Things I am not allowed to do in Sburb

[VIVI]

1938: don´t prototype Eridan with the Bayonetta game. (even if is tempting see it fighting angels, please DON´T)
1939: no prototype viruses with magic mushrooms.
1940: or a four wall with the pi number wrote in a circular paper.
1941: never talk about how hopeful is a thing in front to a potencial Prince of Hope.
1942: play FLARP is strictly prohibited meanwhile the session game is on.
1943: don´t forget captchapalogue a bucket.
1944: NO prototype The Yellow Submarine Movie with a submarine toy with similar characteristics.
1945:NEVER prototype yourself with an image or figure of Yukari Yakumo. OR yes. i don´t know anymore.

[MistPower101]

1946: I will NOT prototype the kernelsprite with ANY of the Touhou girls. Because oh my god what if Flandre? Or Yuyuko? Those would be some crappy imps to fight. Not to mention the Black King/Queen. (Oh god I just imagined... Yuuka and Suika. OH SH--)

[Kaleb702]

1947: I will prototype my kernelsprite with something interesting at least.

[Maltor Drey]

1948: Alchemising a frog && god-tier hero of space || god-tier hero of time does not create Bilious Slick.
1948-a: Nor does any other combination of the above.
1948-b: I cannot create Bilious Slick with an alchemeter, only ectobiological equipment.
1949: I will not use this number to make any references to... screw it. DIE FISH HITLER DIE.
1950: I will land already.
1951: If by any chance all the players happen to be in one place at one time, we WILL pose as a team, no matter HOW real shit is.

[cardiacAtrophy]

1951a. In some cases, will will pose as a team BECAUSE of how real shit is.

[Zagazo]

1951b. Excessive wind, slow motion and dramatic pans are necessary.

And that is becoming my signature.

[crescentGasher]

1952. I will not try to alchemize a TARDIS even if I am the Hero of Time or Space. Timelord technology is crazy and beyond human understanding so it's best to just leave it alone.

[Maltor Drey]

1953. I am not allowed to alchemise myself.
1953-a. Or other players.
1953-b. Or Prospitans. Or Dersites.
1953-c. Or my consorts.
1953-d. Or imps, ogres, etc.
1953-e. Or any living thing.
1953-f. Or captchas of any of these.
1953-g. Especially any combinations of the above.
1954. I am not allowed to alchemise my S___b server disk.
1954-a. Or my client disk.
1955. I am not allowed to alchemise my Quest Bed.
1956. It costs 1 grist to alchemise 1 grist. Doing this is stupid.
1957. I am no longer allowed near an alchemeter.

[Kaleb702]

1953. I am not allowed to alchemise myself.
1954. I am not allowed to alchemise my S___b server disk.
1954-a. Or my client disk.

1954-b: only creating a copy is okay. Mixing it with something else is a no-no.

[Maltor Drey]

1958. I may not insist my client player touch the glowing round thing, no matter how much I dislike them.
1959. I am not allowed to kill our paradox clones, even if I can just reclone them.
1959-a. I am only allowed to create one set of paradox clones.
1960. I am not allowed to use my Hero of Time powers to travel to the future and kill my exile.
1961. I must not invite everyone I know to my house so I have a veritable army on entry to the Medium.
1962. I cannot alter the S___b code in ANY way.
1963. It is a waste of time to travel back through time to the first-ever universe.
1963-a. Destroying S___b in that universe is a VERY bad idea.
1964. The Hero of Heart is in no way related to Captain Planet and cannot combine their powers with those of other players.
1965. I will not initiate the scratch unless I have NO OTHER OPTIONS.
111111. I will not skip a ridiculous amount of numbers just to write a rule about an arc number.
1967. I will not attempt to create paradoxes. It just leads to doomed timelines.
1967-b. I will not attempt to avoid paradoxes. It just leads to doomed timelines.
1968. Perfectly Generic Objects are not grist and never will be.
1968-b. Same goes for Gushers.

[Maltor Drey]

473. The Hero of Rage is not allowed jokerKind.

473-b. Nor is the Bard.

[Maltor Drey]

619. I may not manipulate the Felt into reenacting a pool game.
620. I may not ask the Felt to recruit me representing a cue stick.

620-b. I must DEFINITELY NOT attempt to use Lord English as the cue stick.

[optimusjamie]

1969: Not allowed to make a '69' joke in this entry.

