>Troll Someone Else.
>Troll Someone Else.
>Remember how much you hate your life.
>Remember how much you hate your life.
How could you ever forget?
>Troll Someone Else.
Ahh, the empress. You figure that spreading the news from the top is the best way to continue it.
So who should we be next?
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>Be the stoned troll.
This adventure will be on hiatus until the end of November due to NaNoWriMo.
Sorry.
I may post an [S] update on the 18th depending if it's done.
Post theories and/or suggestions so that it doesn't drop off the face of the planet?
*ForMal With Me
Last edited by OrangeAipom; 11-01-2011 at 11:36 AM.
>Enceladus: Unhiatus
PCHOOO!!!!!!!!! We are back in business.
>Be the stoned troll
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You are now SOLLUX MAKARA.
And by the double messiahs of chaos and order, the OCEAN is MIRACULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL tonight.
Too bad it's going to be destroyed tonight too. But you don't know that yet.
You sometimes just like to stare at stuff like the ocean. It's pretty beautiful.
You are part of an ANCIENT and SLIGHTLY DANGEROUS cult that believes in CHAOS and ORDER and the MIRACULOUS DOUBLE MESSIAHS of the TWIN APOCALYPSES.
> Retrieve arms doublefold.
>Retrieve arms doublefold
You start waving your arms around randomly because you thought you had lost them or something. You do things like this occasionally, it's nothing to be worried about.
>Engage Sollux Vision
I'm sorry, but while you are in this state, the only command you may give is "Fondly regard hallucination"!
>Fondly regard elucidation before suddenly sobering up.Proceed to![]()
>Fondly regard elucidation before suddenly sobering up
I'm sorry, but you don't know what the word "SOBER" means!
It's like Troll Sesame Street Today! Gog, you love that show.
>Reset. Obviously you have created a situation in which you cannot advance.
> Be the other guy. Or girl. Whatever.
The Floating Country, my WHATAMIDOINGventure!
The Human Inequality, AKA the adventure I'm actually working on right now. where 'right now' means 'more recently than the other'
Also, you should look at It's Anyone's Game, and possibly update it! Cause it's awesome like that.
Also formspring because why not.
> Be the other guy. Or girl. Whatever.
You are now VRISKA NITRAM and TAVROS LEIJON has just SMASHED YOUR HIVE because of this STUPID GAME.
It's really pretty fun, actually. She's set down a thing with a platform and you stood on the platform.
But we currently can't be VRISKA! The author is still working on an [S] update!
>BUNP
Herp Derp.
+1 reader!
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Bluh or something.
Seriously people.
Suggest who we should be next.
An imending [S] update does not equal a hiatus in this adventure.
>Be the smartest troll ever!
>Be the troll obsessed with cats.
>Be the smartest troll ever!
You are now TROLL TROSTKY, who is DEAD. He is more commonly referred to as THE PHILOSOPH, but you don't know that, because you are DEAD.
>Be the troll obsessed with cats
You are now NEPETA CAPTOR. You have various INTERESTS, including FLARP, WINNING, and CATS.
That poster on the wall? That's your flarp character. He's based off of some guy you heard about who had exactly the same sign! You to are r333llly alike!!!
You do not know it yet, but you are soon going to FIND A DIARY kept by that ANCESTOR, more often known as MERCENARY LIONS' HUNT.
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>Trip over your dice.
>Remember how you lost your eye.
>Remember how you lost your eye
It was towards the beginning of the scandal that nearly tore your friends apart.
(And one of them literally)
You did not know it then, but it was at the hands of an otherwise perfectly nice girl.
She also later made your lusus kill itself.
You do not know it now, but this past of vengeance and death will soon have a new relevance soon.
>Find way to husktop, trip around dice