Magic Exile: Press @ to Exit.

[BlazerC]

Relish! Kill Big Sheep!

Relish, being the giant he is, should have no trouble picking up an Evil Sheep too busy with some Dark Summonings and tossing him into the Lake, so he does that.

Chutney and Slices gets out of the way of Rajilla, Chutney bites into Sheep 1 and Slices stays near Mike to defend him, attempting to counter attack anyone attacking Mike.

[Solaris]

ATTEMPT SHEEP MURDER INDEFINITELY UNTIL SILENCE DIES

[ProfessorLizzard]

BAD SHEEP is not busy with summoning things anymore, so he clearly jumps away. The skies rumble.

Chutney severly bites one of the sheeps grappling farmer!
Slices defends Mike from the frozen sheep.

Rajilla whips the bad sheep. She is much more faster then the bored one!

Iorni turn.

Rajilla (silenced 3 t left)
Iorni (wet)
Steve, got plank!
Mike + Freckles, Mike Fallen, Some Luck, tripped
Victor, not loaded device
BADSHEEP
Farmer
S1
S2
S3
S4
S5 (HALTED 5 t left)
Slices
Chutney
Relish

[Whimbrel]

Iorni casts HALT on the disrespectful sheep. "REFUSE MY HOSPITALITY, WILL YOU? WELL I HOPE YOU LIKE CARRYING ME AROUND 'CAUSE IT'S YOUR NEW JOB, BUCKO! ...ONCE YOU UNFREEZE, ANYWAY. ....I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

Iorni goes to get some VINES to combine with the LEATHER BAG to create a makeshift bridle for her new sheep-steed

[ProfessorLizzard]

-2 FP, +1 XP.
Halted.

And then Iorni left the battlefield, concentrating on vineworking.
Steve turn.


Rajilla (silenced 3 t left)
Steve, got plank!
Mike + Freckles, Mike Fallen, Some Luck, tripped
Victor, not loaded device
BADSHEEP
Farmer
S1
S2
S3
S4 (Halted 6 t left)
S5 (HALTED 5 t left)
Slices
Chutney
Relish

MiA:
Skeggi frozen
Iorni crafting

[Jacquerel]

"God damn it"
As apparently Iorni has made their attackers invincible as well as immobile, Steve decides to go for the second best option; a sheep that's already busy with something else.
There are two sheep already attacking Farmer but Steve figures they're both pretty incensed and they might not notice him at all. And if they do well, those vegetables will probably come to back up their master soon, right?
Once again he tries to simply whack one of the sheep over the head with his plank of wood, although more carefully this time as the head is attached on one end to a wizard. He might not be the best of friends with everyone but that doesn't mean he wants to give them a concussion.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Steve bashes the other grappler sheep!

Mike and Freckles turn.

Rajilla (silenced 3 t left)
Steve, got plank!
Mike + Freckles, Mike kneeling, Some Luck
Victor, not loaded device
BADSHEEP
Farmer
S1
S2
S3
S4 (Halted 6 t left)
S5 (HALTED 5 t left)
Slices
Chutney
Relish

MiA:
Skeggi frozen
Iorni crafting

[Pharmacy]

Michael attempts to flop up. Freckles goes attacking the nearest sheep, for JUSTICE.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Mike stands up. DRAMATICALLY.

Freckles sinks her teeth in a sheep. Ouch!

Victor's turn.

Rajilla (silenced 3 t left)
Steve, got plank!
Mike + Freckles, Some Luck
Victor
BADSHEEP
Farmer
S1
S2
S3
S4 (Halted 6 t left)
S5 (HALTED 5 t left)
Slices
Chutney
Relish

MiA:
Skeggi frozen
Iorni crafting

[InoxFy]

Victor throws a wrench into the BADSHEEP's works.

Yeah, right in the works.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Victor scrambles around and equips a wrench.

BADsheep peacefully takes a bite out of Relish. Nom.

Farmer turn.

Rajilla (silenced 3 t left)
Steve, got plank!
Mike + Freckles, Some Luck
Victor, got Wrench
BADSHEEP
Farmer
S1
S2
S3
S4 (Halted 6 t left)
S5 (HALTED 5 t left)
Slices
Chutney
Relish

MiA:
Skeggi frozen
Iorni crafting

[BlazerC]

Gyarghffgh! Raraghblarg!!

Aw shucks, this is gonna suck.

With the Sky Rumbling and Dark Summonings, Farmer is a little concerned about what is going to happen. Rather than put too much thought into it, he turns to the sheep with a tomato eating it and tries giving it a concussion by driving the blunt end of his pitchfork into his forehead. That should sort him out.

Chutney releases his grip from the sheep he's nomming on and with help from Slices, tries catching the Bad Sheep off guard and suddenly attacking/grappling him, and hopefully opening the Bad Sheep up for an attack from Relish.

