CUL-DE-STUCK (Text) - Kanker Intermission

[LordHyper]

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Sorry I haven't been around. I got a shitload of cool stuff for Christmas. Skyward Sword anyone?

Before you start you QUEST try and fix your bike.

You get out a WRENCH from your TOOL WEAPON SET (you refuse to acknowledge this HOMESTUCK MUMBO-JUMBO everyone else uses) and get to work on your BIKE. Since you've done multiple repairs on your bike over the years, you manage to finish the thing within 30 SECONDS. Nice.

Now, what were you doing? Oh yeah, you have to get FLUFFY and... NAZZ...

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Oh, it seems that you've lost your train of thought thinking about Nazz again. Focus Kev, focus!

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[Shailsnic]

Board your bike and ride off into the sunset looking for Fuzzy and Nazz!

[LordHyper]

Board your bike and ride off into the sunset looking for Fuzzy and Nazz!

Dude, Nazz's house is just across the street and... oh! She's coming out of her house!

Alright, calm down. How do we approach this? Should you just greet her casually, like BEST BROS would do? Or maybe look cool? Yes, let's try and look cool, because that will impress her! ...BUT WAIT. What if your COOLNESS comes off as POMPOUSNESS and makes Nazz think you're a jerk? OH MY GOD DECISIONS. HATE. MAKING. DECISIONS.

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[Shailsnic]

Go with your gut! Just say what comes to mind!

[Rokenian]

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You have combined my favorite cartoon with my favorite webcomic. I salute you, good sir.

Kevin: Try to come off as cool. Lean on your bike for extra effect. What could possibly go wrong?

[LordHyper]

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I don't know how to color text with this theme. I'll color them eventually though.

Go with your gut! Just say what comes to mind!

You approach Nazz on your bike trying to look as cool as possibly. SHe gives you a friendly wave. Right, looking good so far.

HE: hi kevin!
HE: hey, can you help me bring this food over to Rolf-
CG: HEY NAZZ YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD TODAY.
HE: O_O

Well, nice job Mr.courageousGoliath, you managed to weird Nazz out. Okay, calm down, you still have a chance to fix your mistake.

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You have combined my favorite cartoon with my favorite webcomic. I salute you, good sir.

Kevin: Try to come off as cool. Lean on your bike for extra effect. What could possibly go wrong?

You lean against your bike, trying to look CASUAL YET COOL. Okay, the COOL GAMBIT is turned toward you. You got this situation own. Nazz stops looking freaked out, instead giving you an admiring look, being sucked into the COOL GAMBIT. Yep, what could possibly go wro-

The bike falls over and you hit the ground. Ouch.

The COOL GAMBIT turns back toward Nazz. Luckily, Nazz takes pity on you and offers a hand.

HE: need help?
HE: : )

You take her hand and she pulls you up.

CG: Thanks Nazz. You're the best.

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[Shailsnic]

Deliver the food to Rolf, Fuzzy can wait, right now you need to help Nazz.

[LordHyper]

Deliver the food to Rolf, Fuzzy can wait, right now you need to help Nazz.

CG: Allow me to help Nazz.
HE: thanks kev. = )

You and Nazz picks up some CRATES OF FOOD.

CG: So, why does Rolf need you to get food?
HE: i'm not sure.
HE: maybe it's for another of his parties? = ?
CG: Rolf is having a party in the sewers?
HE: what?
CG: Nothing.

You both bring the food over to Rolf's house and drop it at the front door.

HE: don't worry kev, i can take it from here.
CG: Are you sure? Because I can-
HE: it's fine.
HE: besides, can you go look for jimmy?
HE: rolf wanted him here too for some reason.
CG: Fluffy?
CG: Argh, fine.

Well, now that you've impressed Nazz with your BOX-CARRYING SKILLS, it's about time that you start looking for Fluffy. You got a game to play!

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[Shailsnic]

Ride your bike into the distance in search of Fluffy.

