Magic Exile: Press @ to Exit.

[Paranoia]

"Ahahaha the kid with the book ain't boring at all. I like tha--" Suddenly the Dark Wizard was waylaid by the Rajilla, who they hadn't noticed until that point.

"Who are you? Why are you so angr-- heyyyy you look familiar. Same eyes, same chin. Are you my daughter?"

[Solaris]

RAJILLA TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE CART IN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE (preferably on to micheal)

[Paranoia]

"Well kids I've got to go! I'll be seeing you soon, and in the meantime enjoy the show."

A pile of limbs land on Michael, before each disappear with an audible POP.

[Pharmacy]

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WAS HE TRYING TO FEEL ME UP.

[Solaris]

Rajilla just stares in pure, unfiltered anger at where the Wizard had once been, before dejectedly returning back to her seat.

[Whimbrel]

Iorni attempts to maintain a serious face for the serious aftermath.
Her lip wobbles.
Shoulders shake.
Soon, she can hold it in no longer, and laughter begins to bubble forth in incapacitating waves. (It seems to be focused on Michael, but who can say)

[Jacquerel]

"Well good job and all that, now can we please get out of here?
I doubt the catapults will continue to hold fire once they learn their master is no longer within."
Steve leans out of the side, calling to the norseman.
"Ho, Barbarian! We have disposed of the intruder, tell your sisters to get us moving again, chop chop!"

[BlazerC]

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Damnit. Just as I'm about to do something, pop he dissappears.

"A USE FOR INSULTING, LETS GO"
pop
"Awww."

Farmer turns to Steve and replies.

Good ridiance! Lets get out of here already!

...I hear laughing! Is everyone alright? What was all that about anyway?

[Solaris]

"NOTHING!"

[Pharmacy]

LITTLE GREEN GIRL, I SHALL START HATING YOU. THE HATRED IN MY HEART WILL BURN BRIGHT LIKE THE MORNING STAR OR ME ON A BAD DAY.

FOREVER.

[BlazerC]

Er, nothing? What, did that weirdo try to feel you up or something?

Nevermind! I forgot we're still in immediate peril from getting crushed by FIRE. Lets go!

[Pharmacy]

MY SMOLDERING IRE SHALL BE TOO, PLACED UPON YOU.

FOREVER.

[BlazerC]

(That was directed at Rajilla, Pharm)

...Pardon?

[Jacquerel]

"You make an interesting choice of enemy, considering who just saved your pet's tormentor, I would have thought you'd be more grateful.
Girl has a knife too if I recall correctly, oh yes look there it is in her hand..."

[Pharmacy]

OH SHUT UP, I HATE YOU, TOO.

Grumbling, Michael goes back to his corner with Freckles in hand.

Looks like Michael needs time to cool off.

[Solaris]

"Peril or no, I doubt that anything of his is going to off any of us soon. I doubt that a so-called Dark Wizard of Pundora, capable of simply laying siege to a town as a form of amusement would retreat simply because of a slap and a toss. No. He's playing a game. Well Dark Wizard I will have you know that Rajilla Calimar Madro does not take kindly to games. What she does, however, is play for keeps."

Rajilla returns into the cart and silently meditates, slightly humming a tune.

[InoxFy]

Victor makes a rather pointless clicking noise with his gun "Next time we shall show less tolerance towards him, but let's focus on distancing ourselves from the principal source of high temperature potentially incendiary silicate-based projectiles of geological origin headed in our general direction for now."

[Shadow Phoenix]

I'll let slip the "Barbarian" for now. I had my share of angered Warlords so I think I did the good thing by staying there, we don't wanna looser our only cart. Molesting the leader of an army won't be of any good for us. Erika, Gertrude, we a long way to go !

Hey what did the little girl ? You're giving her funny glances.

[ProfessorLizzard]

The clockwork revolver falls to bits. Looks like it was a shoddy job.
Anyways. Full speed southwards!

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That makes time and skill rolls to make, InoxFy!

Note: THE MAP will be updated in the OP. Places will be revealed as you explore them. The better direction roll, the better descriptions you will receive. Also, there could be Islands of wealth and such far from the shores. If you ever get a ship, telescope or something like that, they might be revealed too!

I will also redraw the map later, it turned out terribly shoddy @_@ I say Micheal made it, he is the one on map duty :y

You have arrived in some sort of Jungle. Micheal finds some pretty strange scales on the ground.
Would you like to settle down, explore more, or travel to other places?

You curse upon the stars for you bad luck. Speaking of stars, what is your birthsign?
Choose wisely from this list. Current date is 1st of Volcano.

[Pharmacy]

It takes Michael a while to get his composure together, after freaking out at the sight of the strange scales that are probably from Reptiles of Unusual Size. However, the resident oracle seems to remember that his birthday is sometime in the Ghost's Month (or November for people not of Magic Exile world).

On the other hand, FREE LOOT! Michael gathers up the scales.

[Jacquerel]

I was born in the Month of Fae, the best any artist could hope for really.

[Solaris]

Totes Febuary.
Anyway, it looks like we would have to go west if we want to go anywhere else, and I don't exactly like the idea of
A) Settling in a jungle
B) Settling right next to the destroyed town.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Retconned the number of food you have back to 100 dried steaks (where do you get stakes that many), since I decided on how much food you need: 3 Tastiness worth of food per week, and dried steaks will have 1 point of tastiness. You have enough food for a month, more if you forage/hunt/cook. *liable to change, still experimenting, sorry*

[Pharmacy]

I CANNOT DO THIS WHEN THE STEAKS ARE THIS HIGH!

[InoxFy]

Victor tosses the piece of trash aside while mentioning something about how it was the uneven work surface that caused him to make such an unbelievably low-quality item instead of his usual spectacular masterpieces.
For some odd reason he feels compelled reminiscence on how he considered himself fortunate to be born in The Clayman's Month, referred to as May by some.

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I assumed it to be the case, it wouldn't have been useful for anything yet since it was not enchanted. I just wanted an excuse to hop into the conversation.