Things I am not allowed to do in Sburb

[missingEnigma]

765. My title is NOT the Seer of Nudity.
765a. It is also not the Seer of Porn.
765b. If for some reason either of these happen to be my title, I am not to ascend to God Tier.
766. I am not allowed to sing "A Gorey Demise". EVER.
766a. ESPECIALLY not when someone is dying/dead.
767. Do NOT forget Rule #766.
768. I am not to film Jack Noir AT ALL.
768a. If I forget Rule 768, I am to go up to him and ask him to kill me.
768b. I will not go on my Quest Bed as I'm dying if this happens.
769. I am not allowed to teach my consorts to sing Ievan Polkka.
769a. The same goes for Caramelldansen.
769b. This rule also applies to Alice Human Sacrifice.
769c. It's highly advised not to teach them the Nyan Cat song either.
770. My title is not the Maid of Sexy.
770a. If I am male, my title is not the Hunk of Sexy.
770b. NOBODY can be the anything of Sexy.
770c. The same applies to Cleavage, Rump, Booty, Amazing, Muscles, and Bulge.

[Wiwaxia]

771. No matter how many God Tiers I attain, I cannot use Light powers to simulate the effects of the Infinite Improbability Drive.
771a. Not knowing this does not excuse any such attempts.
771b. Knowing this also does not excuse any such attempts.
772. Being the Thief of Life does not mean I have to run around killing my teammates.
772a. If I do run around killing my teammates, I will accept responsibility for my actions, and not angst about the "cruel duty fate has handed me".
772a.i) If my teammates all do need to die to fulfill the alpha timeline, I should be open with them about it, and remember that the Hero of Time is probably better qualified than me.

[azunth]

750. In the case of The Reckoning, karaoke night will be postponed.

Ok, that made me laugh.

773: Please don't feed the consorts.
773a: Unless you have to, as part of a quest.
774: Note to all Knight players; while saving your allies is good, please make sure the other player is actually in trouble before you swoop in. We've been getting complaints about kill-stealing.
775: Due to the so-called Revolutionary Girl Utena flag, Rule 774 goes double for all Prince players. If you've seen the enemy, you can probably guess why this is a rule.

[missingEnigma]

776. As the Hero of Void, I should not make anyone implode.
776a. Ignore this rule if dealing with enemies.
777. I am not allowed to bribe the Hero of Light to provide the strobe lights for the party.
777a. If they want to, ignore this rule.
778. Jack Noir is NOT Jack Black.
778a. I shall not adress him as such.
779. I am not allowed to make puns about anyone's death.
779a. ESPECIALLY if it's an obvious pun.
780. As a Sorceress, I will not use my magic to shrink imps or other enemies and put them in a blender.

[Quaddy]

780(b) "Is it a good idea to microwave this" is not a valid query with respect to the seizure kernel.

[Anthiena]

781. Eridan is not Akio. Stop calling him that. He doesn't get laid nearly enough (or at all for that matter)
782. Fly paper is not "Anti-Terezi lick paper"
783. Yes. If Sollux can hear your thoughts, you are doomed; have a nice death.
784. Befriending the carapieces is a sound strategy. Seducing them is not.
785. Do listen to Terezi. Don't steal her glasses or hit on her. Karkat's kind of touchy.
786. There is no Hero of Moan.
787. Hero of Space has nothing to do with rabbits or acting like them.

[safetyboots]

788. I am not allowed to consciously and willingly nullify all existence.
789. In case of imminent armageddon, I must play "I Can't Stop Loving You" sung by Ray Charles.

[Nust]

790. Any attempts to "Break the heavens" and "Fight the power" will result in immediate smackings to the face.
791. If you need special gear just to handle the substance, you can't prototype it.
792. I will not at any point attempt to ride my denizen like a mechanical bull.
792. a. Unless it's El Odio.
793. I am not allowed use SBURB's code as a base for another game.

[missingEnigma]

780(b) "Is it a good idea to microwave this" is not a valid query with respect to the seizure kernel.

780c. Do not allow the creators of "Is it a good idea to microwave this?" go into the Medium.
780d. ALWAYS remember Rule 780c.

[mythmonster2]

794. I am not allowed to change the first guardian code so that all letters are a capital "A".
794b. Uncyclopedia articles are not acceptable mediums in which to write down the first guardian code.
795. I can no longer alchemize a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
796. I am not allowed to prototype this list. Ever.

[liefErikson]

797. They aren't that type of consort, and no one, not even Eridan, is ever going to be convinced of otherwise.

[missingEnigma]

798. It is advised not to check the genders of my consorts.
799. Same goes for exiles.
800. I will not enter the session nude.