[Maltor Drey]

1970. I will not flip the fuck out.
1971. I will punch my consorts in the snout to establish superiority.

[Limanya]

1972. I will not captchalogue my team members then throw the card away.

[BCLEGENDS]

1973. I will not flip the fuck out if I discover that I am stuck in a doomed timeline.
1973-b. If I discover that my timeline is doomed before anyone else does, I will inform nobody other than the Hero of Time that this is the case, to minimize potential cases of flipping the fuck out.
1974. I will not ship any player in any session with any other player in any session. It is almost a dead certainty that they are all far too young to be considering such things.
1974-b. I will not ship any exiles with any other exiles. I don't know them personally, nor do I know how old they are with respect to my species' aging process, nor do I know when their species reaches sexual maturity.
1974-c. Actually, let's just make it simple: I am not allowed to ship anyone with anyone else, ever.

[Maltor Drey]

1975. I am not allowed to exile myself. Carapacians are able to survive for a long time in the desert without food and water. I am not.

[WackoMcGoose]

1975b. I am not allowed to attempt to break the laws of Weird Ectobiology Shit in order to make myself half-carapacian. It will create a doomed and/or scratchable timeline at best (as if the ectobiology session had just plain never taken place), and rip P-Space a new one at worst (if the Prospitian (or Dersite) paradox slime got all mixed up in everyone else's slimes, thus causing the ancestors/guardians to be carapaces as well, it'd basically be retroactively dooming Earth's entire timeline from the point the first ectobaby meteor landed).
1975c. While doing the "player && carapace" slime combob seperate from the main ectobiology session would be much more p-spatially safe, exiling my half-carapace non-paradox-self would still doom the timeline, as the normal carapace who was destined to be my exile would have been kicked from the role.
1975d. Using alchemy rather than ectobiology to make alpha-timeline me become a half-carapace for the sole purpose of being one rather than trying to be my own exile is incredibly silly and I should never do it again. Especially because I look ridiculous in White Pawn clothing.
1976. Prospitian && Dersite, whether by alchemy or by ectobiology, causes the corresponding machine to throw an AllegenceIrreconcilibilityException and carapacesplode.
1977. You know what, let's just say "no alchemy or ectobiology involving carapacians in any form".
1978. Especially the royalty, agents, and basically any carapace noteworthy enough to be a named character. Hopy shit, how HIGH would you even have to BE just to DO something like "Spades Slick && Ms. Paint"........

[Limanya]

1979. I am not allowed to make the space player alchemize two First Guardians with her/himself. It doesn't work that way.
1980. I am not allowed to alchemize Lord English with a sandwich then eat it, no matter how tasty it looks.....
1981. I am not allowed to captchalogue Lord English, then destroy the card to destroy him. It won't work. He's already here.

[aattss]

1982. No prototyping the Queen's Ring.

[Maltor Drey]

1983. Pumpkinkind is the worst strife specibus ever.

[thottobeextinct]

1984. I will not prototype my Kernelsprite with Shakespeare, because i would like to understand my guide.

[WackoMcGoose]

1985. I will not captchalogue my kernelsprite. Especially if my fetch modus is Pictionary (hopy shit how could you even draw that thing? A circle with random scribbles inside?), Stack or Queue (don't even think about using Combat Operandi: Weaponize Sylladex with one of those in there!), or "Whack the card with your hand to decaptchalogue things" (too high a risk of self-prototyping).
1985.b. Even if my fetch modus is something safe like Array, the kernelsprite will try to prototype the card it is inside, which basically results in the same effect as prototyping a kernelsprite with a kernelsprite (Kernelsprite Divide By Zero P-Space Nuke, or Kernelsprite/0 Bomb for short).
1985.c. I don't care if "kernelsprite" sort of rhymes with "Pyralspite", you are not using Dirk's fetch modus to stop Jack with a Kernelsprite/0 Bomb, Terezi.
1985.d. Captcharoiding it is safe, but just like things such as Sburb discs, there is no captcha code for it.
1985.e. Attempting to fuck up the Prototyping Towers by alchemizing Kernelsprite && Some Random Thing will turn every imp into a Kernelsprite/0 Bomb. Way to go dunkass, your entire incipisphere is now a supercluster of black holes prototype-eating each other and making that sector of paradox space useless. And would you look at that, both the Horrorterrors and the Skaianet devs just permabanned you from Sburb.
1986. I will not captchalogue an imp affected by my prototyping, send its code to my past self or oh wait my past self wouldn't even be able to alchemize it. Okay. I will not throw an imp affected by my prototyping into the Frog Temple Time Capsule, then tell my past self to go to the temple, get the ugly beastie from the giant flower thing, and throw it into the seizure kernel. Again, Kernelsprite/0 Bomb.

[cardiacAtrophy]

1984a. However, I WILL prototype my Kernelsprite with Shakespeare if I'm able to actually understand English. I would love fro my Guide to make subtle sexual puns.

[Kidror]

1987: I will not kill something just so I can prototype it.