Relish reacts in the same manner you would expect when you start getting eaten, violently. Relish winds up a punch and pummels the Bad Sheep with it.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Sorry guys, I will update when I stop getting swamped by homework :c

[ProfessorLizzard]

The sheeps have never stopped grappling Farmer. He is unable to do that! Meanwhile...

It is easy to make things rain. Water, pure boredom with acidic qualities... however, you may make unwanted things to also fall from the sky.







A pissed inkstone appears! It joins its own side. Three side free for all.

After some panicking: New turn order:
Rajilla's turn.

Rajilla (silenced 2 t left)
INKSTONE
Steve, got plank!
Mike + Freckles, Some Luck
Victor, got Wrench
BADSHEEP
Farmer
S1
S2
S3
S4 (Halted 5 t left)
S5 (HALTED 4 t left)
Slices
Chutney
Relish

[Solaris]

SILENT ANGER ATTACKING FOREVER
THROW BADSHEEP AT BLACK INKY THING

[ProfessorLizzard]

Rajilla fails to lift badsheep. :0

INKSTONE turn.

Rajilla (silenced 1 t left)
INKSTONE
Steve, got plank!
Mike + Freckles, Some Luck
Victor, got Wrench
BADSHEEP
Farmer
S1
S2
S3
S4 (Halted 5 t left)
S5 (HALTED 4 t left)
Slices
Chutney
Relish

[ProfessorLizzard]

The ink is trying to slap poor Micheal!

Micheal has some unused luck that he could use to ensure not getting hit, will he try it?

[ProfessorLizzard]

Consume luck

Mike manages to trip on his own feet! However, this trip turns into a double sommersault, evading the approaching appendage. He manages to and on his feet!

He also catches a hotdog that fell from the sky. It smells tasty.

Steve turn!

Rajilla (silenced 1 t left)
INKSTONE
Steve, got plank!
Mike + Freckles
Victor, got Wrench
BADSHEEP
Farmer
S1
S2
S3
S4 (Halted 5 t left)
S5 (HALTED 4 t left)
Slices
Chutney
Relish

[Jacquerel]

"This isn't working!" yells Steve, clearly a plank of wood is not a very effective instrument of death. He tosses it over his shoulder and curses to himself. If only there was something better he could use, something sharper perhaps...
That is when he realises that they actually do have a fairly efficient instrument of death which he somehow overlooked while getting the wood out of the caravan. One he had worked on himself.
It might be slightly sacrilegious to turn such a work of art into a weapon of war, but desperate times...
"Hold on Farmer, I'll be right back."

Zipping back up to the caravan with his handy magic boots, Steve roots around until he finds The Axe. Nominally it belongs to the group as a whole but since it is clearly a woodcrafter's tool and he was the one that upgraded it to its current stellar shape, he'd like to think of it as his own.
Light glints off its rain-slick blade mirroring a similar dangerous glint in his eyes, and glowing sparks run across the carved runes as it slips into his hands. It only seems to be half charged at the moment, but an Axe of Speed combined with Shoes of Speed could well turn out to be a fairly dangerous combination.
For anyone not named Steve, anyway.

[ProfessorLizzard]

And 'lo, Steve has swiftly circumnavigated the camp, and has arrived with his shining axe.

From the next episode:
Steve is ready to become a lightning fast axenado of death!

Mike + Freckles turn. Will Mike be have time to eat the hotdog? Will he be able to get his powerful knife while freckles maims things? Find out... in MAGIC EXILE!

Rajilla (silenced 1 t left)
INKSTONE
Steve, got axe!
Mike: got hotdog??? + Freckles
Victor, got Wrench
BADSHEEP
Farmer
S1
S2
S3
S4 (Halted 5 t left)
S5 (HALTED 4 t left)
Slices
Chutney
Relish

[Pharmacy]

Mike risks gastrointestinal distress and eats the goddamned hotdog.

Freckles has TIGER BLOOD, CONTINUE MAIMERS.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Mike eats the hotdog. It tastes like a hotdog.
Freckles shreads a sheeep. It releases farmer! Farmer has a free hand now!

Rajilla (silenced 1 t left)
INKSTONE
Steve, got axe!
Mike: Freckles
Victor, got Wrench
BADSHEEP
Farmer
S1
S2
S3
S4 (Halted 5 t left)
S5 (HALTED 4 t left)
Slices
Chutney
Relish

[InoxFy]

Victor tightens the badsheeps nuts with his wrench.

And by "tighten" I actually mean "smack"
And by "nuts" I actually mean "face"

[ProfessorLizzard]

Bypassing the yawn field, Victor hits the sheep.
Badsheep headbutts Victor! Ouch, 2 damage

Rajilla (silenced 1 t left)
INKSTONE
Steve, got axe!
Mike: Freckles
Victor, got Wrench
BADSHEEP
Farmer
S1
S2
S3
S4 (Halted 5 t left)
S5 (HALTED 4 t left)
Slices
Chutney
Relish

[BlazerC]

Get off!

With his free hand, Farmer punches the other sheep grappling him square in the face. If he has the time, he then puts himself in a defensive stance.