Things I am not allowed to do in Sburb

[PetPeeve]

#48 I will not populate two entire baseball teams with past selves.
#49 I will not have the two teams play baseball.
#50 I will not throw the game, because who wins then?

#51 I will not alchemize an infinite number of monkeys
#52 Or an infinite number of typewriters, either.
#53 I will not cut to the chase and alchemize an infinite number of Shakespeares.

#54 I will not use the Windy Thing in Kansas for copyright reasons.

[GiltCipher]

#55: I will not conspire to usurp the position of First Guardian
#56: I will prototype my sprite with neither the client nor the server copy of SBURB
#57: If I am the Bard of Space, I will refrain from singing Weird Al Yankovic's "Everything You Know is Wrong"
#58: I am not allowed to speak only in Discworld quotes, even if I am the Thief of Time
#59: Using Mage of Heart powers would not increase the divorce rate even if humanity weren't already extinct
#60: If I am the Seer of Void, I am to keep my mouth shut in front of the First Guardian

[Marbles]

#61: I will not prototype my Kernelsprite with /b/.

[NullEntropy]

#61: I will not prototype my Kernelsprite with /b/.

Wow, how did you prototype your kernelsprite with something intangible? And how are you still sane after that? I am in awe of your abilities.

[Sandvich King]

#62: I may not use my own genetic code to create the First Guardian.
#63: I may not provide firearms to any ectobiolobaby.
#64: I may not provide my ectobiolobaby self with a sports almanack or any similar means to predict the outcome of many events and make millions on bets.
#65: I may not prototype anything that inherently causes large-scale destruction.
#66: I may not create an infinitely tall SPORT PILE out of past/future/alternate selves 8^Y.
#67: I may not EVER fail to add the glowing white frog's DNA to Bilious Slick, no matter how much of a hurry I am in.

[kmsumrall]

#68: I am not allowed prototype with my ~ath codebook.

[Ixalite]

68. It is not permitted to use magic to move a gate exit into its entrance.
69. Six Solar Sweeps.
70. I may not use magic to shrink myself (and a bus full of children) and then explore the interior workings of a living human body.
71. I may not use magic to create a second Skaia for Derse to orbit.
72. I should not attempt to re-locate black armies to this second battlefield.
73. I may not use magic to import or create any fictional character.
74. Persons created with magic are not viable relationship partners.
75. Persons created with wierd science are not viable relationship partners
76. I may not create a door which requires one or more human heads to open.
77. I may Not bring my Hunk Rump magazine to Rivendell.
78. The STRONG May not punch anyone to resolve issues of superiority.
79. PornographyKind is completely useless.
80. Nudity is not the best armor.
81. A microbiology textbook should not come anywhere near one's Kernelsprite unless one is well stocked with antibiotics.
82. Alchemizing time-turntables, a jet-pack, and a car may sound excellent; but your mother may be too hot to resist.
83. Becoming one's own father through time travel is not an alternative to Ectobiology.
84. I may not alchemitize food-based weaponry.
85. I may not declare war on all parents.
86. I may not cross over into any Cartoon Network show.
87. Death By SNU-SNU is still death; Keep Prototypings SFW!

[ChronoSamurai]

im confused, shouuldnt this be inmpsa chat forumas?/

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#69. I will not play while drunk.

[saltywaters]

#70. I will remember that this is NOT a game to have fun in, and all the rules are there for a reason
#71. I will make a vague attempt to remember and follow Rule 70.

[ARandomKid]

72. Even if I can, I am not allowed to set my entire planet on fire just because it was "too cold around here"

[saevitia]

73. I will not attempt to resolve the tensions on Derse by instigating a prank war between Jack and the Queen.
74. I will not side with the Dersites even if the Black Queen is a very pretty lady and I have been promised a high political position.
75. I will not attempt to convince my team mates that creating the new universe amounts to genocide, since the medium then ceases to exist, even if I am totally right about this.
76. I will not prototype an Imp.
77. I will not prototype fanart of any Homestuck character
78. I will not attempt to give my client player a back massage by clicking them with the cursor
79. or any other sort of massage.

[PriffyViole]

80. I will not dress up every other player in green and introduce them to the Warweiry Villein.

[simon.clarkstone]

#81. I may not give NPCs the means to play Sburb.
#82. Claiming that they stole said means will fool no-one, especially not the Seer.
#83. Pre-entry prototyping must not be chosen to trigger team-mates' phobias.
#83a. Or their fetishes.
#83b. Or my own.
#84. The medium is not the place for agriculture. Not even for medical reasons.
#85. Anything from my client's siblings' rooms would make an unsuitable sprite.
#86. The NCOHT do not do requests for things I saw on Japanese TV.

[zeus]

#87: I will not prototype a vanilla sprite with a vanilla sprite
#88: I will not use doomed timeline selves to harvest infinite grist and other resources

[DarkCarnival]

#89 I will not activate noclip
#90 Or godmode
#91 You know what? No using the console at all
#92 I will not refuse freshly baked cookies from my grandmother

[Deadly920]

#93 Never, under any circumstances, attempt to be the pony.

[Quirk]

#94: Bro of Ponies is not a legimate title.
#95: Under no circumstances is pony fan art to be prototyped.
#95-a: Art involving Discord is RIGHT OUT.

[Varkarrus]

96: I will not have my friends pre-entry prototype with a chuck norris action figure, a Superman action fgure, a Goku action figure, a Squirrel Girl action figure, a first guardian, and Glb'Golyb before entering.
96-a: Especially if you don't tell them what prototyping does.

[Reecer6]

#97: I will not interrogate Hadron Kaleido and Mobius Trip for the answers to any riddle
#98: I will not prototype Jack Noir
#99: I will not use the Windy Thing to bring the clouds with me everywhere.
#99a: Or other players' weapons.
#99b: Or anything.

[Legendary]

100. Hell, let's just get this one out of the way: Mixing pop culture and prototyping is about as morally wrong as blowing up the ectobiology machine before my teammates can be born. Let's not.
101. I will no longer attempt to force the game to change my title because Heart is a lame power.
102. I will no longer convince my teammates that Jack Noir will give them an ultimate weapon if they present him with a ring or scepter.
103. Derse is a planet too, and its moon hosts some of my teammates. As such, I will not attempt to nuke it before I've spent even an hour in the Medium.

[Marbles]

#101: I will not try to make my consorts into coats.
#102: I will not try to make out with everyone else in my session, regardless of what the voices in my head tell me to do.

[Prof. Luigi]

Oh man, this is just like the forums I immigrated from. "1000 reasons why ____" or "1000 things you shouldn't do"
But anyway, moving on:
102: NO SOUP FOR YOU

[Legendary]

Here's a quick revision to get the numbers standardized:

100. Hell, let's just get this one out of the way: Mixing pop culture and prototyping is about as morally wrong as blowing up the ectobiology machine before my teammates can be born. Let's not.
101. I will no longer attempt to force the game to change my title because Heart is a lame power.
102. I will no longer convince my teammates that Jack Noir will give them an ultimate weapon if they present him with a ring or scepter.
103. Derse is a planet too, and its moon hosts some of my teammates. As such, I will not attempt to nuke it before I've spent even an hour in the Medium.
104: I will not try to make my consorts into coats.
105: I will not try to make out with everyone else in my session, regardless of what the voices in my head tell me to do.
106: NO SOUP FOR YOU

So the next person should make 107.

[Deadly920]

#108. Always remember to make a #107

[Crazy-8]

109: I will not exploit my specibus to allow myself to use multiple weapons under the same name (I.E A can of mace and a wooden mace)