Wait, Who ARE You?

[Reecer6]

>Be The MindFangerer

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MindFang + The Sufferer

[OrangeAipom]

> Be one of the boy trolls who stayed a boy troll.

[EnigmaticD]

Be Karkat, or Karkatia, or Karkatniss, or [insert feminine form here]

[forkinyoureye]

Karkatniss

If it's not this, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

[littlebeasti]

> Be Nepeta Makara.

[Enceladus]

Working on the update, and it will either be within two hours from now or 9 hours later. Needless to say I'm hoping for the former.

[Enceladus]

(Sorry for the double post, moderators!)
>Be the angry troll

You are now KARKAT VANTAS
Wait, no, that's not quite right.

You are now KARKAT ZAHHAK, and you hate ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. (Platonically, of course! You're not a total hate playa)
There are in fact 4 things in the world that you do not hate platonically. These are your MATESPRIT, TROLL NIC CAGE, SOLLUX MAKARA, and YOUR KISMESIS.
That last one might not count. You hate him so much, it's not even platonic any more.
Your interests include HATRED, HATRED, HATRED, and ANY MOVIE WITH TROLL NIC CAGE.

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SPRITE MODU ACTIVATE!
Why didn't I use it in the first place when I had all the sprites made? No idea.
Welp, you probably won't get anything more from me for 8 hours.

[EnigmaticD]

Karkat: contemplate emptiness of hive.

[OrangeAipom]

> Hate the fuck out of your ugly, bruised mug.

ha ha nic cage's blood changed so he plays superman

[Zeralith]

Karkat> Tell us who your matesprit is! We're really curious!

[OrangeAipom]

Karkat> Tell us who your matesprit is! We're really curious!

i don't wanna know

[dragonHacker]

> Pester your kismesis!

[littlebeasti]

(Sorry for the double post, moderators!)

Double posts are allowed by adventure hosts.

Anyway,

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You are now KARKAT ZAHHAK

Haha! I was ri-

SOLLUX MAKARA

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Wait, so Nepeta Captor? How does that make him prone to cheat...?
OH WAIT NO DERP GENDER IS NOT ASSIGNED BY BLOOD COLOR
actually I'm not seeing any kind of pattern to it. Hmn.

For that matter, quirks are hard to figure out here too. HOW MANY LAYERS OF SWAPS ARE YOU DOING HERE?

> So, Troll Nic Cage is your moirail, right?

[OrangeAipom]

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Wait, so Nepeta Captor? How does that make him prone to cheat...?
OH WAIT NO DERP GENDER IS NOT ASSIGNED BY BLOOD COLOR
actually I'm not seeing any kind of pattern to it. Hmn.

For that matter, quirks are hard to figure out here too. HOW MANY LAYERS OF SWAPS ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Everything is miracles.

[forkinyoureye]

>Karkat: Watch a movie.

[Enceladus]

>Troll your matesprit

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-- coldbloodedGambit [CG] began trolling analyticCataclysm [AC]
CG: HI. AGAIN. NEPETA.
AC: Hi karkittty!!!
AC: Did solllux telll you about the gaaame w3're going to play???
AC: I think that w3'll win it!!!
CG: A. GAME.
CG: IS. IT. FLARP.
CG: I. HATE. FLARP.
AC: You hate everything... 3:
AC: But it's not flarp!!!
AC: Solllux said it was called Sgrub!!!
AC: And that w3'll comp3t3 against the lowblooods!
CG: SOUNDS. AS. MILDLY. ENJOYABLE. AS. ANYTHING. IN. THIS. STUPID. WORLD.
CG: SO. HOW. HAVE. YOU. BEEN.
AC: I've b333n great!!!
AC: My eye stilll hurts a bit, though...
AC: Stupid vriska and tavros.
AC: But w3'll b3 FINE!!!
AC: W3 are sooooooooo gonna win against them!!!
AC: W3 can b3 in cahooots!!!
AC: CAHOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!!!!!!
CG: OKAY.
CG: CONSIDER. US. IN. CAHOOTS.
CG: SO. WHERE. DO. I. GET. THIS. NOOKWRIGGLING. GAME.
AC: Solllux said that h3 would send it to you!!!
AC: And that you would b3 our t33ms l33der!!!
AC: But h3 said not to bother him because he was working on the game.
CG: SOUNDS. FINE.
CG: I. DONT. REALLY. CARE. MUCH. ABOUT. THIS. GAME.
CG: GOODBYE.
AC: You know you loveee m3!!!
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Re: levels of swaps: ALL THE LEVELS! ALL OF THEM! AUCEPTION!
Nah, just mixed around personalities how I saw fit.
Welp that's it for today. I need to practice and then go see a play.

[OrangeAipom]

This Nepeta is great.

I like his quirk, by the way.

[Enceladus]

This Nepeta is male.
Unless you want a female Sollux and unbalanced genders. (>Obsessive author: flip out!)
By the way, I'm planning an [S] update for Nov 18th (My birthday) so I guess the other characters will be introduced within the next month or so.

[OrangeAipom]

This Nepeta is male.
Unless you want a female Sollux and unbalanced genders. (>Obsessive author: flip out!)
By the way, I'm planning an [S] update for Nov 18th (My birthday) so I guess the other characters will be introduced within the next month or so.

I just forgot when I was revising my post over and over.

Wait, why would Sollux be female?

[forkinyoureye]

>Browse the troll Internet.

[OrangeAipom]

oh maybe nepeta's powers only work on those of the same sex or the opposite sex i don't know

> Rage at auspistice.

[Enceladus]

OrangeA- Because if you look in canon (and in this bloodswap), the genders are mirror images if you regard the line between Kanaya and Terezi as the middle (This is completely incomprehensible)
Think of it this way:
F M M M F F F F M M M F

In this bloodswap it goes:
F F M M F M M F M M F F

If you don't get it, I probably can explain it better.

[OrangeAipom]

That's cool.

[Enceladus]

>Troll your kismesis
You wish you could give that candy blooded freak a good kismesising over the internet. But Sollux, your auspitice has hacked your accounts so that you can't troll each other without turning it into a memo that he is invited to.
And as Sollux is clearly busy programming some stupid game, you don't particularly care to do that.

[OrangeAipom]

> Register a new trollian account because Sollux is dumb.