CUL-DE-STUCK (Text) - Kanker Intermission

[hero122]

>Jimmy: Exploit on your modus
(And by that be the worst and most useless modus ever invented.)

[Bamoehn]

>Jimmy: Exploit on your modus
(And by that be the worst and most useless modus ever invented.)

>Jimmy: Have the Braceface modus, making you have to pull items out of your braces to get them out.

[LordHyper]

>Jimmy: Exploit on your modus
(And by that be the worst and most useless modus ever invented.)

>Jimmy: Have the Braceface modus, making you have to pull items out of your braces to get them out.

You proceed to demonstrate your BRACEFACE MODUS: you painfully pull out a CARD out of your BRACES, revealing... OH! MR. YUM YUM! Oh how you missed him! This calls for a celebration!

>Jimmy: Do this.

Then,
>Suddenly become Sarah

You proceed to celebrate by doing THE MOST RIDICULOUS/AWESOME DANCE EVER.

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You are now SAR-

BR: HEY JERKS! GIVE JIMMY MORE SCREEN TIME OR I'LL-

Alright alright sheesh. Kids these days.

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You are back to being Jimmy, and you are still doing your SWEET VICTORY DANCE.

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[Bamoehn]

>Jimmy: What was it you were doing again? Whatever it is, do the exact opposite, because Sarah told you to earlier. Remember?

Oh gog, poor Jimmy.

[Fuade]

I wasn't kidding about Jonny as the strife specibus. It would be perfect. Since you can't physically wield a weapon, sicking Jonny on your enemies would be the next best thing, not to mention the fact that it would get him out of that tree.

[hero122]

I wasn't kidding about Jonny as the strife specibus. It would be perfect. Since you can't physically wield a weapon, sicking Jonny on your enemies would be the next best thing, not to mention the fact that it would get him out of that tree.

It's the perfect crime.

[Bamoehn]

I wasn't kidding about Jonny as the strife specibus. It would be perfect. Since you can't physically wield a weapon, sicking Jonny on your enemies would be the next best thing, not to mention the fact that it would get him out of that tree.

It's the perfect crime.

>Eddy: Bother Jimmy and tell him to do this, and promise him something in return. Preferably a Jawbreaker.
Of course you won't follow through with your end, but you like messing with the twerp.

[LordHyper]

I wasn't kidding about Jonny as the strife specibus. It would be perfect. Since you can't physically wield a weapon, sicking Jonny on your enemies would be the next best thing, not to mention the fact that it would get him out of that tree.

It's the perfect crime.

>Eddy: Bother Jimmy and tell him to do this, and promise him something in return. Preferably a Jawbreaker.
Of course you won't follow through with your end, but you like messing with the twerp.

You hear your PDA vibrating from your teeth. After pulling it out, you see that it's Eddy who's messaging you.

~professorScam started chatting with braceYourself - 10:30 AM~

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PS: what'$ up jimmy my boy?
BY: uh, hi eddy!
BY: what do you need!
PS: i heard from $ockhead that you're going to help jonny, right?
BY: i suppose!
PS: well, i got this idea
PS: can you try putting jonny in your $trife thingy?
BY: what!
PS: come on! i'm curiou$.
PS: thi$ i$ for $cience kid!
PS: alright
PS: how about if i give you a jawbreaker?
BY: i know you've been trying to be nicer, but!
BY: since when did you hand out jawbreakers!
BY: especially on your birthday!
PS: well
PS: i'll give you
PS: $omething
PS: ju$t try it out!

>Jimmy: What was it you were doing again? Whatever it is, do the exact opposite, because Sarah told you to earlier. Remember?

Yeah, you're not doing what Eddy said. That's ridiculous! But you're still going to help Jonny out, 'cause that's what friends do!

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[EnigmaticD]

Ed: come out of nowhere, running into tree and snapping it in half, freeing Johnny.
Jimmy: feel disappointed in self for not being able to help friend.
Johnny: use FRIENDTECH LEVEL 4: CHEER UP, EMO KID

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Favorite cartoon ever on one of my favorite boards ever for my favorite webcomic ever?
Yes.
Hell yes.
Hell fucking yes.

[LordHyper]

Ed: come out of nowhere, running into tree and snapping it in half, freeing Johnny.
Jimmy: feel disappointed in self for not being able to help friend.
Johnny: use FRIENDTECH LEVEL 4: CHEER UP, EMO KID

Yay! U com out off knowhere and BR8K TEH TREE IN HALVE. Now Jonny is fre! Jimmy is sad tho, so u cheer him upp bi eeting him. Now sweet danse party.

