Cabbage Quest! (BEWARE: Bunnies and Cuteness lie within)

[PleasingFungus]

HOW LOW WILL SHE GO.

fixed

[Conspicuous]

Do not worry, I am certain Bubblebeard is a professional.

Silly little Cucumber and his worrying about things.

[Softspoken]

Welp

That sure was a reference

[Doodleniks]

Five bucks says that Cuco didn't think he was being literal.

Nailed it

[Solaris]

1) Bubblebeard is still the best
2) COME ON CUCUMBER what else could it have been? Gosh, you'd think he'd get a clue by now.

[Doodleniks]

Cuco is under the impression that the world functions in a logical manner.

It's what he gets for reading all those silly fantasy books with all those humans and whatnot.

[Avi]

Team Cucumber's blasting off again...!

[deathsbuddy]

Who lives on an island in Ripple Kingdom?

Cap tain Bubble beard!

Bubbly and salty and silly is him.

Cap tain Bubble beard!

[ArmsAreLoud]

Took me long enough to figure out who the fuck the characters in Solaris's avatar are.

This is a pretty cute comic. I will be keeping tabs on it.

[Solaris]

wingermercier asked you:

I got it! The final boss… is Bacon!

you ever notice how you never see the nightmare knight and bacon in the same room together

Oh my god it all makes sense now.

[Conspicuous]

Bubblebeard just keeps getting better.

I'd pay to see a comic just about his adventures.

[nostalgebraist]

Took me long enough to figure out who the fuck the characters in Solaris's avatar are.

This is a pretty cute comic. I will be keeping tabs on it.

I just had the same experience.

[PleasingFungus]

Oh my god it all makes sense now.

A splendid answer to a splendid question(?).

[deathsbuddy]

u ok cukes

[Solaris]

Cuco you need to learn how to land better come on dude.

[PleasingFungus]

Panel 2: the perfect faces?

[ArmsAreLoud]

Random sleep deprivation-caused theory, Nautilus's primary duty is to be the hero's obligatory romantic interest

This will be very awkward due to them not being romantically interested in each other at all

[Conspicuous]

Random sleep deprivation-caused theory, Nautilus's primary duty is to be the hero's obligatory romantic interest

This will be very awkward due to them not being romantically interested in each other at all

Cucumber is what? Like nine?

[Solaris]

I am not sure if there is a solid age but I always thought he was like, 12, 13? If there is a canon age, it is probably in one of the questions that Gigi answered on tumblr.

[Solaris]

I FOUND IT

catrente asked you:

What are the ages for all the characters in Cucumber? (I’m more interested in Almond and Peridot’s, but having the rest would be super cool, too.)

The characters in CQ don’t have concrete ages, actually! They fit into these groups:

Kids - Cucumber | Slightly Younger Kids - Almond, Peridot
Young Adults - Saturday, Baguette, Tartelette
Adults - Carrot, Cabbage, Bagel, the BLTs
Old People - uhh we haven’t met one yet but Croquembouche
??? - Dream Oracle

So yea, he's like twelveish or younger depending on what you call a Young Adult.

[Conspicuous]

No, he is like nine*.
Cabbage told us as such.

*Nope

[deathsbuddy]

Bacon's an adult

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

Not every story needs to have a shoehorned-in romantic plot, and it is possible to read a story and enjoy it without wondering which characters should be shipped.

e: I say the second part because I saw some fandom!secret where someone was like "I watch this children's show with a niece and ship the characters in my head"
wait here it is

[BRPXQZME]

Will cucumber have a love interest?

Cucumber is married to his education.

Good enough for me.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Not every story needs to have a shoehorned-in romantic plot, and it is possible to read a story and enjoy it without wondering which characters should be shipped.

That's

Kind of the joke?

Like there's a whole pattern going on where you've got all these typical fantasy adventure tropes running around and Cucumber is ill-fitted for all of them

"Destined to love the princess" would just be another on the list that he does not follow at all.