[Ixalite]

801. My trademark mannerisms/garments were assigned at birth; I may not forsake them.
802. It is acceptable to judge people by a snap-judgement of their appearance and quirks.
803. While hating someone so much that I just love to hate them is a thing, that does not translate to a romantic relationship.
804. People shooting at me are not "moving too fast"
805. All weapons CAN kill people. Not all weapons are equal.
806. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer,

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and your Lover closest of all.

807. Loading lipstick into your shotgun is an awful ide.... OMG!!!!
808. Calsprite is not the most annoying Prototype possible. The microsoft paperclip is.
809. There is no fate but what we have already pre-destined ourselves to by time travel.
810. There is no such thing as overkill. There is only my ghost gauntlets working the Hugeified Ghost gauntlets playing racquetball against the reckoning.
811. Fearkind is not a strife specibus.
812. It is not possible to become so terrifying that no foe will face you.
813. No one wants to see your necklace of imp ears.
814. The Blood of your Enemies is not camouflage paint.
815. Nor are their guts suitable to lubricate tank treads.
816. If your foe does not disappear, to be replaced by Grist, you are making some horrible mistake.

[missingEnigma]

808. Calsprite is not the most annoying Prototype possible. Rick Astley is.

FTFY.

[KazeTheDreamer]

817. If I do take an arrow to the knee I will not immediately refuse to continue playing and only say "I used to be an adventurer like you..."
818, I may not kill anyone solely to impress another player.
818 b) Especially a troll player.
818 c) ESPECIALLY if it's sober Gamzee
818 d) No-one cares if you want to paint miracles with him.
819. I will not prototype anything with licensed merchandise.
819 b) Doubly for any Pokemon Merchandise.
820. I will not then alchemize Pokeballs and catch imps.
821. Catching Bec Noir does not count as you becoming a pokemon master.
822. I will not prototype anything expressly for the purposes of repeating something I saw on a T.V show.
823. My strifeSpecifibus cannot be based off anything I saw on MythBusters.
824. If I am a anything of Time I cannot make any Doctor Who references.
824 b) Especially prototyping a Dalek figurine.
824 c) This includes purposely using a Screwdriverkind specifibus to make a sonic screwdriver.
825. I will not refer to everyone as if they were their relative DnD class.
826. No-one who doesn't use the Dicekind specifibus needs to roll for initative or damage.
827. It is not appropriate to yell "Sneak attack!" Ever.

[Atarlost]

807. Loading lipstick into your shotgun is an awful ide.... OMG!!!!

Guns that shoot chainsaws, what could possibly go wrong?

[Bellstrom]

817. It is not okay to scratch the session every time you fuck something up. I will lodge a formal request with the Hero of Time and wait for him to get back to me.
818. It is also not okay to ask the Hero of Time to rewind so I can kill the same enemy multiple times.

[GiltCipher]

819. "We missed free pie day" is not a valid reason for scratching the session.
820. It is unwise to allocate your specibus to Bofferkind, since higher-quality weapons will then deal LESS damage
821. If one does allocate their specibus to Bofferkind anyway, it is still annoying when they spend the game bonking allies in the back of the head

[lonelyNecromancer]

822. If my title is the Hero of Time, I may not use my powers to kill someone who pisses me off and then rewind time.
823. When I create an object that allows me to fly, signing Highway to the Danger Zone is always a valid option.
824. I may not eat the yellow snow.

[missingEnigma]

825. I may not drink the blood of my enemies.

[terribleTrickster]

826. I may not attempt to alchemize the Labyrinth Sudocube Diametric

[P_equals_NP]

827. I may not prototype with the ring.
828. I may not prototype with anyone wearing the ring.
829. I may not use my peanut allergy to prevent a heroic death as a godtier.
830. I may not prototype anything even remotely related to He-Man Masters of the Universe™

[pasturPasturevich]

831. I am not allowed to "Marshal the armies of Queen Victoria" to "Partition the Trollish lands among the Great Powers of the world."

[mszegedy]

807. Loading lipstick into your shotgun is an awful ide.... OMG!!!!

Guns that shoot chainsaws, what could possibly go wrong?

KEYS that shoot chainsaws. Or something.

832. I am not allowed to prototype my kernelsprite with a creeper. This is cheating.
833. Furthermore in the event of such a prototyping it is not acceptable to sacrifice a teammate to win easy victory over the Black King.

[CSJ]

I was in the middle of a massive post of every Monkey Island gag ever, but I'll let someone else do it, since my browser crashed.

Okay maybe just two.

834. Despite any and all appearances, mannerisms, or actions, my opponent will never 'fight like a cow', nor will I ever claim such.

835. Banjo Duels, Insult Swordfighting and Voodoo are not Combat Operandi or Battle Techniques.
a. Holding one's breath for ten minutes does not count, either.