[LordHyper]

Important note: Do any of you know where to find forum colors? The reason for this hiatus was because I cannot access proper text coloring when I'm posting anymore... yes, I am definitely a lazy person. Sue me. XD

Ride your bike into the distance in search of Fluffy.

Alright! Let's ride! In a totally BAD-ASS MANNER, you start to ride toward the SUNSET, no doubt impressing Nazz. Looking good Ke-

BY: owie!

OH SHIT YOU JUST RAN OVER JIMMY. Yeah, you definitely lost SYMPATHY POINTS. If Eddy was watching, he would definitely be laughing it up.

CG: oh crap.
CG: crap, crap, crap.
BY: mother, is that you!
CG: no fluffy, it's me. kev.
BY: oh hey kevin!
BY: did you see the llama that ran me over because i need cupcaaaakes!
CG: SNAP OUT OF IT!

You slap Jimmy across the face. It was worth the reduction of SYMPATHY POINTS.

BY: oh, thanks kevin!
CG: Right, glad you're okay.
CG: Rolf needs you.
BY: oh right! say no more! i'll be heading over right now!

Alright, that worked out better than you thought and...

....are you the only one hearing that stomping sound...?

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[llamamiah]

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Do colors like this: [color= red] (Minus the space) for red, then do [/ color] (Minus the space) to cancel it out. [color= blue] is blue, [color= green] is green, etc. For example, [color= red]Hello[/ color] in proper form would be Hello. I hope that that was easy to understand.

>Kevin: Play it cool. Casually turn around to see what's going on.

[Shailsnic]

Turn around Kevin. Be prepared for whatever it may be.

[LordHyper]

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I'll get to coloring the text sometime. Maybe tomorrow. I am so goddamn lazy.

Turn around Kevin. Be prepared for whatever it may be.

You turn around.

CG: oh, hey there sara-

You fall unconscious as her fist flies into your face.

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You are now SARAH, and boy, are you angry at Kevin!

You are known to be VERY VIOLENT, and you are very quick to put the BLAME on your BROTHER whenever things go wrong. That's completely justified though, BECAUSE HE CAUSES A LOT OF PROBLEMS. Despite your violent and deadly nature, you can still be nice and sweet. You love to play with TOYS with your best friend, JIMMY. The poor boy has no idea to defend himself, so you tend to help him out with his problems. Despite your constant anger at ED, you still LOVE HIM. You also love DOUBLE D, but there's no way you're telling him that. Oh yeah, and you're known to YELL. A LOT. Sometimes you even yell when you're happy.

...What's that? No, you don't have a problem with yelling! WHO TOLD YOU PEOPLE THAT? ED!?

...Okay, let's calm down here. Deep breaths. Think of teddy bears. And fudge. And teddy bears made of fudge and OH GOD YOU'RE EATING THE TEDDY BEARS WHY.

...cough... so anyway, you only came out to make sure Jimmy makes it to Rolf's safely. Why's he going there? You're not sure. But whatever, you have a game to be playing.

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[Shailsnic]

find and escort Jimmy, you're pretty sure you saw him head over there...

[LordHyper]

find and escort Jimmy, you're pretty sure you saw him head over there...

You run over to Jimmy and look him over for injuries. He has a BIKE TREAD over his body, but admittedly, he's suffered worse. Still, you have to see if he's okay.

BR: Jimmy! Are you okay?
BR: IF NOT, I'M GOING TO GO BACK OVER TO KEVIN, AND PUNCH HIM IN HIS STUPID FACE!

You can hear Kevin get up and run away behind you.

BY: I'm fine! You don't need to hurt Kevin Sarah!
BR: Okay. Just making sure you're fine.
BR: Why are you going to Rolf's anyway?
BR: Another one of his weird culture things?
BY: No! He only invited me and Nazz!
BR: Weird.
BR: Well, have fun Jimmy, and stay safe.
BR: AND IF ROLF HURTS YOU-
BY: Stop hurting our friends Sarah!

Jimmy scampers away toward Rolf's house. For some reason, you feel a tear come to your eye. You feel as if you'll never see him again. A song starts to come to mind...

