GOBLINS! (goblinsgoblinsgoblinsgoblins)

[Drillgorg]

Ew, that was a gross place to stab that demon.

[Varkarrus]

Dies Horribly Things Dying Horribly OTP

[Drillgorg]

Uh oh, the green hand looks a lot more like a monster claw now, and it is taking over Dies' face.

[Wesley Foxx]

I dunno, it seemed to have gone back to more normal goblin hand by the second to last panel.

I have a feeling that it is currently puppeting his unconscious body to help protect him, but will not be a long term, negatively malicious controlling entity.

[Varkarrus]

I dunno, it seemed to have gone back to more normal goblin hand by the second to last panel.

I have a feeling that it is currently puppeting his unconscious body to help protect him, but will not be a long term, negatively malicious controlling entity.

Where's the drama in that?

[Drillgorg]

GUYS. In the second to last panel, is it Dies saying "Huh?", or did his hand say it??

[ragmaan]

It was Dies, coming awake.

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Although it turns out he's a papa ;o

[Softspoken]

Crap. The really annoying thing about situations like this is it's hard to get all three relevant parties to talk to eachother at the same time.

[chimericWilder]

It would seem as through Minmax & Friends are in a bit of a pickle. Like, a lot.

[Kraft]

Good thing she stopped him or else MinMax would end up always being a nudist. Maybe the holes will expand to include the bands, or has the process stopped because Psimax removed that cog?

[chimericWilder]

I hadnt throught about that, actually. Ah, i guess the next update will tell us.

[Kaeoz Crimson]

Minmax manages to successfully make an epic burn after failing epically at making a burn XD.

[GodTierRufio]

Well... dies horribly did died horribly (or his sould was captured by a demon but his body still died) and then was reborn so he fulfilled his destiny right? He should be a free man from now on when he realizes this...
If his arm doesn't brainwash him and kill everyone in some twisted paternal love/rage. Talk about daddy issues.

Also, Die's arm is DiesHorriblyStuck. /http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338466/

/boot to the head

[Melakias]

This must be one of the comics that most pushed me to start roll playing, it's awesome and the all ecuation that took to 1 = 0 is a fallacy, since you can't divide for 0 and he did.

[UnnamedEnderman]

Although I've never actually played DnD(I'd like to but I dont really know how) I really love Goblins!

[Pumpkin? King]

Looks like Evil Psychic Minmax is taking the chance to cop a feel on Kin.

Pervy bastard.

[Wesley Foxx]

So the main comic's atypical variance is the fact that they mutually care about eachother.

D'aww. Now stop psion-groping her.

[Drillgorg]

I guess evil psychic minmax put all his points and +1s into mage skills instead of warrior.

[UnnamedEnderman]

I guess evil psychic minmax put all his points and +1s into mage skills instead of warrior.

by that logic though he should be either clueless when it comes to certain things despite being pretty smart or you could poke him and make him bleed.

[chimericWilder]

nah psions are just overpowered as far as i recall, which is not very far given that i never saw one in use.

[ragmaan]

Poor minimax. She hit him where it hurts.

In his Charisma.

If you know what I'm saying.

[Kraft]

^Which surprisingly gets easier as the stat gets bigger.

lol oh I loved that page of the webcomic.

[Wesley Foxx]

I think the pieces of equipment he makes up are some of the best parts.

"Did you just paradoxically replicate oblivion?"
"No. Maybe."

[chimericWilder]

Sword of Oblivion:
-Stuff you stab never existed and never will. You win.

[chimericWilder]

great so this sword is also immune to the universal rule of 'everything travels through time at a rate of one second per second.'
lewt shit