife into their throat, hand over their mouth whispering "shh, shh, shh, it'll be all right, go to sleep, it's ok. Shhhhhh, shh, shh, it's ok. No need to fight it, just let go. Shhh."

YESSIR NIALL SIR

[Niall]

I'm not going to say that I'm more proud of the dead Angel bitch that got shanked tonight than the Human bitches who are seemingly the first bunch of bitches who are not able to decide on a Groupshank target within 24 hours, but I might allude to that fact by saying how I'm not going to say that specific fact.

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I'm not going to tell you I'm hungry, I'm going to make you think I'm hungry by specifically telling you that I won't tell you that I'm hungry. Translation: Go make me a sandwich.

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I'm actually entertained by a wide spread of votes, so in all honesty I'm not upset that the Humans are taking longer than a meagre 24 hours. Just make sure you keeping checking back and re-affirming/changing your vote by posting in this thread and I'll be happy.

[A Killer Cuppa Tea]

i thought id pot the update here seeing as theres not really anywhere else to put it and this is what drove me to finally get off my lazy old arse and get on with it, but i'm about ~75% done with Teafia game end. it shouldnt be too long before i have finished it! Unfortunately the place im staying tonight may not have internet, so if worst comes to worst i shall have to post it from the uni tomorow. I intend to finish it tonight. wooooo.

thats the flavour btw, that im going to post. not the awards, actions and the rest of it. that will come not long after tho, i should hope. the awards are what will take the longest.

ANYWAYS thats enough of itnerrupting your fine time here shankin' some bitches. enjoy yaselves.





sorry for the interruption ._.

[imperviousScofflaw]

Wait
I just realized that if I actually want to survive this game I should probably try and make Gene a demon so he can't get at me
unshank
humanshank: GenetiXientist

yes Seedy

Gene is the only reason you might get stabbed

[imperviousScofflaw]

Oh also I can totally get behind a Humanitarian Shank: ~ATH

So I cast my vote on DAT TRAIN

Besides, he's ALREADY HERE