How do I live without you? I want to know
How do I breathe without you if you ever go?
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh, how do I live?
-Michael Guy Bowman

You're pretty sure he made that song himself.

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[Shailsnic]

Now that you know Jimmy is safe, find your pesky brother.

[LordHyper]

Now that you know Jimmy is safe, find your pesky brother.

Oh right. Your brother said something about playing somewhere else. You should call him though. To make sure he didn't get snatched up by the KANKERS or got lost. Hey, he may be an idiot, but that idiot happens to be your brother. You bring up a CELL PHONE and started to chat with Ed, who's thankfully active.

~berserkRamblings started chatting with bmovieFanboy - 10:45 PM~

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BR: ED!
BR: WHERE ARE YOU!
BF: sarah! y r u yellin att me?
BF: do you no about the fish in da pool?
BR: sorry. typing quirk goes all caps when I'm angry.
BR: STUPID KEVIN!
BR: AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A FISH?
BF: nothin sara!
BF: y u cal?
BR: cal?
BF: oops! i men call. sillly me!
BR: ...right.
BR: anyway, where the heck are you?
BR: shouldn't you be playing in this game back at the house?
BR: LIKE SMART PEOPLE SHOULD DO!
BF: oh donut mind me sarah!
BF: this place hass the intermet.
BF: get redy too play though! dubbel d sayz that the game starts at elleven!

Alright then, your brother's fine. It's time to play this game you guess. For some unknown reason, Edd could only create SIX GAME DISCS, so you're grateful to have gotten a copy. As for everyone else, they were coincidentally invited to Rolf's house for something. You think they're crying about not getting to play the game, but then again, Rolf doesn't know what a game even is.

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[Shailsnic]

What are we waiting for then? To the house we go!

[Kraft]

Sarah: Be Double D

[LordHyper]

Sarah: Be Double D

Okay, you are now Edd again.

You are currently waiting around. You decided that everyone should start the game at 11:00 PM, just to be organized and punctual. Eddy is currently eating breakfast, and Johnny is on his way home. Yes, everything's going to plan. Nothing terrible will happen today. Yes. It would be terrible if something happened on Eddy's birthday.

Hmm... you have to admit, you're pretty bored.

...Oh! You got it! Let's look to see if your parents left you any STICKY NOTES!

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[Shailsnic]

The obvious place to search for some, is the fridge! Head there.

[LordHyper]

The obvious place to search for some, is the fridge! Head there.

You decide to look inside your fridge for STICKY NOTES, since your parents sometimes leaves them in there to tell you what to eat for breakfast. To no surprise, you do find one, however, this one is a bit.. different...

Son.

We won't be coming home for a long time. Work has us swamped for awhile. Please be strong about this. Forget about eating breakfast. You have something much more important to do.

We'll love you always.

Mom and Dad.

What an... odd message. You're a little disappointed that your parents are gone, but you hope they come back soon!

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[Shailsnic]

Well, since your parents didn't leave you any chores on sticky notes... go find some chores to do instead!

Also, ponder as to what's more important than breakfast, considering out of all the meals, it's the most important.

[LordHyper]

Well, since your parents didn't leave you any chores on sticky notes... go find some chores to do instead!

Also, ponder as to what's more important than breakfast, considering out of all the meals, it's the most important.

Yes... there has to be SOME sort of chore to do. As your parents said, there's something much more important than breakfast to do. Hmm... Vacuum the house? No, did that yesterday? Shine the glass and mirrors? No, did that last month, and you were careful not to make a mess of them since then. What could possibly be more important than breakfast?

You wander around the house, looking for a chore that is debatably more important than breakfast. However, not only are there no major messes, but there's nothing important to do. You may have to organize the hall closet a little, but other than that, everything is flawless.

You look at the clock and freak out a little. It's 10:55 PM. The game will be starting soon. You'll have to forget about this issue for now.

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[Shailsnic]

Get on PeachChat to inform Eddy that it's about to start.