That was a fun imagination.

You are currently ED. Your interests include GRAVY, HORROR MOVES, COMIC BOOKS, GRAVY, BUTTERED TOAST, CHICKENS, and GRAVY. Did you mention GRAVY? Many people call you DIMWITTED and STUPID, which makes no sense considering your perfect grade in English.

...Or was that an imagination? Whatever. You tend to say RANDOM THINGS that only make sense to you and you have a REALLY POOR grasp on REALITY. To make up for your poor mental strengths, you are VERY STRONG. In fact, you are the THIRD-STRONGEST PERSON in the Cul-De-Sac (behind Kevin and Rolf). However, despite your strength, you let your BABY SISTER beat you up. You simply can't lay a hand on your sister, you simply can't.

You are currently wandering through the WOODS, looking for the SHACK that you were told to play in. Who told you? Your future self of course!

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[EnigmaticD]

>Find shack. Attempt to use door.

[LordHyper]

>Find shack. Attempt to use door.

You find a WOODEN SHACK in the middle of the clearing. A picture of a green house is painted on the side. This should be it.

You attempt to open up the door, but to your disappointment, there's no doorknob.

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[Fuade]

>Lift house, go under house, drop house.

[EnigmaticD]

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I was thinking more "attempt to use door" as in "Kool-Aid Man through door."

>Ed: Do the Kool-Aid Man thing.

[hero122]

Use your Strife Modus, The Br8k kind specibus. It allows you to use objects agenst themselves in order to cause damage.
In which case, the door is the object.
It's him.

[Ouroboros]

Do a scene transition into the house

[Jinjoman]

>Lift house, go under house, drop house.

I second this motion.

[LordHyper]

>Lift house, go under house, drop house.

You attempt to pry the shack off of the ground, but you are surprisingly unable to. Apparently, the structure seems to go underground, and even you're not strong enough to accomplish that.

>Ed: Do the Kool-Aid Man thing.

BF: redy or not, hear i come!

You then smash through the hut, harnessing the power of the IMAGINARY and RHETORICAL GRAVY GODS.

BF: oh yeeeeaaaah!

The inside of the hut is vastly different: there are many MACHINES and CONTRAPTIONS OF SOME SORT sitting around being useless and shit. And by 'useless and shit', I mean that none of the machines appear to be working. It seems to be waiting for a certain time to pass. Specifically 1024 YEARS.

Oh hey, it's this guy!

~FUTURE bmovieFanboy [FBF] from UNKNOWN POINT started chatting with CURRENT bmovieFanboy [CBF] - 10:40 AM~

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FBF: hi me!
CBF: nic to see u again me!
FBF: are you ther yet?
CBF: yep!
FBF: okay! look 4 the lader.
FBF: u'll play the game there!

Oh it's fun to talk to yourself! Too bad no one believes that you're talking to your future self and think that you're just crazy!

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[EnigmaticD]

>Find the lader. Clim the lader.

[Ouroboros]

> Find the ladder. Sit on the ladder. Start the game.

[LordHyper]

> Find the ladder. Sit on the ladder. Start the game.

You find a ladder that leads down a shaft. But instead of climbing down, you decide to sit on the very edge. Yay! Now you're ready to play!

...Oh that's right, you didn't get your copy of the game yet. Silly you.

SNAP

The ladder rung you're sitting on breaks, causing you to fall down the shaft....

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You are now JIMMY.

Jonny should be here somewhere. You tripped on PLANK earlier, so Jonny should be close by.

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[EnigmaticD]

>Call for Johnny.

[LordHyper]

>Call for Johnny.

BY: johnny!
BY: where are you!
AT: Up here!

You look up to see Johnny in a much higher branch then when you found him earlier.

BY: how'd you get up there!
AT: oh, I goT ouT!
AT: but afTer ThaT, I climbed up The Tree and Tried To look for Ed
AT: and Then I fell!
AT: Then I goT my head sTuck up here!
AT: can you help!
BY: you're too high up! i can't reach you!
AT: Then climb! make like a squirrel and help me!
BY: but
BY: i'll get a splinter.

Oh curse you and your own cowardliness.

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[EnigmaticD]

>Find Rolf, tell him to get something sharp and follow you.

[LordHyper]

>Find Rolf, tell him to get something sharp and follow you.

You're not actually sure where Rolf is. Come to think of it, you haven't seen Nazz either. However, Rolf told all of you to meet him at his house at NOON. This is probably another one of his weird TRADITIONS or HOLIDAYS. But after what he did to Eddy THAT ONE TIME, you wouldn't want to disappoint him.

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